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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I just fell over and banged my head after deciding it was possible to change my jeans without removing my shoes and getting stuck!

I now have a nice big lump on my forehead

Please tell me it's not just me! What stupid injuries have you given yourself?

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

Oh Rubi! Hope it doesnt hurt too much. I can kiss it better if you like?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol...the disadvantages of Lean thinking hey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just fell over and banged my head after deciding it was possible to change my jeans without removing my shoes and getting stuck!

I now have a nice big lump on my forehead

Please tell me it's not just me! What stupid injuries have you given yourself? "

I’m sorry but hat did make me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've burst my head open on copper pipes while tiling a floor which left a nice wee scar

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

I don't know how it happened but I woke up after a night out once with a cut on my forearm.... No one knows how I did it but I was d*unk so it was probably something stupid!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I walked into a closed glass conservatory door a few week ago. Left a lump on my forehead. I was walking at a good pace as I thought it was open, BANG, and there I was picking myself back up off the floor. Stupid is as stupid does.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh no Rubidoux, you can squeeze my boobs till it doesn't hurt anymore

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh Rubi! Hope it doesnt hurt too much. I can kiss it better if you like? "

Why thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I just fell over and banged my head after deciding it was possible to change my jeans without removing my shoes and getting stuck!

I now have a nice big lump on my forehead

Please tell me it's not just me! What stupid injuries have you given yourself?

I’m sorry but hat did make me laugh "

Mean

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't know how it happened but I woke up after a night out once with a cut on my forearm.... No one knows how I did it but I was d*unk so it was probably something stupid! "

UDI- unidentified drinking injury

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

About 20 years ago, me and a few mates were walking through town on a hot summers day. There were a couple of fit babes wearing crop tops, denim shorts & heels on the other side of the road.

Guess which idiot walked into a knee high bollard and spent the rest of the day limping around

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh no Rubidoux, you can squeeze my boobs till it doesn't hurt anymore "

Aw. Thank you

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By *ondon-guy68Man
over a year ago

London

Still recovering from one, went back to work today which wasn’t one of my better moves

Hope your ok though OP

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Women - clearly too much Irn Bru

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heartache

What an idiot, eh?

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"Please tell me it's not just me! What stupid injuries have you given yourself? "

No, it’s just you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have, on more than one occasion, trodden on the back of my pyjamas as I am walking up the stairs, getting my leg caught and ending up with me face planting the stairs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I walked into a closed glass conservatory door a few week ago. Left a lump on my forehead. I was walking at a good pace as I thought it was open, BANG, and there I was picking myself back up off the floor. Stupid is as stupid does. "

I've done that, not 15 minutes after laughing at a friend for doing the exact same thing

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

I occasionally punch myself in the face when trying to pull my duvet up

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"I just fell over and banged my head after deciding it was possible to change my jeans without removing my shoes and getting stuck!

I now have a nice big lump on my forehead

Please tell me it's not just me! What stupid injuries have you given yourself? "

If you did it again on the other side it could like your horns growing

Broke my finger when I hit it with a sledgehammer

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