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By *acrob OP   Man
over a year ago

South Worcestershire

So anyone got messages on here that would have been perfect but for spelling?

Spent a few hours with someone the other day and scrolled brought some the messages she has - real mixture of scary and hilarious, and then got one this morning from someone who had just broken up with BF as she wanted someone with a lager cock!

At least, I think it was a spelling mistake - any others examples, or just an explanation!

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

Prefer a woman who want's a cock in cider

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham


"So anyone got messages on here that would have been perfect but for spelling?

Spent a few hours with someone the other day and scrolled brought some the messages she has - real mixture of scary and hilarious, and then got one this morning from someone who had just broken up with BF as she wanted someone with a lager cock!

At least, I think it was a spelling mistake - any others examples, or just an explanation!"

Sounds like she was after one of those 'Heineken cocks', one that 'refreshes the parts other cocks cannot reach.'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought it was the term used for people who have a photo measuring their cock against a can of lager, as opposed to a ‘remote cock’

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

What about the lynx effect cocks?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What about the lynx effect cocks? "

Good point well made.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What about the lynx effect cocks?

Good point well made. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 16/11/17 19:23:47]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get a lot of messages saying I’m their favourite lager, which tends to be Estrella or Stella (Artois), as they’ve misread the spelling of my name or are attempting to be...humorous.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Spelling mistake removed by poster at 16/11/17 19:23:47]"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whenever I see a lager cock, mine gets bitter.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I get a lot of messages saying I’m their favourite lager, which tends to be Estrella or Stella (Artois), as they’ve misread the spelling of my name or are attempting to be...humorous. "

If fab did usernames.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Spilling mistake removed by poster at 16/11/17 19:23:47]"

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"[Spilling mistake removed by poster at 16/11/17 19:23:47]"

I had to Skol up to see the original mistake.

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