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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Morning everyone,

Does anyone else end up with a huge pile of random odd socks, from their washing or is it just me?!

What happens to their partners? ... it drives me crazy! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glad I'm not the only one!

I keep thinking their partners will show up.... But they never do.... Poor lonely socks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Same here the sock fairies take them I presume

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I read a book and it was about a place where all lost people lived.They had all things that people had lost and were wearing odd socks looking for the matching one .Was quite funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We actually have a dedicated odd socks box in the hope the other halves turn up not sure its working though

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Glad I'm not the only one!

I keep thinking their partners will show up.... But they never do.... Poor lonely socks"

Me too, so I keep them and now have a pile of 30 or more!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Same here the sock fairies take them I presume "

Wish they would come and take the other one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is a dreaded beast called the sock goblin who sneaks into the washing machine and steals one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drives me nuts where they all go to. I swear this morning I reunited a pair after about six months of separation. Beautiful moment it was.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I read a book and it was about a place where all lost people lived.They had all things that people had lost and were wearing odd socks looking for the matching one .Was quite funny "

Sounds like a random, funny read

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We actually have a dedicated odd socks box in the hope the other halves turn up not sure its working though "

Same here!! Occasionally find a pair in there...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come on own up is the sock thief on this site

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Drives me nuts where they all go to. I swear this morning I reunited a pair after about six months of separation. Beautiful moment it was."

Lol, I genuinely get quite excited when I can match up a pair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning everyone,

Does anyone else end up with a huge pile of random odd socks, from their washing or is it just me?!

What happens to their partners? ... it drives me crazy! Lol "

i read somewhere where they ended up, but im not taking my washing machine apart to find out

so

sock fairies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep, I just put all the socks in a pile now and let the men in the house sort their own out as apparently I always mix them up anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I read a book and it was about a place where all lost people lived.They had all things that people had lost and were wearing odd socks looking for the matching one .Was quite funny

Sounds like a random, funny read "

Lol it was funny

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We actually have a dedicated odd socks box in the hope the other halves turn up not sure its working though "

I need one of these, I just have them pilled in my sideboard x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just buy black socks...makes it easier...runing socks invariably I'll wear an old pair..

You ladies have an habit of losing knickers in the wash..always the blokes fault!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes ....never end up with a pair

In fact wearing odd fluffy socks now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The missing socks get eaten by your washing machine - there are loads of videos on yootoob showing the way that the rubber lining on washing machines sucks them in...

I can't believe it's 2017 and people don't know this!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes.

I just put the odd socks together the way I put the pairs together.

Each person in my house has their very own socktapus.

If a matching is found, their socktapus gets smaller. If another random sock turns up their socktapus gets bigger.

No prizes for guessing that the teenager in the house has the biggest socktapus

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I just buy black socks...makes it easier...runing socks invariably I'll wear an old pair..

You ladies have an habit of losing knickers in the wash..always the blokes fault! "

Ahh but then you end up with some socks blacker than others as some get washed more! So, this also didn't work for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The missing socks get eaten by your washing machine - there are loads of videos on yootoob showing the way that the rubber lining on washing machines sucks them in...

I can't believe it's 2017 and people don't know this!"

Seriously?!!

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By *o1mrtlcMan
over a year ago

cannock

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yes.

I just put the odd socks together the way I put the pairs together.

Each person in my house has their very own socktapus.

If a matching is found, their socktapus gets smaller. If another random sock turns up their socktapus gets bigger.

No prizes for guessing that the teenager in the house has the biggest socktapus "

Great idea!! I have two teenagers in the house so I'm doomed to be overtaken by the socktapus. Lol

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By *o1mrtlcMan
over a year ago

cannock


"Morning everyone,

Does anyone else end up with a huge pile of random odd socks, from their washing or is it just me?!

What happens to their partners? ... it drives me crazy! Lol "
it's the sock monster

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

My lady always wears odd socks as she gave up pairing them a long time ago. They have now made their way into my washing chain which drives my OCD to new levels.

She finds it liberating.

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics

I would love to know what really goes on with the socks... Its a phenomenon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've only got one sock that's not a pair.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've only got one sock that's not a pair. "

Wow!! I am well and truly impressed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My lady always wears odd socks as she gave up pairing them a long time ago. They have now made their way into my washing chain which drives my OCD to new levels.

