FabSwingers.com forum: Crisps

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I've just had a packet of cheese and onion walkers on a sandwich!

What's your crisp fetish?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just had salt and vinegar on a roll

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCpleCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville

All of them - no prejudice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The same sandwich, but with salt and vinegar crisps.

On their own, I'm slightly addicted to Frazzles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are two types of people

1. Those who have a weird unconditional love towards beef monster munch because they are the king of crisps

And

2. Dickheads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just crisps. Anything. Especially while I'm healthy eating. I'm finding crisps the hardest thing not to have. Oooh I love a good crisp.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

McCoy's flame grilled steak crisps, squashed in a corned beef roll

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"There are two types of people

1. Those who have a weird unconditional love towards beef monster munch because they are the king of crisps

And

2. Dickheads "

I must agree.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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All the crisps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pickled onion monster munch.

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By *mooth shaftMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Cheese and onion on a buttered role

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"McCoy's flame grilled steak crisps, squashed in a corned beef roll

Ain't had corn beef in years. Is it the one in the tin you can't open?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pickled onion monster munch. "

Pickled onion monster much is beef monster munchs retarded cousin

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

Marmite crisps in a cheese sandwich or, thick cut crinkly cheese and onion crisps dipped into sour cream and/or guacamole

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Pickled onion monster munch.

Pickled onion monster much is beef monster munchs retarded cousin "

Just like your are piece of cakes retarted shittier looking brother?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pickled onion monster munch.

Pickled onion monster much is beef monster munchs retarded cousin "

I’m inclusive like that.

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By *appyhumper123Man
over a year ago

hull

Golden wonder tomato flavour but they don't make them anymore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

any flavour except Worcester sauce . they are minging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pickled onion monster munch. "

Mrs N is addicted to those bad boys.

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds

"Pickled onion monster munch.

Pickled onion monster much is beef monster munchs retarded cousin

I’m inclusive like that. "

I love ringos. Love to stick my finger in them and munch my way around mm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The same sandwich, but with salt and vinegar crisps.

On their own, I'm slightly addicted to Frazzles. "

Frazzles! Yes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pickled onion monster munch.

Pickled onion monster much is beef monster munchs retarded cousin

Just like your are piece of cakes retarted shittier looking brother?"

Not sure if you are a bit dim or just not realised yet. We are the same person, this is my new account. And I don’t look any different.

Do you understand? Or should I write it in crayon for you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just had a packet of cheese and onion walkers on a sandwich!

What's your crisp fetish? "

Oh ny, a woman I can eat my favourite crisps with and still snog!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pickled onion monster munch.

Mrs N is addicted to those bad boys."

I like bad boys *and* pickled onion monster munch.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

I love crisps. One of my favourite things ever.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"McCoy's flame grilled steak crisps, squashed in a corned beef roll

Ain't had corn beef in years. Is it the one in the tin you can't open?"

Ohhh I remember those tins. You got that stupid metal key you had to use.

No, this is slices - easier

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I love crisps but my favourite are Frazzles and the last few prawn shells that have loads of favouring on them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheap and dirty 10p types..those maize types. No slices of potatoe please and you can keep yer posh, sea salt and balsamic naff, it's crisps, enough of the pseudo classy none posh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pickled onion monster munch.

Mrs N is addicted to those bad boys.

I like bad boys *and* pickled onion monster munch. "

That's a whole different topic of conversation

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

I rarely eat crisps,but I love paprika pringles,I suck the flavour of first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pickled onion monster munch.

Mrs N is addicted to those bad boys.

I like bad boys *and* pickled onion monster munch.

That's a whole different topic of conversation

*fantasises happily*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prawn cocktail or Roast Chicken.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Monster Munch flaming hot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love most crisps but on their own rather than in a roll or sandwich. Accompanied by a glass of wine maybe

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Pickled onion monster munch.

Pickled onion monster much is beef monster munchs retarded cousin

Just like your are piece of cakes retarted shittier looking brother?

Not sure if you are a bit dim or just not realised yet. We are the same person, this is my new account. And I don’t look any different.

Do you understand? Or should I write it in crayon for you?"

Do you hold the crayon between your teeth?

