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"Well I wasn't expecting to hit 175 before 10am! Boooooom Carrying on from LaceyandSam.... Nope, I've not had my first orgasm as a 40 year old yet. it will change!"Happy orgasm princess | |||
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"They only get better now x  "Jackpot! | |||
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"Such an attention seeker " Moi? 
Fuck yeah!! | |||
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"Thank god, thought I’d missed out thread closed before I could say have a ‘shit’ today
Sorry not funny, happy 40th "Already had one
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"Well I wasn't expecting to hit 175 before 10am! Boooooom Carrying on from LaceyandSam.... Nope, I've not had my first orgasm as a 40 year old yet. it will change!
Happy orgasm princess "I'd better top the leccy up for my wand power consumption  | |||
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"Thank god, thought I’d missed out thread closed before I could say have a ‘shit’ today
Sorry not funny, happy 40th
Already had one
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"Well I wasn't expecting to hit 175 before 10am! Boooooom Carrying on from LaceyandSam.... Nope, I've not had my first orgasm as a 40 year old yet. it will change!
Happy orgasm princess
I'd better top the leccy up for my wand power consumption "Our lights just flickered!!! We know what your doing | |||
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"Such an attention seeker Moi?
Fuck yeah!! "You are a princess. 3 parties is not enough | |||
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"Hope you have a very happy birthday you lil poop nugget you "You will regret that you know. | |||
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"Thank god, thought I’d missed out thread closed before I could say have a ‘shit’ today
Sorry not funny, happy 40th
Already had one
Your birthday is complete "I've just got back up from my nap. | |||
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"Such an attention seeker Moi?
Fuck yeah!!
You are a princess. 3 parties is not enough "This is true! To quote the mask P A R T Y? coz I gottaaaaaaa | |||
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"Hope you have a very happy birthday you lil poop nugget you "Well fuck me d*unk and look what the cat dragged in!! I feel honoured lord thunderclinker shit stain of turdsville | |||
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"Hope you have a very happy birthday you lil poop nugget you
You will regret that you know. " | |||
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"Happy birthday, have a good day x"Been waiting for this a whole year shag, patience was key | |||
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"Happy birthday Peachxx " Wanking you muchly | |||
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"Hope you have a very happy birthday you lil poop nugget you
You will regret that you know.
"You do it with so much more finesse. | |||
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" Nope, I've not had my first orgasm as a 40 year old yet." Thats your own fault  | |||
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"Happy birthday xx" Thank you | |||
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"Hope you have a very happy birthday you lil poop nugget you
You will regret that you know.
You do it with so much more finesse."I is a common bird innit. I shit you not if I were an actual bird I'd be a fucking pigeon | |||
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"Happy birthday to you Happy birthday " Oh how you have made me cry today! The happiest of happy tears. They keep coming you know  | |||
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"Hope you have a very happy birthday you lil poop nugget you
You will regret that you know.
You do it with so much more finesse.
I is a common bird innit. I shit you not if I were an actual bird I'd be a fucking pigeon "Better than being a seagull | |||
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" Nope, I've not had my first orgasm as a 40 year old yet. Thats your own fault "I got the snots. Not my fault  | |||
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"My boobs are celebrating with you too x "You could rest them on my head
Thank you xx | |||
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"happy birthday "Thank you Banny, where's me sandwich? | |||
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"Hope you have a very happy birthday you lil poop nugget you
You will regret that you know.
You do it with so much more finesse.
I is a common bird innit. I shit you not if I were an actual bird I'd be a fucking pigeon
Better than being a seagull " | |||
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"Happy birthday to you Happy birthday Oh how you have made me cry today! The happiest of happy tears. They keep coming you know "You have another week or more yet | |||
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"happy birthday
Thank you Banny, where's me sandwich?
"cheese one ? | |||
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" Nope, I've not had my first orgasm as a 40 year old yet. Thats your own fault
I got the snots. Not my fault"I've already told you I'll come and rub vicks on your chest x | |||
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"Happy birthday to you Happy birthday Oh how you have made me cry today! The happiest of happy tears. They keep coming you know
You have another week or more yet "Woooohooooooo | |||
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"happy birthday
Thank you Banny, where's me sandwich?
cheese one ? "As long as it ain't nob cheese  | |||
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" Nope, I've not had my first orgasm as a 40 year old yet. Thats your own fault
I got the snots. Not my fault
I've already told you I'll come and rub vicks on your chest x "Vicks? | |||
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"Happy birthday peach x" Thank you xxxx | |||
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"Happy Birthday oh peachy one "Cheers beaut xxxx | |||
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"Has the cake been cut yet? Did I miss it? " I have cupcakes | |||
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"happy birthday
Thank you Banny, where's me sandwich?
cheese one ?
