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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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Who wants a drink?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Diet Coke plz, no ice. Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have whatever you're having gorgeous

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

Mines a kraken rum with ginger beer, a squeeze of lime and plenty of ice!

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By *-Little-Mz-Minx-xWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Me please.... glass of Rose to start lol... thank you...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll take a whiskey, neat

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By *ack_at_the_farm....Man
over a year ago

woodhall spa

Quite fancy a pina colada mocktail this evening. Thnx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening Miss x a glass of red wine please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A slug of Honey JD please barkeep. Have one for yourself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Taboo and lemonade and just keep them coming please x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you stock helium wine?

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

Drowning my sorrows so a double morgan spice and lemonade please......with a straw

Thankyou

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gin and tonic please

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

A large gin, tonic & fresh lime please... A pint of x

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

Still working

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By *iscean MaleMan
over a year ago

Darlaston

Scotch on the rocks plz

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By *oubyLoverWoman
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

I'll have a nice cuppa to go with my still hot cookies from dominos please.

More than enough cookies to share but be quick they're going fast

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By *ral DMan
over a year ago

Leicestershire

"Mines a kraken rum with ginger beer, a squeeze of lime and plenty of ice!

Bastard!!! Now ive got to go and buy all the stuff so i can make that!! Sounds seriously good!!!

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"Mines a kraken rum with ginger beer, a squeeze of lime and plenty of ice!

I tried that the other night... Very nice

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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Can I have an Earl Grey tea please, as I settle down in front of the TV

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

"Mines a kraken rum with ginger beer, a squeeze of lime and plenty of ice!

Bastard!!! Now ive got to go and buy all the stuff so i can make that!! Sounds seriously good!!!

The drink is officially named "Perfect Storm", and it's very, very moreish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cold pint of lager please. Stella or Carling preferably.

Mouths watering already

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By *ampWithABrainWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Love this place - I got brought tea and toast this morning now a free bar

I am so trying the rum and ginger ale concoction (does it have a name?)

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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Passes drinks around with a smile

Evening darlings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

White Zinfandel please. Bottle

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Love this place - I got brought tea and toast this morning now a free bar

I am so trying the rum and ginger ale concoction (does it have a name?) "

Dark n stormy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Passes drinks around with a smile

Evening darlings

Thank you, (spanks the bum as a appreciation )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Booze! By the ton please tender

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

White zinfandel please

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By *andtsurreyCouple
over a year ago

Torbay

A big mug of coffee please with a generous glug of pumpkin spiced Baileys...a roaring fire and some choccies would also be perfect

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By *ampWithABrainWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Love this place - I got brought tea and toast this morning now a free bar

I am so trying the rum and ginger ale concoction (does it have a name?)

Dark n stormy "

Noted

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By *ampWithABrainWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Passes drinks around with a smile

Evening darlings

Thank you, (spanks the bum as a appreciation )

Ooh if there's spankings going I'm happy to waitress

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"Passes drinks around with a smile

Evening darlings

Aah thank you my lovely x certainly a great hostess

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

A double calvados, please. Parched!! Thanks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"White zinfandel please

I have a taste for the Grenache, have you tried it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im on the bulleit rye, so one of them with please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

think i'll have some proper rum instead of all that spiced rubbish...

a neat drop of El Ron Prohibido should do the trick methinks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pint of gin and lemonade please bar steward...hang on you're new, can you even see over that bar?

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bailey's please miss honey

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

I will have a Coke Zero please

Thanks

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By *ondon-guy68Man
over a year ago

London

Soft drink please.

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By *nked4funCouple
over a year ago

St Neots

G & T would be great xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vodka diet ice and wedge of lime please

(And if there's a spanking going free

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

A jug of blue lagoon or purple rain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cold white wine please x

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"White zinfandel please

Bottle?

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Passes drinks around with a smile

Evening darlings

Aah thank you my lovely x certainly a great hostess "

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Pint of gin and lemonade please bar steward...hang on you're new, can you even see over that bar?

Peach x"

I have my heels on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pint of gin and lemonade please bar steward...hang on you're new, can you even see over that bar?

Peach x

I have my heels on

Aren't you gorgeous

I'll have a snog with that drink if that's OK?

Peach x

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple
over a year ago

Chester

Peroni & glass red please xx

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Pint of gin and lemonade please bar steward...hang on you're new, can you even see over that bar?

