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"Sober as a sober thing " Jeez I wasn't expecting that | |||
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"Stone cold sober here. Sat on sofa drinking tea " Be a devil and have a coffee | |||
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"Me Didn't go out in the end so tea all the way for me " Aw come and have a cuddle | |||
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"Haven't had a drink for about a month now " Good man..keep it up | |||
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"Sober as a sober thing also... It also turns out that despite not being a big drinker I apparently can't seem to get tipsy any more. I went on a jolly a few weeks ago and despite consuming a lot of booze, I was still not remotely tipsy.. Hangover was real enough though... " If your not getting anything but a hangover. ..it's a waste of fecking money | |||
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"Waves from the sober corner " Waves back...welcome to the wide awake club | |||
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"Sober as a sober thing also... It also turns out that despite not being a big drinker I apparently can't seem to get tipsy any more. I went on a jolly a few weeks ago and despite consuming a lot of booze, I was still not remotely tipsy.. Hangover was real enough though... If your not getting anything but a hangover. ..it's a waste of fecking money " I agree, luckily it wasn't my money ! | |||
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"me It's not that bad...say it with a smile " Saying it with a smile | |||
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"Sober. Can't sleep. " Keep off the bloody coffee then | |||
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"I’m sorry I’m not, 3 very hard days at work " We'll let you off then | |||
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"Cheese On Toast Please " Well now you are talking...toastie | |||
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"Me.....played golf this morning and been decorating since. Defo sober (unfortunatly) " Best way...drink and fecking paint tins don't mix | |||
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"Sober as a sober thing also... It also turns out that despite not being a big drinker I apparently can't seem to get tipsy any more. I went on a jolly a few weeks ago and despite consuming a lot of booze, I was still not remotely tipsy.. Hangover was real enough though... If your not getting anything but a hangover. ..it's a waste of fecking money I agree, luckily it wasn't my money ! " Wise girl | |||
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"me It's not that bad...say it with a smile Saying it with a smile " That's better | |||
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"Cheese On Toast Please Well now you are talking...toastie " Woohoo - my kinda woman !! | |||
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"Me. But I usually am rarely ever drink. ~Mia" Same here...well a odd shandy | |||
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"As a judge Then buggers always look pissed to me " whiskey sewn into their robes | |||
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"I hardly drink. I will have a drink with the veterans tomorrow morning. ^^^^but most weekends I don't drink... I used to.. but I don't enjoy it anymore." If you don't enjoy it...leave it as it's pointless mate | |||
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"Cheese On Toast Please " Would that be mature cheddar? | |||
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"Cheese On Toast Please Would that be mature cheddar? " Indeed - canny beat it! | |||
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"Unfortunately Sober here " Ah but you'll have a clear head in the morning | |||
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"Yep I haven't drank for so long now, must be getting old " Ffs when did you start..5? | |||
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"Waves from the sober corner Waves back...welcome to the wide awake club " I think I live there permanently haha | |||
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"I am......now...... " Aye but your bloody good fun when tipsy | |||
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"I am......now...... Aye but your bloody good fun when tipsy " | |||
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"If anyone needs, I know a perfect method to prevent yourselves getting a hangover after a heavy night drinking (doesn't include anything sexual)" Don't drink alcohol! | |||
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"haha, ok so buy the sachets of diarolyte (whatever it's called) and mix a few of those with a bottle of water and consume, it hydrates you and puts all the salts back in you. No headache, sober wooo!" I'll stick with steely's reply | |||
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"haha, ok so buy the sachets of diarolyte (whatever it's called) and mix a few of those with a bottle of water and consume, it hydrates you and puts all the salts back in you. No headache, sober wooo! I'll stick with steely's reply " *fist bump* | |||
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"Who off the sauce tonight?" Oh yes! Guess not you though? | |||
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"haha, ok so buy the sachets of diarolyte (whatever it's called) and mix a few of those with a bottle of water and consume, it hydrates you and puts all the salts back in you. No headache, sober wooo! I'll stick with steely's reply *fist bump* " You'll do for me steely | |||
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"Who off the sauce tonight? Oh yes! Guess not you though? " Closest I've been to it was the gravy on my dinner | |||
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"Wasted last night. Just a few cheeky glasses tonight " Give it up....you'll be a size 8 | |||
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"Wasted last night. Just a few cheeky glasses tonight Give it up....you'll be a size 8 " I like it though I’ll quit food. | |||
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"Wasted last night. Just a few cheeky glasses tonight Give it up....you'll be a size 8 I like it though I’ll quit food. " Sex or drink? That's the question | |||
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"Long Long day & bloody cold, I may have had several (ok about 10) large ports to warm myself up... I may now be a tad squiffy " I've got to admit...I have a liking for squiffy women | |||
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"Nope, sober is for office twats who have to go to work tomorrow! One word, unlucky! " Train drivers? | |||
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"Sober here, work tomorrow " Ah but what about last night? | |||
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"Sober here got work in morning " You've had a good break | |||
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"Nope, sober is for office twats who have to go to work tomorrow! One word, unlucky! Train drivers? " yup! Lol | |||
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"I'm on my 2nd pint, so still sober here, but the night is still relatively young. Ask me again in about 4 hours after Brother Dave has turned up armed with 2 bottles of cider " Is that real cider or ethanol? | |||
