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"Where the feck were we when the last one ended...oh yeah panto time hes behind you"Hope it's not the fecking donkey  | |||
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"Where the feck were we when the last one ended...oh yeah panto time hes behind you
Hope it's not the fecking donkey "I hope it is!  | |||
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"Where the feck were we when the last one ended...oh yeah panto time hes behind you
Hope it's not the fecking donkey "Or even fecking worse...dash rip rock  | |||
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"Where the feck were we when the last one ended...oh yeah panto time hes behind you
Hope it's not the fecking donkey
Or even fecking worse...dash rip rock "Hope you two haven't fallen out  | |||
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"Where the feck were we when the last one ended...oh yeah panto time hes behind you
Hope it's not the fecking donkey
Or even fecking worse...dash rip rock
Hope you two haven't fallen out "Nah he's just a dick...hence I don't want the fecker behind me  | |||
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"Where the feck were we when the last one ended...oh yeah panto time hes behind you
Hope it's not the fecking donkey
Or even fecking worse...dash rip rock
Hope you two haven't fallen out
Nah he's just a dick...hence I don't want the fecker behind me "Hmmm...very wise | |||
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"When are we starting rehearsals? "Well me and cosmos are starting next week | |||
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"Where the feck were we when the last one ended...oh yeah panto time hes behind you
Hope it's not the fecking donkey "eee haw | |||
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"Where the feck were we when the last one ended...oh yeah panto time hes behind you
Hope it's not the fecking donkey eee haw"That's like the fecking snowball...but from the back | |||
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"When are we starting rehearsals?
Well me and cosmos are starting next week "How can you possibly start without cinders?  I made the raggy frock an' everything! (Bloody cat's bum)  | |||
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"When are we starting rehearsals?
Well me and cosmos are starting next week
How can you possibly start without cinders? I made the raggy frock an' everything! (Bloody cat's bum) "Oh ok if you can get up north next week 
I'll be fecking worn out | |||
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"When are we starting rehearsals?
Well me and cosmos are starting next week
How can you possibly start without cinders? I made the raggy frock an' everything! (Bloody cat's bum)
Oh ok if you can get up north next week
I'll be fecking worn out "I can as long as I can change my sweet potato into a carriage, only thing is, it may take some time. | |||
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"When are we starting rehearsals?
Well me and cosmos are starting next week
How can you possibly start without cinders? I made the raggy frock an' everything! (Bloody cat's bum)
Oh ok if you can get up north next week
I'll be fecking worn out
I can as long as I can change my sweet potato into a carriage, only thing is, it may take some time. "Just follow dick whittintons route...feck that was dick turpin I getting panto mixed with reality  | |||
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"When are we starting rehearsals?
Well me and cosmos are starting next week
How can you possibly start without cinders? I made the raggy frock an' everything! (Bloody cat's bum)
Oh ok if you can get up north next week
I'll be fecking worn out
I can as long as I can change my sweet potato into a carriage, only thing is, it may take some time. "errr sammi i know where you can get a carraige | |||
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"When are we starting rehearsals?
Well me and cosmos are starting next week
How can you possibly start without cinders? I made the raggy frock an' everything! (Bloody cat's bum)
Oh ok if you can get up north next week
I'll be fecking worn out
I can as long as I can change my sweet potato into a carriage, only thing is, it may take some time.
Just follow dick whittintons route...feck that was dick turpin I getting panto mixed with reality "it always comes down to dick | |||
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"When are we starting rehearsals?
Well me and cosmos are starting next week
How can you possibly start without cinders? I made the raggy frock an' everything! (Bloody cat's bum)
Oh ok if you can get up north next week
I'll be fecking worn out
I can as long as I can change my sweet potato into a carriage, only thing is, it may take some time. errr sammi i know where you can get a carraige"Stagecoach....buses | |||
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"When are we starting rehearsals?
Well me and cosmos are starting next week
How can you possibly start without cinders? I made the raggy frock an' everything! (Bloody cat's bum)
Oh ok if you can get up north next week
I'll be fecking worn out
I can as long as I can change my sweet potato into a carriage, only thing is, it may take some time.
Just follow dick whittintons route...feck that was dick turpin I getting panto mixed with reality "Definitely not having anything to do with Dick Whittington, he's got a bloody cat....and you know what they have...... | |||
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"When are we starting rehearsals?
Well me and cosmos are starting next week
How can you possibly start without cinders? I made the raggy frock an' everything! (Bloody cat's bum)
Oh ok if you can get up north next week
I'll be fecking worn out
I can as long as I can change my sweet potato into a carriage, only thing is, it may take some time.
Just follow dick whittintons route...feck that was dick turpin I getting panto mixed with reality it always comes down to dick"It's that dick dash set me off | |||
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"When are we starting rehearsals?
Well me and cosmos are starting next week
How can you possibly start without cinders? I made the raggy frock an' everything! (Bloody cat's bum)
Oh ok if you can get up north next week
I'll be fecking worn out
I can as long as I can change my sweet potato into a carriage, only thing is, it may take some time. errr sammi i know where you can get a carraige"Where Voddy? | |||
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"When are we starting rehearsals?
Well me and cosmos are starting next week
How can you possibly start without cinders? I made the raggy frock an' everything! (Bloody cat's bum)
Oh ok if you can get up north next week
I'll be fecking worn out
I can as long as I can change my sweet potato into a carriage, only thing is, it may take some time.
Just follow dick whittintons route...feck that was dick turpin I getting panto mixed with reality
Definitely not having anything to do with Dick Whittington, he's got a bloody cat....and you know what they have...... "I'm going to alienate myself now.....fecking fleas | |||
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"When are we starting rehearsals?
Well me and cosmos are starting next week
How can you possibly start without cinders? I made the raggy frock an' everything! (Bloody cat's bum)
Oh ok if you can get up north next week
I'll be fecking worn out
I can as long as I can change my sweet potato into a carriage, only thing is, it may take some time. errr sammi i know where you can get a carraige
Stagecoach....buses "Not getting on a bus, I fell asleep on one once and got locked in the bus station  made me cry  | |||
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"When are we starting rehearsals?
Well me and cosmos are starting next week
How can you possibly start without cinders? I made the raggy frock an' everything! (Bloody cat's bum)
Oh ok if you can get up north next week
I'll be fecking worn out
I can as long as I can change my sweet potato into a carriage, only thing is, it may take some time. errr sammi i know where you can get a carraige
Where Voddy? "pop down the royal mews plenty there | |||
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"When are we starting rehearsals?
