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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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You have me today this means the rules are somewhat relaxed.

Who is in for a good dicking?

Or a coffee...whatevs

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By *ublinjonnMan
over a year ago

dublin

Im part of that club..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thats a club I belong to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me. I don't like coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not into being dicked so it would have to be a coffee

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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Anyone who is struggling to get a meet be it social or otherwise get yourself in here.

I shall endeavour to help you and offer advice

If you have had a meet in the last 30 days well then come on in too. Try and help someone out of the no meet hole.

Thanks I love you

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Me. I don't like coffee

Do you like dicking?

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I'm not into being dicked so it would have to be a coffee

You could be the dickee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's my considered opinion that some people moan about not even getting a "break the ice" social meet but when offered don't want to meet!

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Thats a club I belong to

To dick or to be dicked that is the question

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"It's my considered opinion that some people moan about not even getting a "break the ice" social meet but when offered don't want to meet!

We value all opinions here at 0 meet club.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thats a club I belong to

To dick or to be dicked that is the question "

Always to dick....

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Im part of that club..

Take a seat, arrange a meet

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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Disclaimer.

By joining this club there is no guarantee that you or anyone affliated with you will get a meet/dicking.

The OP is not Cupid, therefore cannot personally put your arrow into someone else.

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

"You have me today this means the rules are somewhat relaxed.

Who is in for a good dicking?

Or a coffee...whatevs"

I like both, win, win!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Disclaimer.

By joining this club there is no guarantee that you or anyone affliated with you will get a meet/dicking.

The OP is not Cupid, therefore cannot personally put your arrow into someone else.

Not even if it's pearl shafted?

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"You have me today this means the rules are somewhat relaxed.

Who is in for a good dicking?

Or a coffee...whatevs

I like both, win, win!

Cha ching

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Disclaimer.

By joining this club there is no guarantee that you or anyone affliated with you will get a meet/dicking.

The OP is not Cupid, therefore cannot personally put your arrow into someone else.

Not even if it's pearl shafted?

A diamond encrusted one perhaps

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

Bit of a fan of Costa..!... X

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Tea & Custard cream dunking?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t believe it’s been a month but I’ll join you all for a cuppa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not into being dicked so it would have to be a coffee

You could be the dickee"

Now that i can do

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I don’t believe it’s been a month but I’ll join you all for a cuppa "

A pale tea darling?

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

Is _eeside indisposed?

I like coffee and other things btw

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I'm not into being dicked so it would have to be a coffee

You could be the dickee

Now that i can do

Stop dicking around then

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Is _eeside indisposed?

I like coffee and other things btw

No idea. He hates it when I corrupt his club. I'll be in trouble for sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t believe it’s been a month but I’ll join you all for a cuppa

A pale tea darling? "

Yes please just as I like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fallen back in here again.

So, I have to ask, do the rules apply to just meeting someone from here? Or do I need to do the doo with them to be excluded next week?

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I don’t believe it’s been a month but I’ll join you all for a cuppa

A pale tea darling?

Yes please just as I like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not into being dicked so it would have to be a coffee

You could be the dickee

Now that i can do

Stop dicking around then

Oooft I can feel a stirring coming

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Fallen back in here again.

So, I have to ask, do the rules apply to just meeting someone from here? Or do I need to do the doo with them to be excluded next week?"

Anyone from the site social or otherwise will get your arse out of the club

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me. I don't like coffee

How are you in here? Something does not ring right with this. Whose been cancelling on you?????

Oh yeah, and coffee is a shit drink, I agree with you there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven’t had a meet for nearly 4 years. Do I qualify?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fallen back in here again.

So, I have to ask, do the rules apply to just meeting someone from here? Or do I need to do the doo with them to be excluded next week?

Anyone from the site social or otherwise will get your arse out of the club "

Meeting purely socially tomorrow with two people. So that will be me exiting for a month

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

"Is _eeside indisposed?

I like coffee and other things btw

No idea. He hates it when I corrupt his club. I'll be in trouble for sure "

*Moonwalks out of the thread so as not to be painted as a trouble maker*

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Me. I don't like coffee

How are you in here? Something does not ring right with this. Whose been cancelling on you?????

Oh yeah, and coffee is a shit drink, I agree with you there"

I'm glad your horse is tied up outside.

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Is _eeside indisposed?

I like coffee and other things btw

No idea. He hates it when I corrupt his club. I'll be in trouble for sure

*Moonwalks out of the thread so as not to be painted as a trouble maker*

I knew you were trouble when you moonwalked in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do enjoy a nice fresh coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is _eeside indisposed?

I like coffee and other things btw

No idea. He hates it when I corrupt his club. I'll be in trouble for sure

*Moonwalks out of the thread so as not to be painted as a trouble maker*

I like being in trouble

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

"Is _eeside indisposed?

