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Worst chat up lines you have recieved

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ok bit of light fun and banter what is the worst thing a guy or girl has ever used when approaching you ?

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

Nuthing as no one has Tryed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a baby for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I bet that went down like a lead balloon

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By *lue NarwhalMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

"I want you as my toilet slave"..

A message sent to me by someone calling themself "scatqueen"...

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I like fat girls and you are a gorgeous one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like fat girls and you are a gorgeous one. "

I had "I love BBWs" as a first message, and I've had "I love your belly, I love curvy girls". Like I'm not a supermodel, I am fat, but I'm not a fucking fetish!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like fat girls and you are a gorgeous one. "

Wow that’s brutal haha! What a charmer

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Reason I posted so I went to a singles night recently and a guy approached a women kept referring to her as a thing a piece of meat basically eventually ended up making weird noises referencing what he would like to do to her.

At this point I intervened as I could no longer bare the cringe or disrespect as the lady looked pretty uncomfortable just thinking on sites like here a lot of people must get harrassed.

In good humour I have some great 1 liners but I would never approach a women with any intent if I used them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will you beat my ex husband up for me, he much smaller than you?.

There wasn't a second date.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Will you beat my ex husband up for me, he much smaller than you?.

There wasn't a second date."

Sounds like marriage material that one ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Due to lack of flirting awareness genes, never knowingly being chatted up, honestly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Due to lack of flirting awareness genes, never knowingly being chatted up, honestly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Will you beat my ex husband up for me, he much smaller than you?.

There wasn't a second date.

Sounds like marriage material that one ha ha "

I would have left quicker but there wernt any windows in the gents!.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was working behind a bar and serving Mrs L a man came up to her and said you are the most beautiful woman in here I’d love to rim you!!

I had to walk away as I was laughing so much!! Needless to say she didn’t take him up on his kind offer!!

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch


"Ok bit of light fun and banter what is the worst thing a guy or girl has ever used when approaching you ?"

Yh

Seriously they have one more chance else blocked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve had “is there a mrs electrician?” A few times from customers, it’s an oldie but a goodie hahah

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"I like fat girls and you are a gorgeous one.

I had "I love BBWs" as a first message, and I've had "I love your belly, I love curvy girls". Like I'm not a supermodel, I am fat, but I'm not a fucking fetish!"

That one wasn't even a message. Said to me by a total stranger In Real Life™ at a bar during a gig. I think it's the only time anyone has tried a pick up line on me. If that's what they're like I'm glad no-one ever tries.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I like fat girls and you are a gorgeous one.

I had "I love BBWs" as a first message, and I've had "I love your belly, I love curvy girls". Like I'm not a supermodel, I am fat, but I'm not a fucking fetish!

That one wasn't even a message. Said to me by a total stranger In Real Life™ at a bar during a gig. I think it's the only time anyone has tried a pick up line on me. If that's what they're like I'm glad no-one ever tries."

I wouldn't say you are fat whatsoever was the guy a bit worse for ware

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not really a chat up line...

But I was asked...

Wanna play. My rents due. It's £450 ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not really a chat up line...

But I was asked...

Wanna play. My rents due. It's £450 ....

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Shoulda said we better play quick before you get evicted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not really a chat up line...

But I was asked...

Wanna play. My rents due. It's £450 ....

Shoulda said we better play quick before you get evicted. "

Often wonder if she's homeless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like fat girls and you are a gorgeous one. "

I sort of agree with the sentiment, but would have used a much better form of words.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not really a chat up line...

But I was asked...

Wanna play. My rents due. It's £450 ....

Shoulda said we better play quick before you get evicted.

Often wonder if she's homeless "

Strip monopoly was it?. Dirty bitch!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a long think about this and ive never actually had a chat up line used on me. Woman have always been straight to the point with me. Feel free to message me your best lines so i can tick this off my list! Also it would be nice to be chatted up

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