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 ? Whatever you're doing, share it here. And chat with other pervy night owls. About anything you flippin' like. Thread watchers that don't usually post, you're very welcome here. Very welcome, and not just on Fridays. Don't be shy, give us a try. Let's get ready to nocturnal. Smileyface | |||
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How’s you tonight "Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Satsun. Happy Friday. I'm a bit gassy, I've just had two cans of Coke. How the heck are you? | |||
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Looks like I will never win 
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"My prediction was correct "What was your prediction? | |||
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"Good evening all x" Gooooooooooooooood eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Curvy Vixen. x | |||
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"My prediction was correct
What was your prediction?"I’d have time on my hands | |||
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"Hi Jim and one and all Contributing to the forums and having a good per....peruse" Grr.... Granville Fee....fetch a cloth | |||
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"Hi Jim and one and all Contributing to the forums and having a good per....peruse Grr.... Granville Fee....fetch a cloth"  | |||
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" Hi all inc that Jim fella" That Jim fella? I'm god of the night I'll have you know. Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Suit. | |||
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"Well the saying goes ( snooze you lose )
Looks like I will never win
It’s bedtime "Sweet dreams. | |||
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"Hello there Jim and Co. I'm on 14% battery and fading ....." Plug yourself in woman | |||
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"Well the saying goes ( snooze you lose )
Looks like I will never win
It’s bedtime
Sweet dreams."Thanks mate | |||
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"Hi Jim and Willy and everyone else. Im actually eating a salted caramel flapjack. Spooky "That sounds delightful | |||
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"Good eeeevening james. Did you attend the big Shrewsbury Christmas lights unveiling ?" Smileyface, I do like when I get a good eeeeeeeeeeeevening. Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, S & L. Excellent mo work by the way, both of you. I didn't attend the switch on. I did see videos of the switch on. They look good.  | |||
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Laceyandsam "Miss. Honey. Goddess. (Smileycumface) | |||
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"Hi Jim and one and all Contributing to the forums and having a good per....peruse" Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jo. Merry per...perusing. | |||
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"Chilling and Perving, calming down after a no show " Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, DD. Chill out, you've got the whole weekend ahead of you. | |||
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"My prediction was correct
What was your prediction?
I’d have time on my hands "At least you've got fit eyebrows. | |||
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"Good evening!" Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening! Smileyface | |||
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" Hi all inc that Jim fella That Jim fella? I'm god of the night I'll have you know. Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Suit." Sorry your Excellency | |||
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"Hello there Jim and Co. I'm on 14% battery and fading ..... Plug yourself in woman " I'm socketless | |||
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"Good evening Jim, evening all. I’ve been watching Beauty and the Beast and The Italian Job. Have you had a good day Jim? " Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Babs. Today was a good day. How was it for you? | |||
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"Jim
Fellow noc'ers
Laceyandsam
Miss. Honey.
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Laceyandsam "Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Honey. | |||
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"Hello there Jim and Co. I'm on 14% battery and fading ..... Plug yourself in woman "Hey, I was going to say that. | |||
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"Good eeeevening james. Did you attend the big Shrewsbury Christmas lights unveiling ? Smileyface, I do like when I get a good eeeeeeeeeeeevening. Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, S & L. Excellent mo work by the way, both of you. I didn't attend the switch on. I did see videos of the switch on. They look good. "
Smileyface indeed, thanks for the mo support. It is beginning to grind a bit now but I’m committed too seeing it out until December.
There’s rumours of an ice rink in the shopping centre of our mutual hometown for the festive season !!!