She finds it liberating. "

Lol, even worse your starting off with odd socks!! I feel for you x

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By *atcherwankerMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

I fixed this problem by buying a shitload of identical socks from TK Maxx. The only problem now is that they are identifiable left and rights due to the Pringle logo on the outside of the leg. The phenomenon of ending up with odd socks has been replaced by a whole new phenomenon; no matter how carefully I sort them into left/right pairs, they seem to rearrange themselves in the drawer into five pairs of lefts and five pairs of rights.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I fixed this problem by buying a shitload of identical socks from TK Maxx. The only problem now is that they are identifiable left and rights due to the Pringle logo on the outside of the leg. The phenomenon of ending up with odd socks has been replaced by a whole new phenomenon; no matter how carefully I sort them into left/right pairs, they seem to rearrange themselves in the drawer into five pairs of lefts and five pairs of rights. "

Lol, yes I tried this tactic too and it has failed!! Lots of lefts with no partners

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By *igJandTheBlondeCouple
over a year ago

Kings Hill

Surely 2 clean socks make a pair?!

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"Surely 2 clean socks make a pair?! "

This is my vue to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Life's too short for this....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've only got one sock that's not a pair.

Wow!! I am well and truly impressed "
.

He's only actually got 3 socks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I put them in a net bag then throw them in the washer. Not lost one since I started doing that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've given up and joined my daughter in the odd socks brigade

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land


"My lady always wears odd socks as she gave up pairing them a long time ago. They have now made their way into my washing chain which drives my OCD to new levels.

She finds it liberating. "

My teenager does this too. It makes my teeth itch. He also raids my sock drawer and takes mine, I have started buying ridiculous socks with unicorns/giraffes/flowers on to prevent this. It’s working so far

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I put them in a net bag then throw them in the washer. Not lost one since I started doing that"

This is a great idea!! Although, I think my issue is tennage kids not putting both socks into the wash in the first place and therefore they are unlikely to put them in a bag either

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By *igJandTheBlondeCouple
over a year ago

Kings Hill


"Surely 2 clean socks make a pair?!

This is my vue to "

It takes too much time to pair them up, I'm always in odd ones

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Life's too short for this.... "

Tell me about it!! I spend far too much time trying to pair up odd socks. Lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've posted halfway down this thread exactly why this happens!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've given up and joined my daughter in the odd socks brigade "

Miss C has never worn matching socks in her life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I read a book and it was about a place where all lost people lived.They had all things that people had lost and were wearing odd socks looking for the matching one .Was quite funny

Sounds like a random, funny read

Lol it was funny "

Was it Guy Bellamy?

He says that on average people have less than two legs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning everyone,

Does anyone else end up with a huge pile of random odd socks, from their washing or is it just me?!

What happens to their partners? ... it drives me crazy! Lol "

I wank into them....

I would use tissues if my mother wasn't so invasive...

I have to have danger wanks into a sock if she gives me 5 minuets alone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I put them in a net bag then throw them in the washer. Not lost one since I started doing that

This is a great idea!! Although, I think my issue is tennage kids not putting both socks into the wash in the first place and therefore they are unlikely to put them in a bag either "

Mums need to give sons space...

^^^all mums are wierdos.....

But invade your wondering what your teenage son is doing....he is wanking....don't disturb him

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By *xyzptlk088Man
over a year ago

Galway

Place the socks into a net bag before washing them.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I put them in a net bag then throw them in the washer. Not lost one since I started doing that

This is a great idea!! Although, I think my issue is tennage kids not putting both socks into the wash in the first place and therefore they are unlikely to put them in a bag either

Mums need to give sons space...

^^^all mums are wierdos.....

But invade your wondering what your teenage son is doing....he is wanking....don't disturb him"

Noted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning everyone,

Does anyone else end up with a huge pile of random odd socks, from their washing or is it just me?!

What happens to their partners? ... it drives me crazy! Lol

I wank into them....

I would use tissues if my mother wasn't so invasive...

I have to have danger wanks into a sock if she gives me 5 minuets alone."

I hope you wear a condom. Athletes foot of the penis is hard to get rid and even harder to explain.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Morning everyone,

Does anyone else end up with a huge pile of random odd socks, from their washing or is it just me?!

What happens to their partners? ... it drives me crazy! Lol

I wank into them....

I would use tissues if my mother wasn't so invasive...

I have to have danger wanks into a sock if she gives me 5 minuets alone.

I hope you wear a condom. Athletes foot of the penis is hard to get rid and even harder to explain."