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

Wheat crunchies, or a packet of good old ready salted walkers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pickled onion monster munch.

Pickled onion monster much is beef monster munchs retarded cousin

Just like your are piece of cakes retarted shittier looking brother?

Not sure if you are a bit dim or just not realised yet. We are the same person, this is my new account. And I don’t look any different.

Do you understand? Or should I write it in crayon for you?

Do you hold the crayon between your teeth?"

No, I write with a pen, with my hand, because I’m an adult

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Pickled onion monster munch.

Pickled onion monster much is beef monster munchs retarded cousin

Just like your are piece of cakes retarted shittier looking brother?

Not sure if you are a bit dim or just not realised yet. We are the same person, this is my new account. And I don’t look any different.

Do you understand? Or should I write it in crayon for you?

Do you hold the crayon between your teeth?

No, I write with a pen, with my hand, because I’m an adult "

Well done. Have a sticker for finally learning how to do that.

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

Salt n vinegar squares

Disco's - all flavours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pickled onion monster munch.

Pickled onion monster much is beef monster munchs retarded cousin

Just like your are piece of cakes retarted shittier looking brother?

Not sure if you are a bit dim or just not realised yet. We are the same person, this is my new account. And I don’t look any different.

Do you understand? Or should I write it in crayon for you?

Do you hold the crayon between your teeth?

No, I write with a pen, with my hand, because I’m an adult

Well done. Have a sticker for finally learning how to do that. "

Thanks. But don’t worry, you’ll get there. Some people are just late bloomers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's it. I'm going out to buy crisps....

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Pickled onion monster munch.

Pickled onion monster much is beef monster munchs retarded cousin

Just like your are piece of cakes retarted shittier looking brother?

Not sure if you are a bit dim or just not realised yet. We are the same person, this is my new account. And I don’t look any different.

Do you understand? Or should I write it in crayon for you?

Do you hold the crayon between your teeth?

No, I write with a pen, with my hand, because I’m an adult

Well done. Have a sticker for finally learning how to do that.

Thanks. But don’t worry, you’ll get there. Some people are just late bloomers

I'm late for everything. Better than being early or you know, coming too soon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pickled onion monster munch.

Pickled onion monster much is beef monster munchs retarded cousin

Just like your are piece of cakes retarted shittier looking brother?

Not sure if you are a bit dim or just not realised yet. We are the same person, this is my new account. And I don’t look any different.

Do you understand? Or should I write it in crayon for you?

Do you hold the crayon between your teeth?

No, I write with a pen, with my hand, because I’m an adult

Well done. Have a sticker for finally learning how to do that.

Thanks. But don’t worry, you’ll get there. Some people are just late bloomers

I'm late for everything. Better than being early or you know, coming too soon."

Ah, sexual inadequacy jokes, well done. I’m sure school buddies will high five you for that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheese and pickle with wotsits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate joining in on crisp threads.

There are always too many people to disagree with.

Fucking amateurs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've just had a packet of cheese and onion walkers on a sandwich!

What's your crisp fetish?

Oh ny, a woman I can eat my favourite crisps with and still snog!

Any day

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Pickled onion monster munch.

Pickled onion monster much is beef monster munchs retarded cousin

Just like your are piece of cakes retarted shittier looking brother?

Not sure if you are a bit dim or just not realised yet. We are the same person, this is my new account. And I don’t look any different.

Do you understand? Or should I write it in crayon for you?

Do you hold the crayon between your teeth?

No, I write with a pen, with my hand, because I’m an adult

Well done. Have a sticker for finally learning how to do that. "

sorry. You two having a tiff?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Savoury vinegar used to be good

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Pickled onion monster munch.

Pickled onion monster much is beef monster munchs retarded cousin

Just like your are piece of cakes retarted shittier looking brother?

Not sure if you are a bit dim or just not realised yet. We are the same person, this is my new account. And I don’t look any different.

Do you understand? Or should I write it in crayon for you?

Do you hold the crayon between your teeth?

No, I write with a pen, with my hand, because I’m an adult

Well done. Have a sticker for finally learning how to do that.

sorry. You two having a tiff?"

No. I'm being polite

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Pickled onion monster munch.

