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The Strictly No Dancing and No Fecking Twirling Thread #21

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Yes part 21 as the curtains have been nicked....so I'm fecking safe now

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

You reckon you wont be next week when we strap you on the big one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You reckon you wont be next week when we strap you on the big one "

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By *osmosgirlWoman
over a year ago

Wetherby


"You reckon you wont be next week when we strap you on the big one "

Shhh _oddy, I thought you were going to keep that as a surprise

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Yes part 21 as the curtains have been nicked....so I'm fecking safe now "

Ooh...you're never safe.....

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"You reckon you wont be next week when we strap you on the big one

Shhh _oddy, I thought you were going to keep that as a surprise "

Oh dear..the cats out of the bag now!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You reckon you wont be next week when we strap you on the big one

Shhh _oddy, I thought you were going to keep that as a surprise "

What's this big fecker?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yes part 21 as the curtains have been nicked....so I'm fecking safe now

Ooh...you're never safe..... "

You never recognised me as that window fitter did you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You reckon you wont be next week when we strap you on the big one

Shhh _oddy, I thought you were going to keep that as a surprise

Oh dear..the cats out of the bag now! "

Keep that cats arse out off it

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Yes part 21 as the curtains have been nicked....so I'm fecking safe now

Ooh...you're never safe.....

You never recognised me as that window fitter did you "

I had my suspicions! So you have got the bloody curtains then!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"You reckon you wont be next week when we strap you on the big one

Shhh _oddy, I thought you were going to keep that as a surprise

Oh dear..the cats out of the bag now!

Keep that cats arse out off it "

Windmill, windmill, windmill!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yes part 21 as the curtains have been nicked....so I'm fecking safe now

Ooh...you're never safe.....

You never recognised me as that window fitter did you

I had my suspicions! So you have got the bloody curtains then! "

Yeah I've put a curtain rail up and they hide my fecking wall

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You reckon you wont be next week when we strap you on the big one

Shhh _oddy, I thought you were going to keep that as a surprise

Oh dear..the cats out of the bag now!

Keep that cats arse out off it

Windmill, windmill, windmill! "

In best max bygraves voice.... Tulips from Amsterdam...

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Yes part 21 as the curtains have been nicked....so I'm fecking safe now

Ooh...you're never safe.....

You never recognised me as that window fitter did you

I had my suspicions! So you have got the bloody curtains then!

Yeah I've put a curtain rail up and they hide my fecking wall "

Tut.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yes part 21 as the curtains have been nicked....so I'm fecking safe now

Ooh...you're never safe.....

You never recognised me as that window fitter did you

I had my suspicions! So you have got the bloody curtains then!

Yeah I've put a curtain rail up and they hide my fecking wall

Tut..... "

You wouldn't say that when I draw them

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Yes part 21 as the curtains have been nicked....so I'm fecking safe now

Ooh...you're never safe.....

You never recognised me as that window fitter did you

I had my suspicions! So you have got the bloody curtains then!

Yeah I've put a curtain rail up and they hide my fecking wall

Tut.....

You wouldn't say that when I draw them "

Have you got a sewing machine, you could still run up a frock....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yes part 21 as the curtains have been nicked....so I'm fecking safe now

Ooh...you're never safe.....

You never recognised me as that window fitter did you

I had my suspicions! So you have got the bloody curtains then!

Yeah I've put a curtain rail up and they hide my fecking wall

Tut.....

You wouldn't say that when I draw them

Have you got a sewing machine, you could still run up a frock.... "

Got some new ready made ballroom frocks...seemed a waste of a good pair of curtains

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Yes part 21 as the curtains have been nicked....so I'm fecking safe now

Ooh...you're never safe.....

You never recognised me as that window fitter did you

I had my suspicions! So you have got the bloody curtains then!

Yeah I've put a curtain rail up and they hide my fecking wall

Tut.....

You wouldn't say that when I draw them

Have you got a sewing machine, you could still run up a frock....

Got some new ready made ballroom frocks...seemed a waste of a good pair of curtains "

Haha! Can I have one?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yes part 21 as the curtains have been nicked....so I'm fecking safe now

Ooh...you're never safe.....

You never recognised me as that window fitter did you

I had my suspicions! So you have got the bloody curtains then!

Yeah I've put a curtain rail up and they hide my fecking wall

Tut.....

You wouldn't say that when I draw them

Have you got a sewing machine, you could still run up a frock....

Got some new ready made ballroom frocks...seemed a waste of a good pair of curtains

Haha! Can I have one? "

You'll need to put on a little weight. ..not letting you loose with a sewing machine on them

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"You reckon you wont be next week when we strap you on the big one

Shhh _oddy, I thought you were going to keep that as a surprise "

I've kept mum bout the next bit

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Yes part 21 as the curtains have been nicked....so I'm fecking safe now

Ooh...you're never safe.....

You never recognised me as that window fitter did you

I had my suspicions! So you have got the bloody curtains then!

Yeah I've put a curtain rail up and they hide my fecking wall

Tut.....

You wouldn't say that when I draw them

Have you got a sewing machine, you could still run up a frock....

Got some new ready made ballroom frocks...seemed a waste of a good pair of curtains

Haha! Can I have one? "

meet me down conduit st later behind Stella McCartney s

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You reckon you wont be next week when we strap you on the big one

Shhh _oddy, I thought you were going to keep that as a surprise I've kept mum bout the next bit "

Spill the beans fecker

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yes part 21 as the curtains have been nicked....so I'm fecking safe now

Ooh...you're never safe.....

You never recognised me as that window fitter did you

I had my suspicions! So you have got the bloody curtains then!

Yeah I've put a curtain rail up and they hide my fecking wall

Tut.....

You wouldn't say that when I draw them

Have you got a sewing machine, you could still run up a frock....

Got some new ready made ballroom frocks...seemed a waste of a good pair of curtains

Haha! Can I have one? meet me down conduit st later behind Stella McCartney s"

Oooohhhhh I'll have one of them

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"You reckon you wont be next week when we strap you on the big one

Shhh _oddy, I thought you were going to keep that as a surprise I've kept mum bout the next bit

Spill the beans fecker "

pass the tin opener then and don't moan bout the mess

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Yes part 21 as the curtains have been nicked....so I'm fecking safe now

Ooh...you're never safe.....

You never recognised me as that window fitter did you

I had my suspicions! So you have got the bloody curtains then!

Yeah I've put a curtain rail up and they hide my fecking wall

Tut.....

You wouldn't say that when I draw them

Have you got a sewing machine, you could still run up a frock....

Got some new ready made ballroom frocks...seemed a waste of a good pair of curtains

Haha! Can I have one? meet me down conduit st later behind Stella McCartney s

Oooohhhhh I'll have one of them "

oi you had Norman Hartwell and Victoria Beckham the other week

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By *osmosgirlWoman
over a year ago

Wetherby


"You reckon you wont be next week when we strap you on the big one

Shhh _oddy, I thought you were going to keep that as a surprise I've kept mum bout the next bit

Spill the beans fecker pass the tin opener then and don't moan bout the mess"

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Looks at cosmo and sings whistle down the wind

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By *osmosgirlWoman
over a year ago

Wetherby


"Looks at cosmo and sings whistle down the wind"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You reckon you wont be next week when we strap you on the big one

Shhh _oddy, I thought you were going to keep that as a surprise I've kept mum bout the next bit

Spill the beans fecker pass the tin opener then and don't moan bout the mess"

Butterfly one do?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yes part 21 as the curtains have been nicked....so I'm fecking safe now

Ooh...you're never safe.....

You never recognised me as that window fitter did you

I had my suspicions! So you have got the bloody curtains then!

Yeah I've put a curtain rail up and they hide my fecking wall

Tut.....

You wouldn't say that when I draw them

Have you got a sewing machine, you could still run up a frock....

Got some new ready made ballroom frocks...seemed a waste of a good pair of curtains

Haha! Can I have one? meet me down conduit st later behind Stella McCartney s

Oooohhhhh I'll have one of them oi you had Norman Hartwell and Victoria Beckham the other week"

Ah that's last week's fashion

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You reckon you wont be next week when we strap you on the big one

Shhh _oddy, I thought you were going to keep that as a surprise I've kept mum bout the next bit

Spill the beans fecker pass the tin opener then and don't moan bout the mess

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee "

I'll get it out of you

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"You reckon you wont be next week when we strap you on the big one

Shhh _oddy, I thought you were going to keep that as a surprise I've kept mum bout the next bit

Spill the beans fecker pass the tin opener then and don't moan bout the mess

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I'll get it out of you "

Its samis that wee s alot

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By *osmosgirlWoman
over a year ago

Wetherby


"You reckon you wont be next week when we strap you on the big one

Shhh _oddy, I thought you were going to keep that as a surprise I've kept mum bout the next bit

Spill the beans fecker pass the tin opener then and don't moan bout the mess

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I'll get it out of you Its samis that wee s alot"

Perhaps she and Mistress can go wee together. Samiss will be there anyway.

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"You reckon you wont be next week when we strap you on the big one

Shhh _oddy, I thought you were going to keep that as a surprise I've kept mum bout the next bit

Spill the beans fecker pass the tin opener then and don't moan bout the mess

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I'll get it out of you Its samis that wee s alot

Perhaps she and Mistress can go wee together. Samiss will be there anyway. "

and we can go to funny girls after spending the afternoon in the merrie england

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"You reckon you wont be next week when we strap you on the big one

Shhh _oddy, I thought you were going to keep that as a surprise I've kept mum bout the next bit

Spill the beans fecker pass the tin opener then and don't moan bout the mess

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I'll get it out of you Its samis that wee s alot"

Haha! I do!

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By *osmosgirlWoman
over a year ago

Wetherby


"You reckon you wont be next week when we strap you on the big one

Shhh _oddy, I thought you were going to keep that as a surprise I've kept mum bout the next bit

Spill the beans fecker pass the tin opener then and don't moan bout the mess

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I'll get it out of you Its samis that wee s alot

Perhaps she and Mistress can go wee together. Samiss will be there anyway. and we can go to funny girls after spending the afternoon in the merrie england"

Splendid, it's a date. You bring Samiss and I'll bring Mistress. Meet you on north pier at 2pm.

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By *osmosgirlWoman
over a year ago

Wetherby


"You reckon you wont be next week when we strap you on the big one

Shhh _oddy, I thought you were going to keep that as a surprise I've kept mum bout the next bit

Spill the beans fecker pass the tin opener then and don't moan bout the mess

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I'll get it out of you Its samis that wee s alot

Haha! I do! "

We're off on a trip so you had better bring your she-wee then.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"You reckon you wont be next week when we strap you on the big one

Shhh _oddy, I thought you were going to keep that as a surprise I've kept mum bout the next bit

Spill the beans fecker pass the tin opener then and don't moan bout the mess

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I'll get it out of you Its samis that wee s alot

Perhaps she and Mistress can go wee together. Samiss will be there anyway. and we can go to funny girls after spending the afternoon in the merrie england

Splendid, it's a date. You bring Samiss and I'll bring Mistress. Meet you on north pier at 2pm. "

Ooh...sounds like fun!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"You reckon you wont be next week when we strap you on the big one

Shhh _oddy, I thought you were going to keep that as a surprise I've kept mum bout the next bit

Spill the beans fecker pass the tin opener then and don't moan bout the mess

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I'll get it out of you Its samis that wee s alot

Haha! I do!