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"Hi Jim and Willy and everyone else. Im actually eating a salted caramel flapjack. Spooky "Flapjack knows it's target audience. Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rubi Friday. My willy says hello. | |||
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"Good evening Jim, evening all. I’ve been watching Beauty and the Beast and The Italian Job. Have you had a good day Jim? Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Babs. Today was a good day. How was it for you?" I had an excellent day thank you. I’m sleepy tired now because I wake up at stupid o’clock in the morning so I will say goodnight | |||
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"Hello there Jim and Co. I'm on 14% battery and fading ..... Plug yourself in woman
Hey, I was going to say that."Autumn can't she's socketless apparently | |||
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"Hello there Jim and Co. I'm on 14% battery and fading ....." Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Autumn. You know what to do. | |||
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"Hi Jim and Willy and everyone else. Im actually eating a salted caramel flapjack. Spooky
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"Good evening Jim, how's your Friday been? I'm very tired tonight, and drinking tea in the hope it keeps me awake a bit longer x " Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Angie. I've had a good Friday. Is going to bed not an option? x | |||
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"Hi Jim and Willy and everyone else. Im actually eating a salted caramel flapjack. Spooky "I just had a salted caramel nut bar. Spooky is right. Six degrees of fab separation. | |||
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"Evening Mr Jim. I've spent most of the evening with a bit of grit in my eye making it get all leaky! Coincidentally, and completely unrelated, children in need has been on the telly
"Ohhh, Children In Need. I didn't get at all teary eyed with all the children choirs were singing Over The Rainbow. | |||
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"Evening ladies and gents Hope you're all having fine ones?" Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, DanB4. I have a fine one. | |||
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" Hi all inc that Jim fella That Jim fella? I'm god of the night I'll have you know. Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Suit. Sorry your Excellency "Excellency, that's a bit more like it. Apology accepted. Happy Friday! | |||
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"Hello there Jim and Co. I'm on 14% battery and fading ..... Plug yourself in woman
I'm socketless "That's sad. | |||
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"Good night early start so early to bed "Sleep well, Rowdy. | |||
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".... yes? "One of my favourite words. Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Yvaine. I was thinking about you earlier. How the devil are you? | |||
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"Good evening Jim, how's your Friday been? I'm very tired tonight, and drinking tea in the hope it keeps me awake a bit longer x Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Angie. I've had a good Friday. Is going to bed not an option? x" I'm hoping to get to bed in a bit. Youngest is away so haven't got to stay up late for a change x | |||
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"Evening James, déjà vu here, watching GOT reruns, think I might need a life or a woman to take my mind off things! "Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Doc. Just watch Game of Thrones. | |||
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"Good evening Jim, evening all. I’ve been watching Beauty and the Beast and The Italian Job. Have you had a good day Jim? Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Babs. Today was a good day. How was it for you? I had an excellent day thank you. I’m sleepy tired now because I wake up at stupid o’clock in the morning so I will say goodnight "Na night. x | |||
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Fellow noc'ers
Laceyandsam
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"Sweet cheecks in Birmingham in the hotel bar after seeing pearl jam UK. Good gig "Fantastic, good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Buxom. \m/ | |||
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".... yes?
One of my favourite words. Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Yvaine. I was thinking about you earlier. How the devil are you? "Do I want to know what you were doing while thinking about me? Oh, that's a loaded question. 
Rather perky me old chum. How are you? | |||
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"Evening Mr Jim. I've spent most of the evening with a bit of grit in my eye making it get all leaky! Coincidentally, and completely unrelated, children in need has been on the telly
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"Hi all, Sexting quite a bit, blushing, feeling quite hot..exciting! Short of full on play, it's rather good! " Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, LaThe. Carry on sexting. | |||
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"Evening Mr Jim. I've spent most of the evening with a bit of grit in my eye making it get all leaky! Coincidentally, and completely unrelated, children in need has been on the telly
Ohhh, Children In Need. I didn't get at all teary eyed with all the children choirs were singing Over The Rainbow. "Me neither | |||
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"Hi Jim and Willy and everyone else. Im actually eating a salted caramel flapjack. Spooky
That sounds delightful "It was so good. | |||
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"Good eeeevening james. Did you attend the big Shrewsbury Christmas lights unveiling ? Smileyface, I do like when I get a good eeeeeeeeeeeevening. Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, S & L. Excellent mo work by the way, both of you. I didn't attend the switch on. I did see videos of the switch on. They look good.
Smileyface indeed, thanks for the mo support. It is beginning to grind a bit now but I’m committed too seeing it out until December.
There’s rumours of an ice rink in the shopping centre of our mutual hometown for the festive season !!!
