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"I think Ranger broke it ... what did you sit on? "I wanted to separate you from geeky.. I am jealous | |||
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"*peeks from the corner* as minxy didn't make this thread round "No, I've made it oval so still no corners  | |||
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"*peeks from the corner* as minxy didn't make this thread round
No, I've made it oval so still no corners "Too late now I'm in the corner | |||
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"I think Ranger broke it ... what did you sit on?
I wanted to separate you from geeky.. I am jealous "*pats bed* come and lay by me  | |||
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"*peeks from the corner* as minxy didn't make this thread round
No, I've made it oval so still no corners
Too late now I'm in the corner "My rules ... it's oval | |||
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"I think Ranger broke it ... what did you sit on?
I wanted to separate you from geeky.. I am jealous
*pats bed* come and lay by me "If u keep running towards the corner, how am I going to lay by you? | |||
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"I think Ranger broke it ... what did you sit on?
I wanted to separate you from geeky.. I am jealous
*pats bed* come and lay by me
If u keep running towards the corner, how am I going to lay by you? "There are no corners in this thread and there's not much room in this bed but I've patted the area there just for you | |||
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"*peeks from the corner* as minxy didn't make this thread round
No, I've made it oval so still no corners
Too late now I'm in the corner
My rules ... it's oval "It's ok I brought my homemade corner from the last thread sits in corner as minxy is preoccupied | |||
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"*peeks from the corner* as minxy didn't make this thread round
No, I've made it oval so still no corners
Too late now I'm in the corner
My rules ... it's oval
It's ok I brought my homemade corner from the last thread sits in corner as minxy is preoccupied "Don't think ranger wants in tonight so there's a bit of room of you'd like to fill it | |||
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"*peeks from the corner* as minxy didn't make this thread round
No, I've made it oval so still no corners
Too late now I'm in the corner
My rules ... it's oval
It's ok I brought my homemade corner from the last thread sits in corner as minxy is preoccupied
Don't think ranger wants in tonight so there's a bit of room of you'd like to fill it "I'll fill anything you like  | |||
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"*peeks from the corner* as minxy didn't make this thread round
No, I've made it oval so still no corners
Too late now I'm in the corner
My rules ... it's oval
It's ok I brought my homemade corner from the last thread sits in corner as minxy is preoccupied
Don't think ranger wants in tonight so there's a bit of room of you'd like to fill it
I'll fill anything you like "So hop out of the corner and into this bed and snuggle up as close as you can and see if you can fill anything | |||
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"*peeks from the corner* as minxy didn't make this thread round
No, I've made it oval so still no corners
Too late now I'm in the corner
My rules ... it's oval
It's ok I brought my homemade corner from the last thread sits in corner as minxy is preoccupied
Don't think ranger wants in tonight so there's a bit of room of you'd like to fill it
I'll fill anything you like
So hop out of the corner and into this bed and snuggle up as close as you can and see if you can fill anything "Hope out of the corner and into the bed with minxy and snuggles up really really close | |||
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"*peeks from the corner* as minxy didn't make this thread round
No, I've made it oval so still no corners
Too late now I'm in the corner
My rules ... it's oval
It's ok I brought my homemade corner from the last thread sits in corner as minxy is preoccupied
Don't think ranger wants in tonight so there's a bit of room of you'd like to fill it
I'll fill anything you like
So hop out of the corner and into this bed and snuggle up as close as you can and see if you can fill anything
Hope out of the corner and into the bed with minxy and snuggles up really really close "Pulls you even closer and turns the snuggle into a snog | |||
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"*peeks from the corner* as minxy didn't make this thread round
No, I've made it oval so still no corners
Too late now I'm in the corner
My rules ... it's oval
It's ok I brought my homemade corner from the last thread sits in corner as minxy is preoccupied
Don't think ranger wants in tonight so there's a bit of room of you'd like to fill it
I'll fill anything you like