We're off on a trip so you had better bring your she-wee then. "

I'll bring my fiver ladies with me

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"You reckon you wont be next week when we strap you on the big one

Shhh _oddy, I thought you were going to keep that as a surprise I've kept mum bout the next bit

Spill the beans fecker pass the tin opener then and don't moan bout the mess

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I'll get it out of you Its samis that wee s alot

Haha! I do!

We're off on a trip so you had better bring your she-wee then.

I'll bring my fiver ladies with me "

you had better bring the extra plus ones ur gonna need em

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"You reckon you wont be next week when we strap you on the big one

Shhh _oddy, I thought you were going to keep that as a surprise I've kept mum bout the next bit

Spill the beans fecker pass the tin opener then and don't moan bout the mess

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I'll get it out of you Its samis that wee s alot

Haha! I do!

We're off on a trip so you had better bring your she-wee then.

I'll bring my fiver ladies with me you had better bring the extra plus ones ur gonna need em "

Ok, no problem, got some in the cupboard!

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By *osmosgirlWoman
over a year ago

Wetherby


"You reckon you wont be next week when we strap you on the big one

Shhh _oddy, I thought you were going to keep that as a surprise I've kept mum bout the next bit

Spill the beans fecker pass the tin opener then and don't moan bout the mess

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I'll get it out of you Its samis that wee s alot

Haha! I do!

We're off on a trip so you had better bring your she-wee then.

I'll bring my fiver ladies with me you had better bring the extra plus ones ur gonna need em

Ok, no problem, got some in the cupboard! "

I think Mistress might need some considering what Voddy's got planned for her.

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"You reckon you wont be next week when we strap you on the big one

Shhh _oddy, I thought you were going to keep that as a surprise I've kept mum bout the next bit

Spill the beans fecker pass the tin opener then and don't moan bout the mess

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I'll get it out of you Its samis that wee s alot

Haha! I do!

We're off on a trip so you had better bring your she-wee then.

I'll bring my fiver ladies with me you had better bring the extra plus ones ur gonna need em

Ok, no problem, got some in the cupboard!

I think Mistress might need some considering what Voddy's got planned for her. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You reckon you wont be next week when we strap you on the big one

Shhh _oddy, I thought you were going to keep that as a surprise I've kept mum bout the next bit

Spill the beans fecker pass the tin opener then and don't moan bout the mess

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I'll get it out of you Its samis that wee s alot"

So I've heard

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You reckon you wont be next week when we strap you on the big one

Shhh _oddy, I thought you were going to keep that as a surprise I've kept mum bout the next bit

Spill the beans fecker pass the tin opener then and don't moan bout the mess

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I'll get it out of you Its samis that wee s alot

Perhaps she and Mistress can go wee together. Samiss will be there anyway. "

Come on you...do I need to whip it out off you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You reckon you wont be next week when we strap you on the big one

Shhh _oddy, I thought you were going to keep that as a surprise I've kept mum bout the next bit

Spill the beans fecker pass the tin opener then and don't moan bout the mess

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I'll get it out of you Its samis that wee s alot

Perhaps she and Mistress can go wee together. Samiss will be there anyway. and we can go to funny girls after spending the afternoon in the merrie england"

Why? all the fecking funny girls seem to be on this thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You reckon you wont be next week when we strap you on the big one

Shhh _oddy, I thought you were going to keep that as a surprise I've kept mum bout the next bit

Spill the beans fecker pass the tin opener then and don't moan bout the mess

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I'll get it out of you Its samis that wee s alot

Perhaps she and Mistress can go wee together. Samiss will be there anyway. and we can go to funny girls after spending the afternoon in the merrie england

Splendid, it's a date. You bring Samiss and I'll bring Mistress. Meet you on north pier at 2pm. "

Oi don't I have any fecking say in this...I don't bloody know what and where

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You reckon you wont be next week when we strap you on the big one

Shhh _oddy, I thought you were going to keep that as a surprise I've kept mum bout the next bit

Spill the beans fecker pass the tin opener then and don't moan bout the mess

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I'll get it out of you Its samis that wee s alot

Haha! I do!

We're off on a trip so you had better bring your she-wee then.

I'll bring my fiver ladies with me "

Found some cheap in home bargains...only a quid

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You reckon you wont be next week when we strap you on the big one

Shhh _oddy, I thought you were going to keep that as a surprise I've kept mum bout the next bit

Spill the beans fecker pass the tin opener then and don't moan bout the mess

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I'll get it out of you Its samis that wee s alot

Haha! I do!

We're off on a trip so you had better bring your she-wee then.

I'll bring my fiver ladies with me you had better bring the extra plus ones ur gonna need em "

Oh they are thirty bob

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You reckon you wont be next week when we strap you on the big one

Shhh _oddy, I thought you were going to keep that as a surprise I've kept mum bout the next bit

Spill the beans fecker pass the tin opener then and don't moan bout the mess

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I'll get it out of you Its samis that wee s alot

Haha! I do!

We're off on a trip so you had better bring your she-wee then.

I'll bring my fiver ladies with me you had better bring the extra plus ones ur gonna need em

Ok, no problem, got some in the cupboard! "

That was fecking quick

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"You reckon you wont be next week when we strap you on the big one

Shhh _oddy, I thought you were going to keep that as a surprise I've kept mum bout the next bit

Spill the beans fecker pass the tin opener then and don't moan bout the mess

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I'll get it out of you Its samis that wee s alot

Perhaps she and Mistress can go wee together. Samiss will be there anyway. and we can go to funny girls after spending the afternoon in the merrie england

Splendid, it's a date. You bring Samiss and I'll bring Mistress. Meet you on north pier at 2pm.

Oi don't I have any fecking say in this...I don't bloody know what and where "

just bring the coffee machine with you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You reckon you wont be next week when we strap you on the big one

Shhh _oddy, I thought you were going to keep that as a surprise I've kept mum bout the next bit

Spill the beans fecker pass the tin opener then and don't moan bout the mess

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I'll get it out of you Its samis that wee s alot

Haha! I do!

We're off on a trip so you had better bring your she-wee then.

I'll bring my fiver ladies with me you had better bring the extra plus ones ur gonna need em

Ok, no problem, got some in the cupboard!

I think Mistress might need some considering what Voddy's got planned for her. "

How do you think I've found the prices out

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You reckon you wont be next week when we strap you on the big one

Shhh _oddy, I thought you were going to keep that as a surprise I've kept mum bout the next bit

Spill the beans fecker pass the tin opener then and don't moan bout the mess

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I'll get it out of you Its samis that wee s alot

Perhaps she and Mistress can go wee together. Samiss will be there anyway. and we can go to funny girls after spending the afternoon in the merrie england

Splendid, it's a date. You bring Samiss and I'll bring Mistress. Meet you on north pier at 2pm.

Oi don't I have any fecking say in this...I don't bloody know what and where just bring the coffee machine with you"

Not a fecking chance

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"You reckon you wont be next week when we strap you on the big one

Shhh _oddy, I thought you were going to keep that as a surprise I've kept mum bout the next bit

Spill the beans fecker pass the tin opener then and don't moan bout the mess

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I'll get it out of you Its samis that wee s alot

Perhaps she and Mistress can go wee together. Samiss will be there anyway. and we can go to funny girls after spending the afternoon in the merrie england

Splendid, it's a date. You bring Samiss and I'll bring Mistress. Meet you on north pier at 2pm.

Oi don't I have any fecking say in this...I don't bloody know what and where just bring the coffee machine with you

Not a fecking chance "

Instant coffee for you then fussy knickers

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You reckon you wont be next week when we strap you on the big one

Shhh _oddy, I thought you were going to keep that as a surprise I've kept mum bout the next bit

Spill the beans fecker pass the tin opener then and don't moan bout the mess

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I'll get it out of you Its samis that wee s alot

Perhaps she and Mistress can go wee together. Samiss will be there anyway. and we can go to funny girls after spending the afternoon in the merrie england

Splendid, it's a date. You bring Samiss and I'll bring Mistress. Meet you on north pier at 2pm.

Oi don't I have any fecking say in this...I don't bloody know what and where just bring the coffee machine with you

Not a fecking chance Instant coffee for you then fussy knickers"

How the feck do you type the spit sound?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"You reckon you wont be next week when we strap you on the big one

Shhh _oddy, I thought you were going to keep that as a surprise I've kept mum bout the next bit

Spill the beans fecker pass the tin opener then and don't moan bout the mess

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I'll get it out of you Its samis that wee s alot

Perhaps she and Mistress can go wee together. Samiss will be there anyway. and we can go to funny girls after spending the afternoon in the merrie england

Splendid, it's a date. You bring Samiss and I'll bring Mistress. Meet you on north pier at 2pm.

Oi don't I have any fecking say in this...I don't bloody know what and where just bring the coffee machine with you

Not a fecking chance Instant coffee for you then fussy knickers

How the feck do you type the spit sound? "

You could put a cat's bum

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You reckon you wont be next week when we strap you on the big one

Shhh _oddy, I thought you were going to keep that as a surprise I've kept mum bout the next bit

Spill the beans fecker pass the tin opener then and don't moan bout the mess

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I'll get it out of you Its samis that wee s alot

Perhaps she and Mistress can go wee together. Samiss will be there anyway. and we can go to funny girls after spending the afternoon in the merrie england

Splendid, it's a date. You bring Samiss and I'll bring Mistress. Meet you on north pier at 2pm.

Oi don't I have any fecking say in this...I don't bloody know what and where just bring the coffee machine with you

Not a fecking chance Instant coffee for you then fussy knickers

How the feck do you type the spit sound?

You could put a cat's bum "

Tulips...I'll say no more

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"You reckon you wont be next week when we strap you on the big one

Shhh _oddy, I thought you were going to keep that as a surprise I've kept mum bout the next bit

Spill the beans fecker pass the tin opener then and don't moan bout the mess

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I'll get it out of you Its samis that wee s alot

Perhaps she and Mistress can go wee together. Samiss will be there anyway. and we can go to funny girls after spending the afternoon in the merrie england

Splendid, it's a date. You bring Samiss and I'll bring Mistress. Meet you on north pier at 2pm.

Oi don't I have any fecking say in this...I don't bloody know what and where just bring the coffee machine with you

Not a fecking chance Instant coffee for you then fussy knickers

How the feck do you type the spit sound?

You could put a cat's bum

Tulips...I'll say no more "

thats a first

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You reckon you wont be next week when we strap you on the big one

Shhh _oddy, I thought you were going to keep that as a surprise I've kept mum bout the next bit

Spill the beans fecker pass the tin opener then and don't moan bout the mess

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I'll get it out of you Its samis that wee s alot

Perhaps she and Mistress can go wee together. Samiss will be there anyway. and we can go to funny girls after spending the afternoon in the merrie england

Splendid, it's a date. You bring Samiss and I'll bring Mistress. Meet you on north pier at 2pm.

Oi don't I have any fecking say in this...I don't bloody know what and where just bring the coffee machine with you

Not a fecking chance Instant coffee for you then fussy knickers

How the feck do you type the spit sound?