Excited "That would be awesome! | |||
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"Hi Jim and Willy and everyone else. Im actually eating a salted caramel flapjack. Spooky
That sounds delightful
It was so good. "I rather want some now. | |||
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"Evening Mr Jim. I've spent most of the evening with a bit of grit in my eye making it get all leaky! Coincidentally, and completely unrelated, children in need has been on the telly
Ohhh, Children In Need. I didn't get at all teary eyed with all the children choirs were singing Over The Rainbow.
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"Evening Mr Jim. I've spent most of the evening with a bit of grit in my eye making it get all leaky! Coincidentally, and completely unrelated, children in need has been on the telly
"Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, g3orgie. It's good to see someone whose name is in my predictive text return. I am sorry to learn of your eye condition. | |||
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"Evening Mr Jim. I've spent most of the evening with a bit of grit in my eye making it get all leaky! Coincidentally, and completely unrelated, children in need has been on the telly
Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, g3orgie. It's good to see someone whose name is in my predictive text return. I am sorry to learn of your eye condition."To have a weeping eye is a condition indeed. | |||
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"Evening Mr Jim. I've spent most of the evening with a bit of grit in my eye making it get all leaky! Coincidentally, and completely unrelated, children in need has been on the telly
Ohhh, Children In Need. I didn't get at all teary eyed with all the children choirs were singing Over The Rainbow.
Me neither
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"Evening Mr Jim. I've spent most of the evening with a bit of grit in my eye making it get all leaky! Coincidentally, and completely unrelated, children in need has been on the telly
Ohhh, Children In Need. I didn't get at all teary eyed with all the children choirs were singing Over The Rainbow.
Me neither
Are you sure?
Oh absolutely! This bloomin bit of grit in my eye however.... "Shall I whip it out? | |||
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"Evening Mr Jim. I've spent most of the evening with a bit of grit in my eye making it get all leaky! Coincidentally, and completely unrelated, children in need has been on the telly
Ohhh, Children In Need. I didn't get at all teary eyed with all the children choirs were singing Over The Rainbow.
Me neither
Are you sure?
Oh absolutely! This bloomin bit of grit in my eye however....
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"Evening Mr Jim. I've spent most of the evening with a bit of grit in my eye making it get all leaky! Coincidentally, and completely unrelated, children in need has been on the telly
Ohhh, Children In Need. I didn't get at all teary eyed with all the children choirs were singing Over The Rainbow.
Me neither
Are you sure?
Oh absolutely! This bloomin bit of grit in my eye however....
Shall I whip it out?
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"Evening Jim. Bit tipsy, least said the better "Oh mac. Did I pour too much gin? | |||
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"Evening Mr Jim. I've spent most of the evening with a bit of grit in my eye making it get all leaky! Coincidentally, and completely unrelated, children in need has been on the telly
Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, g3orgie. It's good to see someone whose name is in my predictive text return. I am sorry to learn of your eye condition."Your sorrow at my predicament is appreciated Mr Jim. However, it seems to have been cured by the telly being switched off! Must've been the glare I reckon. | |||
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"Evening Mr Jim. I've spent most of the evening with a bit of grit in my eye making it get all leaky! Coincidentally, and completely unrelated, children in need has been on the telly
Ohhh, Children In Need. I didn't get at all teary eyed with all the children choirs were singing Over The Rainbow.
Me neither
Are you sure?
Oh absolutely! This bloomin bit of grit in my eye however....
Shall I whip it out?
...the grit?
Or his eye. Stop thinking rude things young lady. "Whip his eye out? And give him a glass one? | |||
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"Evening Mr Jim. I've spent most of the evening with a bit of grit in my eye making it get all leaky! Coincidentally, and completely unrelated, children in need has been on the telly
Ohhh, Children In Need. I didn't get at all teary eyed with all the children choirs were singing Over The Rainbow.
Me neither
Are you sure?
Oh absolutely! This bloomin bit of grit in my eye however....
Shall I whip it out?
...the grit?
Or his eye. Stop thinking rude things young lady. "She's lowering the tone again | |||
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"Evening Mr Jim. I've spent most of the evening with a bit of grit in my eye making it get all leaky! Coincidentally, and completely unrelated, children in need has been on the telly
Ohhh, Children In Need. I didn't get at all teary eyed with all the children choirs were singing Over The Rainbow.
Me neither
Are you sure?
