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The FAB Christmas TV Advert

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

As the nation is gripped as to the John Lewis and M&S Festive TV ad and its meaning I wondered how FAB would portray its Festive TV Advert?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Single bloke sat in the dark next to a Christmas tree... by the light of his phone you can see he's wanking over Fab hot pics...

Cut to a light bright party with naked couples fucking each other senseless on a big bed... someone squirts towards the camera and the screen goes squishy...

Then you see the back of a single woman hunched over her laptop looking at her inbox bulging with emails. She takes off her Santa hat and you see it's actually an old guy...

Fades to a montage of 1,000 pics of the same cock that spell out "Merry Christmas from Fab."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The End

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Single bloke sat in the dark next to a Christmas tree... by the light of his phone you can see he's wanking over Fab hot pics...

Cut to a light bright party with naked couples fucking each other senseless on a big bed... someone squirts towards the camera and the screen goes squishy...

Then you see the back of a single woman hunched over her laptop looking at her inbox bulging with emails. She takes off her Santa hat and you see it's actually an old guy...

Fades to a montage of 1,000 pics of the same cock that spell out "Merry Christmas from Fab."

"

The extended version has a wife slaving over the stove as the husband sneaks out to "wrap presents" in the shed, he is checking the profile views on his single guy account.

A TV is by the fire, trying the Christmas stockings on for size.

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"Single bloke sat in the dark next to a Christmas tree... by the light of his phone you can see he's wanking over Fab hot pics...

Cut to a light bright party with naked couples fucking each other senseless on a big bed... someone squirts towards the camera and the screen goes squishy...

Then you see the back of a single woman hunched over her laptop looking at her inbox bulging with emails. She takes off her Santa hat and you see it's actually an old guy...

Fades to a montage of 1,000 pics of the same cock that spell out "Merry Christmas from Fab."

"

Fantastic!

Let’s do it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I thought Slade playing so here it is naked with a a couple in Christmas jumpers thumbing through single guy profile with santa exposing himself to Rudolph?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Single bloke sat in the dark next to a Christmas tree... by the light of his phone you can see he's wanking over Fab hot pics...

Cut to a light bright party with naked couples fucking each other senseless on a big bed... someone squirts towards the camera and the screen goes squishy...

Then you see the back of a single woman hunched over her laptop looking at her inbox bulging with emails. She takes off her Santa hat and you see it's actually an old guy...

Fades to a montage of 1,000 pics of the same cock that spell out "Merry Christmas from Fab."

"

Absolutely brilliant. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can be that guy on phone sitting near Christmas tree.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"I can be that guy on phone sitting near Christmas tree. "
no as I get to unwrap you hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Single bloke sat in the dark next to a Christmas tree... by the light of his phone you can see he's wanking over Fab hot pics...

Cut to a light bright party with naked couples fucking each other senseless on a big bed... someone squirts towards the camera and the screen goes squishy...

Then you see the back of a single woman hunched over her laptop looking at her inbox bulging with emails. She takes off her Santa hat and you see it's actually an old guy...

Fades to a montage of 1,000 pics of the same cock that spell out "Merry Christmas from Fab."

Fantastic!

Let’s do it! "

Just taking my Santa hat off....

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By *nked4funCouple
over a year ago

St Neots


"Single bloke sat in the dark next to a Christmas tree... by the light of his phone you can see he's wanking over Fab hot pics...

Cut to a light bright party with naked couples fucking each other senseless on a big bed... someone squirts towards the camera and the screen goes squishy...

Then you see the back of a single woman hunched over her laptop looking at her inbox bulging with emails. She takes off her Santa hat and you see it's actually an old guy...

Fades to a montage of 1,000 pics of the same cock that spell out "Merry Christmas from Fab."

"

OMG so funny and unfortunately nearly all true XX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about getting some modelling ballons, making models of some poor lonely Fab men (complete with willy,s), letting them float off and be found by females who take pity on them and take them home. XXX

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How about getting some modelling ballons, making models of some poor lonely Fab men (complete with willy,s), letting them float off and be found by females who take pity on them and take them home. XXX

"

So are all fab men lonely?

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Single bloke sat in the dark next to a Christmas tree... by the light of his phone you can see he's wanking over Fab hot pics...