Pickled onion monster much is beef monster munchs retarded cousin

Just like your are piece of cakes retarted shittier looking brother?

Not sure if you are a bit dim or just not realised yet. We are the same person, this is my new account. And I don’t look any different.

Do you understand? Or should I write it in crayon for you?

Do you hold the crayon between your teeth?

No, I write with a pen, with my hand, because I’m an adult

Well done. Have a sticker for finally learning how to do that.

Thanks. But don’t worry, you’ll get there. Some people are just late bloomers

I'm late for everything. Better than being early or you know, coming too soon.

Ah, sexual inadequacy jokes, well done. I’m sure school buddies will high five you for that one"

Better than you doing a solo hi-5. Wanker

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"McCoy's flame grilled steak crisps, squashed in a corned beef roll

Ain't had corn beef in years. Is it the one in the tin you can't open?

Ohhh I remember those tins. You got that stupid metal key you had to use.

No, this is slices - easier

A educated man! I like it x

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Pickled onion monster munch.

Pickled onion monster much is beef monster munchs retarded cousin

Just like your are piece of cakes retarted shittier looking brother?

Not sure if you are a bit dim or just not realised yet. We are the same person, this is my new account. And I don’t look any different.

Do you understand? Or should I write it in crayon for you?

Do you hold the crayon between your teeth?

No, I write with a pen, with my hand, because I’m an adult

Well done. Have a sticker for finally learning how to do that.

sorry. You two having a tiff?

No. I'm being polite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pickled onion monster munch.

Pickled onion monster much is beef monster munchs retarded cousin

Just like your are piece of cakes retarted shittier looking brother?

Not sure if you are a bit dim or just not realised yet. We are the same person, this is my new account. And I don’t look any different.

Do you understand? Or should I write it in crayon for you?

Do you hold the crayon between your teeth?

No, I write with a pen, with my hand, because I’m an adult

Well done. Have a sticker for finally learning how to do that.

Thanks. But don’t worry, you’ll get there. Some people are just late bloomers

I'm late for everything. Better than being early or you know, coming too soon.

Ah, sexual inadequacy jokes, well done. I’m sure school buddies will high five you for that one

Better than you doing a solo hi-5. Wanker"

Masterbation jokes now? We are scraping the bottom of the barrel.

Talking of scraping the bottom of barrel, anyone agreed to meet you lately?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Oh my precious angels, giving me such a chuckle. Thank you both

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's all about the Frazzles

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Pickled onion monster munch.

Pickled onion monster much is beef monster munchs retarded cousin

Just like your are piece of cakes retarted shittier looking brother?

Not sure if you are a bit dim or just not realised yet. We are the same person, this is my new account. And I don’t look any different.

Do you understand? Or should I write it in crayon for you?

Do you hold the crayon between your teeth?

No, I write with a pen, with my hand, because I’m an adult

Well done. Have a sticker for finally learning how to do that.

Thanks. But don’t worry, you’ll get there. Some people are just late bloomers

I'm late for everything. Better than being early or you know, coming too soon.

Ah, sexual inadequacy jokes, well done. I’m sure school buddies will high five you for that one

Better than you doing a solo hi-5. Wanker

Masterbation jokes now? We are scraping the bottom of the barrel.

Talking of scraping the bottom of barrel, anyone agreed to meet you lately?"

Oh now you know I'm not quite at the bottom. It's where all the hair and stuff festers. But no...I keep turning them down.

How about you? Still cry wanking along the motorway to Adele?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"There are two types of people

1. Those who have a weird unconditional love towards beef monster munch because they are the king of crisps

And

2. Dickheads "

Pickled onion monster munch

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By *carlettxWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"I've just had a packet of cheese and onion walkers on a sandwich!

What's your crisp fetish? "

Omg I’m so jel

Not had one of these in years - not quite the same in shitty gluten free bread

Savour every moment lol

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Oh my precious angels, giving me such a chuckle. Thank you both

. Wait.. I'm being serious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just had a packet of cheese and onion walkers on a sandwich!

What's your crisp fetish? "

Pretty much nailed it there.

Kettle Seasalt and balsamic are pretty special as well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smiths bacon fries are second to none.