So hop out of the corner and into this bed and snuggle up as close as you can and see if you can fill anything
Hope out of the corner and into the bed with minxy and snuggles up really really close
Pulls you even closer and turns the snuggle into a snog "Ooo midnight snogs | |||
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"Hi  "Hello miss rubi *bows low* | |||
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"*peeks from the corner* as minxy didn't make this thread round
No, I've made it oval so still no corners
Too late now I'm in the corner
My rules ... it's oval
It's ok I brought my homemade corner from the last thread sits in corner as minxy is preoccupied
Don't think ranger wants in tonight so there's a bit of room of you'd like to fill it
I'll fill anything you like
So hop out of the corner and into this bed and snuggle up as close as you can and see if you can fill anything
Hope out of the corner and into the bed with minxy and snuggles up really really close
Pulls you even closer and turns the snuggle into a snog
Ooo midnight snogs "Oh go on with you ... if you're blushing over my snogging ... you'd better get back in that corner 
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Seems you can handle a younger guy got you all tongue tied "That's because I was thinking of ways to tie you up | |||
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"**Can't** even
Seems you can handle a younger guy got you all tongue tied
That's because I was thinking of ways to tie you up "Oh really I thought it was the other way round  me tying you up | |||
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"**Can't** even
Seems you can handle a younger guy got you all tongue tied
That's because I was thinking of ways to tie you up
Oh really I thought it was the other way round me tying you up "Can't we do both? | |||
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"**Can't** even
Seems you can handle a younger guy got you all tongue tied
That's because I was thinking of ways to tie you up
Oh really I thought it was the other way round me tying you up
Can't we do both? "Tee hee! Why not! | |||
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"**Can't** even
Seems you can handle a younger guy got you all tongue tied
That's because I was thinking of ways to tie you up
Oh really I thought it was the other way round me tying you up
Can't we do both?
Tee hee! Why not! "Bring it on ... | |||
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"**Can't** even
Seems you can handle a younger guy got you all tongue tied
That's because I was thinking of ways to tie you up
Oh really I thought it was the other way round me tying you up
Can't we do both?
Tee hee! Why not!
Bring it on ... "If I can do really solid knots for you both can I play?! | |||
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"**Can't** even
Seems you can handle a younger guy got you all tongue tied
That's because I was thinking of ways to tie you up
Oh really I thought it was the other way round me tying you up
Can't we do both?
Tee hee! Why not!
Bring it on ...
If I can do really solid knots for you both can I play?! "Only if we can tie you up too | |||
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"**Can't** even
Seems you can handle a younger guy got you all tongue tied
That's because I was thinking of ways to tie you up
Oh really I thought it was the other way round me tying you up
Can't we do both?
Tee hee! Why not!
Bring it on ...
If I can do really solid knots for you both can I play?!
Only if we can tie you up too "But how will you tie me up if you're already tied up?!? Aside from that hell yeah | |||
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"**Can't** even
Seems you can handle a younger guy got you all tongue tied
That's because I was thinking of ways to tie you up
Oh really I thought it was the other way round me tying you up
Can't we do both?
Tee hee! Why not!
Bring it on ...
If I can do really solid knots for you both can I play?!
Only if we can tie you up too "But how will you tie me up if you're already tied up?!? Aside from that hell yeah | |||
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"**Can't** even
Seems you can handle a younger guy got you all tongue tied
That's because I was thinking of ways to tie you up
Oh really I thought it was the other way round me tying you up
Can't we do both?
Tee hee! Why not!
Bring it on ...
If I can do really solid knots for you both can I play?!
Only if we can tie you up too
But how will you tie me up if you're already tied up?!? Aside from that hell yeah "I'll be in charge ... muhahaha | |||
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"**Can't** even
Seems you can handle a younger guy got you all tongue tied
That's because I was thinking of ways to tie you up
Oh really I thought it was the other way round me tying you up
Can't we do both?
Tee hee! Why not!
Bring it on ...
If I can do really solid knots for you both can I play?!