Well me and cosmos are starting next week
How can you possibly start without cinders? I made the raggy frock an' everything! (Bloody cat's bum)
Oh ok if you can get up north next week
I'll be fecking worn out
I can as long as I can change my sweet potato into a carriage, only thing is, it may take some time. errr sammi i know where you can get a carraige
Stagecoach....buses
Not getting on a bus, I fell asleep on one once and got locked in the bus station made me cry "Train? | |||
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"When are we starting rehearsals?
Well me and cosmos are starting next week
How can you possibly start without cinders? I made the raggy frock an' everything! (Bloody cat's bum)
Oh ok if you can get up north next week
I'll be fecking worn out
I can as long as I can change my sweet potato into a carriage, only thing is, it may take some time. errr sammi i know where you can get a carraige
Where Voddy? pop down the royal mews plenty there"Do you think she will mind if i borrow the golden one? | |||
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"When are we starting rehearsals?
Well me and cosmos are starting next week
How can you possibly start without cinders? I made the raggy frock an' everything! (Bloody cat's bum)
Oh ok if you can get up north next week
I'll be fecking worn out
I can as long as I can change my sweet potato into a carriage, only thing is, it may take some time. errr sammi i know where you can get a carraige
Stagecoach....buses
Not getting on a bus, I fell asleep on one once and got locked in the bus station made me cry
Train?"lend her ya broomstick | |||
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"When are we starting rehearsals?
Well me and cosmos are starting next week
How can you possibly start without cinders? I made the raggy frock an' everything! (Bloody cat's bum)
Oh ok if you can get up north next week
I'll be fecking worn out
I can as long as I can change my sweet potato into a carriage, only thing is, it may take some time. errr sammi i know where you can get a carraige
Stagecoach....buses
Not getting on a bus, I fell asleep on one once and got locked in the bus station made me cry
Train?"Nope...all that steam goes straight to my chest. Can't you pick me up on your scooter? | |||
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"When are we starting rehearsals?
Well me and cosmos are starting next week
How can you possibly start without cinders? I made the raggy frock an' everything! (Bloody cat's bum)
Oh ok if you can get up north next week
I'll be fecking worn out
I can as long as I can change my sweet potato into a carriage, only thing is, it may take some time. errr sammi i know where you can get a carraige
Stagecoach....buses
Not getting on a bus, I fell asleep on one once and got locked in the bus station made me cry
Train?lend her ya broomstick"I got it robbed on Halloween night | |||
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"When are we starting rehearsals?
Well me and cosmos are starting next week
How can you possibly start without cinders? I made the raggy frock an' everything! (Bloody cat's bum)
Oh ok if you can get up north next week
I'll be fecking worn out
I can as long as I can change my sweet potato into a carriage, only thing is, it may take some time. errr sammi i know where you can get a carraige
Where Voddy? pop down the royal mews plenty there
Do you think she will mind if i borrow the golden one? "glass one would be better with 6 white horses | |||
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"When are we starting rehearsals?
Well me and cosmos are starting next week
How can you possibly start without cinders? I made the raggy frock an' everything! (Bloody cat's bum)
Oh ok if you can get up north next week
I'll be fecking worn out
I can as long as I can change my sweet potato into a carriage, only thing is, it may take some time. errr sammi i know where you can get a carraige
Stagecoach....buses
Not getting on a bus, I fell asleep on one once and got locked in the bus station made me cry
Train?
Nope...all that steam goes straight to my chest. Can't you pick me up on your scooter? "How the feck did you ever get to Blackpool? Ffs | |||
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"When are we starting rehearsals?
Well me and cosmos are starting next week
How can you possibly start without cinders? I made the raggy frock an' everything! (Bloody cat's bum)
Oh ok if you can get up north next week
I'll be fecking worn out
I can as long as I can change my sweet potato into a carriage, only thing is, it may take some time. errr sammi i know where you can get a carraige
Stagecoach....buses
Not getting on a bus, I fell asleep on one once and got locked in the bus station made me cry
Train?
Nope...all that steam goes straight to my chest. Can't you pick me up on your scooter?
How the feck did you ever get to Blackpool? Ffs "Helicopter | |||
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"When are we starting rehearsals?
Well me and cosmos are starting next week
How can you possibly start without cinders? I made the raggy frock an' everything! (Bloody cat's bum)
Oh ok if you can get up north next week
I'll be fecking worn out
I can as long as I can change my sweet potato into a carriage, only thing is, it may take some time. errr sammi i know where you can get a carraige
Where Voddy? pop down the royal mews plenty there
Do you think she will mind if i borrow the golden one? glass one would be better with 6 white horses"I've got a glass slipper  | |||
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"When are we starting rehearsals?
Well me and cosmos are starting next week
How can you possibly start without cinders? I made the raggy frock an' everything! (Bloody cat's bum)
Oh ok if you can get up north next week
I'll be fecking worn out
I can as long as I can change my sweet potato into a carriage, only thing is, it may take some time. errr sammi i know where you can get a carraige
Where Voddy? pop down the royal mews plenty there
Do you think she will mind if i borrow the golden one? glass one would be better with 6 white horses"Ah yes, that would be gorgeous,as I am a princess | |||
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"When are we starting rehearsals?
Well me and cosmos are starting next week
How can you possibly start without cinders? I made the raggy frock an' everything! (Bloody cat's bum)
Oh ok if you can get up north next week
I'll be fecking worn out
I can as long as I can change my sweet potato into a carriage, only thing is, it may take some time. errr sammi i know where you can get a carraige
Where Voddy? pop down the royal mews plenty there
Do you think she will mind if i borrow the golden one? glass one would be better with 6 white horses
I've got a glass slipper "I knew you'd 'ave it | |||
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"When are we starting rehearsals?
Well me and cosmos are starting next week
How can you possibly start without cinders? I made the raggy frock an' everything! (Bloody cat's bum)
Oh ok if you can get up north next week
I'll be fecking worn out
I can as long as I can change my sweet potato into a carriage, only thing is, it may take some time. errr sammi i know where you can get a carraige
Stagecoach....buses
Not getting on a bus, I fell asleep on one once and got locked in the bus station made me cry
Train?
Nope...all that steam goes straight to my chest. Can't you pick me up on your scooter?
How the feck did you ever get to Blackpool? Ffs
Helicopter "Feck that...too noisy for me | |||
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"When are we starting rehearsals?
Well me and cosmos are starting next week
How can you possibly start without cinders? I made the raggy frock an' everything! (Bloody cat's bum)
Oh ok if you can get up north next week
I'll be fecking worn out
I can as long as I can change my sweet potato into a carriage, only thing is, it may take some time. errr sammi i know where you can get a carraige
Where Voddy? pop down the royal mews plenty there
Do you think she will mind if i borrow the golden one? glass one would be better with 6 white horses
I've got a glass slipper
I knew you'd 'ave it "It fits me and cosmos | |||
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"When are we starting rehearsals?
