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The Strictly No Dancing and Fecking Twirling Thread #22

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

As you were

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As you were "

Fecking wet wipes

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"As you were

Fecking wet wipes "

splutters coffee everywhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As you were

Fecking wet wipes splutters coffee everywhere"

Instant

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"As you were

Fecking wet wipes splutters coffee everywhere

Instant "

nope iced

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As you were

Fecking wet wipes splutters coffee everywhere

Instant nope iced"

It's fecking winter..daft southerners

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"As you were

Fecking wet wipes splutters coffee everywhere

Instant nope iced

It's fecking winter..daft southerners "

oi who are you calling daft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As you were

Fecking wet wipes splutters coffee everywhere

Instant nope iced

It's fecking winter..daft southerners oi who are you calling daft "

I bet you buy fecking freddos

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"As you were

Fecking wet wipes splutters coffee everywhere

Instant nope iced

It's fecking winter..daft southerners oi who are you calling daft

I bet you buy fecking freddos "

not at 30p each i dont ile have your ripples

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As you were

Fecking wet wipes splutters coffee everywhere

Instant nope iced

It's fecking winter..daft southerners oi who are you calling daft

I bet you buy fecking freddos not at 30p each i dont ile have your ripples"

I hope I read that right

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"As you were

Fecking wet wipes splutters coffee everywhere

Instant nope iced

It's fecking winter..daft southerners oi who are you calling daft

I bet you buy fecking freddos not at 30p each i dont ile have your ripples

I hope I read that right "

you up the drainpipe again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As you were

Fecking wet wipes splutters coffee everywhere

Instant nope iced

It's fecking winter..daft southerners oi who are you calling daft

I bet you buy fecking freddos not at 30p each i dont ile have your ripples

I hope I read that right you up the drainpipe again "

Yep like a rat

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

Evening, just checking in, I'm doing reasonably well at the moment, had a busy day today with the kids and spent some time at their house, it's been rather emotional/anxious/overwhelming at times but I'm ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening, just checking in, I'm doing reasonably well at the moment, had a busy day today with the kids and spent some time at their house, it's been rather emotional/anxious/overwhelming at times but I'm ok "

Good to see you mate

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

good evening mr paul xx

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

'Lo everyone

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"Evening, just checking in, I'm doing reasonably well at the moment, had a busy day today with the kids and spent some time at their house, it's been rather emotional/anxious/overwhelming at times but I'm ok

Good to see you mate "

Thank you

Thought I should let you all know I'm ok as I know some of you are worriers

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"good evening mr paul xx"

Hello miss _oddy xx

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening, just checking in, I'm doing reasonably well at the moment, had a busy day today with the kids and spent some time at their house, it's been rather emotional/anxious/overwhelming at times but I'm ok "

Evening Paul.. xx

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"'Lo everyone "

Ey up _amiss

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening, just checking in, I'm doing reasonably well at the moment, had a busy day today with the kids and spent some time at their house, it's been rather emotional/anxious/overwhelming at times but I'm ok

Good to see you mate

Thank you

Thought I should let you all know I'm ok as I know some of you are worriers "

We are sweetheart, glad you checked in.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"'Lo everyone

Ey up _amiss "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"'Lo everyone "

Evening _amiss...what yer bin upto?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"'Lo everyone

Evening _amiss...what yer bin upto?"

Pretty quiet day, not too well initially, but hopefully get back to some decorating tomorrow. Wot you bin doing?

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"'Lo everyone

Evening _amiss...what yer bin upto?"

she been in wheely bins again

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"'Lo everyone

Evening _amiss...what yer bin upto?

Pretty quiet day, not too well initially, but hopefully get back to some decorating tomorrow. Wot you bin doing? "

shes been putting donkey dung round her roses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"'Lo everyone

Evening _amiss...what yer bin upto?

Pretty quiet day, not too well initially, but hopefully get back to some decorating tomorrow. Wot you bin doing? "

Oh a bit of this a bit of that and dodging the dibble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"'Lo everyone

Evening _amiss...what yer bin upto?

Pretty quiet day, not too well initially, but hopefully get back to some decorating tomorrow. Wot you bin doing? shes been putting donkey dung round her roses "

Cheeky bugger...and pull yer knickers up

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"'Lo everyone

Evening _amiss...what yer bin upto?she been in wheely bins again"

Tut...I fell in one today, looking for a sparkly handbag outside Primani's and I like your new avatar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening all...

Did I miss the 21st party

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"'Lo everyone

Evening _amiss...what yer bin upto?

Pretty quiet day, not too well initially, but hopefully get back to some decorating tomorrow. Wot you bin doing?

Oh a bit of this a bit of that and dodging the dibble "

What's a dibble? Is that officer Dibble out of Top Cat?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening all...

Did I miss the 21st party "

Think yer did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all...

Did I miss the 21st party "

I think that's at blackpool

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening all...

Did I miss the 21st party

I think that's at blackpool "

There's still time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"'Lo everyone

Evening _amiss...what yer bin upto?

Pretty quiet day, not too well initially, but hopefully get back to some decorating tomorrow. Wot you bin doing?

Oh a bit of this a bit of that and dodging the dibble

What's a dibble? Is that officer Dibble out of Top Cat? "

Yeah it's what them bloody mancs call a rozzer

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Evening all...

Did I miss the 21st party

I think that's at blackpool "

oooooooooo i cant wait till next year

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"'Lo everyone

Evening _amiss...what yer bin upto?

Pretty quiet day, not too well initially, but hopefully get back to some decorating tomorrow. Wot you bin doing?

Oh a bit of this a bit of that and dodging the dibble

What's a dibble? Is that officer Dibble out of Top Cat?

