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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You know when you’re having a (lady) wank and you want people to talk dirty and tell you the things they’d like to do to you, whilst you get off...?

Yeah. I want that.

(I’ve become *that* forum poster!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wanna crush POMM all over your boobs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I wanna crush POMM all over your boobs "

Phwoaaaar. That really gets me going!

I seriously don’t know what I’d do right now if I had to choose between pickled onion monster munch and sex. Want them both!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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I'd like to feed you all the cheese and gin.

(Ladies and gentlemen, how not to dirty chat 101).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You know when you’re having a (lady) wank and you want people to talk dirty and tell you the things they’d like to do to you, whilst you get off...?

Yeah. I want that.

(I’ve become *that* forum poster!)"

I'd like to bend you over slowly on all fours, then with my steaming hot tool in one hand I'd take my top off, place it on your beautiful feminine back with a lovely sexy curve, and iron my top....ironing board is lethal and collapses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you have to choose? Why not both?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd like to feed you all the cheese and gin.

(Ladies and gentlemen, how not to dirty chat 101)."

This is perfect Estella dirty chat. And you know it is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wanna crush POMM all over your boobs

Phwoaaaar. That really gets me going!

I seriously don’t know what I’d do right now if I had to choose between pickled onion monster munch and sex. Want them both!"

Then don't choose, have us both

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You know when you’re having a (lady) wank and you want people to talk dirty and tell you the things they’d like to do to you, whilst you get off...?

Yeah. I want that.

(I’ve become *that* forum poster!)

I'd like to bend you over slowly on all fours, then with my steaming hot tool in one hand I'd take my top off, place it on your beautiful feminine back with a lovely sexy curve, and iron my top....ironing board is lethal and collapses "

I’m creasing up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you have to choose? Why not both? "

True story

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wanna crush POMM all over your boobs

Phwoaaaar. That really gets me going!

I seriously don’t know what I’d do right now if I had to choose between pickled onion monster munch and sex. Want them both!"

How about I feed you them as I watch you and play with myself, telling you what I’m thinking of doing to you?

N

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I wanna crush POMM all over your boobs

Phwoaaaar. That really gets me going!

I seriously don’t know what I’d do right now if I had to choose between pickled onion monster munch and sex. Want them both!

Then don't choose, have us both "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I wanna crush POMM all over your boobs

Phwoaaaar. That really gets me going!

I seriously don’t know what I’d do right now if I had to choose between pickled onion monster munch and sex. Want them both!

How about I feed you them as I watch you and play with myself, telling you what I’m thinking of doing to you?

N"

Oooh tell me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You know when you’re having a (lady) wank and you want people to talk dirty and tell you the things they’d like to do to you, whilst you get off...?

Yeah. I want that.

(I’ve become *that* forum poster!)"
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Listen.... Just drive the bus, we've been at this stop for ten minutes

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land


"I'd like to feed you all the cheese and gin.

(Ladies and gentlemen, how not to dirty chat 101)."

Is it wrong cheese and gin turns me on more than dirty chat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd like to feed you all the cheese and gin.

(Ladies and gentlemen, how not to dirty chat 101)."

I already know how not to dirty chat. Comes naturally.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd like to feed you all the cheese and gin.

(Ladies and gentlemen, how not to dirty chat 101).

Is it wrong cheese and gin turns me on more than dirty chat? "

Did I mention my name was Cheddar Gordon?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve smeared Cambozola all over my knob. Care for some knob cheese?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You know when you’re having a (lady) wank and you want people to talk dirty and tell you the things they’d like to do to you, whilst you get off...?

Yeah. I want that.

(I’ve become *that* forum poster!).

Listen.... Just drive the bus, we've been at this stop for ten minutes "

Sorry, I last longer than you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd like to feed you all the cheese and gin.

(Ladies and gentlemen, how not to dirty chat 101).

Is it wrong cheese and gin turns me on more than dirty chat?

Did I mention my name was Cheddar Gordon? "

I knew this was going to encourage cheesy jokes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd like to feed you all the cheese and gin.

(Ladies and gentlemen, how not to dirty chat 101).

Is it wrong cheese and gin turns me on more than dirty chat? "

No! It is not wrong.

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By *xoticloverMan
over a year ago

newcastle


"You know when you’re having a (lady) wank and you want people to talk dirty and tell you the things they’d like to do to you, whilst you get off...?

Yeah. I want that.

(I’ve become *that* forum poster!).

Listen.... Just drive the bus, we've been at this stop for ten minutes

Sorry, I last longer than you. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ve smeared Cambozola all over my knob. Care for some knob cheese?"

Bwahahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Cheese and sex and pickled onion monster munch.

Heaven.

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West

See guys in sexy shorts xx

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"You know when you’re having a (lady) wank and you want people to talk dirty and tell you the things they’d like to do to you, whilst you get off...?

Yeah. I want that.

(I’ve become *that* forum poster!)"

Go on POF, there's millions of 'em want that on there!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God I love it when Estella is overcome by lust

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fun facts.

The fastest thread to ever full up on fab was a thread entitled "I want sex" by Estella

The slowest threads ever are jointly held by 5 single males. Also entitled "I want sex"

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By *oubyLoverWoman
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

Lady wank encouragement this must be a thread for me

Cheesy knobs....erh see you later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You know when you’re having a (lady) wank and you want people to talk dirty and tell you the things they’d like to do to you, whilst you get off...?

Yeah. I want that.

(I’ve become *that* forum poster!)"

You have to not return to reply to anyone though, and we have to guess which post it was that tipped you over the edge and made you blow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought you wanted sex? You seem to be working backwards.

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester

I want to eat pickled monster munch off you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You know when you’re having a (lady) wank and you want people to talk dirty and tell you the things they’d like to do to you, whilst you get off...?

Yeah. I want that.

(I’ve become *that* forum poster!)

You have to not return to reply to anyone though, and we have to guess which post it was that tipped you over the edge and made you blow "

Deal

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I thought you wanted sex? You seem to be working backwards. "

It’s all crazy with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An ex if mine loved hula hoops in her pussy and retrieved...is this allowable?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what about pics?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"what about pics?"

cant be arsed to talk just straight down to buisness, kinky

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

God dam it I want to eat monster munch of your nipples now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just smiles and says nothing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You know when you’re having a (lady) wank and you want people to talk dirty and tell you the things they’d like to do to you, whilst you get off...?

Yeah. I want that.

(I’ve become *that* forum poster!)"

Wanna scissors with me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You know when you’re having a (lady) wank and you want people to talk dirty and tell you the things they’d like to do to you, whilst you get off...?

Yeah. I want that.

(I’ve become *that* forum poster!)

Wanna scissors with me? "

Love watching wbit of tribbing

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton

If there's cheese I am in. The sex cam wait.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If there's cheese I am in. The sex cam wait."

Oh, hello. *snorts*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thanks all.

I’m sated.

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton

Don't you snort at me Estella.

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By *bione_1Man
over a year ago

Broxbourne

Sounds interesting x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Don't you snort at me Estella. "

What you going to do about it?

*snorts*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to do with you what spring does with the cherry trees

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton


"Don't you snort at me Estella.

What you going to do about it?

*snorts*"

Rises above the quite deliberate provocation

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Take a mouthful full of wine, out of a bottle of very chilled fizz and transfer into your body... you hold for ten seconds, then I drink it out.... slowly.....

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