Only if we can tie you up too
But how will you tie me up if you're already tied up?!? Aside from that hell yeah
I'll be in charge ... muhahaha "Hahahaha, can imagine you usually are Madame | |||
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"**Can't** even
Seems you can handle a younger guy got you all tongue tied
That's because I was thinking of ways to tie you up
Oh really I thought it was the other way round me tying you up
Can't we do both?
Tee hee! Why not!
Bring it on ...
If I can do really solid knots for you both can I play?!
Only if we can tie you up too
But how will you tie me up if you're already tied up?!? Aside from that hell yeah
I'll be in charge ... muhahaha
Hahahaha, can imagine you usually are Madame "Oh I dunno ... happy to take it both ways ....!!! | |||
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"**Can't** even
Seems you can handle a younger guy got you all tongue tied
That's because I was thinking of ways to tie you up
Oh really I thought it was the other way round me tying you up
Can't we do both?
Tee hee! Why not!
Bring it on ...
If I can do really solid knots for you both can I play?!
Only if we can tie you up too
But how will you tie me up if you're already tied up?!? Aside from that hell yeah
I'll be in charge ... muhahaha
Hahahaha, can imagine you usually are Madame
Oh I dunno ... happy to take it both ways ....!!! "Well in that case happy to provide any way | |||
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"**Can't** even
Seems you can handle a younger guy got you all tongue tied
That's because I was thinking of ways to tie you up
Oh really I thought it was the other way round me tying you up
Can't we do both?
Tee hee! Why not!
Bring it on ...
If I can do really solid knots for you both can I play?!
Only if we can tie you up too
But how will you tie me up if you're already tied up?!? Aside from that hell yeah
I'll be in charge ... muhahaha
Hahahaha, can imagine you usually are Madame
Oh I dunno ... happy to take it both ways ....!!!
Well in that case happy to provide any way "Always good to hear | |||
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"Some sexy horny fabbers here... can I perv ?? " Only if we can perv together  | |||
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"Come in to my car for the ride..no need for the heaters il make it hot "Not outrageous but I like it!! | |||
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"Fancy some maltesers  "I'd like some balls ... just not chocolate ones
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"Fancy some maltesers
I'd like some balls ... just not chocolate ones
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"Fancy some maltesers
I'd like some balls ... just not chocolate ones
No chocolate ? My balls are chocolate flavour "They're not maltesers tho are they? | |||
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"Fancy some maltesers
I'd like some balls ... just not chocolate ones
No chocolate ? My balls are chocolate flavour
They're not maltesers tho are they? ". White chocolate Whalnut Whipps... | |||
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"Fancy some maltesers
I'd like some balls ... just not chocolate ones
No chocolate ? My balls are chocolate flavour
They're not maltesers tho are they? "Lollipop with chocolate flavour . | |||
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"I don't like chocolate tho ... I'm sweet enough "Now is that really true, I did hear there was a hint of naughty to go with that sweetness | |||
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"Fancy some maltesers
I'd like some balls ... just not chocolate ones
No chocolate ? My balls are chocolate flavour
They're not maltesers tho are they?
Lollipop with chocolate flavour ." I might try it just for you | |||
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"I don't like chocolate tho ... I'm sweet enough
Now is that really true, I did hear there was a hint of naughty to go with that sweetness "Naughty? Moi?
Hell yes! | |||
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"Some sexy horny fabbers here... can I perv ?? " You can perve and peek as long as you like miss Donna | |||
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"*peeks from the corner*
Where have you been hmmmm? "In the corner waiting patiently for someone to come in | |||
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"*peeks from the corner*
Where have you been hmmmm?
In the corner waiting patiently for someone to come in "And then I arrived ... i do apologise | |||
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"*peeks from the corner*
Where have you been hmmmm?
In the corner waiting patiently for someone to come in
And then I arrived ... i do apologise "Why are you apologising? How are you miss minxy? | |||
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"*peeks from the corner*
Where have you been hmmmm?