Yeah it's what them bloody mancs call a rozzer"

Haha We call them....police

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"'Lo everyone

Evening _amiss...what yer bin upto?she been in wheely bins again

Tut...I fell in one today, looking for a sparkly handbag outside Primani's and I like your new avatar "

Thankyou kind lady x

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"'Lo everyone

Evening _amiss...what yer bin upto?

Pretty quiet day, not too well initially, but hopefully get back to some decorating tomorrow. Wot you bin doing? shes been putting donkey dung round her roses

Cheeky bugger...and pull yer knickers up "

whats knickers

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening all...

Did I miss the 21st party

I think that's at blackpool oooooooooo i cant wait till next year "

We should all have a reunion in the Tower Ballroom in Blackpool, next year. We could have instant coffee and cake! We could even do a bit of waltzing to the organ!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"'Lo everyone

Evening _amiss...what yer bin upto?she been in wheely bins again

Tut...I fell in one today, looking for a sparkly handbag outside Primani's and I like your new avatar Thankyou kind lady x"

Mwah

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Evening all...

Did I miss the 21st party

I think that's at blackpool oooooooooo i cant wait till next year

We should all have a reunion in the Tower Ballroom in Blackpool, next year. We could have instant coffee and cake! We could even do a bit of waltzing to the organ! "

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening all...

Did I miss the 21st party

I think that's at blackpool oooooooooo i cant wait till next year

We should all have a reunion in the Tower Ballroom in Blackpool, next year. We could have instant coffee and cake! We could even do a bit of waltzing to the organ! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"'Lo everyone

Evening _amiss...what yer bin upto?

Pretty quiet day, not too well initially, but hopefully get back to some decorating tomorrow. Wot you bin doing? shes been putting donkey dung round her roses

Cheeky bugger...and pull yer knickers up whats knickers"

Panties?...even I hate that word

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"'Lo everyone

Evening _amiss...what yer bin upto?

Pretty quiet day, not too well initially, but hopefully get back to some decorating tomorrow. Wot you bin doing? shes been putting donkey dung round her roses

Cheeky bugger...and pull yer knickers up whats knickers

Panties?...even I hate that word "

so uncouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm saying feck all

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

[Removed by poster at 15/11/17 00:13:48]

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"I'm saying feck all "

I like draws, as in 'winter draws on'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[ poster went for wee at 15/11/17 00:13:48]"

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"[ poster went for wee at 15/11/17 00:13:48]

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[ poster went for wee at 15/11/17 00:13:48]

"

Fecked up emoji

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"[ poster went for wee at 15/11/17 00:13:48]

Fecked up emoji "

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"[ poster went for wee at 15/11/17 00:13:48]

"

I know, needed a fast wee cats bum Why does it say 13:48? I've missed me porridge if that's right!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[ poster went for wee at 15/11/17 00:13:48]

I know, needed a fast wee cats bum Why does it say 13:48? I've missed me porridge if that's right! "

13 minutes and 48 seconds past midnight...daft fecker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[ poster went for wee at 15/11/17 00:13:48]

Fecked up emoji "

Here _oddy

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"[ poster went for wee at 15/11/17 00:13:48]

I know, needed a fast wee cats bum Why does it say 13:48? I've missed me porridge if that's right!

13 minutes and 48 seconds past midnight...daft fecker "

Tut...I'm such a knob

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"[ poster went for wee at 15/11/17 00:13:48]

I know, needed a fast wee cats bum Why does it say 13:48? I've missed me porridge if that's right!

13 minutes and 48 seconds past midnight...daft fecker

Tut...I'm such a knob "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[ poster went for wee at 15/11/17 00:13:48]

I know, needed a fast wee cats bum Why does it say 13:48? I've missed me porridge if that's right!

13 minutes and 48 seconds past midnight...daft fecker

Tut...I'm such a knob "

Feck sake. ..don't say your one of them dodgy TV's

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"[ poster went for wee at 15/11/17 00:13:48]

I know, needed a fast wee cats bum Why does it say 13:48? I've missed me porridge if that's right!

13 minutes and 48 seconds past midnight...daft fecker

Tut...I'm such a knob

Feck sake. ..don't say your one of them dodgy TV's "

Oops, my secrets out....dont tell my husband!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Ok off to na nights, catcha the morrow! Big {Hugs} and snogs! xxx

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By *osmosgirlWoman
over a year ago

Wetherby


"Evening, just checking in, I'm doing reasonably well at the moment, had a busy day today with the kids and spent some time at their house, it's been rather emotional/anxious/overwhelming at times but I'm ok

Good to see you mate

Thank you

Thought I should let you all know I'm ok as I know some of you are worriers "

Mistress is like a mother hen and likes to know her brood are safe and sound

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By *osmosgirlWoman
over a year ago

Wetherby


"Evening all...

Did I miss the 21st party "

We are all off to blackpool and _oddy has a special surprise

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By *osmosgirlWoman
over a year ago

Wetherby


"Evening all...

Did I miss the 21st party

I think that's at blackpool oooooooooo i cant wait till next year

We should all have a reunion in the Tower Ballroom in Blackpool, next year. We could have instant coffee and cake! We could even do a bit of waltzing to the organ! "

Whose organ will we be waltzing to? Can we invite the donkey too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening, just checking in, I'm doing reasonably well at the moment, had a busy day today with the kids and spent some time at their house, it's been rather emotional/anxious/overwhelming at times but I'm ok

Good to see you mate

Thank you

Thought I should let you all know I'm ok as I know some of you are worriers

Mistress is like a mother hen and likes to know her brood are safe and sound "

Feck you'll be having me in pantomime next

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all...

Did I miss the 21st party

We are all off to blackpool and _oddy has a special surprise "

She's had em o show last night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all...

Did I miss the 21st party

I think that's at blackpool oooooooooo i cant wait till next year

We should all have a reunion in the Tower Ballroom in Blackpool, next year. We could have instant coffee and cake! We could even do a bit of waltzing to the organ!

