FabSwingers.com forum: From tiny Tim to fat albert

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Which girl would like to see an honest penis from start to finish. WITHOUT A FAKE SEMI TO START OFF.

Send your best insult to me and I'll message the winner at 23:51pm with the first photo. Happy insults

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An honest penis?!

I. Can’t. Stop. Laughing.

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By *estofbothCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

"An honest penis?!

I. Can’t. Stop. Laughing. "

Nothing worse than a lying penis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An honest penis?!

I. Can’t. Stop. Laughing.

Nothing worse than a lying penis "

I've just wee'd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An honest penis?!

I. Can’t. Stop. Laughing.

Nothing worse than a lying penis "

True!

OP, can we ask it anything?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a deceptive dong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An erroneous erection

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"SON did you chop down that cherry tree?" said George Washington's Farther.

"I can not tell a lie " replied the boy "It was my willy"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 12/11/17 23:33:11]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A fallacious flangefiller

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""SON did you chop down that cherry tree?" said George Washington's Farther.

"I can not tell a lie " replied the boy "It was my willy"

His chopper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel like I have been duped by penises in the past

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a deceptive dong

That’s a cock and ball story, if ever I heard one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guileful gonad-gusher

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yup anything. Unless you ask for me to lie. Honest penis doesn't lie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got an honest penis, when ever it's hard it always says a woman is attractive buy when it's soft.....(sorry, it's a word play on an old adage!)

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

An offer to see a cock? Like all the other cock pics on here?

How original

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A hoodwinking hairy hot-dog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An inveigling impaler

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A jockeying Johnson

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can only tell if they are lying when you look them in the eye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knob of knavery

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I can't believe it's not cock!

Mendacious phalluses abound.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lying Lap-rocket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't believe it's not cock!

Mendacious phalluses abound.

You mean a mendacious manhood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nefarious netherrod

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A duplicitous dangler

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An obfuscating one-eyed ovary overloader

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By *witch4Fun24Couple
over a year ago

Leicester

I thought this thread was going to be about a turtle called Tiny Tim. Such a let-down lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A perfidious prick

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

A cock and bull cock and balls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A quasi quim quiverer

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"A cock and bull cock and balls"

Bollocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A rooking ramrod

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A shifty shaft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A treacherous todger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An untrustworthy uterine usurper

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By *riendly BiMan
over a year ago

If I wanted to see a lying prick I’d go to Westminster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A varnishing vaginavader

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A wily willy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m fucked if I can do one beginning with X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A yammering yoni-hose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Zzzzzzzzzzzzz

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

Doc. Congrats on the most epic thread derail ever!

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

P is the winner a perfidious prick, can we call him Pinocchio

Madame Boo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Doc. Congrats on the most epic thread derail ever!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"P is the winner a perfidious prick, can we call him Pinocchio

Madame Boo"

That was my favourite too. I was thinking of changing my username to it. But I’m sober now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Which girl would like to see an honest penis from start to finish. WITHOUT A FAKE SEMI TO START OFF.

Send your best insult to me and I'll message the winner at 23:51pm with the first photo. Happy insults

The winner get a dick pick?

All the women on here are winners then, well done op, inclusive works well on forums.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yup anything. Unless you ask for me to lie. Honest penis doesn't lie "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Which girl would like to see an honest penis from start to finish. WITHOUT A FAKE SEMI TO START OFF.

Send your best insult to me and I'll message the winner at 23:51pm with the first photo. Happy insults

Oh if a penis starts off honest it better stay honest till it finishes nothing worse than it starting to be dishonest half way through then you can sense the change start to wonder if it's you or the penis start questioning ur actions...and that is far too much pressure to put on one fuck lol...to be truthful though the penis by nature is far better known to start dishonest suddenly becoming far more honest at the finish

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