Cut to a light bright party with naked couples fucking each other senseless on a big bed... someone squirts towards the camera and the screen goes squishy...

Then you see the back of a single woman hunched over her laptop looking at her inbox bulging with emails. She takes off her Santa hat and you see it's actually an old guy...

Fades to a montage of 1,000 pics of the same cock that spell out "Merry Christmas from Fab."

"

Funniest post I’ve seen for a while

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

Santa's sleigh parked in a lay-by on a snowy night, he's emptying his sack into the back of a van, and a cheeky little elf writing on the side if it... Ho! Ho! Ho!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cue lots of comments about a 'white christmas' or Santas bulging sack.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here is my take on a FAB Christmas Advert.

A guy plans on visiting his first club for Christmas after putting his name down on club events forum on FAB. He has a hotel room booked for the night so its all set. He checks into the hotel room, looks at the Christmas boxers which look like Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer he plans to wear but can't help but feel nervous about going.

It gets to the evening and he plucks the courage to take the first step through the doors into the club. He gets changed into his Christmas boxers, gets a drink from the bar after a friendly hello and sits down to soak in the atmosphere.

While he watches everyone chatting to each other having a laugh and going off to have some fun while the Christmas music is playing, he can't help but start to feel lonely and it starts to get him down and then suddenly, he sees some mistletoe being hung over his head by a lovely lady with a sweet smile and very voluptuous breasts. Her smile brings a smile on his face and they both lean in for a Christmas kiss which turns into a snog. This causes the nose on his Rudolph Christmas boxers to light up and she looks at it in amazement while noticing his hard bulge. She looks back at him with a seductive smile and takes him by the hand to go and play.

A sentence appears saying "Nobody should be alone..... and horny at Christmas"

"Merry Christmas from Fabswinger"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How's that for a FAB Christmas advert?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Here is my take on a FAB Christmas Advert.

A guy plans on visiting his first club for Christmas after putting his name down on club events forum on FAB. He has a hotel room booked for the night so its all set. He checks into the hotel room, looks at the Christmas boxers which look like Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer he plans to wear but can't help but feel nervous about going.

It gets to the evening and he plucks the courage to take the first step through the doors into the club. He gets changed into his Christmas boxers, gets a drink from the bar after a friendly hello and sits down to soak in the atmosphere.

While he watches everyone chatting to each other having a laugh and going off to have some fun while the Christmas music is playing, he can't help but start to feel lonely and it starts to get him down and then suddenly, he sees some mistletoe being hung over his head by a lovely lady with a sweet smile and very voluptuous breasts. Her smile brings a smile on his face and they both lean in for a Christmas kiss which turns into a snog. This causes the nose on his Rudolph Christmas boxers to light up and she looks at it in amazement while noticing his hard bulge. She looks back at him with a seductive smile and takes him by the hand to go and play.

A sentence appears saying "Nobody should be alone..... and horny at Christmas"

"Merry Christmas from Fabswinger""

Awww That's sweet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Here is my take on a FAB Christmas Advert.

A guy plans on visiting his first club for Christmas after putting his name down on club events forum on FAB. He has a hotel room booked for the night so its all set. He checks into the hotel room, looks at the Christmas boxers which look like Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer he plans to wear but can't help but feel nervous about going.

It gets to the evening and he plucks the courage to take the first step through the doors into the club. He gets changed into his Christmas boxers, gets a drink from the bar after a friendly hello and sits down to soak in the atmosphere.

While he watches everyone chatting to each other having a laugh and going off to have some fun while the Christmas music is playing, he can't help but start to feel lonely and it starts to get him down and then suddenly, he sees some mistletoe being hung over his head by a lovely lady with a sweet smile and very voluptuous breasts. Her smile brings a smile on his face and they both lean in for a Christmas kiss which turns into a snog. This causes the nose on his Rudolph Christmas boxers to light up and she looks at it in amazement while noticing his hard bulge. She looks back at him with a seductive smile and takes him by the hand to go and play.

A sentence appears saying "Nobody should be alone..... and horny at Christmas"

"Merry Christmas from Fabswinger"

Awww That's sweet. "

Thanks. I used my first visit to a club earlier this year as the basis for the advert

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