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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I love it when you (or others) mishear lyrics.

Overheard Abba’s Chiquitita today and I always sing Chicken Tikka even though I know it’s wrong.

What are your misheard lyrics?

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

Macy Gray - I try -

"I wear goggles when you're not here"

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

Beastie Boys "Intergalactic planetary, planetary hinge and bracket"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Macy Gray - I try -

"I wear goggles when you're not here"

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Hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Beastie Boys "Intergalactic planetary, planetary hinge and bracket"

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I’m going to have to go and try that one out!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This always makes me think of the internet hit "Ken Lee". If you haven't seen it you should YouTube it!

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

All time favourite has to be my Mum misleading "So Lonely" by The Police...not once but twice!!

First time she thought it was TV presenter Sue Lawley...

...the second she thought it was salami!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To the tune of Rihanna - umbrella

Thinkin’ bout shaggin’ Estella Ella Ella ey ey thinkin’ bout shaggin Estella

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This always makes me think of the internet hit "Ken Lee". If you haven't seen it you should YouTube it!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"All time favourite has to be my Mum misleading "So Lonely" by The Police...not once but twice!!

First time she thought it was TV presenter Sue Lawley...

...the second she thought it was salami!!

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Epic!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"To the tune of Rihanna - umbrella

Thinkin’ bout shaggin’ Estella Ella Ella ey ey thinkin’ bout shaggin Estella

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To be arranged.

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By *elson61Man
over a year ago

WELWYN GARDEN CITY

Bill Withers:-

"Just the tuna fish, building castles in the sky"

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham

I can't get no sex in wrexham

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By *inkyfun2013Couple
over a year ago

lewisham

At school, before we could even read we were taught a song for religious assembly by the teachers singing it to us. It was called I Am The Lord Of The Dance Settee, and was clearly about some sort of religious furniture. It was years later that I discovered it was I Am The Lord Of The Dance Said He. God and I never did get on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'I'm blue in Aberdeen, I will die in Aberdeen, I will die in Aberdeen, I will die in Aberdeen'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“You said the nights were far too long”

Your sister likes my farts a lot.

“I wear them proudly, I wear them proud”

I want a brownie, I want it brown.

Both from asking Alexandria - the final episode

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

"Macy Gray - I try -

"I wear goggles when you're not here"

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That's going to stick haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fat Bottomed Girls by Queen contains the line 'I got stiffness in my bones', which the 13 year old me heard as 'I got syphilis in my balls'.

I'm glad I was wrong about that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"At school, before we could even read we were taught a song for religious assembly by the teachers singing it to us. It was called I Am The Lord Of The Dance Settee, and was clearly about some sort of religious furniture. It was years later that I discovered it was I Am The Lord Of The Dance Said He. God and I never did get on. "

Did we go to the same school?

Every fekkin day for 4 years we had to sing that crap

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Can also remember spending a whole school lunch hour debating the title of The Jam's latest single which had just been played on the radio - couldn't agree whether it was "Eating Trifles", "E10 Rifles" or something else besides

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

"This always makes me think of the internet hit "Ken Lee". If you haven't seen it you should YouTube it!"

Ken leeeeeee

Ta libby dibby douch you

Hilarious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a spate of mis-quotes a few years back.

Statuses- I'm all about the base,'bout the base (no trouble).

Someone with a pyramid fixation that was avoiding an incident?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cypress hill's lyric 'just got an ounce in the mail'

I always used to hear as 'just got an ounce from the vale'

(The vale being an actual place, an estate in Lancaster where indeed ounces of many descriptions could and can still be found)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"At school, before we could even read we were taught a song for religious assembly by the teachers singing it to us. It was called I Am The Lord Of The Dance Settee, and was clearly about some sort of religious furniture. It was years later that I discovered it was I Am The Lord Of The Dance Said He. God and I never did get on. "

Our Father

Who art in heaven

Hello by the way.

I nicked that one ,I'm afraid. It was Dave Allen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There was a spate of mis-quotes a few years back.