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By *r C Miss CCouple
over a year ago

llanelli

Tuna & onion roll(brown seeded) with a crushed up pack of ready salted crisp.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Liking Aldi steak fajita ones at the minute. Chilli heat wave comes a close second

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pickled onion monster munch.

Pickled onion monster much is beef monster munchs retarded cousin

Just like your are piece of cakes retarted shittier looking brother?

Not sure if you are a bit dim or just not realised yet. We are the same person, this is my new account. And I don’t look any different.

Do you understand? Or should I write it in crayon for you?

Do you hold the crayon between your teeth?

No, I write with a pen, with my hand, because I’m an adult

Well done. Have a sticker for finally learning how to do that.

Thanks. But don’t worry, you’ll get there. Some people are just late bloomers

I'm late for everything. Better than being early or you know, coming too soon.

Ah, sexual inadequacy jokes, well done. I’m sure school buddies will high five you for that one

Better than you doing a solo hi-5. Wanker

Masterbation jokes now? We are scraping the bottom of the barrel.

Talking of scraping the bottom of barrel, anyone agreed to meet you lately?

Oh now you know I'm not quite at the bottom. It's where all the hair and stuff festers. But no...I keep turning them down.

How about you? Still cry wanking along the motorway to Adele? "

When the only options are cry wanking to Adele to wanking to you. It’s an easy choice

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Pickled onion monster munch.

Pickled onion monster much is beef monster munchs retarded cousin

Just like your are piece of cakes retarted shittier looking brother?

Not sure if you are a bit dim or just not realised yet. We are the same person, this is my new account. And I don’t look any different.

Do you understand? Or should I write it in crayon for you?

Do you hold the crayon between your teeth?

No, I write with a pen, with my hand, because I’m an adult

Well done. Have a sticker for finally learning how to do that.

Thanks. But don’t worry, you’ll get there. Some people are just late bloomers

I'm late for everything. Better than being early or you know, coming too soon.

Ah, sexual inadequacy jokes, well done. I’m sure school buddies will high five you for that one

Better than you doing a solo hi-5. Wanker

Masterbation jokes now? We are scraping the bottom of the barrel.

Talking of scraping the bottom of barrel, anyone agreed to meet you lately?

Oh now you know I'm not quite at the bottom. It's where all the hair and stuff festers. But no...I keep turning them down.

How about you? Still cry wanking along the motorway to Adele?

When the only options are cry wanking to Adele to wanking to you. It’s an easy choice "

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Oòooops Discos I'd forgotten about them....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snaps or chipsticks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aldi own brand.

Cheap as chips.

See what I did there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scampi Fries

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Pickled onion monster munch.

Pickled onion monster much is beef monster munchs retarded cousin

Just like your are piece of cakes retarted shittier looking brother?

Not sure if you are a bit dim or just not realised yet. We are the same person, this is my new account. And I don’t look any different.

Do you understand? Or should I write it in crayon for you?

Do you hold the crayon between your teeth?

No, I write with a pen, with my hand, because I’m an adult

Well done. Have a sticker for finally learning how to do that.

Thanks. But don’t worry, you’ll get there. Some people are just late bloomers

I'm late for everything. Better than being early or you know, coming too soon.

Ah, sexual inadequacy jokes, well done. I’m sure school buddies will high five you for that one

Better than you doing a solo hi-5. Wanker

Masterbation jokes now? We are scraping the bottom of the barrel.

Talking of scraping the bottom of barrel, anyone agreed to meet you lately?

Oh now you know I'm not quite at the bottom. It's where all the hair and stuff festers. But no...I keep turning them down.

How about you? Still cry wanking along the motorway to Adele?

When the only options are cry wanking to Adele to wanking to you. It’s an easy choice "

Like the people you visit?

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

I like most crisps apart from Salt & Vinegar which I hate...not too keen on straight up Ready Salted or Prawn Cocktail either...

....if I had a choice though would go for one of the following:

Walkers Ham & Cheddar

Walkers Sensations Thai Sweet Chilli

Pickled Onion Monster Munch

Frazzles

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"I've just had a packet of cheese and onion walkers on a sandwich!

What's your crisp fetish? "

Gotta be a cheese n onion crunchy butty for me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pickled onion monster munch.