Lol

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By *atcherwankerMan
over a year ago

Birmingham


"I fixed this problem by buying a shitload of identical socks from TK Maxx. The only problem now is that they are identifiable left and rights due to the Pringle logo on the outside of the leg. The phenomenon of ending up with odd socks has been replaced by a whole new phenomenon; no matter how carefully I sort them into left/right pairs, they seem to rearrange themselves in the drawer into five pairs of lefts and five pairs of rights.

Lol, yes I tried this tactic too and it has failed!! Lots of lefts with no partners "

THE WORLD IS AGAINST US! It's this kind of unreasonable and separatist sock behaviour that's fuelling the surge in the right wing...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I fixed this problem by buying a shitload of identical socks from TK Maxx. The only problem now is that they are identifiable left and rights due to the Pringle logo on the outside of the leg. The phenomenon of ending up with odd socks has been replaced by a whole new phenomenon; no matter how carefully I sort them into left/right pairs, they seem to rearrange themselves in the drawer into five pairs of lefts and five pairs of rights.

Lol, yes I tried this tactic too and it has failed!! Lots of lefts with no partners

THE WORLD IS AGAINST US! It's this kind of unreasonable and separatist sock behaviour that's fuelling the surge in the right wing..."

Lol

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I heard that the rotations of a washing machine drum during a rigorous cycle, can under certain specific conditions and at an exact frequency, create a quantum anomaly which sucks in these particular smaller items into a parallel dimension....inhabited exclusively by socks

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I heard that the rotations of a washing machine drum during a rigorous cycle, can under certain specific conditions and at an exact frequency, create a quantum anomaly which sucks in these particular smaller items into a parallel dimension....inhabited exclusively by socks "

Blimey!! So I should throw away the lonely solitary socks?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I heard that the rotations of a washing machine drum during a rigorous cycle, can under certain specific conditions and at an exact frequency, create a quantum anomaly which sucks in these particular smaller items into a parallel dimension....inhabited exclusively by socks

Blimey!! So I should throw away the lonely solitary socks? "

Or you could as I have tried, be merciful and put the single ones back in the machine in order that they might to be fortuitous enough to embark upon the same wondrous, cross dimensional journey and be reunited with their other half

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I heard that the rotations of a washing machine drum during a rigorous cycle, can under certain specific conditions and at an exact frequency, create a quantum anomaly which sucks in these particular smaller items into a parallel dimension....inhabited exclusively by socks

Blimey!! So I should throw away the lonely solitary socks?

Or you could as I have tried, be merciful and put the single ones back in the machine in order that they might to be fortuitous enough to embark upon the same wondrous, cross dimensional journey and be reunited with their other half

"

Haha, I bet it wouldn't take them and would instead rip another sock from its partner

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By *riendly BiMan
over a year ago

h

I’ve got a bag full of odd socks too. So if there are, or if anyone knows any one legged people please put them in touch with me

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

You all need one of these for when you put them into the washing basket https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B01E500C4O/ref=sspa_dk_detail_0?psc=1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For every guy out on the golf course with a different color sock over every club....

There's a wife at home turning the house upside down...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ve got a bag full of odd socks too. So if there are, or if anyone knows any one legged people please put them in touch with me "

Haha, this did make me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve got a bag full of odd socks too. So if there are, or if anyone knows any one legged people please put them in touch with me "

That's it. Leave all the three legged people out again. They just never seem to catch a break!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"For every guy out on the golf course with a different color sock over every club....

There's a wife at home turning the house upside down... "

Haha, indeed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had, singles, and even pairs of Muppets socks go missing at an old shared house. I have no idea who was stealing them, but when beaker went missing, it was a tragedy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I had, singles, and even pairs of Muppets socks go missing at an old shared house. I have no idea who was stealing them, but when beaker went missing, it was a tragedy"

OMG, that sounds aweful. Ian truly sorry for your loss x

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By *igJandTheBlondeCouple
over a year ago

Kings Hill

What if we had a socks snap game, we must be able to match more than a few pairs between us!!

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Don't ever buy socks with the days of the week on them - Talk about OCD !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went into work once and my spare socks and underwear were missing. After a masterful piece of detective work a colleague sheepishly admitted have borrowed vthem as she had been a bit late with her laundry..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've only got one sock that's not a pair.

Wow!! I am well and truly impressed .

He's only actually got 3 socks "

Haha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once got bought a box of odd socks as a Christmas present, it did my head in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had, singles, and even pairs of Muppets socks go missing at an old shared house. I have no idea who was stealing them, but when beaker went missing, it was a tragedy

OMG, that sounds aweful. Ian truly sorry for your loss x"

I was too. It took me weeks to get over. I think all I have left is a single fozzy bear sock

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