FabSwingers.com forum: ok... your most cheesy chat up line

By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

ever...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your eye's are like spanner's because every time mine and your meet my nut's get tighter!

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

I suppose a fecks out of the question?

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Your eye's are like spanner's because every time mine and your meet my nut's get tighter!

Love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

do u wana see me tits

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"I suppose a fecks out of the question?"

Love the subtle approach... did it get you anywhere?

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"do u wana see me tits"

and they did!!!???!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From a man - 'does your dad own a brewery?'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"do u wana see me tits

and they did!!!???!!!"

hell yeah everytime.

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"I suppose a fecks out of the question?

Love the subtle approach... did it get you anywhere? "

and a hell yeah from me too

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"do u wana see me tits

and they did!!!???!!!

hell yeah everytime."

So that is one to remember then...

Thanks for sharing .. the chat up line xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That where im going wrong then should be straight out with it !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That where im going wrong then should be straight out with it !

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"That where im going wrong then should be straight out with it !

yes, although some women like to be introduced to a man before meeting his cock???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

get yer coat youve pulled x

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"get yer coat youve pulled x

who me or the prodigal???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a guy came upto me and said, here's 20p go ring yr mum and tell her yr not coming home

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"a guy came upto me and said, here's 20p go ring yr mum and tell her yr not coming home

nice one too... so... did you???;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"a guy came upto me and said, here's 20p go ring yr mum and tell her yr not coming home

nice one too... so... did you???;-)"

no he was ugly lol but i used it on a guy the week later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

are you tired?

because you have running through my head all day!

best to say this after you have been caught sniffing knickers in the laundarette or crreping about their bins - never fails although it does tend to get you arrested.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You've got a mouth like a parrot's cage.

It looks like its had a cockatoo in it.

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By *iggles and BeardyCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

do you fancy a dance?

when she says yes reply

Good, then, fuck off and dance so I can talk to your mate..

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By *he Happy ManMan
over a year ago

Merseyside

[Removed by poster at 11/08/09 23:42:19]

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By *he Happy ManMan
over a year ago

Merseyside

I think this is funny more than cheesy . Might be a bit hard to explain.

You know the way you make a fist and then move your index finger backwards and forwards as a visual sign to say come here?

Well you do that but with your little finger instead. When the women comes over you say “If I can make you come with my little finger just imagine what I could do with the rest of my body”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if your looking for a seat my face is available

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"I think this is funny more than cheesy . Might be a bit hard to explain.

You know the way you make a fist and then move your index finger backwards and forwards as a visual sign to say come here?

Well you do that but with your little finger instead. When the women comes over you say “If I can make you come with my little finger just imagine what I could do with the rest of my body”"

Dont think telling a guy he had a little willy would do the trick somehow...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a guy once say

"if i said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me "

well ok, it was a few years back

ahem !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once approached a young girl (I was a young man at the time), I said if you don't mind me saying I think you're gorgeous, then went for the kiss, she leaned towards me then backed off, I placed my hand on her cheek gently and said, don't be shy, we kissed.lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

"I once approached a young girl (I was a young man at the time), I said if you don't mind me saying I think you're gorgeous, then went for the kiss, she leaned towards me then backed off, I placed my hand on her cheek gently and said, don't be shy, we kissed.lol.

You old smoothie you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"do you fancy a dance?

when she says yes reply

Good, then, fuck off and dance so I can talk to your mate.."

Haha that tickled me haha

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Ive lost my phone number can i borrow yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"if your looking for a seat my face is available

Well i thought ud never ask how kind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"your dad must have been a thief ... cos he stole the stars out of the sky and put them in your eyes" ....... *pukes*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"if your looking for a seat my face is available

Well i thought ud never ask how kind

or go up to a lass & say " my watch is a magic watch, it tells me what colour underwear you have on"

when she says go on then tell me look at your watch again & say " you dont have any on"

when she says your wrong look at your watch again & say " right enough, its an hour fast"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"if your looking for a seat my face is available

Well i thought ud never ask how kind

or go up to a lass & say " my watch is a magic watch, it tells me what colour underwear you have on"

when she says go on then tell me look at your watch again & say " you dont have any on"

when she says your wrong look at your watch again & say " right enough, its an hour fast"

haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once used the following with mixed success:

"Hi, you're so hot you make the cheese under my foreskin bubble!"

You either get slapped or get a laugh, if it's the latter, she'll fuck you. If it's the former, you're fucked! hehe

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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago

clacton on sea

you go up to the woman and say " if ever looking so darn sexy was made a crime you'd be under house arrest ,,,,, my house " lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

am surprised someone hasnt come up that good old cheesey eggs one

how do you want yer eggs in the morning.....fertilized

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mine chat up line is

make me laugh and you can make me breakfast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about: Does God know one of his angels is bunking off down here?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As long as i have a face you will always have somewhere to sit (yes i really used that once and it worked pmsl)was at a club though lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the old favourite...

Damn, I thought I was the best looking person in here till I saw you.

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By *ofakindCouple
over a year ago

Running with Monkeys

can i av a picture? i wanna show santa wat i want 4 christmas lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I say how your hair would look good?

On my pillow.

Your dress would look fantastic... on my bedroom floor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you like chicken, taste this (unzips) it's foul...

Are you any good at reversing, (unzips), revers on to this.

Do you like wine gums?

Well wind you gums around this (unzips)

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