Pickled onion monster much is beef monster munchs retarded cousin

Just like your are piece of cakes retarted shittier looking brother?

Not sure if you are a bit dim or just not realised yet. We are the same person, this is my new account. And I don’t look any different.

Do you understand? Or should I write it in crayon for you?

Do you hold the crayon between your teeth?

No, I write with a pen, with my hand, because I’m an adult

Well done. Have a sticker for finally learning how to do that.

Thanks. But don’t worry, you’ll get there. Some people are just late bloomers

I'm late for everything. Better than being early or you know, coming too soon.

Ah, sexual inadequacy jokes, well done. I’m sure school buddies will high five you for that one

Better than you doing a solo hi-5. Wanker

Masterbation jokes now? We are scraping the bottom of the barrel.

Talking of scraping the bottom of barrel, anyone agreed to meet you lately?

Oh now you know I'm not quite at the bottom. It's where all the hair and stuff festers. But no...I keep turning them down.

How about you? Still cry wanking along the motorway to Adele?

When the only options are cry wanking to Adele to wanking to you. It’s an easy choice

Like the people you visit? "

2 replies and 15 minutes later, and that’s what you come back with? I had such high hopes for you

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Pickled onion monster munch.

Pickled onion monster much is beef monster munchs retarded cousin

Just like your are piece of cakes retarted shittier looking brother?

Not sure if you are a bit dim or just not realised yet. We are the same person, this is my new account. And I don’t look any different.

Do you understand? Or should I write it in crayon for you?

Do you hold the crayon between your teeth?

No, I write with a pen, with my hand, because I’m an adult

Well done. Have a sticker for finally learning how to do that.

Thanks. But don’t worry, you’ll get there. Some people are just late bloomers

I'm late for everything. Better than being early or you know, coming too soon.

Ah, sexual inadequacy jokes, well done. I’m sure school buddies will high five you for that one

Better than you doing a solo hi-5. Wanker

Masterbation jokes now? We are scraping the bottom of the barrel.

Talking of scraping the bottom of barrel, anyone agreed to meet you lately?

Oh now you know I'm not quite at the bottom. It's where all the hair and stuff festers. But no...I keep turning them down.

How about you? Still cry wanking along the motorway to Adele?

When the only options are cry wanking to Adele to wanking to you. It’s an easy choice

Like the people you visit?

2 replies and 15 minutes later, and that’s what you come back with? I had such high hopes for you"

Lies. I can see from your veris you have low standards.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Anyway I like salt and vinegar squares

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyway I like salt and vinegar squares "

The cheese and onion ones of those are well up there too. Don’t be forgetting skips though

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By *edonistic needsWoman
over a year ago

sexton

"There are two types of people

1. Those who have a weird unconditional love towards beef monster munch because they are the king of crisps

And

2. Dickheads "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love beef hula hoops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pickled onion monster munch.

Pickled onion monster much is beef monster munchs retarded cousin

Just like your are piece of cakes retarted shittier looking brother?

Not sure if you are a bit dim or just not realised yet. We are the same person, this is my new account. And I don’t look any different.

Do you understand? Or should I write it in crayon for you?

Do you hold the crayon between your teeth?

No, I write with a pen, with my hand, because I’m an adult

Well done. Have a sticker for finally learning how to do that.

Thanks. But don’t worry, you’ll get there. Some people are just late bloomers

I'm late for everything. Better than being early or you know, coming too soon.

Ah, sexual inadequacy jokes, well done. I’m sure school buddies will high five you for that one

Better than you doing a solo hi-5. Wanker

Masterbation jokes now? We are scraping the bottom of the barrel.

Talking of scraping the bottom of barrel, anyone agreed to meet you lately?

Oh now you know I'm not quite at the bottom. It's where all the hair and stuff festers. But no...I keep turning them down.

How about you? Still cry wanking along the motorway to Adele?

When the only options are cry wanking to Adele to wanking to you. It’s an easy choice

Like the people you visit?

2 replies and 15 minutes later, and that’s what you come back with? I had such high hopes for you

Lies. I can see from your veris you have low standards."

As a friend and a human being, just stop, please

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By *edonistic needsWoman
over a year ago

sexton

Don't knock this one till you ve tried it.. A favourite of mine in my student days.