Well me and cosmos are starting next week
How can you possibly start without cinders? I made the raggy frock an' everything! (Bloody cat's bum)
Oh ok if you can get up north next week
I'll be fecking worn out
I can as long as I can change my sweet potato into a carriage, only thing is, it may take some time. errr sammi i know where you can get a carraige
Stagecoach....buses
Not getting on a bus, I fell asleep on one once and got locked in the bus station made me cry
Train?
Nope...all that steam goes straight to my chest. Can't you pick me up on your scooter?
How the feck did you ever get to Blackpool? Ffs
Helicopter
Feck that...too noisy for me "The pilot was rather gorgeous though, think his name was William and it was a big yellow one... | |||
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"When are we starting rehearsals?
Well me and cosmos are starting next week
How can you possibly start without cinders? I made the raggy frock an' everything! (Bloody cat's bum)
Oh ok if you can get up north next week
I'll be fecking worn out
I can as long as I can change my sweet potato into a carriage, only thing is, it may take some time. errr sammi i know where you can get a carraige
Where Voddy? pop down the royal mews plenty there
Do you think she will mind if i borrow the golden one? glass one would be better with 6 white horses
I've got a glass slipper
I knew you'd 'ave it
It fits me and cosmos "It'll be too fecking big for my dainty foot then | |||
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"When are we starting rehearsals?
Well me and cosmos are starting next week
How can you possibly start without cinders? I made the raggy frock an' everything! (Bloody cat's bum)
Oh ok if you can get up north next week
I'll be fecking worn out
I can as long as I can change my sweet potato into a carriage, only thing is, it may take some time. errr sammi i know where you can get a carraige
Stagecoach....buses
Not getting on a bus, I fell asleep on one once and got locked in the bus station made me cry
Train?
Nope...all that steam goes straight to my chest. Can't you pick me up on your scooter?
How the feck did you ever get to Blackpool? Ffs
Helicopter
Feck that...too noisy for me
The pilot was rather gorgeous though, think his name was William and it was a big yellow one..."What you got a flying fecking ambulance to Blackpool. ...no wonder the nhs is fecked | |||
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"When are we starting rehearsals?
Well me and cosmos are starting next week
How can you possibly start without cinders? I made the raggy frock an' everything! (Bloody cat's bum)
Oh ok if you can get up north next week
I'll be fecking worn out
I can as long as I can change my sweet potato into a carriage, only thing is, it may take some time. errr sammi i know where you can get a carraige
Where Voddy? pop down the royal mews plenty there
Do you think she will mind if i borrow the golden one? glass one would be better with 6 white horses
I've got a glass slipper
I knew you'd 'ave it
It fits me and cosmos
It'll be too fecking big for my dainty foot then "Voddy told me you were a size fecking nine | |||
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"When are we starting rehearsals?
Well me and cosmos are starting next week
How can you possibly start without cinders? I made the raggy frock an' everything! (Bloody cat's bum)
Oh ok if you can get up north next week
I'll be fecking worn out
I can as long as I can change my sweet potato into a carriage, only thing is, it may take some time. errr sammi i know where you can get a carraige
Stagecoach....buses
Not getting on a bus, I fell asleep on one once and got locked in the bus station made me cry
Train?
Nope...all that steam goes straight to my chest. Can't you pick me up on your scooter?
How the feck did you ever get to Blackpool? Ffs
Helicopter
Feck that...too noisy for me
The pilot was rather gorgeous though, think his name was William and it was a big yellow one...
What you got a flying fecking ambulance to Blackpool. ...no wonder the nhs is fecked "But he's a friend of mine and he we on his tea break. | |||
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"Right, I need a big wee, then I'm off to learn some lines! Goodnight to all and to all a goodnight! xx"Night _amiss...keep a dry bed  x | |||
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"When are we starting rehearsals?
Well me and cosmos are starting next week
How can you possibly start without cinders? I made the raggy frock an' everything! (Bloody cat's bum)
Oh ok if you can get up north next week
I'll be fecking worn out
I can as long as I can change my sweet potato into a carriage, only thing is, it may take some time. errr sammi i know where you can get a carraige
Where Voddy? pop down the royal mews plenty there
Do you think she will mind if i borrow the golden one? glass one would be better with 6 white horses
I've got a glass slipper
I knew you'd 'ave it
It fits me and cosmos
It'll be too fecking big for my dainty foot then
Voddy told me you were a size fecking nine "Tut...no...I have nine toes on one foot! | |||
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"When are we starting rehearsals?
Well me and cosmos are starting next week
How can you possibly start without cinders? I made the raggy frock an' everything! (Bloody cat's bum)
Oh ok if you can get up north next week
I'll be fecking worn out
I can as long as I can change my sweet potato into a carriage, only thing is, it may take some time. errr sammi i know where you can get a carraige
Stagecoach....buses
Not getting on a bus, I fell asleep on one once and got locked in the bus station made me cry
Train?
Nope...all that steam goes straight to my chest. Can't you pick me up on your scooter?
How the feck did you ever get to Blackpool? Ffs
Helicopter
Feck that...too noisy for me
The pilot was rather gorgeous though, think his name was William and it was a big yellow one...
What you got a flying fecking ambulance to Blackpool. ...no wonder the nhs is fecked
But he's a friend of mine and he we on his tea break. "And you must have been on a wee break | |||
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"When are we starting rehearsals?
Well me and cosmos are starting next week
How can you possibly start without cinders? I made the raggy frock an' everything! (Bloody cat's bum)
Oh ok if you can get up north next week
I'll be fecking worn out
I can as long as I can change my sweet potato into a carriage, only thing is, it may take some time. errr sammi i know where you can get a carraige
Where Voddy? pop down the royal mews plenty there
Do you think she will mind if i borrow the golden one? glass one would be better with 6 white horses
I've got a glass slipper
I knew you'd 'ave it
It fits me and cosmos
It'll be too fecking big for my dainty foot then
Voddy told me you were a size fecking nine
Tut...no...I have nine toes on one foot! " are the two webbed? | |||
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"Right, I need a big wee, then I'm off to learn some lines! Goodnight to all and to all a goodnight! xx
Night _amiss...keep a dry bed x"Night Mistess, I'd better, got the leccie blanket on na night.xx | |||
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"When are we starting rehearsals?
Well me and cosmos are starting next week
How can you possibly start without cinders? I made the raggy frock an' everything! (Bloody cat's bum)
Oh ok if you can get up north next week
I'll be fecking worn out
I can as long as I can change my sweet potato into a carriage, only thing is, it may take some time. errr sammi i know where you can get a carraige
Stagecoach....buses
Not getting on a bus, I fell asleep on one once and got locked in the bus station made me cry
Train?