You could put a cat's bum

Tulips...I'll say no more thats a first "

Feck off you

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"You reckon you wont be next week when we strap you on the big one

Shhh _oddy, I thought you were going to keep that as a surprise I've kept mum bout the next bit

Spill the beans fecker pass the tin opener then and don't moan bout the mess

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I'll get it out of you Its samis that wee s alot

Perhaps she and Mistress can go wee together. Samiss will be there anyway. and we can go to funny girls after spending the afternoon in the merrie england

Splendid, it's a date. You bring Samiss and I'll bring Mistress. Meet you on north pier at 2pm.

Oi don't I have any fecking say in this...I don't bloody know what and where just bring the coffee machine with you

Not a fecking chance Instant coffee for you then fussy knickers

How the feck do you type the spit sound?

You could put a cat's bum

Tulips...I'll say no more thats a first

Feck off you "

charming

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By *osmosgirlWoman
over a year ago

Wetherby


"You reckon you wont be next week when we strap you on the big one

Shhh _oddy, I thought you were going to keep that as a surprise I've kept mum bout the next bit

Spill the beans fecker pass the tin opener then and don't moan bout the mess

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I'll get it out of you Its samis that wee s alot

Perhaps she and Mistress can go wee together. Samiss will be there anyway. and we can go to funny girls after spending the afternoon in the merrie england

Splendid, it's a date. You bring Samiss and I'll bring Mistress. Meet you on north pier at 2pm.

Oi don't I have any fecking say in this...I don't bloody know what and where "

I'll give you a clue. It's got a tower but it's not Paris and it's known for its illuminations at this time of year but it's not Harlow Carr.

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"You reckon you wont be next week when we strap you on the big one

Shhh _oddy, I thought you were going to keep that as a surprise I've kept mum bout the next bit

Spill the beans fecker pass the tin opener then and don't moan bout the mess

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I'll get it out of you Its samis that wee s alot

Perhaps she and Mistress can go wee together. Samiss will be there anyway. and we can go to funny girls after spending the afternoon in the merrie england

Splendid, it's a date. You bring Samiss and I'll bring Mistress. Meet you on north pier at 2pm.

Oi don't I have any fecking say in this...I don't bloody know what and where

I'll give you a clue. It's got a tower but it's not Paris and it's known for its illuminations at this time of year but it's not Harlow Carr. "

the only things illuminated will be her drawers

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You reckon you wont be next week when we strap you on the big one

Shhh _oddy, I thought you were going to keep that as a surprise I've kept mum bout the next bit

Spill the beans fecker pass the tin opener then and don't moan bout the mess

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I'll get it out of you Its samis that wee s alot

Perhaps she and Mistress can go wee together. Samiss will be there anyway. and we can go to funny girls after spending the afternoon in the merrie england

Splendid, it's a date. You bring Samiss and I'll bring Mistress. Meet you on north pier at 2pm.

Oi don't I have any fecking say in this...I don't bloody know what and where

I'll give you a clue. It's got a tower but it's not Paris and it's known for its illuminations at this time of year but it's not Harlow Carr. "

Blackgang chine IOW ...got it!...but my little car won't make that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You reckon you wont be next week when we strap you on the big one

Shhh _oddy, I thought you were going to keep that as a surprise I've kept mum bout the next bit

Spill the beans fecker pass the tin opener then and don't moan bout the mess

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I'll get it out of you Its samis that wee s alot

Perhaps she and Mistress can go wee together. Samiss will be there anyway. and we can go to funny girls after spending the afternoon in the merrie england

Splendid, it's a date. You bring Samiss and I'll bring Mistress. Meet you on north pier at 2pm.

Oi don't I have any fecking say in this...I don't bloody know what and where

I'll give you a clue. It's got a tower but it's not Paris and it's known for its illuminations at this time of year but it's not Harlow Carr. the only things illuminated will be her drawers "

And I'm not fetching my bedroom furniture ffs

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"You reckon you wont be next week when we strap you on the big one

Shhh _oddy, I thought you were going to keep that as a surprise I've kept mum bout the next bit

Spill the beans fecker pass the tin opener then and don't moan bout the mess

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I'll get it out of you Its samis that wee s alot

Perhaps she and Mistress can go wee together. Samiss will be there anyway. and we can go to funny girls after spending the afternoon in the merrie england

Splendid, it's a date. You bring Samiss and I'll bring Mistress. Meet you on north pier at 2pm.

Oi don't I have any fecking say in this...I don't bloody know what and where

I'll give you a clue. It's got a tower but it's not Paris and it's known for its illuminations at this time of year but it's not Harlow Carr.

Blackgang chine IOW ...got it!...but my little car won't make that "

thats ok get a num 9 from ryde to newport and change there

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You reckon you wont be next week when we strap you on the big one

Shhh _oddy, I thought you were going to keep that as a surprise I've kept mum bout the next bit

Spill the beans fecker pass the tin opener then and don't moan bout the mess

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I'll get it out of you Its samis that wee s alot

Perhaps she and Mistress can go wee together. Samiss will be there anyway. and we can go to funny girls after spending the afternoon in the merrie england

Splendid, it's a date. You bring Samiss and I'll bring Mistress. Meet you on north pier at 2pm.

Oi don't I have any fecking say in this...I don't bloody know what and where

I'll give you a clue. It's got a tower but it's not Paris and it's known for its illuminations at this time of year but it's not Harlow Carr.

Blackgang chine IOW ...got it!...but my little car won't make that thats ok get a num 9 from ryde to newport and change there"

Big feck gap in between here and Ryde..have you both a ticket to Ryde?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Got not both ffs

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Got not both ffs"
you can ether get red funnell from southampton or wightlink from portsmouth both are car ferrys or the cat or hovercraft

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Got not both ffsyou can ether get red funnell from southampton or wightlink from portsmouth both are car ferrys or the cat or hovercraft "

Don't trust them fecking cats....they don't like fecking water

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Got not both ffsyou can ether get red funnell from southampton or wightlink from portsmouth both are car ferrys or the cat or hovercraft

Don't trust them fecking cats....they don't like fecking water "

Mine does

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Got not both ffsyou can ether get red funnell from southampton or wightlink from portsmouth both are car ferrys or the cat or hovercraft

Don't trust them fecking cats....they don't like fecking water Mine does "

Have you double checked it's not a bloody dog

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Got not both ffsyou can ether get red funnell from southampton or wightlink from portsmouth both are car ferrys or the cat or hovercraft

Don't trust them fecking cats....they don't like fecking water Mine does

Have you double checked it's not a bloody dog "

deff a kitty

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Got not both ffsyou can ether get red funnell from southampton or wightlink from portsmouth both are car ferrys or the cat or hovercraft

Don't trust them fecking cats....they don't like fecking water Mine does

Have you double checked it's not a bloody dog deff a kitty "

Hmmm after close inspection of its ass...I'd tend to agree

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Got not both ffsyou can ether get red funnell from southampton or wightlink from portsmouth both are car ferrys or the cat or hovercraft

Don't trust them fecking cats....they don't like fecking water Mine does

Have you double checked it's not a bloody dog deff a kitty

Hmmm after close inspection of its ass...I'd tend to agree "

wonders where samis is

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"You reckon you wont be next week when we strap you on the big one

Shhh _oddy, I thought you were going to keep that as a surprise I've kept mum bout the next bit

Spill the beans fecker pass the tin opener then and don't moan bout the mess

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I'll get it out of you Its samis that wee s alot

Perhaps she and Mistress can go wee together. Samiss will be there anyway. and we can go to funny girls after spending the afternoon in the merrie england

Splendid, it's a date. You bring Samiss and I'll bring Mistress. Meet you on north pier at 2pm.

Oi don't I have any fecking say in this...I don't bloody know what and where

I'll give you a clue. It's got a tower but it's not Paris and it's known for its illuminations at this time of year but it's not Harlow Carr. "

And they do a lot of dancing in he tower ballroom

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Got not both ffsyou can ether get red funnell from southampton or wightlink from portsmouth both are car ferrys or the cat or hovercraft

Don't trust them fecking cats....they don't like fecking water Mine does

Have you double checked it's not a bloody dog deff a kitty

Hmmm after close inspection of its ass...I'd tend to agree wonders where samis is "

Hello!!

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Got not both ffsyou can ether get red funnell from southampton or wightlink from portsmouth both are car ferrys or the cat or hovercraft

Don't trust them fecking cats....they don't like fecking water Mine does

Have you double checked it's not a bloody dog deff a kitty

Hmmm after close inspection of its ass...I'd tend to agree wonders where samis is

Hello!! "

ah ther you are

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You reckon you wont be next week when we strap you on the big one

Shhh _oddy, I thought you were going to keep that as a surprise I've kept mum bout the next bit

Spill the beans fecker pass the tin opener then and don't moan bout the mess

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I'll get it out of you Its samis that wee s alot

Perhaps she and Mistress can go wee together. Samiss will be there anyway. and we can go to funny girls after spending the afternoon in the merrie england

Splendid, it's a date. You bring Samiss and I'll bring Mistress. Meet you on north pier at 2pm.

Oi don't I have any fecking say in this...I don't bloody know what and where

I'll give you a clue. It's got a tower but it's not Paris and it's known for its illuminations at this time of year but it's not Harlow Carr.

And they do a lot of dancing in he tower ballroom "

Blackpool? Your not fecking getting me anywhere near that fecking...I'll say it again fecking ballroom

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"You reckon you wont be next week when we strap you on the big one

Shhh _oddy, I thought you were going to keep that as a surprise I've kept mum bout the next bit

Spill the beans fecker pass the tin opener then and don't moan bout the mess

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I'll get it out of you Its samis that wee s alot

Perhaps she and Mistress can go wee together. Samiss will be there anyway. and we can go to funny girls after spending the afternoon in the merrie england

Splendid, it's a date. You bring Samiss and I'll bring Mistress. Meet you on north pier at 2pm.

Oi don't I have any fecking say in this...I don't bloody know what and where

I'll give you a clue. It's got a tower but it's not Paris and it's known for its illuminations at this time of year but it's not Harlow Carr.

And they do a lot of dancing in he tower ballroom

Blackpool? Your not fecking getting me anywhere near that fecking...I'll say it again fecking ballroom "

Dont get ya knickers in a twist your not going nowhere near the ballroom

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You reckon you wont be next week when we strap you on the big one

Shhh _oddy, I thought you were going to keep that as a surprise I've kept mum bout the next bit

Spill the beans fecker pass the tin opener then and don't moan bout the mess

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I'll get it out of you Its samis that wee s alot

Perhaps she and Mistress can go wee together. Samiss will be there anyway. and we can go to funny girls after spending the afternoon in the merrie england

Splendid, it's a date. You bring Samiss and I'll bring Mistress. Meet you on north pier at 2pm.

Oi don't I have any fecking say in this...I don't bloody know what and where

I'll give you a clue. It's got a tower but it's not Paris and it's known for its illuminations at this time of year but it's not Harlow Carr.

And they do a lot of dancing in he tower ballroom

Blackpool? Your not fecking getting me anywhere near that fecking...I'll say it again fecking ballroom Dont get ya knickers in a twist your not going nowhere near the ballroom"

Ah so now I get it.. fecking big one!

Not a fecking chance..my wig will blow off

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"You reckon you wont be next week when we strap you on the big one

Shhh _oddy, I thought you were going to keep that as a surprise I've kept mum bout the next bit

Spill the beans fecker pass the tin opener then and don't moan bout the mess

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I'll get it out of you Its samis that wee s alot

Perhaps she and Mistress can go wee together. Samiss will be there anyway. and we can go to funny girls after spending the afternoon in the merrie england

Splendid, it's a date. You bring Samiss and I'll bring Mistress. Meet you on north pier at 2pm.

