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By *orwegian Blue OP   Man
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

Is it everyone I'm interested in (barring 1 lady) is either 150 mile away or don't want to meet anyone over the age of 45 (40 days into being 46)?

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Answers on a postcard to-

Whining bugger quiz

Po box 69

Wouldyoulikesomecheese lane

London

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

In the words of Run DMC “It’s like that, and that’s the way it is”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it everyone I'm interested in (barring 1 lady) is either 150 mile away or don't want to meet anyone over the age of 45 (40 days into being 46)?

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Answers on a postcard to-

Dear

Whining bugger quiz

Po box 69

Wouldyoulikesomecheese lane

London

"

Maybe you should move?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

42?

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By *orwegian Blue OP   Man
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..


"Is it everyone I'm interested in (barring 1 lady) is either 150 mile away or don't want to meet anyone over the age of 45 (40 days into being 46)?

.

Answers on a postcard to-

Dear

Whining bugger quiz

Po box 69

Wouldyoulikesomecheese lane

London

Maybe you should move? "

I did..

I just moved from the sofa to the fridge and made myself a g&t..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can travel though, right?

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By *orwegian Blue OP   Man
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..


"42?"

Bye, and thanks for all the fish..

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By *orwegian Blue OP   Man
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..


"You can travel though, right? "

Yes.. I have been known to travel on occasions...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You can travel though, right?

Yes.. I have been known to travel on occasions... "

So the people who are 150 miles away, become available to you. Result

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only 150 miles?

What happened to...

I will walk 500 miles

Then I'll walk 500 more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Only 150 miles?

What happened to...

I will walk 500 miles

Then I'll walk 500 more

"

They didn't have a car, the daft bastards.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Only 150 miles?

What happened to...

I will walk 500 miles

Then I'll walk 500 more

"

This is a small island I drowned mid step

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay

Try living up here. On a good day 150 miles is my closest match!

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By *orwegian Blue OP   Man
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..


"Try living up here. On a good day 150 miles is my closest match! "

Your only a caber toss away from Inverness, the swinging capital of Scotland..

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

sounds like one lady is going to be extremely bussy with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Try living up here. On a good day 150 miles is my closest match!

Your only a caber toss away from Inverness, the swinging capital of Scotland.. "

Lots of caber tossing going on up there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Only 150 miles?

What happened to...

I will walk 500 miles

Then I'll walk 500 more

This is a small island I drowned mid step "

Turn round and walk in the opposite direction...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in the arse end of nowhere.

Travel to the lakes and I'll cum get you.

In the interests of you not getting lost of course.

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By *ewrocksWoman
over a year ago

button moon

My upper age is 46(but flexible) and I'm only 110 miles away, so you can't fancy me

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By *evil_u_knowMan
over a year ago

city

no local girls talk to me, so it makes sense I hit it off with ones further away, cause only 1 in a thousand will like me, so i have to spin outwards till i find them.

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By *orwegian Blue OP   Man
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..


"My upper age is 46(but flexible) and I'm only 110 miles away, so you can't fancy me "

Fuck me...

I never realised button moon was quite as close to the trump nursing home as that...

I'm more curious about how flexible you are? Is it just a case of being able to touch your toes or can you impersonate a pretzel?

(Please be a pretzel, please be a pretzel)

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By *orwegian Blue OP   Man
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..


"I'm in the arse end of nowhere.

Travel to the lakes and I'll cum get you.

In the interests of you not getting lost of course. "

Doesn't Hadrians wall finish in Carlisle cos I'll be walking it next may.. you can cut and get me then but I can't promise I'll be fit for much more than fuck all..

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By *ewrocksWoman
over a year ago

button moon


"My upper age is 46(but flexible) and I'm only 110 miles away, so you can't fancy me

Fuck me...

I never realised button moon was quite as close to the trump nursing home as that...

I'm more curious about how flexible you are? Is it just a case of being able to touch your toes or can you impersonate a pretzel?

(Please be a pretzel, please be a pretzel)

"

Going to have to disappoint. I can touch my toes but not do a pretzel impression

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester


"Is it everyone I'm interested in (barring 1 lady) is either 150 mile away or don't want to meet anyone over the age of 45 (40 days into being 46)?

.

Answers on a postcard to-

Dear

Whining bugger quiz

Po box 69

Wouldyoulikesomecheese lane

London

Maybe you should move? "

There’s no maybe about it

Move to a nice place, lol

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By *orwegian Blue OP   Man
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..


"My upper age is 46(but flexible) and I'm only 110 miles away, so you can't fancy me

Fuck me...

I never realised button moon was quite as close to the trump nursing home as that...

I'm more curious about how flexible you are? Is it just a case of being able to touch your toes or can you impersonate a pretzel?

(Please be a pretzel, please be a pretzel)

Going to have to disappoint. I can touch my toes but not do a pretzel impression "

I'll settle for toe touching..

Now how do I get to button moon?

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester


"Is it everyone I'm interested in (barring 1 lady) is either 150 mile away or don't want to meet anyone over the age of 45 (40 days into being 46)?

.

Answers on a postcard to-

Dear

Whining bugger quiz

Po box 69

Wouldyoulikesomecheese lane

London

Maybe you should move? "

There’s no maybe about it

Move to a nice place, lol

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By *laytimenowMan
over a year ago

Essex


"Is it everyone I'm interested in (barring 1 lady) is either 150 mile away or don't want to meet anyone over the age of 45 (40 days into being 46)?

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Answers on a postcard to-

Whining bugger quiz

Po box 69

Wouldyoulikesomecheese lane

London

"

You live in London

Surely sitting in the carriage that always passes the gorgeous girl on the platform, should have prepared you for this .

