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By *ranny Hunter 18210186 OP   Man
over a year ago

London Waterloo

So we all know women rule fab. There are far more men on here then women so of course, women can make lots of choices. Some examples include 6ft plus men only, BBC only, white men only, 8inch plus only, nobody who has stated they are bi, no guys over 30 etc etc we have all seen them.

My question is, what if it was the other way round and guys ruled fab. Just imagine a world where women were desperate to meet us guys and they outnumbered us 7 to 1.

What criteria would guys give women?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Must be willing to travel to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn’t have time to write criteria, I’d be filling my boots

If I was meeting that is

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

I actually use another site, which has this reversed ratio

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't hide verifications.

Fab button removed from their photos.

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"So we all know women rule fab.

My question is, what if it was the other way round and guys ruled fab. Just imagine a world where women were desperate to meet us guys and they outnumbered us 7 to 1. "

I wood be in heaven

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"I actually use another site, which has this reversed ratio "

Ya ?

Name it or it don't exzist

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By *ornylittlesubWoman
over a year ago

Grangemouth

No, no...please dont let this ever happen! We would have fek all to piss and moan about then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So we all know women rule fab.

My question is, what if it was the other way round and guys ruled fab. Just imagine a world where women were desperate to meet us guys and they outnumbered us 7 to 1.

I wood be in heaven

"

Instead the women are in wood heaven.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I actually use another site, which has this reversed ratio

Ya ?

Name it or it don't exzist "

Fabguys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d apply the same preferences regardless of ratio. Fab hasn’t altered who I do and don’t choose to embark on cheeky shenanigans with.

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"So we all know women rule fab.

My question is, what if it was the other way round and guys ruled fab. Just imagine a world where women were desperate to meet us guys and they outnumbered us 7 to 1.

I wood be in heaven

Instead the women are in wood heaven. "

I Don't get it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bring pizza

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If men ruled fab, women would still only fuck the men they wanted to!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’d apply the same preferences regardless of ratio. Fab hasn’t altered who I do and don’t choose to embark on cheeky shenanigans with. "

Don’t spoil the ‘any pole’s a goal’ fantasy thread

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just imagine all those bulging inboxes

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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Woman don't rule Fab, no body rules Fab, you rule your own profile. We don't meet those we don't fancy regardless of gender.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’d apply the same preferences regardless of ratio. Fab hasn’t altered who I do and don’t choose to embark on cheeky shenanigans with. "

As much as we try!

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"Just imagine all those bulging inboxes "

I am.

And i wood answer evey 1.

Even if it wos just a no thanks.(un likeley) Just to be polite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just imagine all those bulging inboxes "

And all those "no reply means I'm not interested" statuses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None. I wouldn't want to meet someone that desperate that they'd start jumping through sodding hoops for me or anyone else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’d apply the same preferences regardless of ratio. Fab hasn’t altered who I do and don’t choose to embark on cheeky shenanigans with.

Don’t spoil the ‘any pole’s a goal’ fantasy thread "

Sorry. I shall remove my sensible head. Loving the ‘any pole’s a goal’ by the way. I may well steal that for future use.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just imagine all those bulging inboxes

I am.

And i wood answer evey 1.

Even if it wos just a no thanks.(un likeley) Just to be polite "

You won't say that when you're on your 1000th no thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just imagine all those bulging inboxes

And all those "no reply means I'm not interested" statuses "

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By *wisted2000Woman
over a year ago

under my rock cleethorpes


"I actually use another site, which has this reversed ratio

Ya ?

Name it or it don't exzist

Fabguys "

It’s actually (mainly) reversed on another site I know but I don’t know if the name is allowed to be posed here

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

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If it was a ratio of 1/1000 I would still only meet the Women I want to meet,

But on the fantasy fab site,

They would have to send me a short video telling me what they would do if we meet, Undressing while they do it or send me clips/pics of previous meets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't read women's nasty message such as, fancy a fuck, loads of tits pic msg.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My question is, what if it was the other way round and guys ruled fab. Just imagine a world where women were desperate to meet us guys and they outnumbered us 7 to 1.

What criteria would guys give women? "

My strict criteria would be as follows.

Must be aged bet 16 and 90.

Must weigh between 6 and 20 stone.

Must be white or black or any other colour.

Must have big or medium or small tits.

Must have any colour or length hair.

I would not budge on any of the above as im quite fussy

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

Carnt help but think of this lol

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=T5zOdCuqpBE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't think I would change my criteria at all, I don't have enough time for all the meets I would like at the moment so all that would change is there would be more women I don't have the time to meet.

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"I don't think I would change my criteria at all, I don't have enough time for all the meets I would like at the moment so all that would change is there would be more women I don't have the time to meet."

Send sum my way ill make time to meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd have a block button, and I'd learn how to use it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just one, be honest on your profile.