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"Long Long day & bloody cold, I may have had several (ok about 10) large ports to warm myself up... I may now be a tad squiffy I've got to admit...I have a liking for squiffy women " I do squiffy, very well! | |||
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"Well it's a Saturday night so I don't think this will get much attention eh PS. ..I'm fecking stone cold " I'm always sober Cali | |||
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"Wasted last night. Just a few cheeky glasses tonight Give it up....you'll be a size 8 I like it though I’ll quit food. Sex or drink? That's the question " I like sex more so sex. God I could do with a damn good ass fucking Did I just say that out loud? | |||
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"I'm on my 2nd pint, so still sober here, but the night is still relatively young. Ask me again in about 4 hours after Brother Dave has turned up armed with 2 bottles of cider Is that real cider or ethanol?" Ha ha, I used to drink white cider at home cos it was cheap and at 7.5% got me pissed cheaply. Ma ex used to say to me, "That's not seen an apple in its life" I used to reply, "That's fair enough, but you drink red top milk, and that's never seen a cow in its life" | |||
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"Long Long day & bloody cold, I may have had several (ok about 10) large ports to warm myself up... I may now be a tad squiffy I've got to admit...I have a liking for squiffy women I do squiffy, very well! " I know a girl like that...best tipsy ever | |||
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"Well it's a Saturday night so I don't think this will get much attention eh PS. ..I'm fecking stone cold I'm always sober Cali" Over 4 years here | |||
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"I'm definitely not sober " You fecking pay for it in the morning | |||
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"Wasted last night. Just a few cheeky glasses tonight Give it up....you'll be a size 8 I like it though I’ll quit food. Sex or drink? That's the question I like sex more so sex. God I could do with a damn good ass fucking Did I just say that out loud? " I'll keep it to meself | |||
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"I'm on my 2nd pint, so still sober here, but the night is still relatively young. Ask me again in about 4 hours after Brother Dave has turned up armed with 2 bottles of cider Is that real cider or ethanol? Ha ha, I used to drink white cider at home cos it was cheap and at 7.5% got me pissed cheaply. Ma ex used to say to me, "That's not seen an apple in its life" I used to reply, "That's fair enough, but you drink red top milk, and that's never seen a cow in its life" " Good come back | |||
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"Yup. School night. " Bloody hell...does your mam know your on here | |||
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"Nope had 3 very strong cocktails, will regret it in the morning " I've been told you can't beat a bit of cock....tails. Not that I would know of course | |||
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"Yup. School night. Bloody hell...does your mam know your on here " Of course. She recommended the site. | |||
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"Yup. School night. Bloody hell...does your mam know your on here Of course. She recommended the site. " I think there's a thread that would suit you here tonight | |||
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"Morning Folks... How's everyone's heads this morning? X" I’m regretting it now, can’t get warm, can’t sleep have a thirst but can’t move without the drums going off in my head | |||
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"Morning Folks... How's everyone's heads this morning? X I’m regretting it now, can’t get warm, can’t sleep have a thirst but can’t move without the drums going off in my head " Aaah no x sending soft gentle hugs x | |||
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"Oh, how I pity you slaves to the fermented juice! " A sober person is only going to be the most exciting i'm ever going to watch them. The only thing better than watching someone tipsy, is getting tipsy with them. | |||
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"Oh, how I pity you slaves to the fermented juice! A sober person is only going to be the most exciting i'm ever going to watch them. The only thing better than watching someone tipsy, is getting tipsy with them. " Never mind all that shite...how's your fecking head this morning | |||
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"Oh, how I pity you slaves to the fermented juice! A sober person is only going to be the most exciting i'm ever going to watch them. The only thing better than watching someone tipsy, is getting tipsy with them. Never mind all that shite...how's your fecking head this morning " I said tipsy, not shitfaced. | |||
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"Long Long day & bloody cold, I may have had several (ok about 10) large ports to warm myself up... I may now be a tad squiffy I've got to admit...I have a liking for squiffy women I do squiffy, very well! I know a girl like that...best tipsy ever " Hic | |||
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"Long Long day & bloody cold, I may have had several (ok about 10) large ports to warm myself up... I may now be a tad squiffy I've got to admit...I have a liking for squiffy women I do squiffy, very well! I know a girl like that...best tipsy ever Hic " | |||
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"Me. But I usually am rarely ever drink. ~Mia Same here...well a odd shandy " I have an odd drink or two. But never goes beyond that. ~Mia | |||
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"Sober This is a very strange feeling " Are you telling fecking porkies? | |||
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"Sober This is a very strange feeling Are you telling fecking porkies? " You may beat me if I am | |||
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"Sober This is a very strange feeling Are you telling fecking porkies? You may beat me if I am " On the wall | |||
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"Sober This is a very strange feeling Are you telling fecking porkies? You may beat me if I am On the wall " Sod off. I’d rip your rings out. Your diy sucks | |||
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"Not me, I've had a couple of hot whiskeys tonight before bed. It's got rid of my coughing fits though. " Try a jakeman's tomorrow instead | |||
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"I may now be on my third one, or is it the fourth? " Don't ask me...I didn't see you start | |||
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"Sober This is a very strange feeling Are you telling fecking porkies? You may beat me if I am On the wall Sod off. I’d rip your rings out. Your diy sucks " Not a chance...maybe when you had a little more meat on you Not a chance now | |||
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"I may now be on my third one, or is it the fourth? Don't ask me...I didn't see you start " You mean that wasn't you peaking through my blinds? Damn! | |||
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"I may now be on my third one, or is it the fourth? Don't ask me...I didn't see you start You mean that wasn't you peaking through my blinds? Damn! " It wasn't me! Honest I fell asleep | |||
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