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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What's the one thing that really really irritates you that you know it shouldn't?

One of those things you know is insignificant in life but makes you rage inside.

Mine is my flatmate eating bananas. Its the noise. Like a clack clack noise with his tongue. It only happens with banana! I can't be in the room while he eats it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ghosters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Old people driving

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By *xtrafun4youMan
over a year ago

Dunstable


"What's the one thing that really really irritates you that you know it shouldn't?

One of those things you know is insignificant in life but makes you rage inside.

Mine is my flatmate eating bananas. Its the noise. Like a clack clack noise with his tongue. It only happens with banana! I can't be in the room while he eats it. "
life lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh gosh I thought this was a goat appreciation thread there is a wild heard of Afghan goats on the great orme . They are rather splendid and chums of pooch . So much so I have a goat hat I wear whilst out on a wander

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who have a whistle when they talk. Not a lisp. Just a whistle.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I could list so many but for starters, people who dawdle and who will suddenly, for reasons best known to themselves, stop still and gawk about inanely in the middle of the crowded places such as train stations, footpaths etc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Old people driving "

You'll be one of these one day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh gosh I thought this was a goat appreciation thread there is a wild heard of Afghan goats on the great orme . They are rather splendid and chums of pooch . So much so I have a goat hat I wear whilst out on a wander "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Old people driving

You'll be one of these one day "

I’m hoping I’ll realise when it’s time I hung up my keys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Old people driving

You'll be one of these one day "

I’ll be the fastest oap on the roads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People talking loudly on their mobile phone in public..... just really irks me. Particularly in a queue in a shop or cafe

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Oh gosh I thought this was a goat appreciation thread there is a wild heard of Afghan goats on the great orme . They are rather splendid and chums of pooch . So much so I have a goat hat I wear whilst out on a wander "

you made me chuckle Taff x let’s all appreciate the goat (but not goats cheese, yuck!)

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Nothing. I drift along in a serene sea of calm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Squeaky windscreen wipers and people tapping

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By *reckledWoman
over a year ago

manchester

Even though I’m not even at their table... people who are in a restaurant and all parties spend the entire time on their phone, sometimes even whilst eating!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a miserable bastard, so it's probably quicker to list things that don't annoy me.

Like puppies. And crisps.

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By *uzz And WoodyCouple
over a year ago

Maidstone

Overweight, unfit men, wearing their football shirts, shouting abuse at the TV in pubs, criticising the players for being shit. Always makes me laugh.

Mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who don’t indicate at islands. Really gets on my nerves that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh gosh I thought this was a goat appreciation thread there is a wild heard of Afghan goats on the great orme . They are rather splendid and chums of pooch . So much so I have a goat hat I wear whilst out on a wander "

I do love goats. Especially if they have beards!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who crack there knuckles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Litter

When you hold a door open people who don't say thanks

People on their mobiles while out for dinner

Glasses not collected in pubs

..i have issues!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a miserable bastard, so it's probably quicker to list things that don't annoy me.

Like puppies. And crisps. "

Haha

Yes I'm an old curmudgeon too.

Other people irritate me full stop.

My favourite time of day is now where I get to drink a cup of coffee in silence - back in my warm bed before I have to go to the most irritating thing of all.....

Work

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By *iffler 2019Woman
over a year ago

Saltash aka Fraggle Rock

People who wear socks with sandals wtf is that all about x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slow people and people who dawdle round supermarkets

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By *wisted2000Woman
over a year ago

under my rock cleethorpes

People who stop suddenly in front of me when walking down the street, that only do it when I’m in a rush I swear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who don't take their glasses back to the bar when down, and those who walk past homeless and then say they should just get a job grrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hearing people discuss what they’re “getting” for christmas. When they flaunt the fact they are effectively guaranteed whatever they want from mummy and daddy, saw an example of this in sainsburies last week on the gaming isle. Meanwhile another kid was looking over with the sadness that they would do anything for the games console and this other kid is saying they’re going to get it like it’s only a small percentage of the list they WILL get. Just sums up why there are so many selfish, entitled people in this world.