Oh absolutely! This bloomin bit of grit in my eye however....
Shall I whip it out?
...the grit?
Or his eye. Stop thinking rude things young lady.
Whip his eye out? And give him a glass one? "Or give him a patch. Like a pirate. Let's face it, if he doesn't have an eye he wouldn't have to put up with grit in it. | |||
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"Evening Mr Jim. I've spent most of the evening with a bit of grit in my eye making it get all leaky! Coincidentally, and completely unrelated, children in need has been on the telly
Ohhh, Children In Need. I didn't get at all teary eyed with all the children choirs were singing Over The Rainbow.
Me neither
Are you sure?
Oh absolutely! This bloomin bit of grit in my eye however....
Shall I whip it out?
...the grit?
Or his eye. Stop thinking rude things young lady.
Whip his eye out? And give him a glass one?
Or give him a patch. Like a pirate.
Let's face it, if he doesn't have an eye he wouldn't have to put up with grit in it. "He does drink so much rum. Can he grow his hair and fashion a patch that joins his sideburn? | |||
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"Evening Mr Jim. I've spent most of the evening with a bit of grit in my eye making it get all leaky! Coincidentally, and completely unrelated, children in need has been on the telly
Ohhh, Children In Need. I didn't get at all teary eyed with all the children choirs were singing Over The Rainbow.
Me neither
Are you sure?
Oh absolutely! This bloomin bit of grit in my eye however....
Shall I whip it out?
...the grit?
Or his eye. Stop thinking rude things young lady.
She's lowering the tone again "I put a heartfelt personal comment way up there...now I am distracting myself from my sadness. | |||
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"Evening Mr Jim. I've spent most of the evening with a bit of grit in my eye making it get all leaky! Coincidentally, and completely unrelated, children in need has been on the telly
Ohhh, Children In Need. I didn't get at all teary eyed with all the children choirs were singing Over The Rainbow.
Me neither
Are you sure?
Oh absolutely! This bloomin bit of grit in my eye however....
Shall I whip it out?
...the grit?
Or his eye. Stop thinking rude things young lady.
Whip his eye out? And give him a glass one?
Or give him a patch. Like a pirate.
Let's face it, if he doesn't have an eye he wouldn't have to put up with grit in it.
He does drink so much rum. Can he grow his hair and fashion a patch that joins his sideburn? "Like... an eye patch made out of his hair? | |||
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"Good evening Jim, how's your Friday been? I'm very tired tonight, and drinking tea in the hope it keeps me awake a bit longer x Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Angie. I've had a good Friday. Is going to bed not an option? x I'm hoping to get to bed in a bit. Youngest is away so haven't got to stay up late for a change x " That's good. x | |||
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"Hello there Jim and Co. I'm on 14% battery and fading ..... Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Autumn. You know what to do. "Ah that's better. Plugged in and filling up nicely | |||
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"Evening Jim.......friday night again "Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Toxic. It's Friday night and the feeling's right. | |||
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"Evening Mr Jim. I've spent most of the evening with a bit of grit in my eye making it get all leaky! Coincidentally, and completely unrelated, children in need has been on the telly
Ohhh, Children In Need. I didn't get at all teary eyed with all the children choirs were singing Over The Rainbow.
Me neither
Are you sure?
Oh absolutely! This bloomin bit of grit in my eye however....
Shall I whip it out?
...the grit?
Or his eye. Stop thinking rude things young lady.
Whip his eye out? And give him a glass one?
Or give him a patch. Like a pirate.
Let's face it, if he doesn't have an eye he wouldn't have to put up with grit in it.
He does drink so much rum. Can he grow his hair and fashion a patch that joins his sideburn?
Like... an eye patch made out of his hair? "Yeah. Imagine if he went to work and had forgotten it. 'Woops, nevernind, I can just swoosh my hair over and job done' | |||
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Fellow noc'ers
Laceyandsam
Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Honey.
Oh hello "Hello yourself, you've changed into something more comfortable. | |||
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"Jim
Fellow noc'ers
Laceyandsam
Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Honey.
