FabSwingers.com forum: 12 Christmas wishes

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

To the tune of 12 days of Christmas.

Over the twelve days of Christmas I want Fab to send to meeeeeee......,

Daytime-delight dry humping

An orgy where I jump in

Lady Licks legs

Roxianne and a bed

A morn' with Shortish Blonde

Miss SJ all day long

A smile from HappySquirell

Meli ....eventually....Rings

Just jo's rear end

Autumn and a friend

A HighHeels booby hug

and a big snog from gorgeous MsV.

Can you re-write some Xmas ditties?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To the tune of 12 days of Christmas.

Over the twelve days of Christmas I want Fab to send to meeeeeee......,

Daytime-delight dry humping

An orgy where I jump in

Lady Licks legs

Roxianne and a bed

A morn' with Shortish Blonde

Miss SJ all day long

A smile from HappySquirell

Meli ....eventually....Rings

Just jo's rear end

Autumn and a friend

A HighHeels booby hug

and a big snog from gorgeous MsV.

Can you re-write some Xmas ditties? "

Ace jolly well done I am havi g a thunk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

O cum all ye fabbers,

Balls full and quite rampant

Cum ye, O cum ye

To the forum

Cum and adorn thee

Horny fallen angels

O cum let us adorn thee

O cum let us adorn three

O cum let us adorn thee

With a few full loads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bah Humbug!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To the tune of 12 days of Christmas.

Over the twelve days of Christmas I want Fab to send to meeeeeee......,

Daytime-delight dry humping

An orgy where I jump in

Lady Licks legs

Roxianne and a bed

A morn' with Shortish Blonde

Miss SJ all day long

A smile from HappySquirell

Meli ....eventually....Rings

Just jo's rear end

Autumn and a friend

A HighHeels booby hug

and a big snog from gorgeous MsV.

Can you re-write some Xmas ditties? "

Haha that's brilliant. Enjoying being the twelfth day

I'll have a think but not sure I could top your Xmas ditty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1 Christmas snog

2 turkeys gobbling

3 cream pies

4 guys in kilts

5 gold cock rings

6 bare bums

7 gangbangs squirting

8 hard cocks

9 girls a milking

10 rampant rabbits

11 kinky fookers

And 12 naked fab party

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Bump. (I wish

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Oh Bee, you know I'll eventually come a knockin', for a good cockin'! Nice poem.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Good fabqueen Honey looked out

On the fuckfeast of fabbers

When the bodies lay round about

Deep and naked and bareback

Brightly shone the moon that night

Though the forum was cruel

When a poor man came inside

Gath'ring wrath from fools

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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O little forum of Faaaaaaab

How still we hear thee lie

Above thy deep and fruitless weep

As so may pass you by

Yet in thy dark corners lurking

The everlasting Light

The hopes and fears of all the queers

Are coming in thee tonight

For Christ sake stop your moaning

And gather all around

While vanillas sleep, the fabangels keep

Their watch of nocturnal love

In morning we come together

Proclaim the sex we had

And praise to God oh yes oh god

And perv the hot men on earth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If MisterBee was to come&visit me

He would sample the delights and pleasure of thee

But alas I've over his age limit and un sexy to he

So il perv at his pics and giggle at his posts

And think we'll sod you

I'm a very good host

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If MisterBee was to come&visit me

He would sample the delights and pleasure of thee

But alas I've over his age limit and un sexy to he

So il perv at his pics and giggle at his posts

And think we'll sod you

I'm a very good host

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

This is one I wrote and posted on the forums a couple of years ago. To be sung to the tune of Winter Wonderland...

Sat on the lav, bell end glistening

You take a pic, of dick a-stiffening

Not a beautiful sight

As you're havin' a shite

Walking in Fab Swingers Wonderland

Profile's shit, you message some birds

Attach a pic, with just a few words

"Hi and here is my schlong."

Now just what could go wrong?

Walking in Fab Swingers Wonderland

You're just a weirdo looking for a blow man

One more guy who wants to fuck around

You'll say you're not married

When you are man

You log on when your wife is out of town

Later on, it transpires

That it's men, you desire

But don't be afraid

You'll now easily get laid

Walking in Fab Swingers Wonderland

In a meadow you'll put on a show man

With someone who's arse you're gonna pound

Bum fun with a bloke that you don't know man

You'll even give a cheeky reach around

When he blows, ain't it thrilling

And then you know, you'll need drilling

With your bollocks he'll play, in a Fab-straight kinda way

Walking in Fab Swingers Wonderland

Walking in Fab Swingers Wonderland!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"O little forum of Faaaaaaab