I’m a believer you should have to earn good things so you appreciate them, take care of them. But some get everything handed to them and you just know they already have no respect for it and that’s before they get it!

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By *hispers-40Woman
over a year ago

up the garden path

The list is endless but a few at the top of the list are !!!

Suddenly stopping and changing direction infront of you

No indicators at islands

No manners

Peope who are takers who always think of them selves

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By *hispers-40Woman
over a year ago

up the garden path


"Hearing people discuss what they’re “getting” for christmas. When they flaunt the fact they are effectively guaranteed whatever they want from mummy and daddy, saw an example of this in sainsburies last week on the gaming isle. Meanwhile another kid was looking over with the sadness that they would do anything for the games console and this other kid is saying they’re going to get it like it’s only a small percentage of the list they WILL get. Just sums up why there are so many selfish, entitled people in this world.

I’m a believer you should have to earn good things so you appreciate them, take care of them. But some get everything handed to them and you just know they already have no respect for it and that’s before they get it!"

Yesterday i went Christmas shopping for a family that live quite close to me they carnt afford much for their children after having thier benifits cut so i went and bought a few for them nothing special but a large pressent to share and one each to open Just so much pressure on families

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hearing people discuss what they’re “getting” for christmas. When they flaunt the fact they are effectively guaranteed whatever they want from mummy and daddy, saw an example of this in sainsburies last week on the gaming isle. Meanwhile another kid was looking over with the sadness that they would do anything for the games console and this other kid is saying they’re going to get it like it’s only a small percentage of the list they WILL get. Just sums up why there are so many selfish, entitled people in this world.

I’m a believer you should have to earn good things so you appreciate them, take care of them. But some get everything handed to them and you just know they already have no respect for it and that’s before they get it!

Yesterday i went Christmas shopping for a family that live quite close to me they carnt afford much for their children after having thier benifits cut so i went and bought a few for them nothing special but a large pressent to share and one each to open Just so much pressure on families "

That's a really nice thing to do

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Katie Fuckin Price !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mild irritation more than anything else...

If you dress up as:

A Star Trek Character.

A Star Wars Character.

Any Cosplay character.

As a woman when you are a bloke.

You are subject to ridicule.

Wearing a Football shirt when clearly the only box you have dribbled in is a box of 12 Greggs Donuts is absolutely fine

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By *wisted2000Woman
over a year ago

under my rock cleethorpes

I’m not a spalling nazi but there, their and they’re, gets me every time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People complaining about old people driving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mild irritation more than anything else...

If you dress up as:

A Star Trek Character.

A Star Wars Character.

Any Cosplay character.

As a woman when you are a bloke.

You are subject to ridicule.

Wearing a Football shirt when clearly the only box you have dribbled in is a box of 12 Greggs Donuts is absolutely fine "

Hahahahaaa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loose women (Ched Evans innocent)

Jessica Ennis (ched Evans innocent)

Hillary clinton (guilty of collusion)

Bill Clinton (guilty of sex offenses)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grammar Nazis used to annoy me....

^^^untill I realised that make usefull secateries and admin assistants...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Claudia Winkleman x

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen


"People talking loudly on their mobile phone in public..... just really irks me. Particularly in a queue in a shop or cafe "

And are so rude that they are still on it when the shop assistant are trying to deal with their purchase, makes me want to scream 'get off your fooking phone!'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People in crowded public places who feel the need to walk around in an erratic pattern and don't notice you've spend the last minute and a half trying to get past them. You go left. They go left. You go right. You stand still they stand still. Aaaargh I get angry just thinking about it. Ok deep breaths....

I think it should be legal under these circumstances to slap them on the side of the head.

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"Slow people and people who dawdle round supermarkets "

Or worse still. Those brain dead eejits who propel their trollies but using the sides of the trolley, thus taking up double the space needed in the aisle! Don't they realise there are handles at one end of the trolley, nicely supplied by the manufacturer???