Oh hello
Hello yourself, you've changed into something more comfortable. "I have. *twirls* you like? | |||
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"Evening Mr Jim. I've spent most of the evening with a bit of grit in my eye making it get all leaky! Coincidentally, and completely unrelated, children in need has been on the telly
Ohhh, Children In Need. I didn't get at all teary eyed with all the children choirs were singing Over The Rainbow.
Me neither
Are you sure?
Oh absolutely! This bloomin bit of grit in my eye however....
Shall I whip it out?
...the grit?
Or his eye. Stop thinking rude things young lady.
Whip his eye out? And give him a glass one?
Or give him a patch. Like a pirate.
Let's face it, if he doesn't have an eye he wouldn't have to put up with grit in it.
He does drink so much rum. Can he grow his hair and fashion a patch that joins his sideburn?
Like... an eye patch made out of his hair?
Yeah. Imagine if he went to work and had forgotten it. 'Woops, nevernind, I can just swoosh my hair over and job done'"Does he whip his hair back and forth? | |||
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"Evening Mr Jim. I've spent most of the evening with a bit of grit in my eye making it get all leaky! Coincidentally, and completely unrelated, children in need has been on the telly
Ohhh, Children In Need. I didn't get at all teary eyed with all the children choirs were singing Over The Rainbow.
Me neither
Are you sure?
Oh absolutely! This bloomin bit of grit in my eye however....
Shall I whip it out?
...the grit?
Or his eye. Stop thinking rude things young lady.
Whip his eye out? And give him a glass one?
Or give him a patch. Like a pirate.
Let's face it, if he doesn't have an eye he wouldn't have to put up with grit in it.
He does drink so much rum. Can he grow his hair and fashion a patch that joins his sideburn?
Like... an eye patch made out of his hair? "As delightful as these helpful solutions sound, I fear I shall have to take my leave of you lovely fab folk once again. But thank you for suggestions. They will be given their due considerations and put in order of least likely to onflict pain on myself (or lead to a nasty infection at the least). Catch you later lovelies | |||
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"Hi all, Sexting quite a bit, blushing, feeling quite hot..exciting! Short of full on play, it's rather good! Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, LaThe. Carry on sexting." Intend too. Tension (and a few other things) is rising! Rush of blood to the head. Feel a storm coming! | |||
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One of my favourite words. Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Yvaine. I was thinking about you earlier. How the devil are you?
Do I want to know what you were doing while thinking about me? Oh, that's a loaded question.
Rather perky me old chum. How are you? "Excellent news. I'm loaded. | |||
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"Evening Mr Jim. I've spent most of the evening with a bit of grit in my eye making it get all leaky! Coincidentally, and completely unrelated, children in need has been on the telly
Ohhh, Children In Need. I didn't get at all teary eyed with all the children choirs were singing Over The Rainbow.
Me neither
Are you sure?
Oh absolutely! This bloomin bit of grit in my eye however....
Shall I whip it out?
...the grit?
Or his eye. Stop thinking rude things young lady.
Whip his eye out? And give him a glass one?
Or give him a patch. Like a pirate.
Let's face it, if he doesn't have an eye he wouldn't have to put up with grit in it.
He does drink so much rum. Can he grow his hair and fashion a patch that joins his sideburn?
Like... an eye patch made out of his hair?
Yeah. Imagine if he went to work and had forgotten it. 'Woops, nevernind, I can just swoosh my hair over and job done'
Does he whip his hair back and forth? "Yes I believe he does. | |||
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"Evening James, déjà vu here, watching GOT reruns, think I might need a life or a woman to take my mind off things!
Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Doc. Just watch Game of Thrones."Fair enough, probably get my fill of sex and violence out of it anyway! | |||
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"Poorly curvy checking in Good evening all " Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Curvy. It's very brave of you to check in, in your current state. Get better sooner than soon. | |||
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"Evening Mr Jim. I've spent most of the evening with a bit of grit in my eye making it get all leaky! Coincidentally, and completely unrelated, children in need has been on the telly
Ohhh, Children In Need. I didn't get at all teary eyed with all the children choirs were singing Over The Rainbow.
Me neither
Are you sure?
Oh absolutely! This bloomin bit of grit in my eye however....
Shall I whip it out?
...the grit?
Or his eye. Stop thinking rude things young lady.
Whip his eye out? And give him a glass one?
