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If Carlsberg made women...

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

what would they be like...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooer think you've opened a can of worms here - watch out for the guys' comments lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably the most pissed women in the world

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Ooer think you've opened a can of worms here - watch out for the guys' comments lol"

I know.. tis great, eh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the best women ever thats me........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

over gassy and disappointing now if weiss bier was a woman fruity, citrusy, effervescant and refreshing then you would be talking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Says you !

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"over gassy and disappointing now if weiss bier was a woman fruity, citrusy, effervescant and refreshing then you would be talking"

We need to address this concept... I think you are setting the bar... high???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"over gassy and disappointing now if weiss bier was a woman fruity, citrusy, effervescant and refreshing then you would be talking

We need to address this concept... I think you are setting the bar... high???"
he say jump ..we say how high?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"over gassy and disappointing now if weiss bier was a woman fruity, citrusy, effervescant and refreshing then you would be talking

We need to address this concept... I think you are setting the bar... high???"

All feckin bars are high for me lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago


"over gassy and disappointing now if weiss bier was a woman fruity, citrusy, effervescant and refreshing then you would be talking

We need to address this concept... I think you are setting the bar... high???"

just get some bigger bar stools and we'll manage somehow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If Carlsberg made women...they would have an easy access ring..............

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.....pull top

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"over gassy and disappointing now if weiss bier was a woman fruity, citrusy, effervescant and refreshing then you would be talking

We need to address this concept... I think you are setting the bar... high???

just get some bigger bar stools and we'll manage somehow "
bar stools? now youre talking!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

no darling im still not going to wear it !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If Carlsberg made women they'd make one that NEVER needs ANY football term explained to them, would understand the absolute need for men to go to the pub on important footie nights and she would also try her damned hardest to get you to fuck her girlfriends on a regular basis... oh, and she would look like Kelly Le Brock ala Wierd Science.

If they manage to make one without a mouth but with a self lubricating anus then that would be a bonus.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"If Carlsberg made women they'd make one that NEVER needs ANY football term explained to them, would understand the absolute need for men to go to the pub on important footie nights and she would also try her damned hardest to get you to fuck her girlfriends on a regular basis... oh, and she would look like Kelly Le Brock ala Wierd Science.

If they manage to make one without a mouth but with a self lubricating anus then that would be a bonus. "
and breathe

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone


"no darling im still not going to wear it !!! "

Shuttup and put the shirt on

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"no darling im still not going to wear it !!!

Shuttup and put the shirt on "
with seams and heels or with out???

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone


"no darling im still not going to wear it !!!

Shuttup and put the shirt on with seams and heels or with out??? "

Ohhh yessssssssssssssss

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"no darling im still not going to wear it !!!

Shuttup and put the shirt on with seams and heels or with out???

Ohhh yessssssssssssssss

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are my seams straight in this ????

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone


"no darling im still not going to wear it !!!

Shuttup and put the shirt on with seams and heels or with out???

Ohhh yessssssssssssssss

are my seams straight in this ???? "

shutup and bend over

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"no darling im still not going to wear it !!!

Shuttup and put the shirt on with seams and heels or with out???

Ohhh yessssssssssssssss

are my seams straight in this ????

shutup and bend over "
im all yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"what would they be like...?"

I married her...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"what would they be like...?

I married her... "

That's so lovely .......What you done wrong then ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"what would they be like...?"

As I have it on the fount of one of my shirts ME

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