How still we hear thee lie

Above thy deep and fruitless weep

As so may pass you by

Yet in thy dark corners lurking

The everlasting Light

The hopes and fears of all the queers

Are coming in thee tonight

For Christ sake stop your moaning

And gather all around

While vanillas sleep, the fabangels keep

Their watch of nocturnal love

In morning we come together

Proclaim the sex we had

And praise to God oh yes oh god

And perv the hot men on earth"

haha. I missed this before

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Single guys, single guys, single all the way

Oh what fun it is to deride, when they are turned away

Mailing through the site, in a most expectant way

After the girls they go, for a roll in the hay

No reply, no nothing, not even a bite

All because their profile is shite

Oh single guys, single guys, single all the way

Oh what fun it is to deride, when they are turned away

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"O little forum of Faaaaaaab

How still we hear thee lie

Above thy deep and fruitless weep

As so may pass you by

Yet in thy dark corners lurking

The everlasting Light

The hopes and fears of all the queers

Are coming in thee tonight

For Christ sake stop your moaning

And gather all around

While vanillas sleep, the fabangels keep

Their watch of nocturnal love

In morning we come together

Proclaim the sex we had

And praise to God oh yes oh god

And perv the hot men on earth

haha. I missed this before

You are welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last Christmas, I signed up to fab.

But the very next day creeps scared me away.

This year, to get through the fear.

I'll put myself into stealth mode.

After Christmas, I came back to fab.

I had learned what to say to keep the creeps at bay.

Yes dear, Im glad I was here.

You certainly made me feel special.

Bums bitten and sore thighs.

Its been a good year.

Im glad I met that guy.

Tell me, baby

Did you verify me?

Tell them to treat me right,

Make sure they satisfy me.

(Merry Christmas!) I wrote a mail and sent it.

It just "FAF" but we both knew that I meant it

You wrote me back saying you were keen.

So darling kiss me now.

And we can be naughty again.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Last Christmas, I signed up to fab.

But the very next day creeps scared me away.

This year, to get through the fear.

I'll put myself into stealth mode.

After Christmas, I came back to fab.

I had learned what to say to keep the creeps at bay.

Yes dear, Im glad I was here.

You certainly made me feel special.

Bums bitten and sore thighs.

Its been a good year.

Im glad I met that guy.

Tell me, baby

Did you verify me?

Tell them to treat me right,

Make sure they satisfy me.

(Merry Christmas!) I wrote a mail and sent it.

It just "FAF" but we both knew that I meant it

You wrote me back saying you were keen.

So darling kiss me now.

And we can be naughty again.

Genius.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I don't want a lot for Christmas

Please don't ask if I want to breed

I don't care about the cockshots

No babycakes I am not free

I just want to chance my luck

More than just a random fuck

Make my wish come true

All I want for Christmas is you.

I don't want a lot for Christmas

There is just one thing I need

And I don't care to much for fabs

So I won't beg you to fab me

I don't want to snag my stockings

When I climb upon your face

Kiss me now and make me happy

Let me gush at your place

I just want you for my own

More than you could ever know

Make my wish come true

All I want for Christmas is you

You, baby

Oh, I won't ask for much this Christmas

I won't even wish for a blow

And I'm just gonna keep on wretching

At that birds camel toe

I'll make a hotlist and send it

On the thread to see if they pick

Me above all those others guys

Because I have a magic dick

'Cause I just want you here tonight

Fill me up I'm so tight

What more can I do?

Baby, all I want for Christmas is you

Fuck me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haribo and Blowjobs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 15/11/17 16:12:15]

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

MsHoney. Can I book you for my Christmas do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looks like one of your christmas wishes is coming early for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Single guys, single guys, single all the way

Oh what fun it is to deride, when they are turned away

Mailing through the site, in a most expectant way

After the girls they go, for a roll in the hay

No reply, no nothing, not even a bite

All because their profile is shite

Oh single guys, single guys, single all the way

Oh what fun it is to deride, when they are turned away"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Last Christmas, I signed up to fab.

But the very next day creeps scared me away.

This year, to get through the fear.

I'll put myself into stealth mode.

After Christmas, I came back to fab.

I had learned what to say to keep the creeps at bay.

Yes dear, Im glad I was here.

You certainly made me feel special.

Bums bitten and sore thighs.

Its been a good year.

Im glad I met that guy.

Tell me, baby

Did you verify me?

Tell them to treat me right,

Make sure they satisfy me.

(Merry Christmas!) I wrote a mail and sent it.

It just "FAF" but we both knew that I meant it

You wrote me back saying you were keen.

So darling kiss me now.

And we can be naughty again.