Whose organ will we be waltzing to? Can we invite the donkey too? "

Noooooo you give off enough heat as it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok off to na nights, catcha the morrow! Big {Hugs} and snogs! xxx"

Goosbight and good morning Samiss. ..I fecking conked out in the chair last night

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By *osmosgirlWoman
over a year ago

Wetherby


"As you were

Fecking wet wipes splutters coffee everywhere

Instant nope iced

It's fecking winter..daft southerners oi who are you calling daft "

Yeah, some of us southerners are very special. Group hugs with _oddy and _amiss.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As you were

Fecking wet wipes splutters coffee everywhere

Instant nope iced

It's fecking winter..daft southerners oi who are you calling daft

Yeah, some of us southerners are very special. Group hugs with _oddy and _amiss. "

Keep forgetting you have feet in both camps

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

Morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning "

Morning pink...welcome to the madhouse

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Bounces in does a twirl falls tit over arse damm mistress and her fecking floor polish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pirouettes and face plants

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Pirouettes and face plants "
Helps the young man up i think we should sue this floor is way too slippery

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Morning

Morning pink...welcome to the madhouse "

The forum in general or this thread?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pirouettes and face plants Helps the young man up i think we should sue this floor is way too slippery"

Oh thank you young lady, I think it could be my two left feet not the floor though

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Morning

Morning pink...welcome to the madhouse

The forum in general or this thread? "

This thread mind the floor shes been polishing

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Pirouettes and face plants Helps the young man up i think we should sue this floor is way too slippery

Oh thank you young lady, I think it could be my two left feet not the floor though "

looks at feet sees one of each

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Ok off to na nights, catcha the morrow! Big {Hugs} and snogs! xxx

Goosbight and good morning Samiss. ..I fecking conked out in the chair last night "

Morning Mistress, morning all!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"As you were

Fecking wet wipes splutters coffee everywhere

Instant nope iced

It's fecking winter..daft southerners oi who are you calling daft

Yeah, some of us southerners are very special. Group hugs with _oddy and _amiss. "

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"As you were

Fecking wet wipes splutters coffee everywhere

Instant nope iced

It's fecking winter..daft southerners oi who are you calling daft

Yeah, some of us southerners are very special. Group hugs with _oddy and _amiss.

"

morning samiwoos xx passes a coffee

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Morning pink, morning fortyfour

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"As you were

Fecking wet wipes splutters coffee everywhere

Instant nope iced

It's fecking winter..daft southerners oi who are you calling daft

Yeah, some of us southerners are very special. Group hugs with _oddy and _amiss.

morning samiwoos xx passes a coffee"

Morning Voddy, mmmm...thanks, just what I need!

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Evening, just checking in, I'm doing reasonably well at the moment, had a busy day today with the kids and spent some time at their house, it's been rather emotional/anxious/overwhelming at times but I'm ok

Good to see you mate

Thank you

Thought I should let you all know I'm ok as I know some of you are worriers

Mistress is like a mother hen and likes to know her brood are safe and sound

Feck you'll be having me in pantomime next "

Now that is a good idea one of the ugly sisters

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening, just checking in, I'm doing reasonably well at the moment, had a busy day today with the kids and spent some time at their house, it's been rather emotional/anxious/overwhelming at times but I'm ok

Good to see you mate

Thank you

Thought I should let you all know I'm ok as I know some of you are worriers

Mistress is like a mother hen and likes to know her brood are safe and sound

Feck you'll be having me in pantomime next Now that is a good idea one of the ugly sisters "

Can I be Cinderella? I can try on the sparkly shoes and go to the ball!

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Evening, just checking in, I'm doing reasonably well at the moment, had a busy day today with the kids and spent some time at their house, it's been rather emotional/anxious/overwhelming at times but I'm ok

Good to see you mate

Thank you

Thought I should let you all know I'm ok as I know some of you are worriers

Mistress is like a mother hen and likes to know her brood are safe and sound

Feck you'll be having me in pantomime next Now that is a good idea one of the ugly sisters

Can I be Cinderella? I can try on the sparkly shoes and go to the ball! "

aslong as your back by midnight

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening, just checking in, I'm doing reasonably well at the moment, had a busy day today with the kids and spent some time at their house, it's been rather emotional/anxious/overwhelming at times but I'm ok

Good to see you mate

Thank you

Thought I should let you all know I'm ok as I know some of you are worriers

Mistress is like a mother hen and likes to know her brood are safe and sound

Feck you'll be having me in pantomime next Now that is a good idea one of the ugly sisters

Can I be Cinderella? I can try on the sparkly shoes and go to the ball! aslong as your back by midnight"

Yes I will be....hopefully

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Evening, just checking in, I'm doing reasonably well at the moment, had a busy day today with the kids and spent some time at their house, it's been rather emotional/anxious/overwhelming at times but I'm ok

Good to see you mate

Thank you

Thought I should let you all know I'm ok as I know some of you are worriers

Mistress is like a mother hen and likes to know her brood are safe and sound

Feck you'll be having me in pantomime next Now that is a good idea one of the ugly sisters

Can I be Cinderella? I can try on the sparkly shoes and go to the ball! aslong as your back by midnight

Yes I will be....hopefully "

better be she will only lock you out then ur be in stable with the donkey

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By *unshine05Man
over a year ago

Sherborne

Morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning"

Afternoon

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening, just checking in, I'm doing reasonably well at the moment, had a busy day today with the kids and spent some time at their house, it's been rather emotional/anxious/overwhelming at times but I'm ok

Good to see you mate

Thank you

Thought I should let you all know I'm ok as I know some of you are worriers

Mistress is like a mother hen and likes to know her brood are safe and sound

Feck you'll be having me in pantomime next Now that is a good idea one of the ugly sisters

Can I be Cinderella? I can try on the sparkly shoes and go to the ball! aslong as your back by midnight