In the corner waiting patiently for someone to come in
And then I arrived ... i do apologise
Why are you apologising? How are you miss minxy? "Happy now I have a glass of wine .. fancy sharing? | |||
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"*peeks from the corner*
Where have you been hmmmm?
In the corner waiting patiently for someone to come in
And then I arrived ... i do apologise
Why are you apologising? How are you miss minxy?
Happy now I have a glass of wine .. fancy sharing? "I'll have a sip of wine if its offered | |||
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"Bugger me.. Onto part 15 now... And not a single mention of a Cumberland ring in site... not a sausage... "Did someone mention a meaty sausage?? | |||
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"Bugger me.. Onto part 15 now... And not a single mention of a Cumberland ring in site... not a sausage...
Did someone mention a meaty sausage?? " | |||
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"Sneaks in and sits in the corner drinking bailey's "Swipes baileys on way past to my own corner | |||
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"*sits in the corner and waits patiently*" Have YOU got any sausages?? | |||
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"*sits in the corner and waits patiently* Have YOU got any sausages?? "I've got A sausage | |||
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"*sits in the corner and waits patiently* Have YOU got any sausages??
I've got A sausage "Can I claim it? | |||
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"*sits in the corner and waits patiently* Have YOU got any sausages??
I've got A sausage
Can I claim it? "Tell me more | |||
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"*sits in the corner and waits patiently* Have YOU got any sausages??
I've got A sausage
Can I claim it?
Tell me more "What do you want to know?? | |||
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"*sits in the corner and waits patiently* Have YOU got any sausages??
I've got A sausage
Can I claim it?
Tell me more
What do you want to know?? "How the claiming process goes? | |||
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"*sits in the corner and waits patiently* Have YOU got any sausages??
I've got A sausage
Can I claim it?
Tell me more
What do you want to know??
How the claiming process goes? "I ask. You say yes or no
Simples!! | |||
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"*sits in the corner and waits patiently* Have YOU got any sausages??
I've got A sausage
Can I claim it?
Tell me more
What do you want to know??
How the claiming process goes?
I ask.
You say yes or no
Simples!! "Not very flirty is it | |||
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"*sits in the corner and waits patiently* Have YOU got any sausages??
I've got A sausage
Can I claim it?
Tell me more
What do you want to know??
How the claiming process goes?
I ask.
You say yes or no
Simples!!
Not very flirty is it "I don't flirt when sausages are involved | |||
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"*sits in the corner and waits patiently* Have YOU got any sausages??
I've got A sausage
Can I claim it?
Tell me more
What do you want to know??
How the claiming process goes?
I ask.
You say yes or no
Simples!!
Not very flirty is it
I don't flirt when sausages are involved "Surely then you should inspect the sausage before saying you want to claim it | |||
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"*sits in the corner and waits patiently* Have YOU got any sausages??
I've got A sausage
Can I claim it?
Tell me more
What do you want to know??
How the claiming process goes?
I ask.
You say yes or no
Simples!!
Not very flirty is it
I don't flirt when sausages are involved
Surely then you should inspect the sausage before saying you want to claim it "Do I need my magnifying glass?! | |||
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"*sits in the corner and waits patiently* Have YOU got any sausages??
I've got A sausage
Can I claim it?
Tell me more
What do you want to know??
How the claiming process goes?
I ask.
You say yes or no
Simples!!
Not very flirty is it
I don't flirt when sausages are involved
Surely then you should inspect the sausage before saying you want to claim it
Do I need my magnifying glass?! "If you want too but you might be surprised | |||
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"*sits in the corner and waits patiently* Have YOU got any sausages??
I've got A sausage
Can I claim it?
Tell me more
I need a flirt. Had a shit day
What do you want to know??
How the claiming process goes?
I ask.
You say yes or no
Simples!!
Not very flirty is it
I don't flirt when sausages are involved
Surely then you should inspect the sausage before saying you want to claim it
Do I need my magnifying glass?!
If you want too but you might be surprised " | |||
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"*sits in the corner and waits patiently* Have YOU got any sausages??
