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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Women who can put stockings on and attach them to suspenders must have magical powers. There’s no other explanation.

Can someone give me lessons? Even my hold ups roll down. Repellent legs obv.

Aargh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women who can put stockings on and attach them to suspenders must have magical powers. There’s no other explanation.

Can someone give me lessons? Even my hold ups roll down. Repellent legs obv.

Aargh

If u could record and send us we may be able to help you in finding what u doing wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women who can put stockings on and attach them to suspenders must have magical powers. There’s no other explanation.

Can someone give me lessons? Even my hold ups roll down. Repellent legs obv.

Aargh

I am the same! I fear I’m a female lingerie let down.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Women who can put stockings on and attach them to suspenders must have magical powers. There’s no other explanation.

Can someone give me lessons? Even my hold ups roll down. Repellent legs obv.

Aargh

If u could record and send us we may be able to help you in finding what u doing wrong

All you’d see is a fat woman swearing spectacularly.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Women who can put stockings on and attach them to suspenders must have magical powers. There’s no other explanation.

Can someone give me lessons? Even my hold ups roll down. Repellent legs obv.

Aargh

I am the same! I fear I’m a female lingerie let down.

Not judging by the profile pic darlin

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By *s_bettyboopWoman
over a year ago

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I feel your pain, happens to me to me as well

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Anne Summers hold ups are actually good. I am sturdy of thigh but these stay up for me.( Don't use any lotion on your legs tho or they deffo won't stay up) x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ok I’ve got three done but I think I might have broken a rib. Could just be a bad muscle sprain though.

Is it standard to do a year of yoga before attempting the back ones?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anne Summers hold ups are actually good. I am sturdy of thigh but these stay up for me.( Don't use any lotion on your legs tho or they deffo won't stay up) x"

I fear the oil may have been detrimental to the hold up process

I love the phrase ‘sturdy of thigh though’

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

It’s those that are on the dragon scale that worries me...

Them at the top....

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

Train as a contortionist

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

I feel your pain, it's always a contortionist act to get them on, and I'm pretty flexible.

The worst bit is finally getting the one snapped on, only to find your seams are wonky!

As for hold ups.. Tesco ones are brilliant!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got massive thighs so really struggle, M&S are good I always attach the suspenders to the stockings then put them on.

But I've just bought some body stockings with cut out stockings if you know what I mean, and I think these are the way forward for me.

Ginger

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

Do mine quite easily whilst sitting

Always put them on the slickest setting then I've they're hooked on I tighten them to go well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women who can put stockings on and attach them to suspenders must have magical powers. There’s no other explanation.

Can someone give me lessons? Even my hold ups roll down. Repellent legs obv.

Aargh

I'm more than willing to give you a private lesson. If you agree I'll study YouTube instructional videos while you drive down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hold ups and stockings i swear by m&s.... and I must be a witch as have mastered the art of doing suspenders up x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women who can put stockings on and attach them to suspenders must have magical powers. There’s no other explanation.

Can someone give me lessons? Even my hold ups roll down. Repellent legs obv.

Aargh

I am the same! I fear I’m a female lingerie let down.

Not judging by the profile pic darlin

Boob scaffolding is easier, it’s the stockings/suspenders I can’t do! Fiddly fuckers.

(Thanks though!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hold ups never put cream on legs and always buy correct size .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok I’ve got three done but I think I might have broken a rib. Could just be a bad muscle sprain though.

Is it standard to do a year of yoga before attempting the back ones? "

I think to do the back ones alone you need your foot up near your ear somewhere.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women who can put stockings on and attach them to suspenders must have magical powers. There’s no other explanation.

Can someone give me lessons? Even my hold ups roll down. Repellent legs obv.

Aargh

I could pop round one evening and help you put them on ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Women who can put stockings on and attach them to suspenders must have magical powers. There’s no other explanation.

Can someone give me lessons? Even my hold ups roll down. Repellent legs obv.

Aargh

I'm more than willing to give you a private lesson. If you agree I'll study YouTube instructional videos while you drive down

I hope you don’t need YouTube instructional videos for everything

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok I’ve got three done but I think I might have broken a rib. Could just be a bad muscle sprain though.

Is it standard to do a year of yoga before attempting the back ones?

I think to do the back ones alone you need your foot up near your ear somewhere.

Yeah it’s been a while since my foot was near my ear. Sadly.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Attach the stockings to the suspender belt before you put them on. You can more or less judge where they need to go and if one's wrong you can adjust it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hold ups never put cream on legs and always buy correct size .

