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Difficulties in having sex as you mature....

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By *i fem hunters OP   Couple
over a year ago

london

An older couple, who were both widowed, had decided it was time to get married. they had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work. They discussed finances, living arrangements. "How do you feel about sex?" he asked, rather tentatively. "I would like it infrequently ", she replied. The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, leaned over towards her and whispered, "Is that one word or two?"

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By *i fem hunters OP   Couple
over a year ago

london

An elderly couple met for a romp in the broom closet at the nursing home. They undressed and were about to screw, The woman decided to warn the man of her heart condition.

"I should tell you, I have acute angina" she said.

The man replied, "thats good because you have the ugliest breasts I ever seen!"

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"An older couple, who were both widowed, had decided it was time to get married. they had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work. They discussed finances, living arrangements. "How do you feel about sex?" he asked, rather tentatively. "I would like it infrequently ", she replied. The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, leaned over towards her and whispered, "Is that one word or two?""

haha

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"An elderly couple met for a romp in the broom closet at the nursing home. They undressed and were about to screw, The woman decided to warn the man of her heart condition.

"I should tell you, I have acute angina" she said.

The man replied, "thats good because you have the ugliest breasts I ever seen!""

Love these

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very good.

I still want to be at it at 90+

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"An older couple, who were both widowed, had decided it was time to get married. they had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work. They discussed finances, living arrangements. "How do you feel about sex?" he asked, rather tentatively. "I would like it infrequently ", she replied. The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, leaned over towards her and whispered, "Is that one word or two?""
As a mature man. I get it in, in one word. But would like it in two words.

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By *otSoNewWalesCoupleCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

I lost a dear friend recently. Unfortunately I didn't know his blood group so I couldn't help the paramedics who wanted to give him a transfusion.

As he lay there dying he moaned "Be positive!"

I appreciated his attempt to comfort me.

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