I've got A sausage
Can I claim it?
Tell me more
I need a flirt. Had a shit day
What do you want to know??
How the claiming process goes?
I ask.
You say yes or no
Simples!!
Not very flirty is it
I don't flirt when sausages are involved
Surely then you should inspect the sausage before saying you want to claim it
Do I need my magnifying glass?!
If you want too but you might be surprised "Welcome miss kitten | |||
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"I'll just bring myself then ... can you put it on the table for inspection? "*puts general supermarket (don't want to get sued ) extra thick sausage on the table* | |||
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"I'll just bring myself then ... can you put it on the table for inspection?
*puts general supermarket (don't want to get sued ) extra thick sausage on the table* "Oh my god!!! You meant ACTUAL sausages. Oh no  | |||
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"I'll just bring myself then ... can you put it on the table for inspection?
*puts general supermarket (don't want to get sued ) extra thick sausage on the table*
Oh my god!!!
You meant ACTUAL sausages.
Oh no "ive got one of those sausages
I'm not going to stick on a table though | |||
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"*sits in the corner and waits patiently* Have YOU got any sausages??
I've got A sausage
Can I claim it?
Tell me more
I need a flirt. Had a shit day
What do you want to know??
How the claiming process goes?
I ask.
You say yes or no
Simples!!
Not very flirty is it
I don't flirt when sausages are involved
Surely then you should inspect the sausage before saying you want to claim it
Do I need my magnifying glass?!
If you want too but you might be surprised
Welcome miss kitten "Did you add a little something to this? | |||
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"Wine in hand ... flirty mind ahoy ... Good Friday evening one and all xxx" No wine but only flirty mind here... | |||
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"Wine in hand ... flirty mind ahoy ... Good Friday evening one and all xxx No wine but only flirty mind here... "May I place my hand on your thigh while I think about what to say next...? | |||
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"Wine in hand ... flirty mind ahoy ... Good Friday evening one and all xxx No wine but only flirty mind here...
May I place my hand on your thigh while I think about what to say next...? "Only if u allow me to do that first... | |||
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"Just popped in to say is anyone coming to the pub. I'll get the first round in" On mate hands are busy here | |||
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"Wine in hand ... flirty mind ahoy ... Good Friday evening one and all xxx No wine but only flirty mind here...
May I place my hand on your thigh while I think about what to say next...?
Only if u allow me to do that first... "Hmmmm, oh alright then! | |||
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"Just popped in to say is anyone coming to the pub. I'll get the first round in" Too cold for the pub ... snuggled up near the radiator for me tonight | |||
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"Just popped in to say is anyone coming to the pub. I'll get the first round in On mate hands are busy here "That profile pic  | |||
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"*sneaks to the corner*
Corners are banned tonight ... you have to be in the open or not at all "*sits on bench out in the open*
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"*sneaks to the corner*
Corners are banned tonight ... you have to be in the open or not at all
*sits on bench out in the open*
*scares everyone away* "I'm still here .... | |||
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"I'm in" Well helloooooo Danny | |||
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"*sneaks to the corner*
Corners are banned tonight ... you have to be in the open or not at all
*sits on bench out in the open*
*scares everyone away*
I'm still here .... " | |||
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"*sneaks to the corner*
Corners are banned tonight ... you have to be in the open or not at all
*sits on bench out in the open*
*scares everyone away*
I'm still here ....
"So ... what's happened to your flirting gene then? | |||
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Corners are banned tonight ... you have to be in the open or not at all
*sits on bench out in the open*
*scares everyone away*
I'm still here ....
So ... what's happened to your flirting gene then? "I didn't think I had one
It could have been washed off as I'm in the bath as we speak | |||
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Corners are banned tonight ... you have to be in the open or not at all
*sits on bench out in the open*
*scares everyone away*
I'm still here ....
So ... what's happened to your flirting gene then?
