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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Does this scenario not annoy anyone else ?:You type out your profile stating quite clearly what it is you want from swinging and then you receive a message saying 'So what is it you want from here?'.How do you guys reply to this?Funny examples more than welcome!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think the problem starts with you thinking that most men on this site read past where it says you're a woman on your profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does this scenario not annoy anyone else ?:You type out your profile stating quite clearly what it is you want from swinging and then you receive a message saying 'So what is it you want from here?'.How do you guys reply to this?Funny examples more than welcome!"

I usually get sarcastic and say something along the lines of 'I/we want people to read our profile to see what I/we want from here'

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think the problem starts with you thinking that most men on this site read past where it says you're a woman on your profile"

Its actually women as well!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Does this scenario not annoy anyone else ?:You type out your profile stating quite clearly what it is you want from swinging and then you receive a message saying 'So what is it you want from here?'.How do you guys reply to this?Funny examples more than welcome!

I usually get sarcastic and say something along the lines of 'I/we want people to read our profile to see what I/we want from here'

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I'm going to have to try that next time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does this scenario not annoy anyone else ?:You type out your profile stating quite clearly what it is you want from swinging and then you receive a message saying 'So what is it you want from here?'.How do you guys reply to this?Funny examples more than welcome!

I usually get sarcastic and say something along the lines of 'I/we want people to read our profile to see what I/we want from here'

I'm going to have to try that next time!"

Either that or ask for a guy with an Aston Martin, an 8 figure bank balance, and an insatiable appetite for sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A similar type of question is am I bi... well my profile says straight and I’m a “say what you mean and mean what you say” type of guy. So the answer is no I am not

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Does this scenario not annoy anyone else ?:You type out your profile stating quite clearly what it is you want from swinging and then you receive a message saying 'So what is it you want from here?'.How do you guys reply to this?Funny examples more than welcome!

I usually get sarcastic and say something along the lines of 'I/we want people to read our profile to see what I/we want from here'

I'm going to have to try that next time!

Either that or ask for a guy with an Aston Martin, an 8 figure bank balance, and an insatiable appetite for sex. "

If you know one,send him up't north immediately!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A similar type of question is am I bi... well my profile says straight and I’m a “say what you mean and mean what you say” type of guy. So the answer is no I am not"

That must be so frustrating!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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I'm going to have to try that next time!

Either that or ask for a guy with an Aston Martin, an 8 figure bank balance, and an insatiable appetite for sex.

If you know one,send him up't north immediately! "

I've got a model Aston Martin - check

I've got the 8 figure balance, approx £0'000'383.00 - check

Instatiable appetite - check

Result, I'm on my way oop norf

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

I'm going to have to try that next time!

Either that or ask for a guy with an Aston Martin, an 8 figure bank balance, and an insatiable appetite for sex.

If you know one,send him up't north immediately!

I've got a model Aston Martin - check

I've got the 8 figure balance, approx £0'000'383.00 - check

Instatiable appetite - check

Result, I'm on my way oop norf

"

Hey up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think the problem starts with you thinking that most men on this site read past where it says you're a woman on your profile

Its actually women as well!"

That, is not what I expected to hear

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think the problem starts with you thinking that most men on this site read past where it says you're a woman on your profile

Its actually women as well!

That, is not what I expected to hear"

Its true!Two already today!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find it more annoying when they read what you want but message anyway and try to convince you that you want something else!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think the problem starts with you thinking that most men on this site read past where it says you're a woman on your profile

Its actually women as well!

That, is not what I expected to hear

Its true!Two already today!"

couples are bad too at this, not just singles

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I find it more annoying when they read what you want but message anyway and try to convince you that you want something else! "

Oh yes!That happens as well!!

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By *ashedMan
over a year ago

hemel

Is there writing on a profile I thought it was only photos x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tend not to message first as I read the profile and see that I may be what they want and in the past even if I have worded the best message in the world it gets deleted without being read so I am at a loss until someone messages me.

I make sure that I am in the age range and all criteria and try to get a conversation going but still fail atm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does this scenario not annoy anyone else ?:You type out your profile stating quite clearly what it is you want from swinging and then you receive a message saying 'So what is it you want from here?'.How do you guys reply to this?Funny examples more than welcome!"

LOL or say your straight and get inundated with messages from guys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve started getting sarky in my replies by saying well if you happened to read the words on my profile and not just look at the pictures you wouldn’t need to waste either of our time asking this question

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The one that used to piss me off was, can I ask you a question?

You just did mate, it's click bait so you reply, I would just block them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does this scenario not annoy anyone else ?:You type out your profile stating quite clearly what it is you want from swinging and then you receive a message saying 'So what is it you want from here?'.How do you guys reply to this?Funny examples more than welcome!

LOL or say your straight and get inundated with messages from guys"

in the last 2 days i have had about 60 views and about 10 messages from guys wanting me to smash their back doors in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve started getting sarky in my replies by saying well if you happened to read the words on my profile and not just look at the pictures you wouldn’t need to waste either of our time asking this question "

The pictures are a tad distracting

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ve started getting sarky in my replies by saying well if you happened to read the words on my profile and not just look at the pictures you wouldn’t need to waste either of our time asking this question "

I may just have to forgive them on this occasion as your pictures are gorgeous!

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds


"I’ve started getting sarky in my replies by saying well if you happened to read the words on my profile and not just look at the pictures you wouldn’t need to waste either of our time asking this question

I may just have to forgive them on this occasion as your pictures are gorgeous!"

I have two replies. One is to copy and paste my entire bio in the message. The other is to say I’m looking for hints and tips on crochet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s those first ones you get asking what you looking for that grind me, I just reply, says on my profile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well, I feel like I'm in a minority. I admit, I do go back to profiles, and then think "oh yeah, that's why I didn't message them the first time I was on this profile". Usually it's beard/bald related (yeah I know, I BIC my head, but I always presume that no to bald men includes me in it), but also I don't like to push my luck with "no single men" profiles. Why waste everyone's time on something that is going to be an obvious resounding no?

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

My default answer, to the ones I don't delete

"have you actually read my profile?"

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