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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

My kid : Mammy do you know what men nipples are for ??

Me : No what for.

My kid : they are good for telling you how cold it is.

I don't know if I should cry or laugh ...

Any kid cringing jokes anyone...

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By *atsun xxxMan
over a year ago

Nr LOUTH Lincolnshire


"My kid : Mammy do you know what men nipples are for ??

Me : No what for.

My kid : they are good for telling you how cold it is.

I don't know if I should cry or laugh ...

Any kid cringing jokes anyone...

"

Pmsl not sure I have any xxx

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By *atsun xxxMan
over a year ago

Nr LOUTH Lincolnshire

Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?" When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep. A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. "JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT FUCKING THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE!" The Teacher fainted.

Just from the internet lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


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Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?" When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep. A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. "JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT FUCKING THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE!" The Teacher fainted.

Just from the internet lol "

Ha ha love it

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By *atsun xxxMan
over a year ago

Nr LOUTH Lincolnshire

Glad you liked it xx

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By *wo4FemCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham


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Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?" When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep. A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. "JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT FUCKING THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE!" The Teacher fainted.

Just from the internet lol "

Ha ha that was a good one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Glad you liked it xx"

More more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Europe

Europe Who.....

(7 yr olds material right there!)

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By *atsun xxxMan
over a year ago

Nr LOUTH Lincolnshire

Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?" "None," replied Johnny, "cause the rest would fly away." "Well, the answer is four," said the teacher, "but I like the way you're thinking." Little Johnny says, "I have a question for you. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one was licking her cone, the second was biting her cone and the third was sucking her cone, which one is married?" "Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone." "No," said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you're thinking."

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By *atsun xxxMan
over a year ago

Nr LOUTH Lincolnshire


"Knock knock

Who’s there?

Europe

Europe Who.....

(7 yr olds material right there!) "

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Knock knock

Who’s there?

Europe

Europe Who.....

(7 yr olds material right there!)

Pmsl "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

why did the squirrel get stuck in the ground?

because he buried his nuts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you call a Mexican that's lost his car?

Carlos.

Thank you I'm here all week.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd tell you the joke about pizza, but it's a bit cheesy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I giggled and laughed

Thank you gents

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