Peach x

I have my heels on

Aren't you gorgeous

I'll have a snog with that drink if that's OK?

Peach x"

C'mere

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

I'll have a vodka me thinks and a bag of scratchings please.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Hi Honey. I may have already had a gin or two but I wouldn’t say no to another please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who wants a drink?"

Could I have a double vodka and cranberry juice please - been let down for a meet tonight, drink and hugs needed.

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Hi Honey. I may have already had a gin or two but I wouldn’t say no to another please

Oh hellup

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Who wants a drink?

Could I have a double vodka and cranberry juice please - been let down for a meet tonight, drink and hugs needed."

Seems to be a thing tonight.

Large one on me

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By *ampWithABrainWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

That dark n stormy having an effect on my brain cells...

How great would it be if every major city had a fabbers bar - all there for same reason and those let down by time wasters can meet in the snug and maybe match up?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey pretty barmaid. Can you do me a $5 milkshake?

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pint of Guinness please and a packet of pork scratchings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"White zinfandel please

I have a taste for the Grenache, have you tried it?"

I have yes, a little too "tart" for my taste but it's not too bad if I can't get the zin!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pint of Guinness please and a packet of pork scratchings"

Not a pint of lager and a packet of crisps?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pint of Guinness please and a packet of pork scratchings

Not a pint of lager and a packet of crisps?

Depends what sort of lager you're offering

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By *oachman 9CoolMan
over a year ago

derby

Mug of nescafe Coffee made from ground Arabica beans and a packet of rich tea biscuits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meeeeeeeee

I've already got one - as I had to drown my sorrows for turning down a night of dinner, drinks followed by a massage from a beautiful young man

Mother Nature is a cunt!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whiskey straight no ice, it’s been one of those

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who wants a drink?"

Pint of lager and one for the beautiful busty barmaid

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Hey pretty barmaid. Can you do me a $5 milkshake?

Fuzz"

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Meeeeeeeee

I've already got one - as I had to drown my sorrows for turning down a night of dinner, drinks followed by a massage from a beautiful young man

Mother Nature is a cunt!

She is a cunt. She better not piss me about this month, I have plans

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

Can you put a few peronis on ice for when I finish work please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Meeeeeeeee

I've already got one - as I had to drown my sorrows for turning down a night of dinner, drinks followed by a massage from a beautiful young man

Mother Nature is a cunt!

She is a cunt. She better not piss me about this month, I have plans "

She will ...

That's what she does - she waits till you've got plans then fucks them up with her cuntiness

So all the drinks for me please - as I'm sitting home alone in pj's rather than having a beautiful man worship my vagina

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By *ilent.KnightMan
over a year ago

Swindon

Long black please.

And a coffee while I’m waiting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey pretty barmaid. Can you do me a $5 milkshake?

Fuzz

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard"

Only reason I'm here

Fuzz

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Ginger beer please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Meeeeeeeee

I've already got one - as I had to drown my sorrows for turning down a night of dinner, drinks followed by a massage from a beautiful young man

Mother Nature is a cunt!

She is a cunt. She better not piss me about this month, I have plans

She will ...

That's what she does - she waits till you've got plans then fucks them up with her cuntiness

So all the drinks for me please - as I'm sitting home alone in pj's rather than having a beautiful man worship my vagina

Argh what a pain. I have plans this month that are not allowed to be messed with, I'm willing my body to behave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who wants a drink?

Could I have a double vodka and cranberry juice please - been let down for a meet tonight, drink and hugs needed.

Seems to be a thing tonight.

Large one on me "

Thank you Honey x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ginger beer please

Enter another reason to be here. Let me get for you that Lady L

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love a drink please Honey...

Do you have a wee Bush ...

And some ice...

Thank you and one for yourself too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pint of gin and lemonade please bar steward...hang on you're new, can you even see over that bar?

Peach x

I have my heels on

Aren't you gorgeous

I'll have a snog with that drink if that's OK?

Peach x"

Didn't realise there was snogs on offer, I'll have one of those with a Guinness chaser please gorgeous.

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

"Who wants a drink?

Could I have a double vodka and cranberry juice please - been let down for a meet tonight, drink and hugs needed."

Oooooo mmmmm sounds nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Meeeeeeeee

I've already got one - as I had to drown my sorrows for turning down a night of dinner, drinks followed by a massage from a beautiful young man

Mother Nature is a cunt!

She is a cunt. She better not piss me about this month, I have plans

She will ...