Oi don't I have any fecking say in this...I don't bloody know what and where

I'll give you a clue. It's got a tower but it's not Paris and it's known for its illuminations at this time of year but it's not Harlow Carr.

And they do a lot of dancing in he tower ballroom

Blackpool? Your not fecking getting me anywhere near that fecking...I'll say it again fecking ballroom Dont get ya knickers in a twist your not going nowhere near the ballroom

Ah so now I get it.. fecking big one!

Not a fecking chance..my wig will blow off "

your still cold and it will be cosmo blowing off

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You reckon you wont be next week when we strap you on the big one

Shhh _oddy, I thought you were going to keep that as a surprise I've kept mum bout the next bit

Spill the beans fecker pass the tin opener then and don't moan bout the mess

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I'll get it out of you Its samis that wee s alot

Perhaps she and Mistress can go wee together. Samiss will be there anyway. and we can go to funny girls after spending the afternoon in the merrie england

Splendid, it's a date. You bring Samiss and I'll bring Mistress. Meet you on north pier at 2pm.

Oi don't I have any fecking say in this...I don't bloody know what and where

I'll give you a clue. It's got a tower but it's not Paris and it's known for its illuminations at this time of year but it's not Harlow Carr.

And they do a lot of dancing in he tower ballroom

Blackpool? Your not fecking getting me anywhere near that fecking...I'll say it again fecking ballroom Dont get ya knickers in a twist your not going nowhere near the ballroom

Ah so now I get it.. fecking big one!

Not a fecking chance..my wig will blow off your still cold and it will be cosmo blowing off "

I need to keep my beady on you two

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"You reckon you wont be next week when we strap you on the big one

Shhh _oddy, I thought you were going to keep that as a surprise I've kept mum bout the next bit

Spill the beans fecker pass the tin opener then and don't moan bout the mess

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I'll get it out of you Its samis that wee s alot

Perhaps she and Mistress can go wee together. Samiss will be there anyway. and we can go to funny girls after spending the afternoon in the merrie england

Splendid, it's a date. You bring Samiss and I'll bring Mistress. Meet you on north pier at 2pm.

Oi don't I have any fecking say in this...I don't bloody know what and where

I'll give you a clue. It's got a tower but it's not Paris and it's known for its illuminations at this time of year but it's not Harlow Carr.

And they do a lot of dancing in he tower ballroom

Blackpool? Your not fecking getting me anywhere near that fecking...I'll say it again fecking ballroom Dont get ya knickers in a twist your not going nowhere near the ballroom

Ah so now I get it.. fecking big one!

Not a fecking chance..my wig will blow off your still cold and it will be cosmo blowing off

I need to keep my beady on you two "

your what

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You reckon you wont be next week when we strap you on the big one

Shhh _oddy, I thought you were going to keep that as a surprise I've kept mum bout the next bit

Spill the beans fecker pass the tin opener then and don't moan bout the mess

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I'll get it out of you Its samis that wee s alot

Perhaps she and Mistress can go wee together. Samiss will be there anyway. and we can go to funny girls after spending the afternoon in the merrie england

Splendid, it's a date. You bring Samiss and I'll bring Mistress. Meet you on north pier at 2pm.

Oi don't I have any fecking say in this...I don't bloody know what and where

I'll give you a clue. It's got a tower but it's not Paris and it's known for its illuminations at this time of year but it's not Harlow Carr.

And they do a lot of dancing in he tower ballroom

Blackpool? Your not fecking getting me anywhere near that fecking...I'll say it again fecking ballroom Dont get ya knickers in a twist your not going nowhere near the ballroom

Ah so now I get it.. fecking big one!

Not a fecking chance..my wig will blow off your still cold and it will be cosmo blowing off

I need to keep my beady on you two your what"

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"You reckon you wont be next week when we strap you on the big one

Shhh _oddy, I thought you were going to keep that as a surprise I've kept mum bout the next bit

Spill the beans fecker pass the tin opener then and don't moan bout the mess

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I'll get it out of you Its samis that wee s alot

Perhaps she and Mistress can go wee together. Samiss will be there anyway. and we can go to funny girls after spending the afternoon in the merrie england

Splendid, it's a date. You bring Samiss and I'll bring Mistress. Meet you on north pier at 2pm.

Oi don't I have any fecking say in this...I don't bloody know what and where

I'll give you a clue. It's got a tower but it's not Paris and it's known for its illuminations at this time of year but it's not Harlow Carr.

And they do a lot of dancing in he tower ballroom

Blackpool? Your not fecking getting me anywhere near that fecking...I'll say it again fecking ballroom Dont get ya knickers in a twist your not going nowhere near the ballroom

Ah so now I get it.. fecking big one!

Not a fecking chance..my wig will blow off your still cold and it will be cosmo blowing off

I need to keep my beady on you two your what "

Is that a beady necklace?

Notice you've got your dancing shoes on again

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You reckon you wont be next week when we strap you on the big one

Shhh _oddy, I thought you were going to keep that as a surprise I've kept mum bout the next bit

Spill the beans fecker pass the tin opener then and don't moan bout the mess

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I'll get it out of you Its samis that wee s alot

Perhaps she and Mistress can go wee together. Samiss will be there anyway. and we can go to funny girls after spending the afternoon in the merrie england

Splendid, it's a date. You bring Samiss and I'll bring Mistress. Meet you on north pier at 2pm.

Oi don't I have any fecking say in this...I don't bloody know what and where

I'll give you a clue. It's got a tower but it's not Paris and it's known for its illuminations at this time of year but it's not Harlow Carr.

And they do a lot of dancing in he tower ballroom

Blackpool? Your not fecking getting me anywhere near that fecking...I'll say it again fecking ballroom Dont get ya knickers in a twist your not going nowhere near the ballroom

Ah so now I get it.. fecking big one!

Not a fecking chance..my wig will blow off your still cold and it will be cosmo blowing off

I need to keep my beady on you two your what

Is that a beady necklace?

Notice you've got your dancing shoes on again "

Eye! Ffs

And I can't dance in them fecking heels

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"You reckon you wont be next week when we strap you on the big one

Shhh _oddy, I thought you were going to keep that as a surprise I've kept mum bout the next bit

Spill the beans fecker pass the tin opener then and don't moan bout the mess

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I'll get it out of you Its samis that wee s alot

Perhaps she and Mistress can go wee together. Samiss will be there anyway. and we can go to funny girls after spending the afternoon in the merrie england

Splendid, it's a date. You bring Samiss and I'll bring Mistress. Meet you on north pier at 2pm.

Oi don't I have any fecking say in this...I don't bloody know what and where

I'll give you a clue. It's got a tower but it's not Paris and it's known for its illuminations at this time of year but it's not Harlow Carr.

And they do a lot of dancing in he tower ballroom

Blackpool? Your not fecking getting me anywhere near that fecking...I'll say it again fecking ballroom Dont get ya knickers in a twist your not going nowhere near the ballroom

Ah so now I get it.. fecking big one!

Not a fecking chance..my wig will blow off your still cold and it will be cosmo blowing off

I need to keep my beady on you two your what

Is that a beady necklace?

Notice you've got your dancing shoes on again

Eye! Ffs

And I can't dance in them fecking heels "

Thats good as you aint gonna be dancing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You reckon you wont be next week when we strap you on the big one

Shhh _oddy, I thought you were going to keep that as a surprise I've kept mum bout the next bit

Spill the beans fecker pass the tin opener then and don't moan bout the mess

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I'll get it out of you Its samis that wee s alot

Perhaps she and Mistress can go wee together. Samiss will be there anyway. and we can go to funny girls after spending the afternoon in the merrie england

Splendid, it's a date. You bring Samiss and I'll bring Mistress. Meet you on north pier at 2pm.

Oi don't I have any fecking say in this...I don't bloody know what and where

I'll give you a clue. It's got a tower but it's not Paris and it's known for its illuminations at this time of year but it's not Harlow Carr.

And they do a lot of dancing in he tower ballroom

Blackpool? Your not fecking getting me anywhere near that fecking...I'll say it again fecking ballroom Dont get ya knickers in a twist your not going nowhere near the ballroom

Ah so now I get it.. fecking big one!

Not a fecking chance..my wig will blow off your still cold and it will be cosmo blowing off

I need to keep my beady on you two your what

Is that a beady necklace?

Notice you've got your dancing shoes on again

Eye! Ffs

And I can't dance in them fecking heels Thats good as you aint gonna be dancing "

And I ain't mounting no fecking big one either

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"You reckon you wont be next week when we strap you on the big one

Shhh _oddy, I thought you were going to keep that as a surprise I've kept mum bout the next bit

Spill the beans fecker pass the tin opener then and don't moan bout the mess

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I'll get it out of you Its samis that wee s alot

Perhaps she and Mistress can go wee together. Samiss will be there anyway. and we can go to funny girls after spending the afternoon in the merrie england

Splendid, it's a date. You bring Samiss and I'll bring Mistress. Meet you on north pier at 2pm.

Oi don't I have any fecking say in this...I don't bloody know what and where

I'll give you a clue. It's got a tower but it's not Paris and it's known for its illuminations at this time of year but it's not Harlow Carr.

And they do a lot of dancing in he tower ballroom

Blackpool? Your not fecking getting me anywhere near that fecking...I'll say it again fecking ballroom Dont get ya knickers in a twist your not going nowhere near the ballroom

Ah so now I get it.. fecking big one!

Not a fecking chance..my wig will blow off your still cold and it will be cosmo blowing off

I need to keep my beady on you two your what

Is that a beady necklace?

Notice you've got your dancing shoes on again

Eye! Ffs

And I can't dance in them fecking heels Thats good as you aint gonna be dancing

And I ain't mounting no fecking big one either "

you wont be riding a big one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You reckon you wont be next week when we strap you on the big one

Shhh _oddy, I thought you were going to keep that as a surprise I've kept mum bout the next bit

Spill the beans fecker pass the tin opener then and don't moan bout the mess

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I'll get it out of you Its samis that wee s alot

Perhaps she and Mistress can go wee together. Samiss will be there anyway. and we can go to funny girls after spending the afternoon in the merrie england

Splendid, it's a date. You bring Samiss and I'll bring Mistress. Meet you on north pier at 2pm.

Oi don't I have any fecking say in this...I don't bloody know what and where

I'll give you a clue. It's got a tower but it's not Paris and it's known for its illuminations at this time of year but it's not Harlow Carr.

And they do a lot of dancing in he tower ballroom

Blackpool? Your not fecking getting me anywhere near that fecking...I'll say it again fecking ballroom Dont get ya knickers in a twist your not going nowhere near the ballroom

Ah so now I get it.. fecking big one!

Not a fecking chance..my wig will blow off your still cold and it will be cosmo blowing off

I need to keep my beady on you two your what

Is that a beady necklace?