I like coffee and other things btw

No idea. He hates it when I corrupt his club. I'll be in trouble for sure

*Moonwalks out of the thread so as not to be painted as a trouble maker*

I like being in trouble

So do I, I just don’t like anyone to know about it

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Bloomin coffee addicted perverts

Tea tea tea!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is _eeside indisposed?

I like coffee and other things btw

No idea. He hates it when I corrupt his club. I'll be in trouble for sure

*Moonwalks out of the thread so as not to be painted as a trouble maker*

I like being in trouble

So do I, I just don’t like anyone to know about it

Oh for me it depends on the consequences

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

"Is _eeside indisposed?

I like coffee and other things btw

No idea. He hates it when I corrupt his club. I'll be in trouble for sure

*Moonwalks out of the thread so as not to be painted as a trouble maker*

I knew you were trouble when you moonwalked in. "

Took me a second...

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

Morning everyone

I've just woke up. The joys of late shift work.

And thank you Miss.honey for starting the club

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in. But only for another 7 hours and 45 minutes

(Not that I’m counting)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am in every week. I will put on the kettle, anyone near alicante?

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Morning everyone

I've just woke up. The joys of late shift work.

And thank you Miss.honey for starting the club

Welcome. I didn't do anything bad

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I’m in. But only for another 7 hours and 45 minutes

(Not that I’m counting)"

Tea with your nan doesnt count

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wouldnt mind a good old shag

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"Morning everyone

I've just woke up. The joys of late shift work.

And thank you Miss.honey for starting the club

Welcome. I didn't do anything bad "

Don't no haven't looked .

I can take over from hear if you want

if your happy i can let this 1 be your thread today ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I haven’t had a meet for nearly 4 years. Do I qualify?"

Beyond hope methinks

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

I qualify for this club, for either Rule 1 or Rule 2, and would love to meet up, for a social or 'whatevs'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m in. But only for another 7 hours and 45 minutes

(Not that I’m counting)

Tea with your nan doesnt count "

That’s a nice shade with green you’re wearing

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

Anyone like to meet for a drink in Margate

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Morning everyone

I've just woke up. The joys of late shift work.

And thank you Miss.honey for starting the club

Welcome. I didn't do anything bad

Don't no haven't looked .

I can take over from hear if you want

if your happy i can let this 1 be your thread today ?"

Oh I'll do it, you have a brew and watch the magic happen

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I’m in. But only for another 7 hours and 45 minutes

(Not that I’m counting)

Tea with your nan doesnt count

That’s a nice shade with green you’re wearing "

Thanks. Your dad thought so too.

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"wouldnt mind a good old shag

How old?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"wouldnt mind a good old shag

How old? "

20+

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By *unshine05Man
over a year ago

Sherborne

I'm in that club 0 meets

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"Morning everyone

I've just woke up. The joys of late shift work.

And thank you Miss.honey for starting the club

Welcome. I didn't do anything bad

Don't no haven't looked .

I can take over from hear if you want

if your happy i can let this 1 be your thread today ?

Oh I'll do it, you have a brew and watch the magic happen "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning all...thought I'd pop my head into the room..i prefer tea!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going out for a walk in Leeds town centre around 1230. Fresh air steps and chat..who fancies it? My shout

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep am still a member

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m in. But only for another 7 hours and 45 minutes

(Not that I’m counting)

Tea with your nan doesnt count

That’s a nice shade with green you’re wearing

Thanks. Your dad thought so too."

Meeting you is what probably drove him to suicide

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I’m in. But only for another 7 hours and 45 minutes

(Not that I’m counting)

Tea with your nan doesnt count

That’s a nice shade with green you’re wearing

Thanks. Your dad thought so too.

Meeting you is what probably drove him to suicide "

Because he knew he would never be able to get better.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m in. But only for another 7 hours and 45 minutes

(Not that I’m counting)

Tea with your nan doesnt count

That’s a nice shade with green you’re wearing

Thanks. Your dad thought so too.

Meeting you is what probably drove him to suicide

Because he knew he would never be able to get better. "

Sure, we’ll go with that, just to save feelings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm part of this club as well... Not through want of trying though.

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"Disclaimer.

By joining this club there is no guarantee that you or anyone affliated with you will get a meet/dicking.

The OP is not Cupid, therefore cannot personally put your arrow into someone else.

Lol can i nik this ^^^^ for 0 meet club

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By *acksmith22Man
over a year ago

cannock

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fallen back in here again.

So, I have to ask, do the rules apply to just meeting someone from here? Or do I need to do the doo with them to be excluded next week?

Anyone from the site social or otherwise will get your arse out of the club

Meeting purely socially tomorrow with two people. So that will be me exiting for a month"

Well done, mate.

feels a bit like a social desert this side of the M62!

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Disclaimer.

By joining this club there is no guarantee that you or anyone affliated with you will get a meet/dicking.

The OP is not Cupid, therefore cannot personally put your arrow into someone else.