Or give him a patch. Like a pirate.
Let's face it, if he doesn't have an eye he wouldn't have to put up with grit in it.
He does drink so much rum. Can he grow his hair and fashion a patch that joins his sideburn?
Like... an eye patch made out of his hair?
As delightful as these helpful solutions sound, I fear I shall have to take my leave of you lovely fab folk once again.
But thank you for suggestions. They will be given their due considerations and put in order of least likely to onflict pain on myself (or lead to a nasty infection at the least).
Catch you later lovelies "You could catch eyelash nits? Quite a hideous affliction | |||
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"Evening Jim. Bit tipsy, least said the better "Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, tipsy Mac. Why? What you been up to? | |||
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"Evening Mr Jim. I've spent most of the evening with a bit of grit in my eye making it get all leaky! Coincidentally, and completely unrelated, children in need has been on the telly
Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, g3orgie. It's good to see someone whose name is in my predictive text return. I am sorry to learn of your eye condition.
Your sorrow at my predicament is appreciated Mr Jim. However, it seems to have been cured by the telly being switched off! Must've been the glare I reckon. "*Nods* It would have been that blue light. I've got the wireless on. | |||
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"Hello there Jim and Co. I'm on 14% battery and fading ..... Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Autumn. You know what to do.
Ah that's better. Plugged in and filling up nicely "Good girl. | |||
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Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Arctic. I can see you.
No you can't " | |||
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"Good evening Jim good evening to
Everyone else also.
Mrs"Gooooooooooooooood eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Latex. Smileyface | |||
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Fellow noc'ers
Laceyandsam
Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Honey.
Oh hello
Hello yourself, you've changed into something more comfortable.
I have. *twirls* you like? "I like a lot. Give us another twirl. | |||
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Fellow noc'ers
Laceyandsam
Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Honey.
Oh hello
Hello yourself, you've changed into something more comfortable.
I have. *twirls* you like?
I like a lot. Give us another twirl. "*spins* ok. Can I sit down now? | |||
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"Hi all, Sexting quite a bit, blushing, feeling quite hot..exciting! Short of full on play, it's rather good! Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, LaThe. Carry on sexting. Intend too. Tension (and a few other things) is rising! Rush of blood to the head. Feel a storm coming! " | |||
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"Evening James, déjà vu here, watching GOT reruns, think I might need a life or a woman to take my mind off things!
Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Doc. Just watch Game of Thrones.
Fair enough, probably get my fill of sex and violence out of it anyway! "Absolutely, happy Friday. Smileyface | |||
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Laceyandsam
Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Honey.
Oh hello
Hello yourself, you've changed into something more comfortable.
I have. *twirls* you like?
I like a lot. Give us another twirl.
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"Evening Jim. Bit tipsy, least said the better
Oh mac. Did I pour too much gin?"We drank the bottle of gin and are now on to pink champagne | |||
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"Na night g3orgie." I remember a time he would stay up all night | |||
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"Evening Jim. Bit tipsy, least said the better
Oh mac. Did I pour too much gin?
We drank the bottle of gin and are now on to pink champagne "Huzzah | |||
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Oh mac. Did I pour too much gin?
We drank the bottle of gin and are now on to pink champagne "Love to taste pink. | |||
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Samiss! Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening. "Evening Jim | |||
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Samiss! Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening.
Evening Jim " | |||
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"Good evening all x Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, x"That is a very cute angel x | |||
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"Just a quick flying visit to say hi and bye. Maybe catch you all later busy busy "Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Bladey. Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work Bladey goes. | |||
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"Good evening all x Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, x
That is a very cute angel x "x | |||
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"Alreet Jim and everyone, I'm just chillin' to some Van Morrison on BBC 4 "Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. I wonder why Mr and Mrs Morrison named their son, Van? | |||
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"Alreet Jim and everyone, I'm just chillin' to some Van Morrison on BBC 4
Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. I wonder why Mr and Mrs Morrison named their son, Van?"Sir George Ivan "Van" Morrison, OBE (born 31 August 1945) is a Northern Irish singer-songwriter, instrumentalist and producer. In 2016, he was knighted for his musical achievements and his services to tourism and charitable causes in Northern Ireland. | |||
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"Evening Jim, everyone. What have I missed so far? "Evening Estella, I fear Jim may have overdosed on flapjack | |||
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"Alreet Jim and everyone, I'm just chillin' to some Van Morrison on BBC 4
Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. I wonder why Mr and Mrs Morrison named their son, Van?