Notice you've got your dancing shoes on again

Eye! Ffs

And I can't dance in them fecking heels Thats good as you aint gonna be dancing

And I ain't mounting no fecking big one either you wont be riding a big one"

I'm fecking stumped

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"You reckon you wont be next week when we strap you on the big one

Shhh _oddy, I thought you were going to keep that as a surprise I've kept mum bout the next bit

Spill the beans fecker pass the tin opener then and don't moan bout the mess

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I'll get it out of you Its samis that wee s alot

Perhaps she and Mistress can go wee together. Samiss will be there anyway. and we can go to funny girls after spending the afternoon in the merrie england

Splendid, it's a date. You bring Samiss and I'll bring Mistress. Meet you on north pier at 2pm.

Oi don't I have any fecking say in this...I don't bloody know what and where

I'll give you a clue. It's got a tower but it's not Paris and it's known for its illuminations at this time of year but it's not Harlow Carr.

And they do a lot of dancing in he tower ballroom

Blackpool? Your not fecking getting me anywhere near that fecking...I'll say it again fecking ballroom Dont get ya knickers in a twist your not going nowhere near the ballroom

Ah so now I get it.. fecking big one!

Not a fecking chance..my wig will blow off your still cold and it will be cosmo blowing off

I need to keep my beady on you two your what

Is that a beady necklace?

Notice you've got your dancing shoes on again

Eye! Ffs

And I can't dance in them fecking heels Thats good as you aint gonna be dancing

And I ain't mounting no fecking big one either you wont be riding a big one

I'm fecking stumped"

you have till I get home to think

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By *osmosgirlWoman
over a year ago

Wetherby


"You reckon you wont be next week when we strap you on the big one

Shhh _oddy, I thought you were going to keep that as a surprise I've kept mum bout the next bit

Spill the beans fecker pass the tin opener then and don't moan bout the mess

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I'll get it out of you Its samis that wee s alot

Perhaps she and Mistress can go wee together. Samiss will be there anyway. and we can go to funny girls after spending the afternoon in the merrie england

Splendid, it's a date. You bring Samiss and I'll bring Mistress. Meet you on north pier at 2pm.

Oi don't I have any fecking say in this...I don't bloody know what and where

I'll give you a clue. It's got a tower but it's not Paris and it's known for its illuminations at this time of year but it's not Harlow Carr.

And they do a lot of dancing in he tower ballroom

Blackpool? Your not fecking getting me anywhere near that fecking...I'll say it again fecking ballroom Dont get ya knickers in a twist your not going nowhere near the ballroom

Ah so now I get it.. fecking big one!

Not a fecking chance..my wig will blow off your still cold and it will be cosmo blowing off "

Better out than in

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You reckon you wont be next week when we strap you on the big one

Shhh _oddy, I thought you were going to keep that as a surprise I've kept mum bout the next bit

Spill the beans fecker pass the tin opener then and don't moan bout the mess

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I'll get it out of you Its samis that wee s alot

Perhaps she and Mistress can go wee together. Samiss will be there anyway. and we can go to funny girls after spending the afternoon in the merrie england

Splendid, it's a date. You bring Samiss and I'll bring Mistress. Meet you on north pier at 2pm.

Oi don't I have any fecking say in this...I don't bloody know what and where

I'll give you a clue. It's got a tower but it's not Paris and it's known for its illuminations at this time of year but it's not Harlow Carr.

And they do a lot of dancing in he tower ballroom

Blackpool? Your not fecking getting me anywhere near that fecking...I'll say it again fecking ballroom Dont get ya knickers in a twist your not going nowhere near the ballroom

Ah so now I get it.. fecking big one!

Not a fecking chance..my wig will blow off your still cold and it will be cosmo blowing off

Better out than in "

That _oddys up to no fecking good

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"You reckon you wont be next week when we strap you on the big one

Shhh _oddy, I thought you were going to keep that as a surprise I've kept mum bout the next bit

Spill the beans fecker pass the tin opener then and don't moan bout the mess

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I'll get it out of you Its samis that wee s alot

Perhaps she and Mistress can go wee together. Samiss will be there anyway. and we can go to funny girls after spending the afternoon in the merrie england

Splendid, it's a date. You bring Samiss and I'll bring Mistress. Meet you on north pier at 2pm.

Oi don't I have any fecking say in this...I don't bloody know what and where

I'll give you a clue. It's got a tower but it's not Paris and it's known for its illuminations at this time of year but it's not Harlow Carr.

And they do a lot of dancing in he tower ballroom

Blackpool? Your not fecking getting me anywhere near that fecking...I'll say it again fecking ballroom Dont get ya knickers in a twist your not going nowhere near the ballroom

Ah so now I get it.. fecking big one!

Not a fecking chance..my wig will blow off your still cold and it will be cosmo blowing off

Better out than in

That _oddys up to no fecking good "

Hehe!

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

Morning everybody.

Just checking in.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Morning everybody.

Just checking in."

Morning Paul! xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You reckon you wont be next week when we strap you on the big one

Shhh _oddy, I thought you were going to keep that as a surprise I've kept mum bout the next bit

Spill the beans fecker pass the tin opener then and don't moan bout the mess

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I'll get it out of you Its samis that wee s alot

Perhaps she and Mistress can go wee together. Samiss will be there anyway. and we can go to funny girls after spending the afternoon in the merrie england

Splendid, it's a date. You bring Samiss and I'll bring Mistress. Meet you on north pier at 2pm.

Oi don't I have any fecking say in this...I don't bloody know what and where

I'll give you a clue. It's got a tower but it's not Paris and it's known for its illuminations at this time of year but it's not Harlow Carr.

And they do a lot of dancing in he tower ballroom

Blackpool? Your not fecking getting me anywhere near that fecking...I'll say it again fecking ballroom Dont get ya knickers in a twist your not going nowhere near the ballroom

Ah so now I get it.. fecking big one!

Not a fecking chance..my wig will blow off your still cold and it will be cosmo blowing off

Better out than in

That _oddys up to no fecking good

Hehe! "

It's not laughing matter

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Morning everybody.

Just checking in."

Afternoon mate...hope your coping with things

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"Morning everybody.

Just checking in.

Morning Paul! xx"

Hi _amiss

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"Morning everybody.

Just checking in.

Afternoon mate...hope your coping with things "

I'm doing ok so far, I have to be.

Been into school so my wife could tell the kids, school welfare lady is going to keep an eye on them and give in-school support to them, and us if needed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Morning everybody.

Just checking in.

Afternoon mate...hope your coping with things

I'm doing ok so far, I have to be.

Been into school so my wife could tell the kids, school welfare lady is going to keep an eye on them and give in-school support to them, and us if needed"

That's good mate...you need to take as much support as is available to you.

You know where I am if needed mate

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"You reckon you wont be next week when we strap you on the big one

Shhh _oddy, I thought you were going to keep that as a surprise I've kept mum bout the next bit

Spill the beans fecker pass the tin opener then and don't moan bout the mess

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I'll get it out of you Its samis that wee s alot

Perhaps she and Mistress can go wee together. Samiss will be there anyway. and we can go to funny girls after spending the afternoon in the merrie england

Splendid, it's a date. You bring Samiss and I'll bring Mistress. Meet you on north pier at 2pm.

Oi don't I have any fecking say in this...I don't bloody know what and where

I'll give you a clue. It's got a tower but it's not Paris and it's known for its illuminations at this time of year but it's not Harlow Carr.

And they do a lot of dancing in he tower ballroom

Blackpool? Your not fecking getting me anywhere near that fecking...I'll say it again fecking ballroom Dont get ya knickers in a twist your not going nowhere near the ballroom

Ah so now I get it.. fecking big one!

Not a fecking chance..my wig will blow off your still cold and it will be cosmo blowing off

Better out than in

That _oddys up to no fecking good

Hehe!

It's not laughing matter "

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Morning everybody.

Just checking in.

Afternoon mate...hope your coping with things

I'm doing ok so far, I have to be.

Been into school so my wife could tell the kids, school welfare lady is going to keep an eye on them and give in-school support to them, and us if needed"

That's a great move, Paul!

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"Morning everybody.

Just checking in.

Afternoon mate...hope your coping with things

I'm doing ok so far, I have to be.

Been into school so my wife could tell the kids, school welfare lady is going to keep an eye on them and give in-school support to them, and us if needed

That's good mate...you need to take as much support as is available to you.

You know where I am if needed mate "

Kids are pretty resilient, and even tho they are only 3&6 they are mentally/emotionally mature/tough, I'm more worried about the ex, and she already has professional support in place from all the shit I've put her through a year ago.

Thank you mistress, I really appreciate it

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"Morning everybody.

Just checking in.

Afternoon mate...hope your coping with things

I'm doing ok so far, I have to be.

Been into school so my wife could tell the kids, school welfare lady is going to keep an eye on them and give in-school support to them, and us if needed

That's a great move, Paul! "

Given mine & my ex's mental health that extra support from the school is best for the kids, aswell as us

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Morning everybody.

Just checking in.

Afternoon mate...hope your coping with things

I'm doing ok so far, I have to be.

Been into school so my wife could tell the kids, school welfare lady is going to keep an eye on them and give in-school support to them, and us if needed

That's a great move, Paul!

Given mine & my ex's mental health that extra support from the school is best for the kids, aswell as us"

Absolutely spot on and well done, both of you, for recognizing the need to get that extra support from the school, it will hopefully help all of you.

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"Morning everybody.

Just checking in.

Afternoon mate...hope your coping with things

I'm doing ok so far, I have to be.

Been into school so my wife could tell the kids, school welfare lady is going to keep an eye on them and give in-school support to them, and us if needed

That's a great move, Paul!

Given mine & my ex's mental health that extra support from the school is best for the kids, aswell as us

Absolutely spot on and well done, both of you, for recognizing the need to get that extra support from the school, it will hopefully help all of you. "

I hope so too, I doubt I'm strong enough for everybody, when I've been struggling myself so much

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Morning everybody.

Just checking in.

Afternoon mate...hope your coping with things

I'm doing ok so far, I have to be.

Been into school so my wife could tell the kids, school welfare lady is going to keep an eye on them and give in-school support to them, and us if needed

That's a great move, Paul!

Given mine & my ex's mental health that extra support from the school is best for the kids, aswell as us

Absolutely spot on and well done, both of you, for recognizing the need to get that extra support from the school, it will hopefully help all of you.

I hope so too, I doubt I'm strong enough for everybody, when I've been struggling myself so much "

Paul, you don't have to do it on your own, you have to look after yourself too, or you won't be able to help looking after your family.

There's lots of support out there, for you all, take as much as is offered. You're obviously a good daddy and love your children very much, they will know that, you will get there! xx

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"Morning everybody.

Just checking in.

Afternoon mate...hope your coping with things

I'm doing ok so far, I have to be.

Been into school so my wife could tell the kids, school welfare lady is going to keep an eye on them and give in-school support to them, and us if needed

That's a great move, Paul!

Given mine & my ex's mental health that extra support from the school is best for the kids, aswell as us

Absolutely spot on and well done, both of you, for recognizing the need to get that extra support from the school, it will hopefully help all of you.

I hope so too, I doubt I'm strong enough for everybody, when I've been struggling myself so much

Paul, you don't have to do it on your own, you have to look after yourself too, or you won't be able to help looking after your family.

There's lots of support out there, for you all, take as much as is offered. You're obviously a good daddy and love your children very much, they will know that, you will get there! xx"

I know, I need to be as well as I can be to support them all, I'll get what help I can for myself, to help them, they don't have anybody else, and even tho I've avoided the ex for the last 5 months, I can't let her down when she needs me.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Morning everybody.