As long as it ain't nob cheese "nope I am always ship shape and tidy down there | |||
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"Fuck me, it's like an oscars speech.... " | |||
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"Fuck me, it's like an oscars speech.... "I ain't even started | |||
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"Fuck me, it's like an oscars speech....
I ain't even started "Can I make a pot of tea and settle in first? | |||
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"Fuck me, it's like an oscars speech....
I ain't even started
Can I make a pot of tea and settle in first? "Yep, I need a wee anyway | |||
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"Fuck me, it's like an oscars speech....
I ain't even started
Can I make a pot of tea and settle in first?
Yep, I need a wee anyway "You're a diamond  | |||
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"Are you suitable tiddly yet? "Not yet. I will be later | |||
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"So... I got... 3 bunches of flowers A wonderful mug Friends joining me on nights out Make up (including one eyeshadow pallete called "unicorns are real") Scent burny things Cupcakes Modern warfare 2 (my fave game ever) Black ops 2 Chocolates Keyring Badge as big as my head Dog snuggles Cards And lots and lots of love from you lot. My son may have forgotten and ordered my prezzie yesterday but he messaged this morning and I'm expecting him to call in about half an hour when he's out of work. I'm a happy peach. " Result! I got a brats doll and a candle for my 40th | |||
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"So... I got... 3 bunches of flowers A wonderful mug Friends joining me on nights out Make up (including one eyeshadow pallete called "unicorns are real") Scent burny things Cupcakes Modern warfare 2 (my fave game ever) Black ops 2 Chocolates Keyring Badge as big as my head Dog snuggles Cards And lots and lots of love from you lot. My son may have forgotten and ordered my prezzie yesterday but he messaged this morning and I'm expecting him to call in about half an hour when he's out of work. I'm a happy peach. " You forgot the privilege of perving my friends only pics
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"Happy birthday Princess  "Ta very muchly | |||
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"So... I got... 3 bunches of flowers A wonderful mug Friends joining me on nights out Make up (including one eyeshadow pallete called "unicorns are real") Scent burny things Cupcakes Modern warfare 2 (my fave game ever) Black ops 2 Chocolates Keyring Badge as big as my head Dog snuggles Cards And lots and lots of love from you lot. My son may have forgotten and ordered my prezzie yesterday but he messaged this morning and I'm expecting him to call in about half an hour when he's out of work. I'm a happy peach. Result! I got a brats doll and a candle for my 40th " It's coz I wasn't around. You'll be getting a handmade gift for your next prezzie. Now, what can I make out of loo roll tubes? | |||
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"bet I can whoop your peachy bum on the playstation peach "I'm normally an Xbox bird, so as soon as I've got the hang of this controller it's on! | |||
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"bet I can whoop your peachy bum on the playstation peach
I'm normally an Xbox bird, so as soon as I've got the hang of this controller it's on!"bring it I say | |||
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"My boobs are celebrating with you too x
You could rest them on my head
Thank you xx"We'll have to test that out next time I'm home! | |||
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"My boobs are celebrating with you too x
You could rest them on my head
Thank you xx
We'll have to test that out next time I'm home! "For sure, you might still need to bend down a bit though | |||
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"So... I got... 3 bunches of flowers A wonderful mug Friends joining me on nights out Make up (including one eyeshadow pallete called "unicorns are real") Scent burny things Cupcakes Modern warfare 2 (my fave game ever) Black ops 2 Chocolates Keyring Badge as big as my head Dog snuggles Cards And lots and lots of love from you lot. My son may have forgotten and ordered my prezzie yesterday but he messaged this morning and I'm expecting him to call in about half an hour when he's out of work. I'm a happy peach. You forgot the privilege of perving my friends only pics
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"My boobs are celebrating with you too x
You could rest them on my head
Thank you xx
We'll have to test that out next time I'm home!
For sure, you might still need to bend down a bit though "I'm getting used to that | |||
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"My boobs are celebrating with you too x
You could rest them on my head
Thank you xx
We'll have to test that out next time I'm home!
For sure, you might still need to bend down a bit though
I'm getting used to that "That's proper made me chuckle | |||
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"Thank you all, I must say I feel truly blessed to have such wonderful, loving, considerate friends. There are a few people who have made this birthday so amazingly special. I've shed a tear or hundred today. Special mentions must be made to SJ, Cakie Pie, Ms Lovin, Loof, Fuzz and the best friend a commoner like me could ever hope to come across in her lifetime.... Miss.Honey You are closer to me than my own sister, you make me smile every single day. There is no judgement between us, simply support, encouragement and a clip round the ear when necessary. You keep me grounded yet give me the wings to fly. I'm proud of you every damn day, you're a force of nature and genuinely fill my heart with joy. Love you I do. Ya cunt. " Oh you absolute baller. You have made my cry. Xxx | |||
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