Yes I will be....hopefully better be she will only lock you out then ur be in stable with the donkey"

Will there be a manger with a baby in it?.....or is that too early!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bounces in does a twirl falls tit over arse damm mistress and her fecking floor polish"

Put some fecking shoes on then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pirouettes and face plants "

Now poncey words allowed....but welcome matey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pirouettes and face plants Helps the young man up i think we should sue this floor is way too slippery"

Blood and stones eh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning

Morning pink...welcome to the madhouse

The forum in general or this thread? "

This one's mad....yours is pure crazy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pirouettes and face plants Helps the young man up i think we should sue this floor is way too slippery

Oh thank you young lady, I think it could be my two left feet not the floor though "

You will fit in well here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning

Morning pink...welcome to the madhouse

The forum in general or this thread? This thread mind the floor shes been polishing"

On my fecking hands and knees I'll have you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok off to na nights, catcha the morrow! Big {Hugs} and snogs! xxx

Goosbight and good morning Samiss. ..I fecking conked out in the chair last night

Morning Mistress, morning all! "

Good afternoon _amiss...or is it evening now it's dark

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As you were

Fecking wet wipes splutters coffee everywhere

Instant nope iced

It's fecking winter..daft southerners oi who are you calling daft

Yeah, some of us southerners are very special. Group hugs with _oddy and _amiss.

morning samiwoos xx passes a coffee"

I'll pass on your fecking coffee too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As you were

Fecking wet wipes splutters coffee everywhere

Instant nope iced

It's fecking winter..daft southerners oi who are you calling daft

Yeah, some of us southerners are very special. Group hugs with _oddy and _amiss.

morning samiwoos xx passes a coffee

Morning Voddy, mmmm...thanks, just what I need! "

You said that with a straight fecking face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening, just checking in, I'm doing reasonably well at the moment, had a busy day today with the kids and spent some time at their house, it's been rather emotional/anxious/overwhelming at times but I'm ok

Good to see you mate

Thank you

Thought I should let you all know I'm ok as I know some of you are worriers

Mistress is like a mother hen and likes to know her brood are safe and sound

Feck you'll be having me in pantomime next Now that is a good idea one of the ugly sisters "

More like cinders...I've bin scrubbing floors

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening, just checking in, I'm doing reasonably well at the moment, had a busy day today with the kids and spent some time at their house, it's been rather emotional/anxious/overwhelming at times but I'm ok

Good to see you mate

Thank you

Thought I should let you all know I'm ok as I know some of you are worriers

Mistress is like a mother hen and likes to know her brood are safe and sound

Feck you'll be having me in pantomime next Now that is a good idea one of the ugly sisters

Can I be Cinderella? I can try on the sparkly shoes and go to the ball! "

Too fecking late

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening, just checking in, I'm doing reasonably well at the moment, had a busy day today with the kids and spent some time at their house, it's been rather emotional/anxious/overwhelming at times but I'm ok

Good to see you mate

Thank you

Thought I should let you all know I'm ok as I know some of you are worriers

Mistress is like a mother hen and likes to know her brood are safe and sound

Feck you'll be having me in pantomime next Now that is a good idea one of the ugly sisters

Can I be Cinderella? I can try on the sparkly shoes and go to the ball! aslong as your back by midnight

Yes I will be....hopefully better be she will only lock you out then ur be in stable with the donkey"

See who fecking wees the most

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening, just checking in, I'm doing reasonably well at the moment, had a busy day today with the kids and spent some time at their house, it's been rather emotional/anxious/overwhelming at times but I'm ok

Good to see you mate

Thank you

Thought I should let you all know I'm ok as I know some of you are worriers

Mistress is like a mother hen and likes to know her brood are safe and sound

Feck you'll be having me in pantomime next Now that is a good idea one of the ugly sisters

Can I be Cinderella? I can try on the sparkly shoes and go to the ball! aslong as your back by midnight

Yes I will be....hopefully better be she will only lock you out then ur be in stable with the donkey

Will there be a manger with a baby in it?.....or is that too early! "

Bah humbug

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Wot you been up to today Mistress? I've been doing a bit of painting, stinks in my house now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wot you been up to today Mistress? I've been doing a bit of painting, stinks in my house now! "

Keeping busy...the stink will be that fecking donkey

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Wot you been up to today Mistress? I've been doing a bit of painting, stinks in my house now!

Keeping busy...the stink will be that fecking donkey "

I know...I think he's had a poo.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wot you been up to today Mistress? I've been doing a bit of painting, stinks in my house now!

Keeping busy...the stink will be that fecking donkey

I know...I think he's had a poo..... "

Yeah them ass's have big ass's

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By *osmosgirlWoman
over a year ago

Wetherby


"Evening, just checking in, I'm doing reasonably well at the moment, had a busy day today with the kids and spent some time at their house, it's been rather emotional/anxious/overwhelming at times but I'm ok

Good to see you mate

Thank you

Thought I should let you all know I'm ok as I know some of you are worriers

Mistress is like a mother hen and likes to know her brood are safe and sound

Feck you'll be having me in pantomime next Now that is a good idea one of the ugly sisters

Can I be Cinderella? I can try on the sparkly shoes and go to the ball! aslong as your back by midnight

Yes I will be....hopefully better be she will only lock you out then ur be in stable with the donkey

Will there be a manger with a baby in it?.....or is that too early! "

Bagsy be the virgin Mary

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Evening, just checking in, I'm doing reasonably well at the moment, had a busy day today with the kids and spent some time at their house, it's been rather emotional/anxious/overwhelming at times but I'm ok

Good to see you mate

Thank you

Thought I should let you all know I'm ok as I know some of you are worriers

Mistress is like a mother hen and likes to know her brood are safe and sound

Feck you'll be having me in pantomime next Now that is a good idea one of the ugly sisters

Can I be Cinderella? I can try on the sparkly shoes and go to the ball! aslong as your back by midnight

Yes I will be....hopefully better be she will only lock you out then ur be in stable with the donkey

Will there be a manger with a baby in it?.....or is that too early!