Nope...all that steam goes straight to my chest. Can't you pick me up on your scooter?
How the feck did you ever get to Blackpool? Ffs
Helicopter
Feck that...too noisy for me
The pilot was rather gorgeous though, think his name was William and it was a big yellow one...
What you got a flying fecking ambulance to Blackpool. ...no wonder the nhs is fecked
But he's a friend of mine and he we on his tea break.
And you must have been on a wee break " | |||
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"When are we starting rehearsals?
Well me and cosmos are starting next week
How can you possibly start without cinders? I made the raggy frock an' everything! (Bloody cat's bum)
Oh ok if you can get up north next week
I'll be fecking worn out
I can as long as I can change my sweet potato into a carriage, only thing is, it may take some time. errr sammi i know where you can get a carraige
Where Voddy? pop down the royal mews plenty there
Do you think she will mind if i borrow the golden one? glass one would be better with 6 white horses
I've got a glass slipper
I knew you'd 'ave it
It fits me and cosmos
It'll be too fecking big for my dainty foot then
Voddy told me you were a size fecking nine
Tut...no...I have nine toes on one foot!
are the two webbed? "Yes...and..... | |||
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"When are we starting rehearsals?
Well me and cosmos are starting next week
How can you possibly start without cinders? I made the raggy frock an' everything! (Bloody cat's bum)
Oh ok if you can get up north next week
I'll be fecking worn out
I can as long as I can change my sweet potato into a carriage, only thing is, it may take some time. errr sammi i know where you can get a carraige
Stagecoach....buses
Not getting on a bus, I fell asleep on one once and got locked in the bus station made me cry
Train?
Nope...all that steam goes straight to my chest. Can't you pick me up on your scooter?
How the feck did you ever get to Blackpool? Ffs
Helicopter
Feck that...too noisy for me
The pilot was rather gorgeous though, think his name was William and it was a big yellow one...
What you got a flying fecking ambulance to Blackpool. ...no wonder the nhs is fecked
But he's a friend of mine and he we on his tea break.
And you must have been on a wee break
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Well me and cosmos are starting next week
How can you possibly start without cinders? I made the raggy frock an' everything! (Bloody cat's bum)
Oh ok if you can get up north next week
I'll be fecking worn out
I can as long as I can change my sweet potato into a carriage, only thing is, it may take some time. errr sammi i know where you can get a carraige
Stagecoach....buses
Not getting on a bus, I fell asleep on one once and got locked in the bus station made me cry
Train?
Nope...all that steam goes straight to my chest. Can't you pick me up on your scooter?
How the feck did you ever get to Blackpool? Ffs
Helicopter
Feck that...too noisy for me
The pilot was rather gorgeous though, think his name was William and it was a big yellow one...
What you got a flying fecking ambulance to Blackpool. ...no wonder the nhs is fecked
But he's a friend of mine and he we on his tea break.
And you must have been on a wee break
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Hey Paul Its a kinda panto/nativity/musical, kinda thing...I'm Cinderella, you know and I'm borrowing Lizzie Windsor's glass carriage and 6 white horses. Got to get it back to Buck Palace by midnight though, don't think she'll appreciate a pumpkin on her doorstep "We could always leave something else on her doorstep, but the corgis would get the blame | |||
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Hey Paul Its a kinda panto/nativity/musical, kinda thing...I'm Cinderella, you know and I'm borrowing Lizzie Windsor's glass carriage and 6 white horses. Got to get it back to Buck Palace by midnight though, don't think she'll appreciate a pumpkin on her doorstep
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Hey Paul Its a kinda panto/nativity/musical, kinda thing...I'm Cinderella, you know and I'm borrowing Lizzie Windsor's glass carriage and 6 white horses. Got to get it back to Buck Palace by midnight though, don't think she'll appreciate a pumpkin on her doorstep
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Hey Paul Its a kinda panto/nativity/musical, kinda thing...I'm Cinderella, you know and I'm borrowing Lizzie Windsor's glass carriage and 6 white horses. Got to get it back to Buck Palace by midnight though, don't think she'll appreciate a pumpkin on her doorstep
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Hey Paul Its a kinda panto/nativity/musical, kinda thing...I'm Cinderella, you know and I'm borrowing Lizzie Windsor's glass carriage and 6 white horses. Got to get it back to Buck Palace by midnight though, don't think she'll appreciate a pumpkin on her doorstep
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Hey Paul Its a kinda panto/nativity/musical, kinda thing...I'm Cinderella, you know and I'm borrowing Lizzie Windsor's glass carriage and 6 white horses. Got to get it back to Buck Palace by midnight though, don't think she'll appreciate a pumpkin on her doorstep
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Hey Paul Its a kinda panto/nativity/musical, kinda thing...I'm Cinderella, you know and I'm borrowing Lizzie Windsor's glass carriage and 6 white horses. Got to get it back to Buck Palace by midnight though, don't think she'll appreciate a pumpkin on her doorstep
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Hey Paul Its a kinda panto/nativity/musical, kinda thing...I'm Cinderella, you know and I'm borrowing Lizzie Windsor's glass carriage and 6 white horses. Got to get it back to Buck Palace by midnight though, don't think she'll appreciate a pumpkin on her doorstep
We could always leave something else on her doorstep, but the corgis would get the blame you can't leave nigel there
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Hey Paul Its a kinda panto/nativity/musical, kinda thing...I'm Cinderella, you know and I'm borrowing Lizzie Windsor's glass carriage and 6 white horses. Got to get it back to Buck Palace by midnight though, don't think she'll appreciate a pumpkin on her doorstep
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Hey Paul Its a kinda panto/nativity/musical, kinda thing...I'm Cinderella, you know and I'm borrowing Lizzie Windsor's glass carriage and 6 white horses. Got to get it back to Buck Palace by midnight though, don't think she'll appreciate a pumpkin on her doorstep
We could always leave something else on her doorstep, but the corgis would get the blame you can't leave nigel there
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Hey Paul Its a kinda panto/nativity/musical, kinda thing...I'm Cinderella, you know and I'm borrowing Lizzie Windsor's glass carriage and 6 white horses. Got to get it back to Buck Palace by midnight though, don't think she'll appreciate a pumpkin on her doorstep
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Hey Paul Its a kinda panto/nativity/musical, kinda thing...I'm Cinderella, you know and I'm borrowing Lizzie Windsor's glass carriage and 6 white horses. Got to get it back to Buck Palace by midnight though, don't think she'll appreciate a pumpkin on her doorstep