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By *orwegian Blue OP   Man
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..


"Is it everyone I'm interested in (barring 1 lady) is either 150 mile away or don't want to meet anyone over the age of 45 (40 days into being 46)?

.

Answers on a postcard to-

Dear

Whining bugger quiz

Po box 69

Wouldyoulikesomecheese lane

London

Maybe you should move?

There’s no maybe about it

Move to a nice place, lol"

A nicer place? Somewhere like Milton Keynes maybe!

Anyhow I am in a nice place..

On my sofa with a gin and tonic in my hand...

I couldn't think of anywhere much nicer..

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By *orwegian Blue OP   Man
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..


"Is it everyone I'm interested in (barring 1 lady) is either 150 mile away or don't want to meet anyone over the age of 45 (40 days into being 46)?

.

Answers on a postcard to-

Whining bugger quiz

Po box 69

Wouldyoulikesomecheese lane

London

You live in London

Surely sitting in the carriage that always passes the gorgeous girl on the platform, should have prepared you for this ."

I drive to work all the way to suffend and a bit further..

Don't see any gorgeous ladies at the side of the A127, just road kill..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm in the arse end of nowhere.

Travel to the lakes and I'll cum get you.

In the interests of you not getting lost of course.

Doesn't Hadrians wall finish in Carlisle cos I'll be walking it next may.. you can cut and get me then but I can't promise I'll be fit for much more than fuck all..

"

It does indeed. I'll pick you up and deliver you to the train station if you like.

That is a genuine offer. Shout me nearer the time x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it everyone I'm interested in (barring 1 lady) is either 150 mile away or don't want to meet anyone over the age of 45 (40 days into being 46)?

.

Answers on a postcard to-

Whining bugger quiz

Po box 69

Wouldyoulikesomecheese lane

London

You live in London

Surely sitting in the carriage that always passes the gorgeous girl on the platform, should have prepared you for this .

I drive to work all the way to suffend and a bit further..

Don't see any gorgeous ladies at the side of the A127, just road kill.. "

I use to drive along the a127 quite a lot but was never on the side of the road haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it everyone I'm interested in (barring 1 lady) is either 150 mile away or don't want to meet anyone over the age of 45 (40 days into being 46)?

.

Answers on a postcard to-

Whining bugger quiz

Po box 69

Wouldyoulikesomecheese lane

London

"

I'm much less far away but it might as well be 150+ miles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You can travel though, right? "

Yeah. Just travel. Hell I would travel 250miles if I wanted to meet a woman so much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're in London, there's hundred of ladies there, Surely must be more than a few that meet over 45 year olds

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Hello there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it everyone I'm interested in (barring 1 lady) is either 150 mile away or don't want to meet anyone over the age of 45 (40 days into being 46)?

.

Answers on a postcard to-

Whining bugger quiz

Po box 69

Wouldyoulikesomecheese lane

London

"

Download an app called Pure. Then thank me later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Delila

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Delila"

Nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it everyone I'm interested in (barring 1 lady) is either 150 mile away or don't want to meet anyone over the age of 45 (40 days into being 46)?

.

Answers on a postcard to-

Whining bugger quiz

Po box 69

Wouldyoulikesomecheese lane

London

"

Commonly known as “Law of Sod”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

150 miles? Chumps change for some.

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By *orwegian Blue OP   Man
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..


"Hello there "

(Said in my best Leslie Phillips)

Well hello...

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By *orwegian Blue OP   Man
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..


"Is it everyone I'm interested in (barring 1 lady) is either 150 mile away or don't want to meet anyone over the age of 45 (40 days into being 46)?

.

Answers on a postcard to-

Whining bugger quiz

Po box 69

Wouldyoulikesomecheese lane

London

Download an app called Pure. Then thank me later "

Are you on commission...?

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By *orwegian Blue OP   Man
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..


"You're in London, there's hundred of ladies there, Surely must be more than a few that meet over 45 year olds "

Yes, I am in London but my names not Shirley...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it everyone I'm interested in (barring 1 lady) is either 150 mile away or don't want to meet anyone over the age of 45 (40 days into being 46)?

.

Answers on a postcard to-

Whining bugger quiz

Po box 69

Wouldyoulikesomecheese lane

London

Download an app called Pure. Then thank me later

Are you on commission...?"

Nope. Can't get as much as a reply from a lady on here though, whereas I've had two meets via Pure this week, and another planned tomorrow. Just trying to help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it everyone I'm interested in (barring 1 lady) is either 150 mile away or don't want to meet anyone over the age of 45 (40 days into being 46)?

.

Answers on a postcard to-

Whining bugger quiz

Po box 69

Wouldyoulikesomecheese lane

London

"

It's called sods law Op

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By *orwegian Blue OP   Man
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..


"Is it everyone I'm interested in (barring 1 lady) is either 150 mile away or don't want to meet anyone over the age of 45 (40 days into being 46)?

.

Answers on a postcard to-

Whining bugger quiz

Po box 69

Wouldyoulikesomecheese lane

London

It's called sods law Op "

It's called a pain in the arse..

Been putting off messaging some people on my hot list for ages and when I finally decide, I've past my sell by date by days!

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"Try living up here. On a good day 150 miles is my closest match!

Your only a caber toss away from Inverness, the swinging capital of Scotland..

Lots of caber tossing going on up there "

I'd like to toss a few cabers

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay


"Try living up here. On a good day 150 miles is my closest match!

Your only a caber toss away from Inverness, the swinging capital of Scotland..

Lots of caber tossing going on up there I'd like to toss a few cabers "

The Highland game season is over for the year but never too early to train for next year!

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