Bagsy be the virgin Mary "

ok that's sorted so we have cinders Mary and a ugly sister now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening, just checking in, I'm doing reasonably well at the moment, had a busy day today with the kids and spent some time at their house, it's been rather emotional/anxious/overwhelming at times but I'm ok

Good to see you mate

Thank you

Thought I should let you all know I'm ok as I know some of you are worriers

Mistress is like a mother hen and likes to know her brood are safe and sound

Feck you'll be having me in pantomime next Now that is a good idea one of the ugly sisters

Can I be Cinderella? I can try on the sparkly shoes and go to the ball! aslong as your back by midnight

Yes I will be....hopefully better be she will only lock you out then ur be in stable with the donkey

Will there be a manger with a baby in it?.....or is that too early!

Bagsy be the virgin Mary "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening, just checking in, I'm doing reasonably well at the moment, had a busy day today with the kids and spent some time at their house, it's been rather emotional/anxious/overwhelming at times but I'm ok

Good to see you mate

Thank you

Thought I should let you all know I'm ok as I know some of you are worriers

Mistress is like a mother hen and likes to know her brood are safe and sound

Feck you'll be having me in pantomime next Now that is a good idea one of the ugly sisters

Can I be Cinderella? I can try on the sparkly shoes and go to the ball! aslong as your back by midnight

Yes I will be....hopefully better be she will only lock you out then ur be in stable with the donkey

Will there be a manger with a baby in it?.....or is that too early!

Bagsy be the virgin Mary ok that's sorted so we have cinders Mary and a ugly sister now "

I thought we had a donkey too?

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By *osmosgirlWoman
over a year ago

Wetherby


"Evening, just checking in, I'm doing reasonably well at the moment, had a busy day today with the kids and spent some time at their house, it's been rather emotional/anxious/overwhelming at times but I'm ok

Good to see you mate

Thank you

Thought I should let you all know I'm ok as I know some of you are worriers

Mistress is like a mother hen and likes to know her brood are safe and sound

Feck you'll be having me in pantomime next Now that is a good idea one of the ugly sisters

Can I be Cinderella? I can try on the sparkly shoes and go to the ball! aslong as your back by midnight

Yes I will be....hopefully better be she will only lock you out then ur be in stable with the donkey

Will there be a manger with a baby in it?.....or is that too early!

Bagsy be the virgin Mary ok that's sorted so we have cinders Mary and a ugly sister now "

That's nearly enough to put on a show. Will it be a musical?

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By *osmosgirlWoman
over a year ago

Wetherby


"Evening, just checking in, I'm doing reasonably well at the moment, had a busy day today with the kids and spent some time at their house, it's been rather emotional/anxious/overwhelming at times but I'm ok

Good to see you mate

Thank you

Thought I should let you all know I'm ok as I know some of you are worriers

Mistress is like a mother hen and likes to know her brood are safe and sound

Feck you'll be having me in pantomime next Now that is a good idea one of the ugly sisters

Can I be Cinderella? I can try on the sparkly shoes and go to the ball! aslong as your back by midnight

Yes I will be....hopefully better be she will only lock you out then ur be in stable with the donkey

Will there be a manger with a baby in it?.....or is that too early!

Bagsy be the virgin Mary ok that's sorted so we have cinders Mary and a ugly sister now

I thought we had a donkey too?"

Oh yes don't forget dear old donkey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening, just checking in, I'm doing reasonably well at the moment, had a busy day today with the kids and spent some time at their house, it's been rather emotional/anxious/overwhelming at times but I'm ok

Good to see you mate

Thank you

Thought I should let you all know I'm ok as I know some of you are worriers

Mistress is like a mother hen and likes to know her brood are safe and sound

Feck you'll be having me in pantomime next Now that is a good idea one of the ugly sisters

Can I be Cinderella? I can try on the sparkly shoes and go to the ball! aslong as your back by midnight

Yes I will be....hopefully better be she will only lock you out then ur be in stable with the donkey

Will there be a manger with a baby in it?.....or is that too early!

Bagsy be the virgin Mary ok that's sorted so we have cinders Mary and a ugly sister now

That's nearly enough to put on a show. Will it be a musical? "

Will it feck

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening, just checking in, I'm doing reasonably well at the moment, had a busy day today with the kids and spent some time at their house, it's been rather emotional/anxious/overwhelming at times but I'm ok

Good to see you mate

Thank you

Thought I should let you all know I'm ok as I know some of you are worriers

Mistress is like a mother hen and likes to know her brood are safe and sound

Feck you'll be having me in pantomime next Now that is a good idea one of the ugly sisters

Can I be Cinderella? I can try on the sparkly shoes and go to the ball! aslong as your back by midnight

Yes I will be....hopefully better be she will only lock you out then ur be in stable with the donkey

Will there be a manger with a baby in it?.....or is that too early!

Bagsy be the virgin Mary ok that's sorted so we have cinders Mary and a ugly sister now

That's nearly enough to put on a show. Will it be a musical?

Will it feck "

We'll have to think of a title.....'The good, the bad, the ugly and ...a donkey'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening, just checking in, I'm doing reasonably well at the moment, had a busy day today with the kids and spent some time at their house, it's been rather emotional/anxious/overwhelming at times but I'm ok

Good to see you mate

Thank you

Thought I should let you all know I'm ok as I know some of you are worriers

Mistress is like a mother hen and likes to know her brood are safe and sound

Feck you'll be having me in pantomime next Now that is a good idea one of the ugly sisters

Can I be Cinderella? I can try on the sparkly shoes and go to the ball! aslong as your back by midnight

Yes I will be....hopefully better be she will only lock you out then ur be in stable with the donkey

Will there be a manger with a baby in it?.....or is that too early!