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Hey Paul Its a kinda panto/nativity/musical, kinda thing...I'm Cinderella, you know and I'm borrowing Lizzie Windsor's glass carriage and 6 white horses. Got to get it back to Buck Palace by midnight though, don't think she'll appreciate a pumpkin on her doorstep
We could always leave something else on her doorstep, but the corgis would get the blame you can't leave nigel there
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Hey Paul Its a kinda panto/nativity/musical, kinda thing...I'm Cinderella, you know and I'm borrowing Lizzie Windsor's glass carriage and 6 white horses. Got to get it back to Buck Palace by midnight though, don't think she'll appreciate a pumpkin on her doorstep
We could always leave something else on her doorstep, but the corgis would get the blame you can't leave nigel there
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Hey Paul Its a kinda panto/nativity/musical, kinda thing...I'm Cinderella, you know and I'm borrowing Lizzie Windsor's glass carriage and 6 white horses. Got to get it back to Buck Palace by midnight though, don't think she'll appreciate a pumpkin on her doorstep
We could always leave something else on her doorstep, but the corgis would get the blame you can't leave nigel there
Hi Voddy! Whose Nigel? the donkey of course
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Hey Paul Its a kinda panto/nativity/musical, kinda thing...I'm Cinderella, you know and I'm borrowing Lizzie Windsor's glass carriage and 6 white horses. Got to get it back to Buck Palace by midnight though, don't think she'll appreciate a pumpkin on her doorstep
We could always leave something else on her doorstep, but the corgis would get the blame you can't leave nigel there
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Hey Paul Its a kinda panto/nativity/musical, kinda thing...I'm Cinderella, you know and I'm borrowing Lizzie Windsor's glass carriage and 6 white horses. Got to get it back to Buck Palace by midnight though, don't think she'll appreciate a pumpkin on her doorstep
We could always leave something else on her doorstep, but the corgis would get the blame you can't leave nigel there
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Hey Paul Its a kinda panto/nativity/musical, kinda thing...I'm Cinderella, you know and I'm borrowing Lizzie Windsor's glass carriage and 6 white horses. Got to get it back to Buck Palace by midnight though, don't think she'll appreciate a pumpkin on her doorstep
We could always leave something else on her doorstep, but the corgis would get the blame you can't leave nigel there
Hi Voddy! Whose Nigel? the donkey of course
I knew that. Those feckers need to keep up now you got cosmo fecking this and fecking that of course i could have named it after you mistress but it didnt look like a dalphine
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Hey Paul Its a kinda panto/nativity/musical, kinda thing...I'm Cinderella, you know and I'm borrowing Lizzie Windsor's glass carriage and 6 white horses. Got to get it back to Buck Palace by midnight though, don't think she'll appreciate a pumpkin on her doorstep
We could always leave something else on her doorstep, but the corgis would get the blame you can't leave nigel there
Hi Voddy! Whose Nigel? the donkey of course
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Hey Paul Its a kinda panto/nativity/musical, kinda thing...I'm Cinderella, you know and I'm borrowing Lizzie Windsor's glass carriage and 6 white horses. Got to get it back to Buck Palace by midnight though, don't think she'll appreciate a pumpkin on her doorstep
We could always leave something else on her doorstep, but the corgis would get the blame you can't leave nigel there
Hi Voddy! Whose Nigel? the donkey of course
I knew that. Those feckers need to keep up
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Hey Paul Its a kinda panto/nativity/musical, kinda thing...I'm Cinderella, you know and I'm borrowing Lizzie Windsor's glass carriage and 6 white horses. Got to get it back to Buck Palace by midnight though, don't think she'll appreciate a pumpkin on her doorstep
We could always leave something else on her doorstep, but the corgis would get the blame you can't leave nigel there
Hi Voddy! Whose Nigel? the donkey of course
I knew that. Those feckers need to keep up
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Hey Paul Its a kinda panto/nativity/musical, kinda thing...I'm Cinderella, you know and I'm borrowing Lizzie Windsor's glass carriage and 6 white horses. Got to get it back to Buck Palace by midnight though, don't think she'll appreciate a pumpkin on her doorstep
We could always leave something else on her doorstep, but the corgis would get the blame you can't leave nigel there
Hi Voddy! Whose Nigel? the donkey of course
I knew that. Those feckers need to keep up
I must have missed the memo! he has nice glittery hooves mane and tail
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Hey Paul Its a kinda panto/nativity/musical, kinda thing...I'm Cinderella, you know and I'm borrowing Lizzie Windsor's glass carriage and 6 white horses. Got to get it back to Buck Palace by midnight though, don't think she'll appreciate a pumpkin on her doorstep
We could always leave something else on her doorstep, but the corgis would get the blame you can't leave nigel there
Hi Voddy! Whose Nigel? the donkey of course
I knew that. Those feckers need to keep up
I must have missed the memo! he has nice glittery hooves mane and tail
Like a 'My little pony' donkey, then. he dont like carrots
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Hey Paul Its a kinda panto/nativity/musical, kinda thing...I'm Cinderella, you know and I'm borrowing Lizzie Windsor's glass carriage and 6 white horses. Got to get it back to Buck Palace by midnight though, don't think she'll appreciate a pumpkin on her doorstep
We could always leave something else on her doorstep, but the corgis would get the blame you can't leave nigel there
Hi Voddy! Whose Nigel? the donkey of course
I knew that. Those feckers need to keep up now you got cosmo fecking this and fecking that of course i could have named it after you mistress but it didnt look like a dalphine
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Hey Paul Its a kinda panto/nativity/musical, kinda thing...I'm Cinderella, you know and I'm borrowing Lizzie Windsor's glass carriage and 6 white horses. Got to get it back to Buck Palace by midnight though, don't think she'll appreciate a pumpkin on her doorstep
We could always leave something else on her doorstep, but the corgis would get the blame you can't leave nigel there
Hi Voddy! Whose Nigel? the donkey of course
I knew that. Those feckers need to keep up
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Hey Paul Its a kinda panto/nativity/musical, kinda thing...I'm Cinderella, you know and I'm borrowing Lizzie Windsor's glass carriage and 6 white horses. Got to get it back to Buck Palace by midnight though, don't think she'll appreciate a pumpkin on her doorstep
We could always leave something else on her doorstep, but the corgis would get the blame you can't leave nigel there
Hi Voddy! Whose Nigel? the donkey of course
I knew that. Those feckers need to keep up
I must have missed the memo! he has nice glittery hooves mane and tail
Like a 'My little pony' donkey, then. "You got a pony? | |||