Doh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Grammar Nazis used to annoy me....

^^^untill I realised that make usefull secateries and admin assistants..."
Secretary

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By *immCouple
over a year ago

Stourport on Severn

OP, look up Mysophonia. I have it..........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dickhead motorway drivers who refer to the outside lane as "the fast lane" and think they own the middle when not overtaking

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"OP, look up Mysophonia. I have it.........."

Haha! I'm ok with other noises. Its only the banana

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight


"People who stop suddenly in front of me when walking down the street, that only do it when I’m in a rush I swear "
That happened to me the other week and the geezer moaned as I bumped into him, the normally placid me told him to get some 'kin brake lights if he's gonna do that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mild irritation more than anything else...

If you dress up as:

A Star Trek Character.

A Star Wars Character.

Any Cosplay character.

As a woman when you are a bloke.

You are subject to ridicule.

Wearing a Football shirt when clearly the only box you have dribbled in is a box of 12 Greggs Donuts is absolutely fine "

At a loss as to why how others dress would irritate you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fancy some goat curry now. Not having any is getting my goat, or not.

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By *evil_u_knowMan
over a year ago

city

James Corden.

He just comes across as a guy who will say something deeply personal to you and laugh, then complain that you can't take a joke. Bullying explained away as banter.

He just strikes me as that type of person and it rages me out.

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows


"Dickhead motorway drivers who refer to the outside lane as "the fast lane" and think they own the middle when not overtaking"

This!

I do a 450 mile round trip to visit my mum several times a month.

I bloody hate motorway idiots

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey


"I'm a miserable bastard, so it's probably quicker to list things that don't annoy me.

Like puppies. And crisps. "

Same here.

Only hearing people crunch crisps and rustle the packet, gets my goat too.

I'm ok with puppies and dogs in general.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

people who walk slow then stop blocking your way

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East


"I could list so many but for starters, people who dawdle and who will suddenly, for reasons best known to themselves, stop still and gawk about inanely in the middle of the crowded places such as train stations, footpaths etc. "

That doesn't count. It should irritate you. It's pissing annoying!

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By *wesomeSauce!Man
over a year ago

Brighton


"Mild irritation more than anything else...

If you dress up as:

A Star Trek Character.

A Star Wars Character.

Any Cosplay character.

As a woman when you are a bloke.

You are subject to ridicule.

Wearing a Football shirt when clearly the only box you have dribbled in is a box of 12 Greggs Donuts is absolutely fine "

I feel the need to dress up as Uhura in a football shirt now.

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By *wesomeSauce!Man
over a year ago

Brighton

People who don't acknowledge you - like when I give way in my car to someone and they don't put their hand up in thanks. Makes my blood boil!

People that walk through a door that I am holding open for them without even a glance in my direction. I am *not* your effin doorman! I have to fight the urge to run up behind them and trip them up!

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By *hedark_knightMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

People who drag their feet when they're walking. It doesn't take that much effort to raise your knees a couple inches higher.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dickhead motorway drivers who refer to the outside lane as "the fast lane" and think they own the middle when not overtaking"

In the UK there is only one lane. Yes it might be three lanes wide but with three vehicles driving next to each other at the same speed..... its effectively one lane.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mild irritation more than anything else...

If you dress up as:

A Star Trek Character.

A Star Wars Character.

Any Cosplay character.

As a woman when you are a bloke.

You are subject to ridicule.

Wearing a Football shirt when clearly the only box you have dribbled in is a box of 12 Greggs Donuts is absolutely fine

At a loss as to why how others dress would irritate you. "

It just does.

Have you ever seen a huge group of TV's take the piss out of someone wearing a Liverpool shirt?

The principle that wearing sports kit is perfectly acceptable but showing you are a fan of something else isn't irtitates me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kids who walk just in front of you, cross crossing the pavement, almost tripping you up.

Every fucking day!