I didn't think I had one
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"One of those days where I can’t actually be arsed to flirt right now so if someone wants to just pop me a message saying how they’d like to fuck me that’d be marvellous " I would LOVE to fuck you
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"*sneaks to the corner*
Corners are banned tonight ... you have to be in the open or not at all
*sits on bench out in the open*
*scares everyone away*
I'm still here ....
So ... what's happened to your flirting gene then?
I didn't think I had one
It could have been washed off as I'm in the bath as we speak
*wanders off with lip drooping*
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"*sneaks to the corner*
Corners are banned tonight ... you have to be in the open or not at all
*sits on bench out in the open*
*scares everyone away*
I'm still here ....
So ... what's happened to your flirting gene then?
I didn't think I had one
It could have been washed off as I'm in the bath as we speak
*wanders off with lip drooping*
Why are you sad? I was hoping you'd come join me "You said you washed your gene off ... plus ... my arse wouldn't fit  | |||
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"*sneaks to the corner*
Corners are banned tonight ... you have to be in the open or not at all
*sits on bench out in the open*
*scares everyone away*
I'm still here ....
So ... what's happened to your flirting gene then?
I didn't think I had one
It could have been washed off as I'm in the bath as we speak
*wanders off with lip drooping*
Why are you sad? I was hoping you'd come join me
You said you washed your gene off ... plus ... my arse wouldn't fit "Oh miss minxy! My flirty gene is alive and not washed off now stop being silly your ass would fit perfectly | |||
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"*sneaks to the corner*
Corners are banned tonight ... you have to be in the open or not at all
*sits on bench out in the open*
*scares everyone away*
I'm still here ....
So ... what's happened to your flirting gene then?
I didn't think I had one
It could have been washed off as I'm in the bath as we speak
*wanders off with lip drooping*
Why are you sad? I was hoping you'd come join me
You said you washed your gene off ... plus ... my arse wouldn't fit
Oh miss minxy! My flirty gene is alive and not washed off now stop being silly your ass would fit perfectly "You haven't looked at my pics then! Or maybe you have and you thought it was an unusual pic of the moon | |||
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"*sneaks to the corner*
Corners are banned tonight ... you have to be in the open or not at all
*sits on bench out in the open*
*scares everyone away*
I'm still here ....
So ... what's happened to your flirting gene then?
I didn't think I had one
It could have been washed off as I'm in the bath as we speak
*wanders off with lip drooping*
Why are you sad? I was hoping you'd come join me
You said you washed your gene off ... plus ... my arse wouldn't fit
Oh miss minxy! My flirty gene is alive and not washed off now stop being silly your ass would fit perfectly
You haven't looked at my pics then!
Or maybe you have and you thought it was an unusual pic of the moon "Am I going to have to spank that ass of yours? | |||
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"Not for my arse
I'm going back to my corner I can't win "Pffft ... where's your fighting gene? | |||
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"Not for my arse
I'm going back to my corner I can't win
Pffft ... where's your fighting gene? "Lulling you into a sense of security
*quickly spanks your ass* | |||
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"Not for my arse
I'm going back to my corner I can't win
Pffft ... where's your fighting gene?
Lulling you into a sense of security
*quickly spanks your ass* "Security? You a policeman? | |||
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"Not for my arse
I'm going back to my corner I can't win
Pffft ... where's your fighting gene?
Lulling you into a sense of security
*quickly spanks your ass*
Security? You a policeman? "No I'm not but I'm sure I could find an outfit and I don't think you'd mind being cuffed would you | |||
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"Not for my arse
I'm going back to my corner I can't win
Pffft ... where's your fighting gene?
Lulling you into a sense of security
*quickly spanks your ass*
Security? You a policeman?
No I'm not but I'm sure I could find an outfit and I don't think you'd mind being cuffed would you "Chuffed you say?? | |||
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"Not for my arse
I'm going back to my corner I can't win
Pffft ... where's your fighting gene?
Lulling you into a sense of security
*quickly spanks your ass*
Security? You a policeman?