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Hey Paul Its a kinda panto/nativity/musical, kinda thing...I'm Cinderella, you know and I'm borrowing Lizzie Windsor's glass carriage and 6 white horses. Got to get it back to Buck Palace by midnight though, don't think she'll appreciate a pumpkin on her doorstep
We could always leave something else on her doorstep, but the corgis would get the blame you can't leave nigel there
Hi Voddy! Whose Nigel? the donkey of course
I knew that. Those feckers need to keep up
I must have missed the memo! he has nice glittery hooves mane and tail
Like a 'My little pony' donkey, then. he dont like carrots"Hide the fecking sugar lumps.. | |||
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Hey Paul Its a kinda panto/nativity/musical, kinda thing...I'm Cinderella, you know and I'm borrowing Lizzie Windsor's glass carriage and 6 white horses. Got to get it back to Buck Palace by midnight though, don't think she'll appreciate a pumpkin on her doorstep
We could always leave something else on her doorstep, but the corgis would get the blame you can't leave nigel there
Hi Voddy! Whose Nigel? the donkey of course
I knew that. Those feckers need to keep up
I must have missed the memo! he has nice glittery hooves mane and tail
Like a 'My little pony' donkey, then. he dont like carrots
Aw....I've just bought a big bagful....... "Make some carrot cakes | |||
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Hey Paul Its a kinda panto/nativity/musical, kinda thing...I'm Cinderella, you know and I'm borrowing Lizzie Windsor's glass carriage and 6 white horses. Got to get it back to Buck Palace by midnight though, don't think she'll appreciate a pumpkin on her doorstep
We could always leave something else on her doorstep, but the corgis would get the blame you can't leave nigel there
Hi Voddy! Whose Nigel? the donkey of course
I knew that. Those feckers need to keep up
I must have missed the memo! he has nice glittery hooves mane and tail
Like a 'My little pony' donkey, then. he dont like carrots
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Hey Paul Its a kinda panto/nativity/musical, kinda thing...I'm Cinderella, you know and I'm borrowing Lizzie Windsor's glass carriage and 6 white horses. Got to get it back to Buck Palace by midnight though, don't think she'll appreciate a pumpkin on her doorstep
We could always leave something else on her doorstep, but the corgis would get the blame you can't leave nigel there
Hi Voddy! Whose Nigel? the donkey of course
I knew that. Those feckers need to keep up
I must have missed the memo! he has nice glittery hooves mane and tail
Like a 'My little pony' donkey, then. he dont like carrots
Aw....I've just bought a big bagful....... make soup
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Hey Paul Its a kinda panto/nativity/musical, kinda thing...I'm Cinderella, you know and I'm borrowing Lizzie Windsor's glass carriage and 6 white horses. Got to get it back to Buck Palace by midnight though, don't think she'll appreciate a pumpkin on her doorstep
We could always leave something else on her doorstep, but the corgis would get the blame you can't leave nigel there
Hi Voddy! Whose Nigel? the donkey of course
I knew that. Those feckers need to keep up
I must have missed the memo! he has nice glittery hooves mane and tail
Like a 'My little pony' donkey, then. he dont like carrots
Aw....I've just bought a big bagful....... make soup
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Hey Paul Its a kinda panto/nativity/musical, kinda thing...I'm Cinderella, you know and I'm borrowing Lizzie Windsor's glass carriage and 6 white horses. Got to get it back to Buck Palace by midnight though, don't think she'll appreciate a pumpkin on her doorstep
We could always leave something else on her doorstep, but the corgis would get the blame you can't leave nigel there
Hi Voddy! Whose Nigel? the donkey of course
I knew that. Those feckers need to keep up
I must have missed the memo! he has nice glittery hooves mane and tail
Like a 'My little pony' donkey, then.
You got a pony?"Not a real one...no | |||
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Hey Paul Its a kinda panto/nativity/musical, kinda thing...I'm Cinderella, you know and I'm borrowing Lizzie Windsor's glass carriage and 6 white horses. Got to get it back to Buck Palace by midnight though, don't think she'll appreciate a pumpkin on her doorstep
We could always leave something else on her doorstep, but the corgis would get the blame you can't leave nigel there
Hi Voddy! Whose Nigel? the donkey of course
I knew that. Those feckers need to keep up
I must have missed the memo! he has nice glittery hooves mane and tail
Like a 'My little pony' donkey, then. he dont like carrots
Aw....I've just bought a big bagful....... make soup
She's has no coriander she must have a colender
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"Hello! I've just read that I'm a wise man in a panto! I didn't know there was a wise man in sinderella?!?! I thought that was the nativity play? At junior school I played a wise man in the nativity, my mother made my costume and I looked more like Joseph in his Technicolor fecking dream coat
Hey Paul Its a kinda panto/nativity/musical, kinda thing...I'm Cinderella, you know and I'm borrowing Lizzie Windsor's glass carriage and 6 white horses. Got to get it back to Buck Palace by midnight though, don't think she'll appreciate a pumpkin on her doorstep
We could always leave something else on her doorstep, but the corgis would get the blame you can't leave nigel there
Hi Voddy! Whose Nigel? the donkey of course
I knew that. Those feckers need to keep up
I must have missed the memo! he has nice glittery hooves mane and tail
Like a 'My little pony' donkey, then. he dont like carrots
Aw....I've just bought a big bagful.......
Make some carrot cakes "Shuh up!!! Bloody cats windmill! | |||
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Hey Paul Its a kinda panto/nativity/musical, kinda thing...I'm Cinderella, you know and I'm borrowing Lizzie Windsor's glass carriage and 6 white horses. Got to get it back to Buck Palace by midnight though, don't think she'll appreciate a pumpkin on her doorstep
We could always leave something else on her doorstep, but the corgis would get the blame you can't leave nigel there
Hi Voddy! Whose Nigel? the donkey of course
I knew that. Those feckers need to keep up
I must have missed the memo! he has nice glittery hooves mane and tail
Like a 'My little pony' donkey, then. he dont like carrots
Aw....I've just bought a big bagful.......
Make some carrot cakes
Shuh up!!! Bloody cats windmill!"we can get them in blackpool | |||
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Hey Paul Its a kinda panto/nativity/musical, kinda thing...I'm Cinderella, you know and I'm borrowing Lizzie Windsor's glass carriage and 6 white horses. Got to get it back to Buck Palace by midnight though, don't think she'll appreciate a pumpkin on her doorstep
We could always leave something else on her doorstep, but the corgis would get the blame you can't leave nigel there
Hi Voddy! Whose Nigel? the donkey of course
I knew that. Those feckers need to keep up
I must have missed the memo! he has nice glittery hooves mane and tail
Like a 'My little pony' donkey, then. he dont like carrots
Aw....I've just bought a big bagful.......