Sir George Ivan "Van" Morrison, OBE (born 31 August 1945) is a Northern Irish singer-songwriter, instrumentalist and producer. In 2016, he was knighted for his musical achievements and his services to tourism and charitable causes in Northern Ireland."Good facting, thank you. | |||
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"Evening Jim, everyone. What have I missed so far?
Evening Estella, I fear Jim may have overdosed on flapjack "I'm back. | |||
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"Evening Jim, everyone. What have I missed so far? "Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Estella. Where have you been all my night? | |||
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"Work night out. Shuffle boarding, who knew I’d find my sport tonight... "Shuffle boarding, I'm going to search engine that now. | |||
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"Work night out. Shuffle boarding, who knew I’d find my sport tonight...
Shuffle boarding, I'm going to search engine that now." | |||
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"Anyone else wide awake and perving." Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, AFM. Me! | |||
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"Work night out. Shuffle boarding, who knew I’d find my sport tonight...
Shuffle boarding, I'm going to search engine that now.
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"Work night out. Shuffle boarding, who knew I’d find my sport tonight...
Shuffle boarding, I'm going to search engine that now.
"This is what I came up with
Shuffleboarding is an advanced sex act that involves one woman, two men, and a large room with a smooth floor.
Before shuffleboarding can take place, all parties must remove their clothes and the woman must be completely lubricated. In this case, lubrication is necessary not only in the woman's vagina, but over her entire body.
Once this is done, the two men take their places at the opposite sides of the room and the woman lays on her back infront of one of them. The man standing over her takes his foot and penetrates her with it, so much so that he has the leverage to slide her across the room to the opposing side. The other man then spins the woman around and does the same. This continues until the woman has an orgasm.
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Have you been to a hip London establishment?
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"Work night out. Shuffle boarding, who knew I’d find my sport tonight...
Shuffle boarding, I'm going to search engine that now.
Have you been to a hip London establishment?
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Shuffle boarding, I'm going to search engine that now.
Have you been to a hip London establishment?
I thought that was played on the deck of a ship.
Also evening or morning whatever."Less ship, more hip. | |||
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Shuffle boarding, I'm going to search engine that now.
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You know I have. Shoreditch no less.
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"Ace!! "Well good evening missus | |||
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Shuffle boarding, I'm going to search engine that now.
Have you been to a hip London establishment?
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There were men sporting very fancy moustaches.
Thought so."And a DJ. I threw shapes on that there dance floor | |||
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Well good evening missus "Evening | |||
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Shuffle boarding, I'm going to search engine that now.
Have you been to a hip London establishment?
You know I have. Shoreditch no less.
There were men sporting very fancy moustaches.
Thought so.
And a DJ. I threw shapes on that there dance floor "It's all fun and games in Shoreditch. | |||
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Shuffle boarding, I'm going to search engine that now.
Have you been to a hip London establishment?
I thought that was played on the deck of a ship.
Also evening or morning whatever.
Less ship, more hip. "Groovy baby | |||
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"Work night out. Shuffle boarding, who knew I’d find my sport tonight...
Shuffle boarding, I'm going to search engine that now.
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You know I have. Shoreditch no less.
There were men sporting very fancy moustaches.
Thought so.
And a DJ. I threw shapes on that there dance floor
It's all fun and games in Shoreditch."It is. But I’m home now. | |||
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"Work night out. Shuffle boarding, who knew I’d find my sport tonight...
Shuffle boarding, I'm going to search engine that now.
Have you been to a hip London establishment?
You know I have. Shoreditch no less.
There were men sporting very fancy moustaches.
Thought so.
And a DJ. I threw shapes on that there dance floor
It's all fun and games in Shoreditch.
It is. But I’m home now. "*Nods* Nice to be home now. | |||
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"I'm just home been at a 21st.....god they make you feel old!!!!!!! "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Shamrock. It's not their fault you're an old man. | |||
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