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your best Chat-up line ...ever

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

what was it.. and does it still work?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

do yer wana see me tits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fancy a shag,

never been turned down yet lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"do yer wana see me tits"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"hey worm wanna wiggle"

wont say it never fails but raises a smile or grimace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im crap at chatting women up but got note book and pen lol

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


""hey worm wanna wiggle"

wont say it never fails but raises a smile or grimace"

well as long as it raises something... the point has been made

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Im crap at chatting women up but got note book and pen lol"

I would not say you are crap, but can you explain where you stick the notepad...???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanna play Pearl Harbour?

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Wanna play Pearl Harbour?"

Lovely...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wanna play Pearl Harbour?"

That's where i lie down and you BLOW the hell outta me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well if you bend over in front of me i could put it on yr back and put in pencil ....

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over a year ago


"Well if you bend over in front of me i could put it on yr back and put in pencil ...."

proddy..do you know how to use the quote button? ya posts are coming over all dis jointed,it looks like you're talking to yourself sometimes

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Well if you bend over in front of me i could put it on yr back and put in pencil ....

proddy..do you know how to use the quote button? ya posts are coming over all dis jointed,it looks like you're talking to yourself sometimes "

I thought that was the idea??? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well if you bend over in front of me i could put it on yr back and put in pencil ....

proddy..do you know how to use the quote button? ya posts are coming over all dis jointed,it looks like you're talking to yourself sometimes

I thought that was the idea??? lol"

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over a year ago


"Well if you bend over in front of me i could put it on yr back and put in pencil ....

proddy..do you know how to use the quote button? ya posts are coming over all dis jointed,it looks like you're talking to yourself sometimes

I thought that was the idea??? lol "

Don't be embarrassed about it but from where I was reading it looked as though granny crumpet was gonna get a pencil where the sun don't shine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well if you bend over in front of me i could put it on yr back and put in pencil ....

proddy..do you know how to use the quote button? ya posts are coming over all dis jointed,it looks like you're talking to yourself sometimes

I thought that was the idea??? lol

Don't be embarrassed about it but from where I was reading it looked as though granny crumpet was gonna get a pencil where the sun don't shine "

Well that's what I thought N I thought ..... that's a fookin crap chat up line that is !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"does this smell like chloroform to you?"

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over a year ago


"Well if you bend over in front of me i could put it on yr back and put in pencil ....

proddy..do you know how to use the quote button? ya posts are coming over all dis jointed,it looks like you're talking to yourself sometimes

I thought that was the idea??? lol

Don't be embarrassed about it but from where I was reading it looked as though granny crumpet was gonna get a pencil where the sun don't shine

Well that's what I thought N I thought ..... that's a fookin crap chat up line that is !!"

LMFAO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Myself and Coll had been talking for weeks, tension had been building, but I had gotten to really like her, so didn't want to go straight for the snog, tried to build to it chatting one night in a pub, eventually I plucked up the courage, looked her straight in the eyes and asked 'can I kiss you' she said 'if you want' which kinda killed it a little, lol, to which I replied, 'yeah but do you want', she said 'yes I do'.

The rest is history.

W

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well if you bend over in front of me i could put it on yr back and put in pencil ....

proddy..do you know how to use the quote button? ya posts are coming over all dis jointed,it looks like you're talking to yourself sometimes

I thought that was the idea??? lol

Don't be embarrassed about it but from where I was reading it looked as though granny crumpet was gonna get a pencil where the sun don't shine

Well that's what I thought N I thought ..... that's a fookin crap chat up line that is !!"

Im sorry but do yeah ? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im crap at chatting women up but got note book and pen lol

I would not say you are crap, but can you explain where you stick the notepad...???"

Well if you bend over in front of me i could put it on yr back and put my pencil in ...

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Rob did the old do ya want a 68 chat up line

I fell for it though.......once I worked out what it meant,well I was shy and innocent in those days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well if you bend over in front of me i could put it on yr back and put in pencil ....

proddy..do you know how to use the quote button? ya posts are coming over all dis jointed,it looks like you're talking to yourself sometimes

I thought that was the idea??? lol

Don't be embarrassed about it but from where I was reading it looked as though granny crumpet was gonna get a pencil where the sun don't shine

Well that's what I thought N I thought ..... that's a fookin crap chat up line that is !!

LMFAO "

Is that better lmao

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By *he Happy ManMan
over a year ago

Merseyside


"what was it.. and does it still work?"

Do you have an Irish in you? No? Do you wants some?

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