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"You're turning into a laydee " Noooooo, hold on though, will I start to get messages? | |||
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"Finally got round to hanging up new coat this afternoon, I know I'm a man!, only to find I've now got 12, twelve! Reeling from that I checked my wardrobe.....I've also got over 30 pairs of shoes and boots, some not even worn! What's happening to me? " Welcome to the world of a lady!! | |||
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"Imelda Marcos... " I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes, I have thirty! | |||
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"Finally got round to hanging up new coat this afternoon, I know I'm a man!, only to find I've now got 12, twelve! Reeling from that I checked my wardrobe.....I've also got over 30 pairs of shoes and boots, some not even worn! What's happening to me? " it's when you start buying handbags to match your shoes . that's when you start worrying | |||
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"You're turning into a laydee Noooooo, hold on though, will I start to get messages? " Quite possibly yes lol | |||
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"Finally got round to hanging up new coat this afternoon, I know I'm a man!, only to find I've now got 12, twelve! Reeling from that I checked my wardrobe.....I've also got over 30 pairs of shoes and boots, some not even worn! What's happening to me? it's when you start buying handbags to match your shoes . that's when you start worrying " What! Oh crap, I do actually ensure socks match the rest of the ensemble before I go out! | |||
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"Finally got round to hanging up new coat this afternoon, I know I'm a man!, only to find I've now got 12, twelve! Reeling from that I checked my wardrobe.....I've also got over 30 pairs of shoes and boots, some not even worn! What's happening to me? it's when you start buying handbags to match your shoes . that's when you start worrying What! Oh crap, I do actually ensure socks match the rest of the ensemble before I go out! " Ah . yer fucked . change yer profile to Bi | |||
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"More money than sense, as my mother used to say." Brilliant, I forgot about that, that's now my official excuse! | |||
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"Finally got round to hanging up new coat this afternoon, I know I'm a man!, only to find I've now got 12, twelve! Reeling from that I checked my wardrobe.....I've also got over 30 pairs of shoes and boots, some not even worn! What's happening to me? " You're a flasher? | |||
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"Awkwardly, I have more handbags than shoes! (Long story)" You need some gladrags | |||
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"Finally got round to hanging up new coat this afternoon, I know I'm a man!, only to find I've now got 12, twelve! Reeling from that I checked my wardrobe.....I've also got over 30 pairs of shoes and boots, some not even worn! What's happening to me? You're a flasher?" I'll have you know the police couldn't, sorry wouldn't, press charges! | |||
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"You need to make sure you wear at least four different pairs of shoes every day. Take them off and just leave them in every room for someone to trip over, before you wear a new pair. And at least three coats, left draped over a different suitable surface " Actually, that's not such a stupid idea, because then I'll be more likely to wear them if they're on show rather then being out of the way in the wardrobe, cheers! | |||
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"You need to make sure you wear at least four different pairs of shoes every day. Take them off and just leave them in every room for someone to trip over, before you wear a new pair. And at least three coats, left draped over a different suitable surface Actually, that's not such a stupid idea, because then I'll be more likely to wear them if they're on show rather then being out of the way in the wardrobe, cheers! " as long as they haven't been booted out of the window for being in the way, perfect idea | |||
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"Imelda Marcos... I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes, I have thirty! " How many feet do you have? | |||
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"Imelda Marcos... I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes, I have thirty! How many feet do you have? " Before I answer that, how many handbags or pairs of shoes do you have? | |||
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"You need to make sure you wear at least four different pairs of shoes every day. Take them off and just leave them in every room for someone to trip over, before you wear a new pair. And at least three coats, left draped over a different suitable surface Actually, that's not such a stupid idea, because then I'll be more likely to wear them if they're on show rather then being out of the way in the wardrobe, cheers! as long as they haven't been booted out of the window for being in the way, perfect idea " Oh dear, I sense previous! | |||
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"Imelda Marcos... I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes, I have thirty! How many feet do you have? Before I answer that, how many handbags or pairs of shoes do you have? " Handbags... 7 Shoes ... 6 Boots.... 6 Sandals 7 | |||
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"Imelda Marcos... I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes, I have thirty! How many feet do you have? Before I answer that, how many handbags or pairs of shoes do you have? Handbags... 7 Shoes ... 6 Boots.... 6 Sandals 7 " What a great sport! I have a pair of feet which might explain why so many pairs haven't being worn. | |||
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"You need to make sure you wear at least four different pairs of shoes every day. Take them off and just leave them in every room for someone to trip over, before you wear a new pair. And at least three coats, left draped over a different suitable surface Actually, that's not such a stupid idea, because then I'll be more likely to wear them if they're on show rather then being out of the way in the wardrobe, cheers! as long as they haven't been booted out of the window for being in the way, perfect idea Oh dear, I sense previous! " | |||
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"Imelda Marcos... I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes, I have thirty! How many feet do you have? Before I answer that, how many handbags or pairs of shoes do you have? Handbags... 7 Shoes ... 6 Boots.... 6 Sandals 7 What a great sport! I have a pair of feet which might explain why so many pairs haven't being worn. " I work.on a one new purchase means,2 things go. So I'm downsizing. Charity shop appreciates it and I rotate my clothes more. | |||
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"Imelda Marcos... I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes, I have thirty! How many feet do you have? Before I answer that, how many handbags or pairs of shoes do you have? Handbags... 7 Shoes ... 6 Boots.... 6 Sandals 7 What a great sport! I have a pair of feet which might explain why so many pairs haven't being worn. I work.on a one new purchase means,2 things go. So I'm downsizing. Charity shop appreciates it and I rotate my clothes more. " You're right,joking apart I had decided to do the same at Sue Ryder. | |||
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"Your fecking lucky doc...two different wardrobes required here " Well, you're just being greedy! | |||
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"Your fecking lucky doc...two different wardrobes required here Well, you're just being greedy! " That's just to make sure she doesn't get her nickers in a twist | |||
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"Awkwardly, I have more handbags than shoes! (Long story)" Part time thief?? | |||
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"Finally got round to hanging up new coat this afternoon, I know I'm a man!, only to find I've now got 12, twelve! Reeling from that I checked my wardrobe.....I've also got over 30 pairs of shoes and boots, some not even worn! What's happening to me? " Are we supposed to be impressed?? | |||
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"Finally got round to hanging up new coat this afternoon, I know I'm a man!, only to find I've now got 12, twelve! Reeling from that I checked my wardrobe.....I've also got over 30 pairs of shoes and boots, some not even worn! What's happening to me? Are we supposed to be impressed??" Don't think so. | |||
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"Finally got round to hanging up new coat this afternoon, I know I'm a man!, only to find I've now got 12, twelve! Reeling from that I checked my wardrobe.....I've also got over 30 pairs of shoes and boots, some not even worn! What's happening to me? " You're seeing clothes as a practical investment. I could say the same about band shirts. I'd be lying, but I could say the same. | |||
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"Imelda Marcos... I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes, I have thirty! " It's a slippery slope! One day thirty, before you know it...three thousand | |||
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"Your fecking lucky doc...two different wardrobes required here Well, you're just being greedy! " It opens up another avenue And that's not the fecking back door one | |||
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"Sounds like your bored . Try going to the pub in your new clothes and shoes you might get lucky " I don't drink! | |||
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