Make some carrot cakes
Shuh up!!! Bloody cats windmill!we can get them in blackpool "Hehe! | |||
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"Has everyone learnt their lines yet, coz I know all mine. 'get that fecking horse of my toe....get the bucket and shovel!... "Who the fecking writer. ..I haven't even got my script.. Feck it I'll do method acting as usual | |||
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"Has everyone learnt their lines yet, coz I know all mine. 'get that fecking horse of my toe....get the bucket and shovel!... and look all coy"Coy look over here boss | |||
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"Has everyone learnt their lines yet, coz I know all mine. 'get that fecking horse of my toe....get the bucket and shovel!...
Who the fecking writer. ..I haven't even got my script..
Feck it I'll do method acting as usual "Oh...just reread it,..I've got your script...Cinderella would never say that... | |||
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"Has everyone learnt their lines yet, coz I know all mine. 'get that fecking horse of my toe....get the bucket and shovel!...
Who the fecking writer. ..I haven't even got my script..
Feck it I'll do method acting as usual
Oh...just reread it,..I've got your script...Cinderella would never say that... "what wouldent she say | |||
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"Has everyone learnt their lines yet, coz I know all mine. 'get that fecking horse of my toe....get the bucket and shovel!...
Who the fecking writer. ..I haven't even got my script..
Feck it I'll do method acting as usual
Oh...just reread it,..I've got your script...Cinderella would never say that... what wouldent she say"'get that fecking horse off my to...get the bucket and shovel... keep up Voddy | |||
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"widow twangy walks into baron hardons kitchen sees cinders on her hands and knees" ....and says...have you any washing..cinders?... | |||
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"widow twangy walks into baron hardons kitchen sees cinders on her hands and knees ....and says...have you any washing..cinders?... "..she's got a laundrette you know.. her real name is Dot Cotton. | |||
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"...and I must stop talking to myself... "oh i do that all the time can have a sensible chat with meself | |||
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"...and I must stop talking to myself... oh i do that all the time can have a sensible chat with meself"Me too | |||
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"...and I must stop talking to myself... oh i do that all the time can have a sensible chat with meself"At least you've got yer cats to listen to you m'dear | |||
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"morning wondered what the racket was" Coffee table escaped any damage this time | |||
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right off to get train for a day of training roll on 9 pm xx | |||
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"thats good right off to get train for a day of training roll on 9 pm xx"You training as a train driver? | |||
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"thats good right off to get train for a day of training roll on 9 pm xx
You training as a train driver? "cheeky fecker | |||
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"thats good right off to get train for a day of training roll on 9 pm xx
You training as a train driver? cheeky fecker " | |||
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"Arfnoon all! Hope you all have a great weekend. Make sure any cast members read a few of their lines!
Mines not arrived yet...I'm going to have to improvise "That should be fun | |||
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"Arfnoon all! Hope you all have a great weekend. Make sure any cast members read a few of their lines!
Mines not arrived yet...I'm going to have to improvise
That should be fun "Yeah but if there's fecking kids there...with my fecking lingo...I'm fecked | |||
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"Arfnoon all! Hope you all have a great weekend. Make sure any cast members read a few of their lines!
Mines not arrived yet...I'm going to have to improvise
That should be fun
Yeah but if there's fecking kids there...with my fecking lingo...I'm fecked "Perhaps we could make a request to Voddy to make an Adults only panto/nativity play, then you can say what the feck you want | |||
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"Arfnoon all! Hope you all have a great weekend. Make sure any cast members read a few of their lines!
Mines not arrived yet...I'm going to have to improvise
That should be fun
Yeah but if there's fecking kids there...with my fecking lingo...I'm fecked
Perhaps we could make a request to Voddy to make an Adults only panto/nativity play, then you can say what the feck you want "Phew that's a good idea....I've bin fecking sweating | |||
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"Arfnoon all! Hope you all have a great weekend. Make sure any cast members read a few of their lines!
Mines not arrived yet...I'm going to have to improvise
That should be fun
Yeah but if there's fecking kids there...with my fecking lingo...I'm fecked
Perhaps we could make a request to Voddy to make an Adults only panto/nativity play, then you can say what the feck you want
Phew that's a good idea....I've bin fecking sweating "Haha, that's perhaps all that stuff you drink out of that machine thing! | |||
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"Arfnoon all! Hope you all have a great weekend. Make sure any cast members read a few of their lines!
Mines not arrived yet...I'm going to have to improvise
That should be fun
Yeah but if there's fecking kids there...with my fecking lingo...I'm fecked
Perhaps we could make a request to Voddy to make an Adults only panto/nativity play, then you can say what the feck you want
Phew that's a good idea....I've bin fecking sweating
Haha, that's perhaps all that stuff you drink out of that machine thing! "Oh shit...have we got the refreshments sorted? | |||
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"Arfnoon all! Hope you all have a great weekend. Make sure any cast members read a few of their lines!
Mines not arrived yet...I'm going to have to improvise
That should be fun
Yeah but if there's fecking kids there...with my fecking lingo...I'm fecked
Perhaps we could make a request to Voddy to make an Adults only panto/nativity play, then you can say what the feck you want
Phew that's a good idea....I've bin fecking sweating "turns the heating down | |||
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"Arfnoon all! Hope you all have a great weekend. Make sure any cast members read a few of their lines!
Mines not arrived yet...I'm going to have to improvise
That should be fun
Yeah but if there's fecking kids there...with my fecking lingo...I'm fecked
Perhaps we could make a request to Voddy to make an Adults only panto/nativity play, then you can say what the feck you want
Phew that's a good idea....I've bin fecking sweating
Haha, that's perhaps all that stuff you drink out of that machine thing!
Oh shit...have we got the refreshments sorted? "yes a bar is sorted | |||
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"Arfnoon all! Hope you all have a great weekend. Make sure any cast members read a few of their lines!
Mines not arrived yet...I'm going to have to improvise
That should be fun
Yeah but if there's fecking kids there...with my fecking lingo...I'm fecked
Perhaps we could make a request to Voddy to make an Adults only panto/nativity play, then you can say what the feck you want
Phew that's a good idea....I've bin fecking sweating turns the heating down"Witch | |||
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"Arfnoon all! Hope you all have a great weekend. Make sure any cast members read a few of their lines!
Mines not arrived yet...I'm going to have to improvise
That should be fun
Yeah but if there's fecking kids there...with my fecking lingo...I'm fecked
Perhaps we could make a request to Voddy to make an Adults only panto/nativity play, then you can say what the feck you want
Phew that's a good idea....I've bin fecking sweating
Haha, that's perhaps all that stuff you drink out of that machine thing!
Oh shit...have we got the refreshments sorted? yes a bar is sorted"Nah I'm off the fecking booze..need tea and coffee. Only fecking good stuff though | |||
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"Arfnoon all! Hope you all have a great weekend. Make sure any cast members read a few of their lines!