Tomato ketchup flavoured crisps with a pack of chocolate buttons mixed in

Yummy I like best of both treats.. Not changed really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beefy wotsits mmmmmmm But now you can only get them if you buy the beef mix-ups. Cheesy wotsits just dont cut it. Plus they make your fingers turn orange like a heavy smoker.

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By *oubyLoverWoman
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

Thin white bread, butter, one layer of walkers cheese and onion crisps, squash flat, a few more, squash flat. Eat.

Damnit I won't get that out of my head until I eat it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pickled onion monster munch. "

My kind of girl!

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Onion rings dipped in a pint of cider...food of the gods..mmmn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My fav at the moment are sour cream and chive pop chips or bbq beef mini cheddars xx

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over a year ago

I love almost all crisps, barely a day goes by that I don't have some. My favourite has to be Reggae Reggae crisps partly because of the difficulty in finding a regular supply and so I don't have them as often as I would like.

If anyone knows where I can get a regular supply of Reggae Reggae crisps or knows a crisp dealer who might be able to hook me up please drop me a pm.

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

I'm unfussed by crisps.

I'll eat them if there are some going, but I wouldn't bother buying them.

I'm clearly a weirdo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Branigans both flavours. Hard to get these days.

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By *wisted2000Woman
over a year ago

under my rock cleethorpes

Can anyone remember when wotsits did prawn cocktail flavour? they need to make a come back

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By *ondon-guy68Man
over a year ago

London

Twiglets.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Twiglets. "

they are sooooo wrong xx

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Twiglets. "

I'm a serial twiglet sucker and finger licker

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

Prawn cocktail crisps in a cheese sandwich

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jalapeño Kettle Crisps, but haven’t been able to get them for a while

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can anyone remember when wotsits did prawn cocktail flavour? they need to make a come back

I do!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Pickled onion monster munch.

Pickled onion monster much is beef monster munchs retarded cousin

Just like your are piece of cakes retarted shittier looking brother?

Not sure if you are a bit dim or just not realised yet. We are the same person, this is my new account. And I don’t look any different.

Do you understand? Or should I write it in crayon for you?

Do you hold the crayon between your teeth?

No, I write with a pen, with my hand, because I’m an adult

Well done. Have a sticker for finally learning how to do that.

Thanks. But don’t worry, you’ll get there. Some people are just late bloomers

I'm late for everything. Better than being early or you know, coming too soon.

Ah, sexual inadequacy jokes, well done. I’m sure school buddies will high five you for that one

Better than you doing a solo hi-5. Wanker

Masterbation jokes now? We are scraping the bottom of the barrel.

Talking of scraping the bottom of barrel, anyone agreed to meet you lately?

Oh now you know I'm not quite at the bottom. It's where all the hair and stuff festers. But no...I keep turning them down.

How about you? Still cry wanking along the motorway to Adele?

When the only options are cry wanking to Adele to wanking to you. It’s an easy choice

Like the people you visit?

2 replies and 15 minutes later, and that’s what you come back with? I had such high hopes for you

Lies. I can see from your veris you have low standards.

As a friend and a human being, just stop, please"

Okay. But you know beef aren't the best.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peanuts salted with chocolate!

Sorry I know it’s not crisps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Steak McCoys!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Steak McCoys! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pickled onion monster munch in an egg mayo roll..... Perfection

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Steak McCoys! "

Yes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Steak McCoys!

Yes!"

If you like them you'll love rough cuts grilled steak by golden wonder!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Steak McCoys!

Yes!

If you like them you'll love rough cuts grilled steak by golden wonder! "

I'm going to have to go look for them tomorrow

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheese and onion crisps in a salad cream sarnie, don't knock it til you've tried it

Oh and spicy niknaks

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over a year ago

"I've just had a packet of cheese and onion walkers on a sandwich!

What's your crisp fetish?

Oh ny, a woman I can eat my favourite crisps with and still snog!

Any day

I'll bring a family pack of just cheese and onion..........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Walkers sweet chilli.

Also cheese and onion crisps on lemon curd tarts.

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By *wisted2000Woman
over a year ago

under my rock cleethorpes

"Walkers sweet chilli.

