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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I need a job. It's not that I don't have one as I do, but after a relaxing weekend away I've been in the office one morning and I'm stressed to fuck already.

I go home stressed and angry almost every night and I've had enough.

So, what job would you give me and why?

P.S, I probably won't reply to this thread much until this evening as I will be doing my fucking shitty arse ache of a job all afternoon.

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

You can be my naked handyman - do I need a reason?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd love to have an animal rescue.

I already work for a charity and I hate it! So I feel your pain MM

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You can be my naked handyman - do I need a reason? "

I am good with hands, I'll consider it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd love to have an animal rescue.

I already work for a charity and I hate it! So I feel your pain MM "

Hit me up if you ever need a Beaver specialist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd love to have an animal rescue.

I already work for a charity and I hate it! So I feel your pain MM

Hit me up if you ever need a Beaver specialist "

Will do and keep smiling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve a job for a cuddle buddy. Naked. I’m my bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve a job for a cuddle buddy. Naked. I’m my bed. "

In*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ve a job for a cuddle buddy. Naked. I’m my bed. "

What's the hours?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve a job for a cuddle buddy. Naked. I’m my bed.

What's the hours?"

You can choose. I like surprises.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I’ve a job for a cuddle buddy. Naked. I’m my bed.

What's the hours?"
the perfect job. Who cares what the hours are lol

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By *cotGirlWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

I could do with a chauffeur... it's getting a bit chilly to be relying on public transport

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I could do with a chauffeur... it's getting a bit chilly to be relying on public transport "

I can do driving, I'm good at that. Ever seen Fake Taxi?

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By *cotGirlWoman
over a year ago

Manchester


"I could do with a chauffeur... it's getting a bit chilly to be relying on public transport

I can do driving, I'm good at that. Ever seen Fake Taxi?"

I think I've been in a few!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I'm willing to be a naked butler for special occasions

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

I need a gardener, have to be able to build fences, chop down trees, tackle rampaging budleai bushes & ward off the affections of a manic chihuahua

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

OP, you could be the nemesis of a world famous detective.

That looks exciting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OP, you could be the nemesis of a world famous detective.

That looks exciting."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Op. Do we work for the same company. We have offices all over Norfolk.

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

I can think of a few jobs you could do for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Op. Do we work for the same company. We have offices all over Norfolk. "

I doubt it, can't imagine anyone else sane working for this lot.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can think of a few jobs you could do for me "

Likewise sweetcheeks

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I can think of a few jobs you could do for me

Likewise sweetcheeks "

Let's all revoke our job offers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never let a job stress me.. its only work, way more important things for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can think of a few jobs you could do for me

Likewise sweetcheeks

Let's all revoke our job offers "

Yeah! You wanna cuddle me instead?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can think of a few jobs you could do for me

Likewise sweetcheeks

Let's all revoke our job offers "

I don't remember seeing an offer from you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can think of a few jobs you could do for me

Likewise sweetcheeks

Let's all revoke our job offers

Yeah! You wanna cuddle me instead? "

I can't accept your job offer as I could never accept payments for cuddles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can think of a few jobs you could do for me

Likewise sweetcheeks

Let's all revoke our job offers

Yeah! You wanna cuddle me instead?

I can't accept your job offer as I could never accept payments for cuddles. "

You won’t cuddle me? Waaaaaaaaahhh

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can think of a few jobs you could do for me

Likewise sweetcheeks

Let's all revoke our job offers

Yeah! You wanna cuddle me instead?

I can't accept your job offer as I could never accept payments for cuddles.

You won’t cuddle me? Waaaaaaaaahhh"

No, I just said I wouldn't accept payment

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I can think of a few jobs you could do for me

Likewise sweetcheeks

Let's all revoke our job offers

I don't remember seeing an offer from you "

I didn't want to share it publicly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can think of a few jobs you could do for me

Likewise sweetcheeks

Let's all revoke our job offers

Yeah! You wanna cuddle me instead?

I can't accept your job offer as I could never accept payments for cuddles.

You won’t cuddle me? Waaaaaaaaahhh

No, I just said I wouldn't accept payment "

Oooooooh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think you have a good eye for photos. You could take some of me for payment...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can think of a few jobs you could do for me

Likewise sweetcheeks

Let's all revoke our job offers

I don't remember seeing an offer from you

I didn't want to share it publicly."

Ooooh, that offer

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think you have a good eye for photos. You could take some of me for payment..."

It's all about cold hard cash though, but I like the sound of the job. Maybe we can negotiate?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

roadie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think you have a good eye for photos. You could take some of me for payment...

It's all about cold hard cash though, but I like the sound of the job. Maybe we can negotiate?"

Happy to

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