Bagsy be the virgin Mary ok that's sorted so we have cinders Mary and a ugly sister now

That's nearly enough to put on a show. Will it be a musical?

Will it feck

We'll have to think of a title.....'The good, the bad, the ugly and ...a donkey' "

But who's who? .....I fecking dare you

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening, just checking in, I'm doing reasonably well at the moment, had a busy day today with the kids and spent some time at their house, it's been rather emotional/anxious/overwhelming at times but I'm ok

Good to see you mate

Thank you

Thought I should let you all know I'm ok as I know some of you are worriers

Mistress is like a mother hen and likes to know her brood are safe and sound

Feck you'll be having me in pantomime next Now that is a good idea one of the ugly sisters

Can I be Cinderella? I can try on the sparkly shoes and go to the ball! aslong as your back by midnight

Yes I will be....hopefully better be she will only lock you out then ur be in stable with the donkey

Will there be a manger with a baby in it?.....or is that too early!

Bagsy be the virgin Mary ok that's sorted so we have cinders Mary and a ugly sister now

That's nearly enough to put on a show. Will it be a musical?

Will it feck

We'll have to think of a title.....'The good, the bad, the ugly and ...a donkey'

But who's who? .....I fecking dare you "

Well I'm obviously the good...you and Cosmos can sort out between you whose bad and whose ugly...and the donkey is.....well....an ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll let cosmos reply to that

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"I'll let cosmos reply to that "

Well if she's Mary, she's got to be bad, coz Mary was really naughty

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Evening, just checking in, I'm doing reasonably well at the moment, had a busy day today with the kids and spent some time at their house, it's been rather emotional/anxious/overwhelming at times but I'm ok

Good to see you mate

Thank you

Thought I should let you all know I'm ok as I know some of you are worriers

Mistress is like a mother hen and likes to know her brood are safe and sound

Feck you'll be having me in pantomime next Now that is a good idea one of the ugly sisters

Can I be Cinderella? I can try on the sparkly shoes and go to the ball! aslong as your back by midnight

Yes I will be....hopefully better be she will only lock you out then ur be in stable with the donkey

Will there be a manger with a baby in it?.....or is that too early!

Bagsy be the virgin Mary ok that's sorted so we have cinders Mary and a ugly sister now

That's nearly enough to put on a show. Will it be a musical? "

dammit right it will be Andrew is writing it as we speak

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening, just checking in, I'm doing reasonably well at the moment, had a busy day today with the kids and spent some time at their house, it's been rather emotional/anxious/overwhelming at times but I'm ok

Good to see you mate

Thank you

Thought I should let you all know I'm ok as I know some of you are worriers

Mistress is like a mother hen and likes to know her brood are safe and sound

Feck you'll be having me in pantomime next Now that is a good idea one of the ugly sisters

Can I be Cinderella? I can try on the sparkly shoes and go to the ball! aslong as your back by midnight

Yes I will be....hopefully better be she will only lock you out then ur be in stable with the donkey

Will there be a manger with a baby in it?.....or is that too early!

Bagsy be the virgin Mary ok that's sorted so we have cinders Mary and a ugly sister now

That's nearly enough to put on a show. Will it be a musical? dammit right it will be Andrew is writing it as we speak "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll let cosmos reply to that

Well if she's Mary, she's got to be bad, coz Mary was really naughty "

Blasphemy she was a fecking virgin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening, just checking in, I'm doing reasonably well at the moment, had a busy day today with the kids and spent some time at their house, it's been rather emotional/anxious/overwhelming at times but I'm ok

Good to see you mate

Thank you

Thought I should let you all know I'm ok as I know some of you are worriers

Mistress is like a mother hen and likes to know her brood are safe and sound

Feck you'll be having me in pantomime next Now that is a good idea one of the ugly sisters

Can I be Cinderella? I can try on the sparkly shoes and go to the ball! aslong as your back by midnight

Yes I will be....hopefully better be she will only lock you out then ur be in stable with the donkey

Will there be a manger with a baby in it?.....or is that too early!

Bagsy be the virgin Mary ok that's sorted so we have cinders Mary and a ugly sister now

That's nearly enough to put on a show. Will it be a musical? dammit right it will be Andrew is writing it as we speak "

Do I have to fecking repeat myself?

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Evening, just checking in, I'm doing reasonably well at the moment, had a busy day today with the kids and spent some time at their house, it's been rather emotional/anxious/overwhelming at times but I'm ok

Good to see you mate

Thank you

Thought I should let you all know I'm ok as I know some of you are worriers

Mistress is like a mother hen and likes to know her brood are safe and sound

Feck you'll be having me in pantomime next Now that is a good idea one of the ugly sisters

Can I be Cinderella? I can try on the sparkly shoes and go to the ball! aslong as your back by midnight

Yes I will be....hopefully better be she will only lock you out then ur be in stable with the donkey

Will there be a manger with a baby in it?.....or is that too early!

Bagsy be the virgin Mary ok that's sorted so we have cinders Mary and a ugly sister now

That's nearly enough to put on a show. Will it be a musical? dammit right it will be Andrew is writing it as we speak

Do I have to fecking repeat myself? "

I don't know do you

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Samiss cinders.

Cosmo Mary

Mistress widow twangy

Nigel the donkey playing himself

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"I'll let cosmos reply to that

Well if she's Mary, she's got to be bad, coz Mary was really naughty

Blasphemy she was a fecking virgin "

How'd she get that fecking baby then?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Samiss cinders.

Cosmo Mary

Mistress widow twangy

Nigel the donkey playing himself"

What's your role Voddy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll let cosmos reply to that

Well if she's Mary, she's got to be bad, coz Mary was really naughty

Blasphemy she was a fecking virgin

How'd she get that fecking baby then? "

Immaculate conception

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Samiss cinders.