Just checking in.

Afternoon mate...hope your coping with things

I'm doing ok so far, I have to be.

Been into school so my wife could tell the kids, school welfare lady is going to keep an eye on them and give in-school support to them, and us if needed

That's a great move, Paul!

Given mine & my ex's mental health that extra support from the school is best for the kids, aswell as us

Absolutely spot on and well done, both of you, for recognizing the need to get that extra support from the school, it will hopefully help all of you.

I hope so too, I doubt I'm strong enough for everybody, when I've been struggling myself so much

Paul, you don't have to do it on your own, you have to look after yourself too, or you won't be able to help looking after your family.

There's lots of support out there, for you all, take as much as is offered. You're obviously a good daddy and love your children very much, they will know that, you will get there! xx

I know, I need to be as well as I can be to support them all, I'll get what help I can for myself, to help them, they don't have anybody else, and even tho I've avoided the ex for the last 5 months, I can't let her down when she needs me."

Well done you and for looking after your ex, she is still the children's mummy, so they need her well, too.

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"Morning everybody.

Just checking in.

Afternoon mate...hope your coping with things

I'm doing ok so far, I have to be.

Been into school so my wife could tell the kids, school welfare lady is going to keep an eye on them and give in-school support to them, and us if needed

That's a great move, Paul!

Given mine & my ex's mental health that extra support from the school is best for the kids, aswell as us

Absolutely spot on and well done, both of you, for recognizing the need to get that extra support from the school, it will hopefully help all of you.

I hope so too, I doubt I'm strong enough for everybody, when I've been struggling myself so much

Paul, you don't have to do it on your own, you have to look after yourself too, or you won't be able to help looking after your family.

There's lots of support out there, for you all, take as much as is offered. You're obviously a good daddy and love your children very much, they will know that, you will get there! xx

I know, I need to be as well as I can be to support them all, I'll get what help I can for myself, to help them, they don't have anybody else, and even tho I've avoided the ex for the last 5 months, I can't let her down when she needs me.

Well done you and for looking after your ex, she is still the children's mummy, so they need her well, too. "

That's just how/who I am, I'm devastated for her and can't watch her cope alone

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Morning everybody.

Just checking in.

Afternoon mate...hope your coping with things

I'm doing ok so far, I have to be.

Been into school so my wife could tell the kids, school welfare lady is going to keep an eye on them and give in-school support to them, and us if needed

That's a great move, Paul!

Given mine & my ex's mental health that extra support from the school is best for the kids, aswell as us

Absolutely spot on and well done, both of you, for recognizing the need to get that extra support from the school, it will hopefully help all of you.

I hope so too, I doubt I'm strong enough for everybody, when I've been struggling myself so much

Paul, you don't have to do it on your own, you have to look after yourself too, or you won't be able to help looking after your family.

There's lots of support out there, for you all, take as much as is offered. You're obviously a good daddy and love your children very much, they will know that, you will get there! xx

I know, I need to be as well as I can be to support them all, I'll get what help I can for myself, to help them, they don't have anybody else, and even tho I've avoided the ex for the last 5 months, I can't let her down when she needs me.

Well done you and for looking after your ex, she is still the children's mummy, so they need her well, too.

That's just how/who I am, I'm devastated for her and can't watch her cope alone "

Bless you Paul, you are obviously a great support for all of your family, they are very lucky.

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"Morning everybody.

Just checking in.

Afternoon mate...hope your coping with things

I'm doing ok so far, I have to be.

Been into school so my wife could tell the kids, school welfare lady is going to keep an eye on them and give in-school support to them, and us if needed

That's a great move, Paul!

Given mine & my ex's mental health that extra support from the school is best for the kids, aswell as us

Absolutely spot on and well done, both of you, for recognizing the need to get that extra support from the school, it will hopefully help all of you.

I hope so too, I doubt I'm strong enough for everybody, when I've been struggling myself so much

Paul, you don't have to do it on your own, you have to look after yourself too, or you won't be able to help looking after your family.

There's lots of support out there, for you all, take as much as is offered. You're obviously a good daddy and love your children very much, they will know that, you will get there! xx

I know, I need to be as well as I can be to support them all, I'll get what help I can for myself, to help them, they don't have anybody else, and even tho I've avoided the ex for the last 5 months, I can't let her down when she needs me.

Well done you and for looking after your ex, she is still the children's mummy, so they need her well, too.

That's just how/who I am, I'm devastated for her and can't watch her cope alone

Bless you Paul, you are obviously a great support for all of your family, they are very lucky. "

Only in case of emergency, the rest of the time im a drain

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"You reckon you wont be next week when we strap you on the big one

Shhh _oddy, I thought you were going to keep that as a surprise I've kept mum bout the next bit

Spill the beans fecker pass the tin opener then and don't moan bout the mess

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I'll get it out of you Its samis that wee s alot

Perhaps she and Mistress can go wee together. Samiss will be there anyway. and we can go to funny girls after spending the afternoon in the merrie england

Splendid, it's a date. You bring Samiss and I'll bring Mistress. Meet you on north pier at 2pm.

Oi don't I have any fecking say in this...I don't bloody know what and where

I'll give you a clue. It's got a tower but it's not Paris and it's known for its illuminations at this time of year but it's not Harlow Carr.

And they do a lot of dancing in he tower ballroom

Blackpool? Your not fecking getting me anywhere near that fecking...I'll say it again fecking ballroom Dont get ya knickers in a twist your not going nowhere near the ballroom

Ah so now I get it.. fecking big one!

Not a fecking chance..my wig will blow off your still cold and it will be cosmo blowing off

I need to keep my beady on you two your what

Is that a beady necklace?

Notice you've got your dancing shoes on again

Eye! Ffs

And I can't dance in them fecking heels Thats good as you aint gonna be dancing

And I ain't mounting no fecking big one either you wont be riding a big one

I'm fecking stumpedyou have till I get home to think "

you thought yet

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You reckon you wont be next week when we strap you on the big one

Shhh _oddy, I thought you were going to keep that as a surprise I've kept mum bout the next bit

Spill the beans fecker pass the tin opener then and don't moan bout the mess

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I'll get it out of you Its samis that wee s alot

Perhaps she and Mistress can go wee together. Samiss will be there anyway. and we can go to funny girls after spending the afternoon in the merrie england

Splendid, it's a date. You bring Samiss and I'll bring Mistress. Meet you on north pier at 2pm.

Oi don't I have any fecking say in this...I don't bloody know what and where

I'll give you a clue. It's got a tower but it's not Paris and it's known for its illuminations at this time of year but it's not Harlow Carr.

And they do a lot of dancing in he tower ballroom

Blackpool? Your not fecking getting me anywhere near that fecking...I'll say it again fecking ballroom Dont get ya knickers in a twist your not going nowhere near the ballroom

Ah so now I get it.. fecking big one!

Not a fecking chance..my wig will blow off your still cold and it will be cosmo blowing off

I need to keep my beady on you two your what

Is that a beady necklace?

Notice you've got your dancing shoes on again

Eye! Ffs

And I can't dance in them fecking heels Thats good as you aint gonna be dancing

And I ain't mounting no fecking big one either you wont be riding a big one

I'm fecking stumpedyou have till I get home to think you thought yet

"

Haven't a fecking clue

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"You reckon you wont be next week when we strap you on the big one

Shhh _oddy, I thought you were going to keep that as a surprise I've kept mum bout the next bit

Spill the beans fecker pass the tin opener then and don't moan bout the mess

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I'll get it out of you Its samis that wee s alot

Perhaps she and Mistress can go wee together. Samiss will be there anyway. and we can go to funny girls after spending the afternoon in the merrie england

Splendid, it's a date. You bring Samiss and I'll bring Mistress. Meet you on north pier at 2pm.

Oi don't I have any fecking say in this...I don't bloody know what and where

I'll give you a clue. It's got a tower but it's not Paris and it's known for its illuminations at this time of year but it's not Harlow Carr.

And they do a lot of dancing in he tower ballroom

Blackpool? Your not fecking getting me anywhere near that fecking...I'll say it again fecking ballroom Dont get ya knickers in a twist your not going nowhere near the ballroom

Ah so now I get it.. fecking big one!

Not a fecking chance..my wig will blow off your still cold and it will be cosmo blowing off

I need to keep my beady on you two your what

Is that a beady necklace?

Notice you've got your dancing shoes on again

Eye! Ffs

And I can't dance in them fecking heels Thats good as you aint gonna be dancing

And I ain't mounting no fecking big one either you wont be riding a big one

I'm fecking stumpedyou have till I get home to think you thought yet

Haven't a fecking clue "

I hate roller coasters, but went on the big one last year to face my fear head on. Im an all or nothing kinda guy

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"You reckon you wont be next week when we strap you on the big one

Shhh _oddy, I thought you were going to keep that as a surprise I've kept mum bout the next bit

Spill the beans fecker pass the tin opener then and don't moan bout the mess

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I'll get it out of you Its samis that wee s alot

Perhaps she and Mistress can go wee together. Samiss will be there anyway. and we can go to funny girls after spending the afternoon in the merrie england

Splendid, it's a date. You bring Samiss and I'll bring Mistress. Meet you on north pier at 2pm.

Oi don't I have any fecking say in this...I don't bloody know what and where

I'll give you a clue. It's got a tower but it's not Paris and it's known for its illuminations at this time of year but it's not Harlow Carr.

And they do a lot of dancing in he tower ballroom

Blackpool? Your not fecking getting me anywhere near that fecking...I'll say it again fecking ballroom Dont get ya knickers in a twist your not going nowhere near the ballroom

Ah so now I get it.. fecking big one!

Not a fecking chance..my wig will blow off your still cold and it will be cosmo blowing off

I need to keep my beady on you two your what

Is that a beady necklace?

Notice you've got your dancing shoes on again

Eye! Ffs

And I can't dance in them fecking heels Thats good as you aint gonna be dancing

And I ain't mounting no fecking big one either you wont be riding a big one

I'm fecking stumpedyou have till I get home to think you thought yet

Haven't a fecking clue

I hate roller coasters, but went on the big one last year to face my fear head on. Im an all or nothing kinda guy "

well done young man and shes worrying bout her syrup of figs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You reckon you wont be next week when we strap you on the big one

Shhh _oddy, I thought you were going to keep that as a surprise I've kept mum bout the next bit

Spill the beans fecker pass the tin opener then and don't moan bout the mess

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I'll get it out of you Its samis that wee s alot

Perhaps she and Mistress can go wee together. Samiss will be there anyway. and we can go to funny girls after spending the afternoon in the merrie england

Splendid, it's a date. You bring Samiss and I'll bring Mistress. Meet you on north pier at 2pm.

Oi don't I have any fecking say in this...I don't bloody know what and where

I'll give you a clue. It's got a tower but it's not Paris and it's known for its illuminations at this time of year but it's not Harlow Carr.

And they do a lot of dancing in he tower ballroom

Blackpool? Your not fecking getting me anywhere near that fecking...I'll say it again fecking ballroom Dont get ya knickers in a twist your not going nowhere near the ballroom

Ah so now I get it.. fecking big one!

Not a fecking chance..my wig will blow off your still cold and it will be cosmo blowing off

I need to keep my beady on you two your what

Is that a beady necklace?