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"I actually use another site, which has this reversed ratio

Ya ?

Name it or it don't exzist "

You're not allowed to promote other sites in the forums Seeside

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"Just imagine all those bulging inboxes

I am.

And i wood answer evey 1.

Even if it wos just a no thanks.(un likeley) Just to be polite

You won't say that when you're on your 1000th no thanks "

Depends where you are in the country

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So we all know women rule fab. There are far more men on here then women so of course, women can make lots of choices. Some examples include 6ft plus men only, BBC only, white men only, 8inch plus only, nobody who has stated they are bi, no guys over 30 etc etc we have all seen them.

My question is, what if it was the other way round and guys ruled fab. Just imagine a world where women were desperate to meet us guys and they outnumbered us 7 to 1.

What criteria would guys give women? "

You'd soon get fed up,wading through all those faceless messages. 'Hi hun,wot u up2',,,,,,yawn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I actually use another site, which has this reversed ratio "

PM me which one please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My question is, what if it was the other way round and guys ruled fab. Just imagine a world where women were desperate to meet us guys and they outnumbered us 7 to 1.

What criteria would guys give women?

My strict criteria would be as follows.

Must be aged bet 16 and 90.

Must weigh between 6 and 20 stone.

Must be white or black or any other colour.

Must have big or medium or small tits.

Must have any colour or length hair.

I would not budge on any of the above as im quite fussy

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men on here do have their own criteria though

I've seen loads of male profiles were they specify no big women, No slim women, big/small breasts, white/black/asian/yellow playmates only etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So we all know women rule fab. There are far more men on here then women so of course, women can make lots of choices. Some examples include 6ft plus men only, BBC only, white men only, 8inch plus only, nobody who has stated they are bi, no guys over 30 etc etc we have all seen them.

My question is, what if it was the other way round and guys ruled fab. Just imagine a world where women were desperate to meet us guys and they outnumbered us 7 to 1.

What criteria would guys give women?

You'd soon get fed up,wading through all those faceless messages. 'Hi hun,wot u up2',,,,,,yawn.

"

And messages from people who don't meet your criteria asking you why your type is your type

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch


"So we all know women rule fab. There are far more men on here then women so of course, women can make lots of choices. Some examples include 6ft plus men only, BBC only, white men only, 8inch plus only, nobody who has stated they are bi, no guys over 30 etc etc we have all seen them.

My question is, what if it was the other way round and guys ruled fab. Just imagine a world where women were desperate to meet us guys and they outnumbered us 7 to 1.

What criteria would guys give women?

You'd soon get fed up,wading through all those faceless messages. 'Hi hun,wot u up2',,,,,,yawn.

And messages from people who don't meet your criteria asking you why your type is your type

"

I don't suffer that I block xxx

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Men on here do have their own criteria though

I've seen loads of male profiles were they specify no big women, No slim women, big/small breasts, white/black/asian/yellow playmates only etc"

Well, maybe not loads but I've seen quite a few. I guess it doesn't quite fit into the whole point of this thread though.

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By *anB451Man
over a year ago

Reading

"Must not be mental

Other than that...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men on here do have their own criteria though

I've seen loads of male profiles were they specify no big women, No slim women, big/small breasts, white/black/asian/yellow playmates only etc

Well, maybe not loads but I've seen quite a few. I guess it doesn't quite fit into the whole point of this thread though. "

I've seen a lot, probably more than 50% of the guys that message me have some sort of criteria on there profile and for some reason quite a few have "No big bodies" or something to that effect on their profiles as well, which is actually hilarious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So we all know women rule fab. There are far more men on here then women so of course, women can make lots of choices. Some examples include 6ft plus men only, BBC only, white men only, 8inch plus only, nobody who has stated they are bi, no guys over 30 etc etc we have all seen them.

My question is, what if it was the other way round and guys ruled fab. Just imagine a world where women were desperate to meet us guys and they outnumbered us 7 to 1.

What criteria would guys give women?

You'd soon get fed up,wading through all those faceless messages. 'Hi hun,wot u up2',,,,,,yawn.

And messages from people who don't meet your criteria asking you why your type is your type

I don't suffer that I block xxx"

I honestly need to start using my block button more.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It would just be brilliant. You girls don't no how lucky you are .

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham


"So we all know women rule fab. There are far more men on here then women so of course, women can make lots of choices. Some examples include 6ft plus men only, BBC only, white men only, 8inch plus only, nobody who has stated they are bi, no guys over 30 etc etc we have all seen them.

My question is, what if it was the other way round and guys ruled fab. Just imagine a world where women were desperate to meet us guys and they outnumbered us 7 to 1.

What criteria would guys give women? "

Tit pics compulsory with first message.