Cosmo Mary

Mistress widow twangy

Nigel the donkey playing himself

What's your role Voddy? "

You fell asleep _oddy?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"I'll let cosmos reply to that

Well if she's Mary, she's got to be bad, coz Mary was really naughty

Blasphemy she was a fecking virgin

How'd she get that fecking baby then?

Immaculate conception "

Is that like a 'clean s***' !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll let cosmos reply to that

Well if she's Mary, she's got to be bad, coz Mary was really naughty

Blasphemy she was a fecking virgin

How'd she get that fecking baby then?

Immaculate conception

Is that like a 'clean s***' ! "

Washington your fecking mouth out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll let cosmos reply to that

Well if she's Mary, she's got to be bad, coz Mary was really naughty

Blasphemy she was a fecking virgin

How'd she get that fecking baby then?

Immaculate conception

Is that like a 'clean s***' !

Washington your fecking mouth out "

Aw ffs

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Samiss cinders.

Cosmo Mary

Mistress widow twangy

Nigel the donkey playing himself

What's your role Voddy?

You fell asleep _oddy? "

Its quite tiring organising a musical, especially with 3 actors...and a donkey

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"I'll let cosmos reply to that

Well if she's Mary, she's got to be bad, coz Mary was really naughty

Blasphemy she was a fecking virgin

How'd she get that fecking baby then?

Immaculate conception

Is that like a 'clean s***' !

Washington your fecking mouth out "

Don't keep calling me Washington!

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Samiss cinders.

Cosmo Mary

Mistress widow twangy

Nigel the donkey playing himself

What's your role Voddy?

You fell asleep _oddy? "

was sorting daughter put

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"I'll let cosmos reply to that

Well if she's Mary, she's got to be bad, coz Mary was really naughty

Blasphemy she was a fecking virgin

How'd she get that fecking baby then?

Immaculate conception

Is that like a 'clean s***' !

Washington your fecking mouth out

Don't keep calling me Washington! "

ooooooo denzil

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"I'll let cosmos reply to that

Well if she's Mary, she's got to be bad, coz Mary was really naughty

Blasphemy she was a fecking virgin

How'd she get that fecking baby then?

Immaculate conception

Is that like a 'clean s***' !

Washington your fecking mouth out

Don't keep calling me Washington! ooooooo denzil"

I look nothing like him...I'm a girl...

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over a year ago


"Samiss cinders.

Cosmo Mary

Mistress widow twangy

Nigel the donkey playing himself

What's your role Voddy?

You fell asleep _oddy?

Its quite tiring organising a musical, especially with 3 actors...and a donkey "

Well here's something I just knocked up

Little donkey, little donkey on the dusty road

Got to keep on plodding onwards with your precious load

Been a long time, little donkey, through the winters night

Dont give up now, little donkey,

Bethlehems in sight

Ring out those bells tonight

Bethlehem, Bethlehem

Follow that star tonight

Bethlehem, Bethlehem

Little donkey, little donkey, had a heavy day

Little donkey, carry Mary safely on her way

Little donkey, little donkey, journey's end is near

There are wiseman waiting for a sign to bring them here

Do not falter little donkey, there's a star ahead

It will guide you, little donkey, to a cattle shed

Ring out those bells tonight

Bethlehem, Bethlehem

Follow that star tonight

Bethlehem, Bethlehem

Little donkey, little donkey, had a heavy day

Little donkey, carry Mary, safely on her way

Little donkey, carry Mary, safely on her way

So donkey and Mary sorted

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Just leaves cinders and widow twanky to sort out,then, that's me and you!

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Samiss cinders.

Cosmo Mary

Mistress widow twangy

Nigel the donkey playing himself

What's your role Voddy?

You fell asleep _oddy?

Its quite tiring organising a musical, especially with 3 actors...and a donkey

Well here's something I just knocked up

Little donkey, little donkey on the dusty road

Got to keep on plodding onwards with your precious load

Been a long time, little donkey, through the winters night

Dont give up now, little donkey,

Bethlehems in sight

Ring out those bells tonight

Bethlehem, Bethlehem

Follow that star tonight

Bethlehem, Bethlehem

Little donkey, little donkey, had a heavy day

Little donkey, carry Mary safely on her way

Little donkey, little donkey, journey's end is near

There are wiseman waiting for a sign to bring them here

Do not falter little donkey, there's a star ahead

It will guide you, little donkey, to a cattle shed

Ring out those bells tonight

Bethlehem, Bethlehem

Follow that star tonight

Bethlehem, Bethlehem

Little donkey, little donkey, had a heavy day

Little donkey, carry Mary, safely on her way

Little donkey, carry Mary, safely on her way

So donkey and Mary sorted "

10/10 for that

paul can be the wiseman

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Ooh..and i love that song that you've written!

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Just leaves cinders and widow twanky to sort out,then, that's me and you! "
its widow twangy she goes to a masked ball and gets off with anton

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Samiss cinders.

Cosmo Mary

Mistress widow twangy

Nigel the donkey playing himself

What's your role Voddy?

You fell asleep _oddy?

Its quite tiring organising a musical, especially with 3 actors...and a donkey

Well here's something I just knocked up

Little donkey, little donkey on the dusty road

Got to keep on plodding onwards with your precious load

Been a long time, little donkey, through the winters night

Dont give up now, little donkey,

Bethlehems in sight

Ring out those bells tonight

Bethlehem, Bethlehem

Follow that star tonight

Bethlehem, Bethlehem

Little donkey, little donkey, had a heavy day

Little donkey, carry Mary safely on her way

Little donkey, little donkey, journey's end is near

There are wiseman waiting for a sign to bring them here

Do not falter little donkey, there's a star ahead

It will guide you, little donkey, to a cattle shed

Ring out those bells tonight

Bethlehem, Bethlehem

Follow that star tonight

Bethlehem, Bethlehem

Little donkey, little donkey, had a heavy day

Little donkey, carry Mary, safely on her way

Little donkey, carry Mary, safely on her way

So donkey and Mary sorted 10/10 for that

paul can be the wiseman"

Yeah good idea, he'd be great in that role

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over a year ago

I'll be the brothel ...erm.. Inn keeper

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Just leaves cinders and widow twanky to sort out,then, that's me and you! its widow twangy she goes to a masked ball and gets off with anton "

Haha..I thought it was a typo! Does Anton know this?