This advice earlier would have been splendid. Will follow if I ever forget the pain of the last hour and ever attempt them again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok I’ve got three done but I think I might have broken a rib. Could just be a bad muscle sprain though.

Is it standard to do a year of yoga before attempting the back ones?

I think to do the back ones alone you need your foot up near your ear somewhere.

I thought that was to remove them

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Attach the stockings to the suspender belt before you put them on. You can more or less judge where they need to go and if one's wrong you can adjust it.

Seriously you need to see my face right now. My mind is blown. What? I can’t fathom. What if they’re attached to a basque? Ok I think I need to reflect on this suggestion, feels like a Krypton Factor challenge.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anne Summers hold ups are actually good. I am sturdy of thigh but these stay up for me.( Don't use any lotion on your legs tho or they deffo won't stay up) x"

This. They are the best ones.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do mine quite easily whilst sitting

Always put them on the slickest setting then I've they're hooked on I tighten them to go well "

You’re a better woman than me then, that is clear.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've got massive thighs so really struggle, M&S are good I always attach the suspenders to the stockings then put them on.

But I've just bought some body stockings with cut out stockings if you know what I mean, and I think these are the way forward for me.

Ginger"

Now then, that sounds more like a plan for me, thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Attach the stockings to the suspender belt before you put them on. You can more or less judge where they need to go and if one's wrong you can adjust it.

That seems so obvious now you say it. I may need to put mine on now just to try it out

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By *olden RatioWoman
over a year ago

Buckinghamshire

Use stockings with a backseam and use that first off to line up the back clip first... once you’ve got that done it’s a doddle

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Attach the stockings to the suspender belt before you put them on. You can more or less judge where they need to go and if one's wrong you can adjust it.

A basque might be more difficult but I can't see why you couldn't do that too. I never wear stockings with a basque though the suspenders are always too darn long.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I feel your pain, it's always a contortionist act to get them on, and I'm pretty flexible.

The worst bit is finally getting the one snapped on, only to find your seams are wonky!

As for hold ups.. Tesco ones are brilliant! "

Seams!!!! Jesus Christ woman I’m on basic level lingerie uselessness here, seams would send me over the edge lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Find a friend to help

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton

"[Removed by poster at 13/11/17 23:02:10]"

Spelunk erur.

Sooo as I was saying. I am a little bit in love with you OP. This is gold.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Attach the stockings to the suspender belt before you put them on. You can more or less judge where they need to go and if one's wrong you can adjust it.

That seems so obvious now you say it. I may need to put mine on now just to try it out

I've been doing it for years it saves an awful lot of time and sprained muscles

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 13/11/17 23:02:10]

Spelunk erur.

Sooo as I was saying. I am a little bit in love with you OP. This is gold.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Find a friend to help

Seems a bit pointless to get someone to come and help put them on when I want them to take them off though?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So as an update, they won’t stay on. I clip them all, make a smug face, move and ‘ping’....

Harrumph I give up and choose gin

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"So as an update, they won’t stay on. I clip them all, make a smug face, move and ‘ping’....

Harrumph I give up and choose gin"

Are the clips plastic or metal, are the suspenders long enough?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Attach the stockings to the suspender belt before you put them on. You can more or less judge where they need to go and if one's wrong you can adjust it.

beat me to it. I do this after many failed attempts and frustration.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always manage 3 straps fine, the last is always a bitch and once I do get it done, often by someone else, it pings off every now n then n I have to struggle with it for another 20 minutes!

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By *inky Bi TrioCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

Yofi stik it body adhesive you get it on amazon is good to keep them up plus don't wear any moisturiser on your legs you can also get hollywood fashion tape great for keeping other clothing in place as well as stockings

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Seams!!!! Jesus Christ woman I’m on basic level lingerie uselessness here, seams would send me over the edge lol"

It's taken me over 25yrs, and I still get it wrong. Can always do my right leg, the left... I've been known to knock on my neighbours door!

" So as an update, they won’t stay on. I clip them all, make a smug face, move and ‘ping’....

Harrumph I give up and choose gin "

Gin is always the answer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok I’ve got three done but I think I might have broken a rib. Could just be a bad muscle sprain though.

Is it standard to do a year of yoga before attempting the back ones? "

Three stockings? Are you from the Isle of Man OP?

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By *lutandhubbyCouple
over a year ago

west midlands

it helps if you damp the top of your legs first, helps them stay us. xx

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By *lutandhubbyCouple
over a year ago

west midlands

"it helps if you damp the top of your legs first, helps them stay us. xx

(up even), lol.

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