Notice you've got your dancing shoes on again

Eye! Ffs

And I can't dance in them fecking heels Thats good as you aint gonna be dancing

And I ain't mounting no fecking big one either you wont be riding a big one

I'm fecking stumpedyou have till I get home to think you thought yet

Haven't a fecking clue

I hate roller coasters, but went on the big one last year to face my fear head on. Im an all or nothing kinda guy "

Went on the bullet at flamingo land

Never opened my fecking eyes once it set off

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You reckon you wont be next week when we strap you on the big one

Shhh _oddy, I thought you were going to keep that as a surprise I've kept mum bout the next bit

Spill the beans fecker pass the tin opener then and don't moan bout the mess

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I'll get it out of you Its samis that wee s alot

Perhaps she and Mistress can go wee together. Samiss will be there anyway. and we can go to funny girls after spending the afternoon in the merrie england

Splendid, it's a date. You bring Samiss and I'll bring Mistress. Meet you on north pier at 2pm.

Oi don't I have any fecking say in this...I don't bloody know what and where

I'll give you a clue. It's got a tower but it's not Paris and it's known for its illuminations at this time of year but it's not Harlow Carr.

And they do a lot of dancing in he tower ballroom

Blackpool? Your not fecking getting me anywhere near that fecking...I'll say it again fecking ballroom Dont get ya knickers in a twist your not going nowhere near the ballroom

Ah so now I get it.. fecking big one!

Not a fecking chance..my wig will blow off your still cold and it will be cosmo blowing off

I need to keep my beady on you two your what

Is that a beady necklace?

Notice you've got your dancing shoes on again

Eye! Ffs

And I can't dance in them fecking heels Thats good as you aint gonna be dancing

And I ain't mounting no fecking big one either you wont be riding a big one

I'm fecking stumpedyou have till I get home to think you thought yet

Haven't a fecking clue

I hate roller coasters, but went on the big one last year to face my fear head on. Im an all or nothing kinda guy well done young man and shes worrying bout her syrup of figs"

Oi my fecking bowels are fine thank you

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"You reckon you wont be next week when we strap you on the big one

Shhh _oddy, I thought you were going to keep that as a surprise I've kept mum bout the next bit

Spill the beans fecker pass the tin opener then and don't moan bout the mess

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I'll get it out of you Its samis that wee s alot

Perhaps she and Mistress can go wee together. Samiss will be there anyway. and we can go to funny girls after spending the afternoon in the merrie england

Splendid, it's a date. You bring Samiss and I'll bring Mistress. Meet you on north pier at 2pm.

Oi don't I have any fecking say in this...I don't bloody know what and where

I'll give you a clue. It's got a tower but it's not Paris and it's known for its illuminations at this time of year but it's not Harlow Carr.

And they do a lot of dancing in he tower ballroom

Blackpool? Your not fecking getting me anywhere near that fecking...I'll say it again fecking ballroom Dont get ya knickers in a twist your not going nowhere near the ballroom

Ah so now I get it.. fecking big one!

Not a fecking chance..my wig will blow off your still cold and it will be cosmo blowing off

I need to keep my beady on you two your what

Is that a beady necklace?

Notice you've got your dancing shoes on again

Eye! Ffs

And I can't dance in them fecking heels Thats good as you aint gonna be dancing

And I ain't mounting no fecking big one either you wont be riding a big one

I'm fecking stumpedyou have till I get home to think you thought yet

Haven't a fecking clue

I hate roller coasters, but went on the big one last year to face my fear head on. Im an all or nothing kinda guy well done young man and shes worrying bout her syrup of figs

Oi my fecking bowels are fine thank you "

wont be afterwards evil chuckle

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

I hate roller coasters, but went on the big one last year to face my fear head on. Im an all or nothing kinda guy well done young man and shes worrying bout her syrup of figs

Oi my fecking bowels are fine thank you wont be afterwards evil chuckle"

Feck it I'm off

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"

I hate roller coasters, but went on the big one last year to face my fear head on. Im an all or nothing kinda guy well done young man and shes worrying bout her syrup of figs

Oi my fecking bowels are fine thank you wont be afterwards evil chuckle

Feck it I'm off

"

off where

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

I hate roller coasters, but went on the big one last year to face my fear head on. Im an all or nothing kinda guy well done young man and shes worrying bout her syrup of figs

Oi my fecking bowels are fine thank you wont be afterwards evil chuckle

Feck it I'm off

off where"

Anywhere but bloody blackpool

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Morning everybody.

Just checking in.

Afternoon mate...hope your coping with things

I'm doing ok so far, I have to be.

Been into school so my wife could tell the kids, school welfare lady is going to keep an eye on them and give in-school support to them, and us if needed

That's a great move, Paul!

Given mine & my ex's mental health that extra support from the school is best for the kids, aswell as us

Absolutely spot on and well done, both of you, for recognizing the need to get that extra support from the school, it will hopefully help all of you.

I hope so too, I doubt I'm strong enough for everybody, when I've been struggling myself so much

Paul, you don't have to do it on your own, you have to look after yourself too, or you won't be able to help looking after your family.

There's lots of support out there, for you all, take as much as is offered. You're obviously a good daddy and love your children very much, they will know that, you will get there! xx

I know, I need to be as well as I can be to support them all, I'll get what help I can for myself, to help them, they don't have anybody else, and even tho I've avoided the ex for the last 5 months, I can't let her down when she needs me.

Well done you and for looking after your ex, she is still the children's mummy, so they need her well, too.

That's just how/who I am, I'm devastated for her and can't watch her cope alone

Bless you Paul, you are obviously a great support for all of your family, they are very lucky.

Only in case of emergency, the rest of the time im a drain "

Hey, you're obviously there when you need to be. xx

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"

I hate roller coasters, but went on the big one last year to face my fear head on. Im an all or nothing kinda guy well done young man and shes worrying bout her syrup of figs

Oi my fecking bowels are fine thank you wont be afterwards evil chuckle

Feck it I'm off

off where

Anywhere but bloody blackpool "

ok bognor thats gods waiting room

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"

I hate roller coasters, but went on the big one last year to face my fear head on. Im an all or nothing kinda guy well done young man and shes worrying bout her syrup of figs

Oi my fecking bowels are fine thank you wont be afterwards evil chuckle

Feck it I'm off

off where

Anywhere but bloody blackpool "

Just want to say I have danced in the tower ballroom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You've danced in the tower ballroom so have I recorded come dancing there for the BBC many moons ago lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

I hate roller coasters, but went on the big one last year to face my fear head on. Im an all or nothing kinda guy well done young man and shes worrying bout her syrup of figs

Oi my fecking bowels are fine thank you wont be afterwards evil chuckle

Feck it I'm off

off where

Anywhere but bloody blackpool ok bognor thats gods waiting room"

Where's that? It's nowhere near whitby

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"You've danced in the tower ballroom so have I recorded come dancing there for the BBC many moons ago lol"

Fabulous, my father and I had a dance school many years ago and we had a weekend coach trip with our students to see the lights. We went up the tower and then danced in the ballroom to the organist. Loved it, best floor I've ever danced on!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"

I hate roller coasters, but went on the big one last year to face my fear head on. Im an all or nothing kinda guy well done young man and shes worrying bout her syrup of figs

Oi my fecking bowels are fine thank you wont be afterwards evil chuckle

Feck it I'm off

off where

Anywhere but bloody blackpool ok bognor thats gods waiting room

Where's that? It's nowhere near whitby "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

I hate roller coasters, but went on the big one last year to face my fear head on. Im an all or nothing kinda guy well done young man and shes worrying bout her syrup of figs

Oi my fecking bowels are fine thank you wont be afterwards evil chuckle

Feck it I'm off

off where

Anywhere but bloody blackpool

Just want to say I have danced in the tower ballroom "

I bet you fecked the floor with your puddles

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You've danced in the tower ballroom so have I recorded come dancing there for the BBC many moons ago lol"

Oi I don't want to hear about that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You've danced in the tower ballroom so have I recorded come dancing there for the BBC many moons ago lol

Fabulous, my father and I had a dance school many years ago and we had a weekend coach trip with our students to see the lights. We went up the tower and then danced in the ballroom to the organist. Loved it, best floor I've ever danced on! "

Till you fecked it

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"You've danced in the tower ballroom so have I recorded come dancing there for the BBC many moons ago lol

Fabulous, my father and I had a dance school many years ago and we had a weekend coach trip with our students to see the lights. We went up the tower and then danced in the ballroom to the organist. Loved it, best floor I've ever danced on!

Till you fecked it "

They'd got a mop and bucket!

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"You reckon you wont be next week when we strap you on the big one

Shhh _oddy, I thought you were going to keep that as a surprise I've kept mum bout the next bit

Spill the beans fecker pass the tin opener then and don't moan bout the mess

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I'll get it out of you Its samis that wee s alot

Perhaps she and Mistress can go wee together. Samiss will be there anyway. and we can go to funny girls after spending the afternoon in the merrie england

Splendid, it's a date. You bring Samiss and I'll bring Mistress. Meet you on north pier at 2pm.

Oi don't I have any fecking say in this...I don't bloody know what and where

I'll give you a clue. It's got a tower but it's not Paris and it's known for its illuminations at this time of year but it's not Harlow Carr.

And they do a lot of dancing in he tower ballroom

Blackpool? Your not fecking getting me anywhere near that fecking...I'll say it again fecking ballroom Dont get ya knickers in a twist your not going nowhere near the ballroom

Ah so now I get it.. fecking big one!

Not a fecking chance..my wig will blow off your still cold and it will be cosmo blowing off

I need to keep my beady on you two your what

Is that a beady necklace?

Notice you've got your dancing shoes on again

Eye! Ffs

And I can't dance in them fecking heels Thats good as you aint gonna be dancing

And I ain't mounting no fecking big one either you wont be riding a big one

I'm fecking stumpedyou have till I get home to think you thought yet

Haven't a fecking clue

I hate roller coasters, but went on the big one last year to face my fear head on. Im an all or nothing kinda guy

Went on the bullet at flamingo land

Never opened my fecking eyes once it set off "

I was the same on the black hole at Alton towers, and it's pitch black in there

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"Morning everybody.

Just checking in.

Afternoon mate...hope your coping with things

I'm doing ok so far, I have to be.

Been into school so my wife could tell the kids, school welfare lady is going to keep an eye on them and give in-school support to them, and us if needed

That's a great move, Paul!

Given mine & my ex's mental health that extra support from the school is best for the kids, aswell as us

Absolutely spot on and well done, both of you, for recognizing the need to get that extra support from the school, it will hopefully help all of you.

I hope so too, I doubt I'm strong enough for everybody, when I've been struggling myself so much

Paul, you don't have to do it on your own, you have to look after yourself too, or you won't be able to help looking after your family.

There's lots of support out there, for you all, take as much as is offered. You're obviously a good daddy and love your children very much, they will know that, you will get there! xx

I know, I need to be as well as I can be to support them all, I'll get what help I can for myself, to help them, they don't have anybody else, and even tho I've avoided the ex for the last 5 months, I can't let her down when she needs me.

Well done you and for looking after your ex, she is still the children's mummy, so they need her well, too.

That's just how/who I am, I'm devastated for her and can't watch her cope alone

Bless you Paul, you are obviously a great support for all of your family, they are very lucky.