Love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear Santa please be kind

I know I've been a naughty girl

With cock on my

mind

I only want to lick,tease and suck

Surely I'm not asking for to much

Il ride him hard and make him cum

In between drinking spiced rum

So please Santa hear my plea

And send me a guy or maybe three

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"MsHoney. Can I book you for my Christmas do?

Sure. Send me message

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucking around the Christmas Tree

at the Christmas day orgy

mistletoe hung where you can see

Every single guy tries to be

Fucking around the Christmas Tree

Let the Christmas spirit ring

Later we'll have some hot creampie

and we'll do some barebacking

You will get that all familiar feeling

When you hear, voices singing

" spank my backside ; suck my cock, jump on and ride!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To the tune of 'Let it snow'

Oh the forumites are delightful,

ladies give us all an eyeful.

If they want to give men a blow,

won't say no, won't say no, won't say no.

Whingers show no signs of stopping,

blood vessels in their minds a popping.

Everybody they mail says no,

what a blow, what a blow, what a blow.

If you finally get a kiss goodnight,

from lips oh so wet and so warm.

Go and slip your cock somewhere tight,

but beware that her name isn't Norm'.

Oh my dignity is slowly dying,

When I found that she was lying.

I wondered why the voice was low,

it's a bloke, it's a bloke, it's a bloke.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Looks like one of your christmas wishes is coming early for me

Comes true for someone else...go figure

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"To the tune of 'Let it snow'

Oh the forumites are delightful,

ladies give us all an eyeful.

If they want to give men a blow,

won't say no, won't say no, won't say no.

Whingers show no signs of stopping,

blood vessels in their minds a popping.

Everybody they mail says no,

what a blow, what a blow, what a blow.

If you finally get a kiss goodnight,

from lips oh so wet and so warm.

Go and slip your cock somewhere tight,

but beware that her name isn't Norm'.

Oh my dignity is slowly dying,

When I found that she was lying.

I wondered why the voice was low,

it's a bloke, it's a bloke, it's a bloke.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Jingle bells my ballsack swells

At the thought of you

You can't meet for another week

And now they're going blue

My heart sank so I had a wank

Looking at pics of you

Hand round my cock but had to block

I realised your name is Stu.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some talented lyricists here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

To the tune of silent night

A fabulous night,

she was so tight

I pushed in

Her lovely Quim

I pulled her onto my big shlong

I was excited I didn't last long

Came in her long blonde hair.....

....I aimed for her derrière.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

While Misterbee watched his flock (of females) by night, all spreadeagled on the ground...

That's all i've got....

Mwah! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jingle bells my ballsack swells

At the thought of you

You can't meet for another week

And now they're going blue

My heart sank so I had a wank

Looking at pics of you

Hand round my cock but had to block

I realised your name is Stu.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't want a lot for Christmas

Please don't ask if I want to breed

I don't care about the cockshots

No babycakes I am not free

I just want to chance my luck

More than just a random fuck

Make my wish come true

All I want for Christmas is you.

I don't want a lot for Christmas

There is just one thing I need

And I don't care to much for fabs

So I won't beg you to fab me

I don't want to snag my stockings

When I climb upon your face

Kiss me now and make me happy

Let me gush at your place

I just want you for my own

More than you could ever know

Make my wish come true

All I want for Christmas is you

You, baby

Oh, I won't ask for much this Christmas

I won't even wish for a blow

And I'm just gonna keep on wretching

At that birds camel toe

I'll make a hotlist and send it

On the thread to see if they pick

Me above all those others guys

Because I have a magic dick

'Cause I just want you here tonight

Fill me up I'm so tight

What more can I do?

Baby, all I want for Christmas is you

Fuck me

Is it wrong that I am wandering around the house singing these

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Is it wrong that I am wandering around the house singing these

Just don't sing them in work.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

White Christmas.

I'm dreaming of coffee social

Just talking, flirting to and fro.

Where she's reminiscing,

as I sit and listen.

Hoping she's up for a suck and blow!

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

Awwwww... I didn't make the 12 days wishlist...

Always the bauble... Never the star...

Here's my ditty anyway...

Cum he told me

(with a smack on my bum)

Squirt on my face for me

(with a smack on my bum)

I want to eat your quim

(and he smacked on my bum)

Before I fuck you again

(and he smacked on my bum)

And then he smiled at me

(and caressed my bum)

Another carol completely ruined

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Awwwww... I didn't make the 12 days wishlist...

Always the bauble... Never the star...

Here's my ditty anyway...