Mines not arrived yet...I'm going to have to improvise
That should be fun
Yeah but if there's fecking kids there...with my fecking lingo...I'm fecked
Perhaps we could make a request to Voddy to make an Adults only panto/nativity play, then you can say what the feck you want
Phew that's a good idea....I've bin fecking sweating
Haha, that's perhaps all that stuff you drink out of that machine thing!
Oh shit...have we got the refreshments sorted? "Thought you were doing them | |||
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"Arfnoon all! Hope you all have a great weekend. Make sure any cast members read a few of their lines!
Mines not arrived yet...I'm going to have to improvise
That should be fun
Yeah but if there's fecking kids there...with my fecking lingo...I'm fecked
Perhaps we could make a request to Voddy to make an Adults only panto/nativity play, then you can say what the feck you want
Phew that's a good idea....I've bin fecking sweating
Haha, that's perhaps all that stuff you drink out of that machine thing!
Oh shit...have we got the refreshments sorted?
Thought you were doing them "Feck me stick a brush up my ass and I'll do the cleaning too | |||
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"Arfnoon all! Hope you all have a great weekend. Make sure any cast members read a few of their lines!
Mines not arrived yet...I'm going to have to improvise
That should be fun
Yeah but if there's fecking kids there...with my fecking lingo...I'm fecked
Perhaps we could make a request to Voddy to make an Adults only panto/nativity play, then you can say what the feck you want
Phew that's a good idea....I've bin fecking sweating
Haha, that's perhaps all that stuff you drink out of that machine thing!
Oh shit...have we got the refreshments sorted?
Thought you were doing them
Feck me stick a brush up my ass and I'll do the cleaning too "Yep, you can do that whilst you're putting the washing in, you are widow twangy, after all. | |||
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"Arfnoon all! Hope you all have a great weekend. Make sure any cast members read a few of their lines!
Mines not arrived yet...I'm going to have to improvise
That should be fun
Yeah but if there's fecking kids there...with my fecking lingo...I'm fecked
Perhaps we could make a request to Voddy to make an Adults only panto/nativity play, then you can say what the feck you want
Phew that's a good idea....I've bin fecking sweating
Haha, that's perhaps all that stuff you drink out of that machine thing!
Oh shit...have we got the refreshments sorted?
Thought you were doing them
Feck me stick a brush up my ass and I'll do the cleaning too
Yep, you can do that whilst you're putting the washing in, you are widow twangy, after all. "might change her name to moaning fecking minnie | |||
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"Arfnoon all! Hope you all have a great weekend. Make sure any cast members read a few of their lines!
Mines not arrived yet...I'm going to have to improvise
That should be fun
Yeah but if there's fecking kids there...with my fecking lingo...I'm fecked
Perhaps we could make a request to Voddy to make an Adults only panto/nativity play, then you can say what the feck you want
Phew that's a good idea....I've bin fecking sweating
Haha, that's perhaps all that stuff you drink out of that machine thing!
Oh shit...have we got the refreshments sorted?
Thought you were doing them
Feck me stick a brush up my ass and I'll do the cleaning too
Yep, you can do that whilst you're putting the washing in, you are widow twangy, after all. might change her name to moaning fecking minnie"Haha! She won't change now | |||
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"Just in case you missed that on the other thread _amiss....I'll fetch the machine but I need some more fecking cups "I got some I was going to put in a jumble sale, I'll get them out of the garage | |||
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"I've been thinking, if I'm Cinderella, whose going to be my Prince Charming? "I haven't interviewed yet | |||
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"I've been thinking, if I'm Cinderella, whose going to be my Prince Charming? I haven't interviewed yet"Ok...hope he's good looking | |||
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"Just in case you missed that on the other thread _amiss....I'll fetch the machine but I need some more fecking cups
I got some I was going to put in a jumble sale, I'll get them out of the garage "I hope they are all fecking matching | |||
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"I've been thinking, if I'm Cinderella, whose going to be my Prince Charming? "Ah that will be me in man mode...just need to take the brush out me ass | |||
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"I've been thinking, if I'm Cinderella, whose going to be my Prince Charming? I haven't interviewed yet"I've just fecking volunteered | |||
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"I've been thinking, if I'm Cinderella, whose going to be my Prince Charming? I haven't interviewed yet
Ok...hope he's good looking "Just ask cosmos | |||
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"I've been thinking, if I'm Cinderella, whose going to be my Prince Charming?
Ah that will be me in man mode...just need to take the brush out me ass "doesn't ask why there's a brush in ya ass | |||
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"I've been thinking, if I'm Sinderella, whose going to be my Prince Charming? "Ftfy | |||
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"I've been thinking, if I'm Cinderella, whose going to be my Prince Charming?
Ah that will be me in man mode...just need to take the brush out me ass doesn't ask why there's a brush in ya ass"Read ^^ | |||
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"I've been thinking, if I'm Sinderella, whose going to be my Prince Charming?
Ftfy "I've bagged it....you can be buttons
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"Actually Paul is the prince's handsome valet who wants to give cinders one" Does he get to give her one? | |||
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"Oh i thought i was the wise man?! It not so wise and as it seems "If _oddys reply is yes....that's a fecking wise man who takes that gig | |||
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"Oh i thought i was the wise man?! It not so wise and as it seems
If _oddys reply is yes....that's a fecking wise man who takes that gig "Exactly my point | |||
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"Oh i thought i was the wise man?! It not so wise and as it seems
If _oddys reply is yes....that's a fecking wise man who takes that gig
Exactly my point "Fingers crossed that _oddy replies before _amiss | |||
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"Oh i thought i was the wise man?! It not so wise and as it seems
If _oddys reply is yes....that's a fecking wise man who takes that gig
Exactly my point
Fingers crossed that _oddy replies before _amiss "you have a double part mr paul | |||
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"Oh i thought i was the wise man?! It not so wise and as it seems
If _oddys reply is yes....that's a fecking wise man who takes that gig
Exactly my point
Fingers crossed that _oddy replies before _amiss you have a double part mr paul"Does he want the fecking brush? | |||
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"Oh i thought i was the wise man?! It not so wise and as it seems
If _oddys reply is yes....that's a fecking wise man who takes that gig
Exactly my point
Fingers crossed that _oddy replies before _amiss you have a double part mr paul
Does he want the fecking brush? "no he fecking dont | |||
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"Oh i thought i was the wise man?! It not so wise and as it seems
If _oddys reply is yes....that's a fecking wise man who takes that gig
Exactly my point
Fingers crossed that _oddy replies before _amiss you have a double part mr paul
Does he want the fecking brush? no he fecking dont"Can I tell her where she can shove her fecking brush? | |||
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