Also cheese and onion crisps on lemon curd tarts.

. "

You mean separate, right??

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By *ysnomiaMan
over a year ago

Preston

"I've just had a packet of cheese and onion walkers on a sandwich!

What's your crisp fetish? "

Love a good walkers beef and onion. Takes me right back to bring a kid, swimming done, eyes slightly stingy from chlorine, crisps, not chocolte and vidoe games in the foyer. Happy days!

Other than that it's cheese and onion in a sammich, and the eternal dilema of how much is filling, and how much is garnish.

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Cheese and onion with salty nuts in them.

Oh, for clarity, peanuts.

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By *eadySteadyCockCouple
over a year ago

Tredegar

Tomato & Sausage but they stopped making them the twats!

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By *ancs MinxWoman
over a year ago

Burnley

Pickled onion space invaders

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Walkers sweet chilli.

Also cheese and onion crisps on lemon curd tarts.

You mean separate, right??

No.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can anyone remember when wotsits did prawn cocktail flavour? they need to make a come back

Wheres the puke imoji?

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By *rs mischiefWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

I love crisps salt and vinegar fish and chips. Bacon frazzles but op you are right cheese and onion walkers make the best crisp buttie x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sea salt and balsamic vinegar kettle chips

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By *eather_Loves_SexWoman
over a year ago

Halfway Between London and Brighton

"Just crisps. Anything. Especially while I'm healthy eating. I'm finding crisps the hardest thing not to have. Oooh I love a good crisp. "
this!

love salty snacks

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By *.A.MGUY55Man
over a year ago

Rochdale

Quavers on fresh warm bread mnnn with butter

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By *ack_at_the_farm....Man
over a year ago

woodhall spa

"I've just had a packet of cheese and onion walkers on a sandwich!

What's your crisp fetish? "

Smokey bacon or cheese and onion

Pringles are my fave but i don’t think they do smokey bacon pringles

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"Just crisps. Anything. Especially while I'm healthy eating. I'm finding crisps the hardest thing not to have. Oooh I love a good crisp. "

I'm the same. I tried those sea thins instead yesterday. Disappointing. But roasted green beans sprinkled with sea salt have hit the spot. Super crunchy and super tasty. It's counter intuitive though; you have to cook them way past what you think is non burnt for it to work. But it does.

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By *-Little-Mz-Minx-xWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Steak flavoured crisps in a crusty roll....

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over a year ago

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"I love almost all crisps, barely a day goes by that I don't have some. My favourite has to be Reggae Reggae crisps partly because of the difficulty in finding a regular supply and so I don't have them as often as I would like.

If anyone knows where I can get a regular supply of Reggae Reggae crisps or knows a crisp dealer who might be able to hook me up please drop me a pm."

Believe it or not Amazon would appear to be your friend here!!

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

McCoys salt & vinegar

Kettle crisps balsamic vinegar and sea salt.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"I've just had a packet of cheese and onion walkers on a sandwich!

What's your crisp fetish? "

Damn you woman...

*off to the kitchen for salt and vinegar crisp sammich I go.

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By *.Watford-AmericanMan
over a year ago

St Albans / Bournemouth

Thai sweet chilli sensations is by far the best one

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Cheese and onion walkers make a good topping along with parmesan on a pasta bake type meal

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By *adyLucknGamblersCouple
over a year ago

Harwich / Colchester

"Marmite crisps in a cheese sandwich or, thick cut crinkly cheese and onion crisps dipped into sour cream and/or guacamole

Woohoo im not the only who likes marmite crisps in a cheese sandwich

Lady xx

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By *laytimenowMan
over a year ago

Essex

Golden Wonder sausage & tomato flavour

1 open bag

2 scruch & crush crisps until as smashed as can be .

3 pick up small amount with 2 fingers

4 place in mouth lick fingers clean

5 return moistened fingers to bag

6 pick up more with same 2 fingers

8 place in mouth & lick fingers

9 repeat until bag is empty

10 turn the light back on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Marmite crisps in a cheese sandwich or, thick cut crinkly cheese and onion crisps dipped into sour cream and/or guacamole

Woohoo im not the only who likes marmite crisps in a cheese sandwich

Lady xx"

Going to try that sounds nice.

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