Cum he told me

(with a smack on my bum)

Squirt on my face for me

(with a smack on my bum)

I want to eat your quim

(and he smacked on my bum)

Before I fuck you again

(and he smacked on my bum)

And then he smiled at me

(and caressed my bum)

Another carol completely ruined

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

To the tune of deck the halls.

She licked my balls her name was Holly

As we sat in the back of my car

My cock was limp so I used my brolly.

I didn't think she'd enjoy a rolled cigar

I called Tricia I called Carol

Can we all meet, you don't live far?

Fucking each other all hot and sweaty

When I should be practicing playing my guitar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

These are all brilliant. I have been trying to come up with one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"These are all brilliant. I have been trying to come up with one

I've been trying to cum over anyone.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"These are all brilliant. I have been trying to come up with one

I've been trying to cum over anyone.

Have you still got the horn?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Little penis little penis

I wish you would grow

Got to keep on tugging away with your precious load

Been a long time, little penis, through the lonely nights.

Dont give up now, little penis ,

A vagina is in sight

Empty those balls tonight

Stubbydick, stubbydick

Fill up that vag tonight

Micropenis,micropenis

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"These are all brilliant. I have been trying to come up with one

I've been trying to cum over anyone.

Have you still got the horn?

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"These are all brilliant. I have been trying to come up with one

I've been trying to cum over anyone.

Have you still got the horn?

Your poor pride and joy must be ready to explode. A blow job now could result in death. The force when you ejaculate would launch the poor woman into next year

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

A day with a stranger,

In a Travelodge bed,

If the room has an armchair,

It's a place to give head.

Just kneel on the carpet,

A pillow beneath,

Coax a penis to hardness,

Just be careful of teeth.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"A day with a stranger,

In a Travelodge bed,

If the room has an armchair,

It's a place to give head.

Just kneel on the carpet,

A pillow beneath,

Coax a penis to hardness,

Just be careful of teeth."

Such an angelic voice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A day with a stranger,

In a Travelodge bed,

If the room has an armchair,

It's a place to give head.

Just kneel on the carpet,

A pillow beneath,

Coax a penis to hardness,

Just be careful of teeth."

Can't wait to see that as a TV advert

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

Cum, she told me,

Right up her bum bum

Like some porn thing she'd seen,

Pa rum pum pum pum

The finest lube I bring

Pa rum pum pum pum

A play before spunking

Right up her bum bum

I'm gonna cum cum cum cum

Pa rum pum pum pum

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A day with a stranger,

In a Travelodge bed,

If the room has an armchair,

It's a place to give head.

Just kneel on the carpet,

A pillow beneath,

Coax a penis to hardness,

Just be careful of teeth."

I love this one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we do the voices thread again, using these for the clips?

It'd be amazeballs.

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By *exymidscouple2017Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Last Christmas, I signed up to fab.

But the very next day creeps scared me away.

This year, to get through the fear.

I'll put myself into stealth mode.

After Christmas, I came back to fab.

I had learned what to say to keep the creeps at bay.

Yes dear, Im glad I was here.

You certainly made me feel special.

Bums bitten and sore thighs.

Its been a good year.

Im glad I met that guy.

Tell me, baby

Did you verify me?

Tell them to treat me right,

Make sure they satisfy me.

(Merry Christmas!) I wrote a mail and sent it.

It just "FAF" but we both knew that I meant it

You wrote me back saying you were keen.

So darling kiss me now.

And we can be naughty again.

That's brilliant

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By *exymidscouple2017Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham

"To the tune of 12 days of Christmas.

Over the twelve days of Christmas I want Fab to send to meeeeeee......,

Daytime-delight dry humping

An orgy where I jump in

Lady Licks legs

Roxianne and a bed

A morn' with Shortish Blonde

Miss SJ all day long

A smile from HappySquirell

Meli ....eventually....Rings

Just jo's rear end

Autumn and a friend

A HighHeels booby hug

and a big snog from gorgeous MsV.

Can you re-write some Xmas ditties? "

You're too talented.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To the tune of 12 days of Christmas.

Over the twelve days of Christmas I want Fab to send to meeeeeee......,

Daytime-delight dry humping

An orgy where I jump in

Lady Licks legs

Roxianne and a bed

A morn' with Shortish Blonde

Miss SJ all day long

A smile from HappySquirell

Meli ....eventually....Rings

Just jo's rear end

Autumn and a friend

A HighHeels booby hug

and a big snog from gorgeous MsV.

Can you re-write some Xmas ditties?

Haha that's brilliant. Enjoying being the twelfth day

I'll have a think but not sure I could top your Xmas ditty. "

And there was me thinking MsV was moi. #guttednow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wasn't even on the list

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wasn't even on the list

There's another 16 verses. Your in there.

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