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

jumps up and down mistress i was very good at the staff meeting we were asked what is diversity i replyed a dance group that won britains got talent

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Just leaves cinders and widow twanky to sort out,then, that's me and you! its widow twangy she goes to a masked ball and gets off with anton

Haha..I thought it was a typo! Does Anton know this? "

yes he said after ruth he would be delighted to handle mistress

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"I'll be the brothel ...erm.. Inn keeper "

You can't be widow twangy and an inn keeper, where would you find the time to learn all your lines

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"I'll be the brothel ...erm.. Inn keeper "
no you bloody wont just coz you need a new car

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"jumps up and down mistress i was very good at the staff meeting we were asked what is diversity i replyed a dance group that won britains got talent"

Hahaha

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over a year ago


"Just leaves cinders and widow twanky to sort out,then, that's me and you! its widow twangy she goes to a masked ball and gets off with anton

Haha..I thought it was a typo! Does Anton know this? "

Only Antony I fecking know is Anton Rogers...that's if he's still alive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"jumps up and down mistress i was very good at the staff meeting we were asked what is diversity i replyed a dance group that won britains got talent"

That's when I stopped watching BGT. .fecking dance troops....bring on the dogs..

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Just leaves cinders and widow twanky to sort out,then, that's me and you! its widow twangy she goes to a masked ball and gets off with anton

Haha..I thought it was a typo! Does Anton know this?

Only Antony I fecking know is Anton Rogers...that's if he's still alive"

If it's the actor, he died 10 years ago, didn't you realise you weren't getting any Christmas cards off him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just leaves cinders and widow twanky to sort out,then, that's me and you! its widow twangy she goes to a masked ball and gets off with anton

Haha..I thought it was a typo! Does Anton know this? yes he said after ruth he would be delighted to handle mistress"

If he's still alive he's far too old and not my cup of coffee

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"jumps up and down mistress i was very good at the staff meeting we were asked what is diversity i replyed a dance group that won britains got talent

That's when I stopped watching BGT. .fecking dance troops....bring on the dogs.."

Are you talking about us again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll be the brothel ...erm.. Inn keeper

You can't be widow twangy and an inn keeper, where would you find the time to learn all your lines "

Aw feck it I'll be cinders then

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Just leaves cinders and widow twanky to sort out,then, that's me and you! its widow twangy she goes to a masked ball and gets off with anton

Haha..I thought it was a typo! Does Anton know this? yes he said after ruth he would be delighted to handle mistress

If he's still alive he's far too old and not my cup of coffee "

ok you fecking win you can have a 3 some with ant and dec

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"jumps up and down mistress i was very good at the staff meeting we were asked what is diversity i replyed a dance group that won britains got talent

That's when I stopped watching BGT. .fecking dance troops....bring on the dogs..

Are you talking about us again? "

As if

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"I'll be the brothel ...erm.. Inn keeper

You can't be widow twangy and an inn keeper, where would you find the time to learn all your lines

Aw feck it I'll be cinders then "

Nooooo! That's my part!..I've got the raggy dress and everything...I made it out of the other curtain...

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

I've got to go for a while and find a pumpkin for my carriage.... Ciau

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Hine can be the innkeeper

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"I've got to go for a while and find a pumpkin for my carriage.... Ciau"
you going weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hine can be the innkeeper "

How big screen his cave

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Hine can be the innkeeper

How big screen his cave "

i was thinking how big is his bar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hine can be the innkeeper

How big screen his cave i was thinking how big is his bar"

The drinks bar? Or his other....

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Hine can be the innkeeper

How big screen his cave i was thinking how big is his bar

The drinks bar? Or his other...."

drinks of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hine can be the innkeeper

How big screen his cave i was thinking how big is his bar

The drinks bar? Or his other....drinks of course"

Oh...what was I fecking thinking

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Ok, couldn't find a pumpkin, they've all sold out for Halloween, so I got a sweet potato..can't get it to change into a carriage though... I did have a big wee though, so that's a relief, I can concentrate on my lines now

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Hine can be the innkeeper

How big screen his cave i was thinking how big is his bar

The drinks bar? Or his other....drinks of course

Oh...what was I fecking thinking "

bar of choccy

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Ok, couldn't find a pumpkin, they've all sold out for Halloween, so I got a sweet potato..can't get it to change into a carriage though... I did have a big wee though, so that's a relief, I can concentrate on my lines now "
try using a buttermilk squash

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Ok, couldn't find a pumpkin, they've all sold out for Halloween, so I got a sweet potato..can't get it to change into a carriage though... I did have a big wee though, so that's a relief, I can concentrate on my lines now try using a buttermilk squash"

Ok, I'll get one in the morning

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By *hecole2311Man
over a year ago

newcastle

God you women can talk a load of tosh lol

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By *hecole2311Man
over a year ago

newcastle

Voddy do you ever go to the pub down at dell quay in chichestet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"God you women can talk a load of tosh lol "

I'm a fecking bloke

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By *hecole2311Man
over a year ago

newcastle

The crown n anchor

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By *hecole2311Man
over a year ago

newcastle

On here your a woman lol

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Ok, couldn't find a pumpkin, they've all sold out for Halloween, so I got a sweet potato..can't get it to change into a carriage though... I did have a big wee though, so that's a relief, I can concentrate on my lines now

Who's starting #23?

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