Statuses- I'm all about the base,'bout the base (no trouble).

Someone with a pyramid fixation that was avoiding an incident?"

Or they like their speed un chopped

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

In Celina Dions my heart will go on I always chuckle things that the "And never let go till we're gone" line in the second verse with her accent sounds like she sings "and never let cold seal windows" to me

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

A dude I went to school with used to sing "Under The Blue Tac Roof" to the Showaddywaddy hit with a similar name back in 1976

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

that recentish Michael Kiwanuka song 'I'm a fat man in a wardrobe'

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Keep ‘em coming these are fantastic.

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By *laytimenowMan
over a year ago

Essex

Destinys Child

Independent woman

ALF GARNETT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ah yeah ... that justin timberlake one ... 'fry me a liver'

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By *unkydesignCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

Not mine but a friend misheard the lyric of MJ’s Off The Wall “tonight I’m gonna leave my nan a fiver on the shelf”

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By *amiePhuktMan
over a year ago

Bristol

The Bucketheads - These sounds fall into my mind...

We used to sing ... Peas, Pies burger chips and fries

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

robert palmers 'might as well face it your a dick in a glove'

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple
over a year ago

Fareham

My grandson thought that the line 'I got moves like Jagger' was 'I got MOOBS like Jagger'!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not mine but seen it elsewhere

21 pilots - heathens

All my friends are eating steak and snow

And Anne Marie - chao adios im done

Shower the horse I’m done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex and Drugs And Carlton Cole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can also remember spending a whole school lunch hour debating the title of The Jam's latest single which had just been played on the radio - couldn't agree whether it was "Eating Trifles", "E10 Rifles" or something else besides

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pft, so only now you're realising what we sussed decades ago; -

E10 Riot Force

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By *ficouldMan
over a year ago

a quandary, could you change my mind?

Am past 21 so I think I miss hear most lyrics now a day's, thank you Internet for all your lyric suggestions for the songs I look up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything by the 1975's. Havnt a clue on most of their lyrics

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By *hellypantsWoman
over a year ago

Hayes

Oh I think that I've found myself a cherry head

Run around run around with a turtle on my head

Couldn't tell you what the real songs were tho!

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By *hellypantsWoman
over a year ago

Hayes

"Am past 21 so I think I miss hear most lyrics now a day's, thank you Internet for all your lyric suggestions for the songs I look up."

Used to have to wait for smash hits magazine to print the words when I was younger!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am past 21 so I think I miss hear most lyrics now a day's, thank you Internet for all your lyric suggestions for the songs I look up.

Used to have to wait for smash hits magazine to print the words when I was younger! "

this

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Just let me staple the vicar

We are family.....I've got all my sisters with me

Listen to it.....use to sing this all the time

Lol

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By *abulously curiousCouple
over a year ago

manchester

I can't believe u kiss ur cock at night

Car goodnight

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

There has to be more of these

Keep them coming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My son used to sing that well known Bee Gee's hit, Stabilise!

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Rihanna: Wild Farts (thoughts)

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By *odg123Man
over a year ago

southampton

Eddie o'gill the radio star.....

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester

When listening to ' professional widow' I used to think the line ' honey I'll bring you close to my lips' was ' honey I'll bring you toast tonight'

Trouble is, I can't get that line out of my head when ever I hear the song

Mrs blue eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here you go:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0ukn2YT5jeM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm ashamed I'm a-sellin' my Microsoft" - Michael Jackson

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bless the rains down in Africa - toto

I miss the the reign down in Africa - Robert mugabe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coldplay

Dream of parrot, Parrot,Parrot eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Somewhere in Tori Amos' 'Professinal Widow' I'm sure she sings 'he got a big dick' or it can be misheard again and sounds like 'scabby pig'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I bless the rains down in Africa - toto

I miss the the reign down in Africa - Robert mugabe

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My daughter sings I left my brains down in Africa!

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