That's what she does - she waits till you've got plans then fucks them up with her cuntiness

So all the drinks for me please - as I'm sitting home alone in pj's rather than having a beautiful man worship my vagina

Argh what a pain. I have plans this month that are not allowed to be messed with, I'm willing my body to behave

I'll pray for you

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Hey pretty barmaid. Can you do me a $5 milkshake?

Fuzz

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

Only reason I'm here

Fuzz"

I'll milk you

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Love a drink please Honey...

Do you have a wee Bush ...

And some ice...

Thank you and one for yourself too"

Oh we love a bush on the rocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Large Oban please, no ice.

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Meeeeeeeee

I've already got one - as I had to drown my sorrows for turning down a night of dinner, drinks followed by a massage from a beautiful young man

Mother Nature is a cunt!

She is a cunt. She better not piss me about this month, I have plans

She will ...

That's what she does - she waits till you've got plans then fucks them up with her cuntiness

So all the drinks for me please - as I'm sitting home alone in pj's rather than having a beautiful man worship my vagina

Argh what a pain. I have plans this month that are not allowed to be messed with, I'm willing my body to behave

I'll pray for you

I'll pray for you too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love a drink please Honey...

Do you have a wee Bush ...

And some ice...

Thank you and one for yourself too

Oh we love a bush on the rocks "

Prefer it in a glass please...

Just here outside the man cave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey pretty barmaid. Can you do me a $5 milkshake?

Fuzz

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

Only reason I'm here

Fuzz

I'll milk you

I'm ready to lactate miss

Fuzz

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By *rLucky777Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Can I have a green tea with a slice of lemon please. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Meeeeeeeee

I've already got one - as I had to drown my sorrows for turning down a night of dinner, drinks followed by a massage from a beautiful young man

Mother Nature is a cunt!

She is a cunt. She better not piss me about this month, I have plans

She will ...

That's what she does - she waits till you've got plans then fucks them up with her cuntiness

So all the drinks for me please - as I'm sitting home alone in pj's rather than having a beautiful man worship my vagina

Argh what a pain. I have plans this month that are not allowed to be messed with, I'm willing my body to behave

I'll pray for you

I'll pray for you too "

Have I wandered into church

Ooops sorry the bar must be next door

I'll just slip out quietly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Meeeeeeeee

I've already got one - as I had to drown my sorrows for turning down a night of dinner, drinks followed by a massage from a beautiful young man

Mother Nature is a cunt!

She is a cunt. She better not piss me about this month, I have plans

She will ...

That's what she does - she waits till you've got plans then fucks them up with her cuntiness

So all the drinks for me please - as I'm sitting home alone in pj's rather than having a beautiful man worship my vagina

Argh what a pain. I have plans this month that are not allowed to be messed with, I'm willing my body to behave

I'll pray for you

I'll pray for you too "

bless you my children

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Ledbury

"I started out on Burgundy, but soon moved onto harder stuff"....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jack daniels with white, ice and slice of lime. Get the taste buds d*unk

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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""I started out on Burgundy, but soon moved onto harder stuff"....

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By *rank n BettyCouple
over a year ago

Not meeting

I think I'm still hungover from last night

B x

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By *atsun xxxMan
over a year ago

Nr LOUTH Lincolnshire

A glass of please xxx

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By *ultry SuccubusTV/TS
over a year ago

London

"Diet Coke plz, no ice. Thank you"

Same here please..but with a slice of lemon.

Thanks.

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By *eadySteadyCockCouple
over a year ago

Tredegar

Double Gin and soda with a splash of lime please! Have one for yourself!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just had a gingerbread cocktail and now a trifle cocktail

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By *ampWithABrainWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Just had a gingerbread cocktail and now a trifle cocktail

They sound lethal, the kinda drinks you don't register as alcoholic

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Crawley Down

Give me a delirium Noel please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

JD and please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

last order..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blue Bols lemonade and ice please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just had a gingerbread cocktail and now a trifle cocktail

They sound lethal, the kinda drinks you don't register as alcoholic"

They were fantastic

Just polishing off a Congo Blue now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hot. Chocolate please

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

I've just crawled on.

I maybe slightly squiffy

Can I have a Horlicks please? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just crawled on.

I maybe slightly squiffy

Can I have a Horlicks please? X"

Got any bickies to dip??

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I'm considering a camomile tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m on a Koolade now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Double JD no ice please

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