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By *ork10Man
over a year ago

York

Just find something expensive and drop it in their trolley when their not watching

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dickhead motorway drivers who refer to the outside lane as "the fast lane" and think they own the middle when not overtaking

In the UK there is only one lane. Yes it might be three lanes wide but with three vehicles driving next to each other at the same speed..... its effectively one lane."

You're supposed to stay in the left hand lane, unless overtaking. Or have the rules changed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gum chewers. They look like camels eating..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dickhead motorway drivers who refer to the outside lane as "the fast lane" and think they own the middle when not overtaking

In the UK there is only one lane. Yes it might be three lanes wide but with three vehicles driving next to each other at the same speed..... its effectively one lane.

You're supposed to stay in the left hand lane, unless overtaking. Or have the rules changed?"

Yes that's what we are supposed to do. So why when we come to overtake is there usually someone in the right hand driving at exactly the same speed as the car next to them in the left lane?

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales


"People who don't acknowledge you - like when I give way in my car to someone and they don't put their hand up in thanks. Makes my blood boil!

People that walk through a door that I am holding open for them without even a glance in my direction. I am *not* your effin doorman! I have to fight the urge to run up behind them and trip them up!

"

I have been known to let a door go on them whilst muttering "Get some fcking manners while your shopping!"

S

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales


"Dickhead motorway drivers who refer to the outside lane as "the fast lane" and think they own the middle when not overtaking

In the UK there is only one lane. Yes it might be three lanes wide but with three vehicles driving next to each other at the same speed..... its effectively one lane.

You're supposed to stay in the left hand lane, unless overtaking. Or have the rules changed?

Yes that's what we are supposed to do. So why when we come to overtake is there usually someone in the right hand driving at exactly the same speed as the car next to them in the left lane?"

Because speed cameras catch speeders not dickheads & arseholes like real cops used to.

S

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The fact that there really IS a right way round to put toilet toll on its holder!!

/hmm maybe it’s just an OCD thing for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here's my favourite. Person goes right at the roundabout and indicates right. When they exit the roundabout by turning left they are still indicating right.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

n the supermarket looking for something on the shelf and just as you see it some dickhead stands straight in front of it with their trolley.

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By *lue NarwhalMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

Misreading stuff...

I thought the title of the thread was "get your coat"...

I thought I'd pulled..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a miserable bastard, so it's probably quicker to list things that don't annoy me.

Like puppies. And crisps. "

Crisps don’t annoy you?!?!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't abide stupid!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a miserable bastard, so it's probably quicker to list things that don't annoy me.

Like puppies. And crisps.

Crisps don’t annoy you?!?!!"

Crisps are fucking mint.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Misreading stuff...

I thought the title of the thread was "get your coat"...

I thought I'd pulled.. "

Get your coat

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton

People.

Yeah mostly people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't abide stupid! "

No, we all are either bright or stupid, it all depends on the question each would be asked! What really is annoying is people who aren't stupid but don't either don't try or can't be arsed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sneezing. Dont mind other people sneezing. But living lord of light i hate it

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

Bad table manners, eating food with their fingers, that is not finger food, talking with food in their mouth, burping or anything like that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dickhead motorway drivers who refer to the outside lane as "the fast lane" and think they own the middle when not overtaking

In the UK there is only one lane. Yes it might be three lanes wide but with three vehicles driving next to each other at the same speed..... its effectively one lane."

If you don’t know how a motorway works, please stay off the motorway. Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *appyhumper123Man
over a year ago

hull

BMW drivers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a miserable bastard, so it's probably quicker to list things that don't annoy me.

Like puppies. And crisps.

Crisps don’t annoy you?!?!!

Crisps are fucking mint. "

But listening to people eat crisps is really annoying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh gosh I thought this was a goat appreciation thread there is a wild heard of Afghan goats on the great orme . They are rather splendid and chums of pooch . So much so I have a goat hat I wear whilst out on a wander "

Goats are amazing

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"Here's my favourite. Person goes right at the roundabout and indicates right. When they exit the roundabout by turning left they are still indicating right."

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