100 character limit on messages.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I actually use another site, which has this reversed ratio

PM me which one please "

For god's sake pass it on to me, stat! This is not a joke people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I actually use another site, which has this reversed ratio

PM me which one please

For god's sake pass it on to me, stat! This is not a joke people."

Mumsnet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It would just be brilliant. You girls don't no how lucky you are . "

Lucky??? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I actually use another site, which has this reversed ratio

PM me which one please

For god's sake pass it on to me, stat! This is not a joke people.

Mumsnet "

Effing brilliant, thank you. hold on though, if I join the WI I'd get cake as well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You must have a 40" inch squat booty.

18-50

Starting vagina tightness of a pinky.

The vagina must be wet and ready for entry at once.

Hair colour irrelevant but no shorter than 12".

The areole must have a diameter of no more than 1 inch.

The nipple must stick out at least 1/4".

Ass to be smooth shaven.

And finally, must have 'cat'eyes.

Applications may begin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My question is, what if it was the other way round and guys ruled fab. Just imagine a world where women were desperate to meet us guys and they outnumbered us 7 to 1.

What criteria would guys give women?

My strict criteria would be as follows.

Must be aged bet 16 and 90.

Must weigh between 6 and 20 stone.

Must be white or black or any other colour.

Must have big or medium or small tits.

Must have any colour or length hair.

I would not budge on any of the above as im quite fussy

"

Eeew you'd really fuck a 16 year old.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I actually use another site, which has this reversed ratio

Ya ?

Name it or it don't exzist "

Tv chix

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Same preference as I have now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I actually use another site, which has this reversed ratio

PM me which one please

For god's sake pass it on to me, stat! This is not a joke people.

Mumsnet

Effing brilliant, thank you. hold on though, if I join the WI I'd get cake as well. "

Them WI lot are vicious.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If blokes ruled Fab they would no longer have the need for a profile and just have “fill in later” and a close up nipple pic to be reasonably successful. Am I wrong?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If blokes ruled Fab they would no longer have the need for a profile and just have “fill in later” and a close up nipple pic to be reasonably successful. Am I wrong? "

There's profiles of ladies on here with just an eyeball as a pic, claiming to be inundated with mail from the hungry masses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If blokes ruled Fab they would no longer have the need for a profile and just have “fill in later” and a close up nipple pic to be reasonably successful. Am I wrong?

There's profiles of ladies on here with just an eyeball as a pic, claiming to be inundated with mail from the hungry masses "

Iris?

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @


"So we all know women rule fab. There are far more men on here then women so of course, women can make lots of choices. Some examples include 6ft plus men only, BBC only, white men only, 8inch plus only, nobody who has stated they are bi, no guys over 30 etc etc we have all seen them.

My question is, what if it was the other way round and guys ruled fab. Just imagine a world where women were desperate to meet us guys and they outnumbered us 7 to 1.

What criteria would guys give women? "

So you're saying us men are desperate to meet women on here? . Way to sell the male species ay lol . I'm not in the slightest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The photo verification would be of a cock pic instead of a face pic!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If blokes ruled Fab they would no longer have the need for a profile and just have “fill in later” and a close up nipple pic to be reasonably successful. Am I wrong?

There's profiles of ladies on here with just an eyeball as a pic, claiming to be inundated with mail from the hungry masses

Iris? "

No...ex pupil of a teacher I know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My question is, what if it was the other way round and guys ruled fab. Just imagine a world where women were desperate to meet us guys and they outnumbered us 7 to 1.

What criteria would guys give women?

My strict criteria would be as follows.

Must be aged bet 16 and 90.

Must weigh between 6 and 20 stone.

Must be white or black or any other colour.

Must have big or medium or small tits.

Must have any colour or length hair.

I would not budge on any of the above as im quite fussy

Eeew you'd really fuck a 16 year old. "

No but then again I wouldn't fuck a 90 year old either.

I was being sarcastic

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east


"No, no...please dont let this ever happen! We would have fek all to piss and moan about then! "

Apart from your messages being deleted without reply

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So we all know women rule fab. There are far more men on here then women so of course, women can make lots of choices. Some examples include 6ft plus men only, BBC only, white men only, 8inch plus only, nobody who has stated they are bi, no guys over 30 etc etc we have all seen them.

My question is, what if it was the other way round and guys ruled fab. Just imagine a world where women were desperate to meet us guys and they outnumbered us 7 to 1.

What criteria would guys give women? "
there is its called tinder

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


"So we all know women rule fab. There are far more men on here then women so of course, women can make lots of choices. Some examples include 6ft plus men only, BBC only, white men only, 8inch plus only, nobody who has stated they are bi, no guys over 30 etc etc we have all seen them.

My question is, what if it was the other way round and guys ruled fab. Just imagine a world where women were desperate to meet us guys and they outnumbered us 7 to 1.

What criteria would guys give women? "

Only then would a BBM exist.

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