Only in case of emergency, the rest of the time im a drain

Hey, you're obviously there when you need to be. xx"

I somehow produce an inner strength at times of need, only lasts a couple of weeks tho

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"You've danced in the tower ballroom so have I recorded come dancing there for the BBC many moons ago lol

Fabulous, my father and I had a dance school many years ago and we had a weekend coach trip with our students to see the lights. We went up the tower and then danced in the ballroom to the organist. Loved it, best floor I've ever danced on! "

As a young child on holiday I went into the tower ballroom and saw the organ rise from below the stage

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By *osmosgirlWoman
over a year ago

Wetherby


"You've danced in the tower ballroom so have I recorded come dancing there for the BBC many moons ago lol"

Mistress! Mistress! There's a geezer sneaked in the back door and is using the D word. Cover your ears while _oddy and I shoo him out.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You've danced in the tower ballroom so have I recorded come dancing there for the BBC many moons ago lol

Mistress! Mistress! There's a geezer sneaked in the back door and is using the D word. Cover your ears while _oddy and I shoo him out....."

I think he stumbled on the wrong fecking thread....just give him a yellow card this time

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By *osmosgirlWoman
over a year ago

Wetherby


"You've danced in the tower ballroom so have I recorded come dancing there for the BBC many moons ago lol

Mistress! Mistress! There's a geezer sneaked in the back door and is using the D word. Cover your ears while _oddy and I shoo him out.....

I think he stumbled on the wrong fecking thread....just give him a yellow card this time "

Okay, I'll see if we can entice him with some glittery shoes back to where he belongs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You've danced in the tower ballroom so have I recorded come dancing there for the BBC many moons ago lol

Mistress! Mistress! There's a geezer sneaked in the back door and is using the D word. Cover your ears while _oddy and I shoo him out.....

I think he stumbled on the wrong fecking thread....just give him a yellow card this time

Okay, I'll see if we can entice him with some glittery shoes back to where he belongs "

Oi don't go fecking overboard

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"You've danced in the tower ballroom so have I recorded come dancing there for the BBC many moons ago lol

Mistress! Mistress! There's a geezer sneaked in the back door and is using the D word. Cover your ears while _oddy and I shoo him out....."

hobbles back in god almighty that took some doing hes hung like a donkey

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You've danced in the tower ballroom so have I recorded come dancing there for the BBC many moons ago lol

Mistress! Mistress! There's a geezer sneaked in the back door and is using the D word. Cover your ears while _oddy and I shoo him out.....hobbles back in god almighty that took some doing hes hung like a donkey "

Get to fecking specsavers. ...it was one of them off blackpool beach

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"You've danced in the tower ballroom so have I recorded come dancing there for the BBC many moons ago lol

Fabulous, my father and I had a dance school many years ago and we had a weekend coach trip with our students to see the lights. We went up the tower and then danced in the ballroom to the organist. Loved it, best floor I've ever danced on!

As a young child on holiday I went into the tower ballroom and saw the organ rise from below the stage "

It's a fabulous place, I loved it

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"You've danced in the tower ballroom so have I recorded come dancing there for the BBC many moons ago lol

Mistress! Mistress! There's a geezer sneaked in the back door and is using the D word. Cover your ears while _oddy and I shoo him out.....hobbles back in god almighty that took some doing hes hung like a donkey "

Haha!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"You've danced in the tower ballroom so have I recorded come dancing there for the BBC many moons ago lol

Mistress! Mistress! There's a geezer sneaked in the back door and is using the D word. Cover your ears while _oddy and I shoo him out.....hobbles back in god almighty that took some doing hes hung like a donkey

Get to fecking specsavers. ...it was one of them off blackpool beach "

Haha, the giveaway was the 4 legs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You've danced in the tower ballroom so have I recorded come dancing there for the BBC many moons ago lol

Mistress! Mistress! There's a geezer sneaked in the back door and is using the D word. Cover your ears while _oddy and I shoo him out.....hobbles back in god almighty that took some doing hes hung like a donkey

Get to fecking specsavers. ...it was one of them off blackpool beach

Haha, the giveaway was the 4 legs "

And it was the big shitty tail she had hold off

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"You've danced in the tower ballroom so have I recorded come dancing there for the BBC many moons ago lol

Mistress! Mistress! There's a geezer sneaked in the back door and is using the D word. Cover your ears while _oddy and I shoo him out.....hobbles back in god almighty that took some doing hes hung like a donkey

Get to fecking specsavers. ...it was one of them off blackpool beach

Haha, the giveaway was the 4 legs

And it was the big shitty tail she had hold off "

Blurgh!!! Not as clean as a cat's windmill!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You've danced in the tower ballroom so have I recorded come dancing there for the BBC many moons ago lol

Mistress! Mistress! There's a geezer sneaked in the back door and is using the D word. Cover your ears while _oddy and I shoo him out.....hobbles back in god almighty that took some doing hes hung like a donkey

Get to fecking specsavers. ...it was one of them off blackpool beach

Haha, the giveaway was the 4 legs

And it was the big shitty tail she had hold off

Blurgh!!! Not as clean as a cat's windmill! "

Nope...if only she smelt her hand eh

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"You've danced in the tower ballroom so have I recorded come dancing there for the BBC many moons ago lol

Mistress! Mistress! There's a geezer sneaked in the back door and is using the D word. Cover your ears while _oddy and I shoo him out.....hobbles back in god almighty that took some doing hes hung like a donkey

Get to fecking specsavers. ...it was one of them off blackpool beach

Haha, the giveaway was the 4 legs

And it was the big shitty tail she had hold off

Blurgh!!! Not as clean as a cat's windmill!

Nope...if only she smelt her hand eh "

Maybe she has a bad cold so won't be able to smell anything

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over a year ago


"You've danced in the tower ballroom so have I recorded come dancing there for the BBC many moons ago lol

Mistress! Mistress! There's a geezer sneaked in the back door and is using the D word. Cover your ears while _oddy and I shoo him out.....hobbles back in god almighty that took some doing hes hung like a donkey

Get to fecking specsavers. ...it was one of them off blackpool beach

Haha, the giveaway was the 4 legs

And it was the big shitty tail she had hold off

Blurgh!!! Not as clean as a cat's windmill!

Nope...if only she smelt her hand eh

Maybe she has a bad cold so won't be able to smell anything "

Poor bugger {{{jakemans }}}

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"You've danced in the tower ballroom so have I recorded come dancing there for the BBC many moons ago lol

Mistress! Mistress! There's a geezer sneaked in the back door and is using the D word. Cover your ears while _oddy and I shoo him out.....hobbles back in god almighty that took some doing hes hung like a donkey

Get to fecking specsavers. ...it was one of them off blackpool beach

Haha, the giveaway was the 4 legs

And it was the big shitty tail she had hold off

Blurgh!!! Not as clean as a cat's windmill!

Nope...if only she smelt her hand eh

Maybe she has a bad cold so won't be able to smell anything

Poor bugger {{{jakemans }}} "

Love jakemans!

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over a year ago


"

Poor bugger {{{jakemans }}}

Love jakemans! "

They work better then ventolin

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"

Poor bugger {{{jakemans }}}

Love jakemans!

They work better then ventolin "

Gosh, didn't know that.

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

cheeky feckers you wait must plot more with my buddy cosmo

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"cheeky feckers you wait must plot more with my buddy cosmo "

Hi Voddy!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Poor bugger {{{jakemans }}}

Love jakemans!

They work better then ventolin

Gosh, didn't know that. "

Full of good tips me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"cheeky feckers you wait must plot more with my buddy cosmo "

You two need separating ffs

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By *osmosgirlWoman
over a year ago

Wetherby


"cheeky feckers you wait must plot more with my buddy cosmo "

I'm here _oddy, whisper the next part of your wicked plan in my ear. Oh, and can we bring the donkey back coz he was rather cute

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By *osmosgirlWoman
over a year ago

Wetherby


"cheeky feckers you wait must plot more with my buddy cosmo

You two need separating ffs "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"cheeky feckers you wait must plot more with my buddy cosmo

I'm here _oddy, whisper the next part of your wicked plan in my ear. Oh, and can we bring the donkey back coz he was rather cute "

Cute? ...the fecker stank to high heaven

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"

Poor bugger {{{jakemans }}}

Love jakemans!

They work better then ventolin

Gosh, didn't know that.

Full of good tips me "

You are the font of all knowledge, Mistress

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"cheeky feckers you wait must plot more with my buddy cosmo

I'm here _oddy, whisper the next part of your wicked plan in my ear. Oh, and can we bring the donkey back coz he was rather cute

Cute? ...the fecker stank to high heaven "

And he had a silly straw hat on

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"cheeky feckers you wait must plot more with my buddy cosmo

I'm here _oddy, whisper the next part of your wicked plan in my ear. Oh, and can we bring the donkey back coz he was rather cute "

wasn't he just he remindeed me of someone

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"cheeky feckers you wait must plot more with my buddy cosmo

I'm here _oddy, whisper the next part of your wicked plan in my ear. Oh, and can we bring the donkey back coz he was rather cute wasn't he just he remindeed me of someone"

Doh....!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Poor bugger {{{jakemans }}}

Love jakemans!

They work better then ventolin

Gosh, didn't know that.

Full of good tips me

You are the font of all knowledge, Mistress "

Recognition.. yes yes yes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"cheeky feckers you wait must plot more with my buddy cosmo

I'm here _oddy, whisper the next part of your wicked plan in my ear. Oh, and can we bring the donkey back coz he was rather cute

Cute? ...the fecker stank to high heaven

And he had a silly straw hat on "

Did you smell it's bloody breath?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"cheeky feckers you wait must plot more with my buddy cosmo

I'm here _oddy, whisper the next part of your wicked plan in my ear. Oh, and can we bring the donkey back coz he was rather cute wasn't he just he remindeed me of someone"

I hope your not fecking calling me a ass

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"cheeky feckers you wait must plot more with my buddy cosmo

I'm here _oddy, whisper the next part of your wicked plan in my ear. Oh, and can we bring the donkey back coz he was rather cute wasn't he just he remindeed me of someone

I hope your not fecking calling me a ass "

Dangles a carrot

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"cheeky feckers you wait must plot more with my buddy cosmo

I'm here _oddy, whisper the next part of your wicked plan in my ear. Oh, and can we bring the donkey back coz he was rather cute wasn't he just he remindeed me of someone

I hope your not fecking calling me a ass Dangles a carrot "

I love raw carrots

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

wonders if they need one more in the jungle

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"wonders if they need one more in the jungle "

I like ant and Dec. ..I'm not going down the route of slagging that off

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"cheeky feckers you wait must plot more with my buddy cosmo

I'm here _oddy, whisper the next part of your wicked plan in my ear. Oh, and can we bring the donkey back coz he was rather cute wasn't he just he remindeed me of someone

I hope your not fecking calling me a ass "

your fecking stubbon like one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"cheeky feckers you wait must plot more with my buddy cosmo

I'm here _oddy, whisper the next part of your wicked plan in my ear. Oh, and can we bring the donkey back coz he was rather cute wasn't he just he remindeed me of someone

I hope your not fecking calling me a ass your fecking stubbon like one "

That's a fecking mule

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanders in twirls before the thread ends..

Runs back to the man cave

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wanders in twirls before the thread ends..

Runs back to the man cave "

Pull the rock over the opening

Voddy...your turn for 22

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