Lol can i nik this ^^^^ for 0 meet club

Yes you can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No meets, no messages, not even any profile views. Surely that qualifies me for the club?

P.S Could i have hot chocolate instead of tea and coffee? Ta muchly.

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"Fallen back in here again.

So, I have to ask, do the rules apply to just meeting someone from here? Or do I need to do the doo with them to be excluded next week?

Anyone from the site social or otherwise will get your arse out of the club

Meeting purely socially tomorrow with two people. So that will be me exiting for a month

Well done, mate.

feels a bit like a social desert this side of the M62!

Lmao! You should try being at the Northern end of the M6!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a member of the club. Possibly even CAO!

Getting jackets made if anyone's interested!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

It's been a while for me so I'm in . As long as the designated tea maker doesn't put the milk in first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not alone?

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By *lue NarwhalMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

Wednesday again already and still no meets..

Next Saturday is looking good though.. feeling hopeful..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm always in for coffee...

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By *oul BrothaMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy far far away

I could do a hot chocolate or give a good dicking.

Is the bar open yet?

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By *wo4FemCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

We're in. Any ladies fancy meeting up with us for a social drink and chat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyway, anybody up for coffee or drink social either side of bridge just message, free early evenings most days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Disclaimer.

By joining this club there is no guarantee that you or anyone affliated with you will get a meet/dicking.

The OP is not Cupid, therefore cannot personally put your arrow into someone else.

Sod that then! I already had my knickers round me knees when I saw your disclaimer.

Time wasters *mumble grumble*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm slowly slipping back to this club, but heard the rules where relaxed so thought I'd slip in the backdoor for a mingle. Hope y'all don't mind!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A club i fit well into

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd better stick to coffee, my dicking implement is a bit rusty from lack of use.

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

No one want a drink in Margate ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See you all next week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel I need to triple check;

Does this mean that if it is a purely social meet and it is made abundantly clear there is no interest, that you are excluded from the threads? I honestly did nothing wrong, other than apparently not be good enough, as heartbreaking as that may be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't believe I'm going to post this but is there any point of this club anymore? Has anybody actually got a meet out of it, I really hope so but evidence isn't great, I'm sad to say.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m a member I think but I’m wearing jeans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't believe I'm going to post this but is there any point of this club anymore? Has anybody actually got a meet out of it, I really hope so but evidence isn't great, I'm sad to say.

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I havent, but it is a fun club to be in and the replys we get

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"I feel I need to triple check;

The hole point of 0 meet club is to find and get a meet.

Even if its just a social it shood still give you that mutch needed very.

And if that social meet Leeds to Mor meets then that is a bonus.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

The hole point of 0 meet club "

Best typo ever Seeside

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"Can't believe I'm going to post this but is there any point of this club anymore? Has anybody actually got a meet out of it, I really hope so but evidence isn't great, I'm sad to say.

I've never had a meet from it and its my club

but i no it has worked in the parst with sum so don't give up.

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

The hole point of 0 meet club

Best typo ever Seeside

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By *orkie321bWoman
over a year ago

Nottingham

The hole point of 0 meet club

Best typo ever Seeside

Don't be annoyed Seeside, it really is just a case of your way of spelling gives the phrase a funny meaning.

I read it as what you intended it to mean because I'm used to reading your posts on here and always understand them.

The word hole can be written differently and have different meanings. Your way of writing it has the same meaning as in the phrase "any hole is a goal"

Keep smiling Seeside, you rock

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"Can't believe I'm going to post this but is there any point of this club anymore? Has anybody actually got a meet out of it, I really hope so but evidence isn't great, I'm sad to say.

I’ve not had a meet from this club either, or a message even lol! But you never know who is lurking

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

The hole point of 0 meet club

Best typo ever Seeside

Don't be annoyed Seeside, it really is just a case of your way of spelling gives the phrase a funny meaning.

I read it as what you intended it to mean because I'm used to reading your posts on here and always understand them.

The word hole can be written differently and have different meanings. Your way of writing it has the same meaning as in the phrase "any hole is a goal"

Keep smiling Seeside, you rock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't believe I'm going to post this but is there any point of this club anymore? Has anybody actually got a meet out of it, I really hope so but evidence isn't great, I'm sad to say.

I havent, but it is a fun club to be in and the replys we get

Speak for yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The hole point of 0 meet club

Best typo ever Seeside

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't believe I'm going to post this but is there any point of this club anymore? Has anybody actually got a meet out of it, I really hope so but evidence isn't great, I'm sad to say.

I've never had a meet from it and its my club

but i no it has worked in the parst with sum so don't give up."

Just feeling a bit jaded about it that's all, can't seem to give a social meet away!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oi...

If you cancel the club where are we all going to meet

Stick with it seaside... we all feel like that at times but you brighten up the forums and help make them a fun place.

And who knows what tomorrow might bring ...

Hang in there it will be worth it one day

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