No I'm not but I'm sure I could find an outfit and I don't think you'd mind being cuffed would you
Chuffed you say?? ".
Chuffed that your cuffed well so you should be | |||
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"I need to be flirtily romanced ... not cuffed "You were the one who mentioned the policeman
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"I need to be flirtily romanced ... not cuffed "oh but these hazel cuffs really bring out the sparkly color in your eyes | |||
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You were the one who mentioned the policeman
I was going to offer you a glass of wine "I'd respond better with a bottle | |||
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oh but these hazel cuffs really bring out the sparkly color in your eyes " I've always got a cheeky sparkle in my eyes | |||
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You were the one who mentioned the policeman
I was going to offer you a glass of wine
I'd respond better with a bottle "*passes bottle* | |||
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"I need to be flirtily romanced ... not cuffed
You were the one who mentioned the policeman
I was going to offer you a glass of wine
I'd respond better with a bottle
*passes bottle* "Snuggles in | |||
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"I need to be flirtily romanced ... not cuffed
oh but these hazel cuffs really bring out the sparkly color in your eyes
I've always got a cheeky sparkle in my eyes "I've noticed, from afar. This bottle of wine can be finished on my own *pop* | |||
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You were the one who mentioned the policeman
I was going to offer you a glass of wine
I'd respond better with a bottle
*passes bottle*
Snuggles in "*holds you close* | |||
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"I need to be flirtily romanced ... not cuffed
You were the one who mentioned the policeman
I was going to offer you a glass of wine
I'd respond better with a bottle
*passes bottle*
Snuggles in "Is this because I look better now you've had the bottle | |||
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You were the one who mentioned the policeman
I was going to offer you a glass of wine
I'd respond better with a bottle
*passes bottle*
Snuggles in
*holds you close* "*rests head on your chest* | |||
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"I need to be flirtily romanced ... not cuffed
You were the one who mentioned the policeman
I was going to offer you a glass of wine
I'd respond better with a bottle
*passes bottle*
Snuggles in
*holds you close*
*rests head on your chest*"*kisses the top of your head* | |||
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"I need to be flirtily romanced ... not cuffed
You were the one who mentioned the policeman
I was going to offer you a glass of wine
I'd respond better with a bottle
*passes bottle*
Snuggles in
*holds you close*
*rests head on your chest*
*kisses the top of your head* "*slides my fingers inside your shirt* | |||
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"I need to be flirtily romanced ... not cuffed
You were the one who mentioned the policeman
I was going to offer you a glass of wine
I'd respond better with a bottle
*passes bottle*
Snuggles in
*holds you close*
*rests head on your chest*
*kisses the top of your head*
*slides my fingers inside your shirt*"*starts to play with your hair* | |||
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"I need to be flirtily romanced ... not cuffed
You were the one who mentioned the policeman
I was going to offer you a glass of wine
I'd respond better with a bottle
*passes bottle*
Snuggles in
*holds you close*
*rests head on your chest*
*kisses the top of your head*
*slides my fingers inside your shirt*
*starts to play with your hair* "*looks up at you* | |||
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"I need to be flirtily romanced ... not cuffed
You were the one who mentioned the policeman
I was going to offer you a glass of wine
I'd respond better with a bottle
*passes bottle*
Snuggles in
*holds you close*
*rests head on your chest*
*kisses the top of your head*
*slides my fingers inside your shirt*
*starts to play with your hair*
*looks up at you* "*kisses your forehead* | |||
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"I need to be flirtily romanced ... not cuffed
You were the one who mentioned the policeman
I was going to offer you a glass of wine
I'd respond better with a bottle
*passes bottle*
Snuggles in
*holds you close*
*rests head on your chest*
*kisses the top of your head*
*slides my fingers inside your shirt*
*starts to play with your hair*
*looks up at you*
*kisses your forehead* "FFS ... is that all? | |||
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"I need to be flirtily romanced ... not cuffed
You were the one who mentioned the policeman
I was going to offer you a glass of wine
I'd respond better with a bottle
*passes bottle*
Snuggles in
*holds you close*
*rests head on your chest*
*kisses the top of your head*
*slides my fingers inside your shirt*
*starts to play with your hair*
*looks up at you*
*kisses your forehead*
FFS ... is that all? "You want naughtier you'd best message me | |||
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"Hey... what happened to the sausages? " The real ones? | |||
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"Hey... what happened to the sausages? " Nothing ... I got teased with them and then cast aside for no more than a kiss on the forehead ... | |||
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"And the silence reigns once more "I needed my beauty sleep ... hence why I'm awake now | |||
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"I'd love to rest on ur beautiful pillows xx" You'd be comfortable for sure | |||
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"Morning "morning gorgeous x | |||
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"Some sexy horny fabbers here... can I perv ?? Only if we can perv together "We can perv togther | |||
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"Can I perv over u xx" Can I perv over you piercing over her? | |||
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"Can I perv over u xx Can I perv over you piercing over her?" Perving  autocorrect ?? | |||
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"Morning morning gorgeous x"Happy Saturday ... how are you? X | |||
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"Is it morning already oh blooming hell another night of no sleep " Get over here and spoon me then | |||
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"Morning morning gorgeous x
Happy Saturday ... how are you? X"better for seeing u xx | |||
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"Is it morning already oh blooming hell another night of no sleep Get over here and spoon me then "*spoons you * | |||
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"Morning morning gorgeous x
Happy Saturday ... how are you? X
better for seeing u xx" well that's a nice way to start Saturday x | |||
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"Is it morning already oh blooming hell another night of no sleep Get over here and spoon me then
*spoons you * "Mmmmmmm | |||
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"Is it morning already oh blooming hell another night of no sleep Get over here and spoon me then
*spoons you *
Mmmmmmm "My thoughts exactly | |||
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"Is it morning already oh blooming hell another night of no sleep Get over here and spoon me then
*spoons you *
Mmmmmmm
My thoughts exactly "Now no skirting around this morning ... I can feel something hard near my bottom ... use it | |||
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"Is it morning already oh blooming hell another night of no sleep Get over here and spoon me then
*spoons you *
Mmmmmmm
My thoughts exactly
Now no skirting around this morning ... I can feel something hard near my bottom ... use it "Are you sure you want to play this game because It will get very naughty very quickly | |||
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"Is it morning already oh blooming hell another night of no sleep Get over here and spoon me then
*spoons you *
Mmmmmmm
My thoughts exactly
Now no skirting around this morning ... I can feel something hard near my bottom ... use it
Are you sure you want to play this game because It will get very naughty very quickly "Oh god YESSSSSSSS | |||
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"Is it morning already oh blooming hell another night of no sleep Get over here and spoon me then
*spoons you *
Mmmmmmm
My thoughts exactly
Now no skirting around this morning ... I can feel something hard near my bottom ... use it
Are you sure you want to play this game because It will get very naughty very quickly
Oh god YESSSSSSSS "Well id best duck under the covers then | |||
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"Can I perv over u xx" Absolutely | |||
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"Can I perv over u xx Absolutely " I need to change my name to Harvey - he has a crush on you | |||
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"Can I perv over u xx Absolutely " *Has a sneaky peek from the corner* | |||
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"Surplus to requirements at the moment ... so goes to the pub "Get me a drink plz. Coke with lemon, no ice . | |||
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"Surplus to requirements at the moment ... so goes to the pub
Get me a drink plz. Coke with lemon, no ice ."You're a cheap date, I'll get you two! | |||
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"Surplus to requirements at the moment ... so goes to the pub
Get me a drink plz. Coke with lemon, no ice .
You're a cheap date, I'll get you two! "Date?.? You ignored my offer I gave last week... | |||
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"Surplus to requirements at the moment ... so goes to the pub
Get me a drink plz. Coke with lemon, no ice .
You're a cheap date, I'll get you two!
Date?.? You ignored my offer I gave last week... " Eh? | |||
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