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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Would I like breakfast in bed? She asks. I’ll just let the dogs out and you start it off, she says....

Now here I am putting the finishing touches to the fry up and she’s back in bed!!!

Conned again!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha! I know that little trick

Could really go for bacon and eggs right now...

Peach x

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCpleCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville

Sucker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As slippery as a slippery thing I'd say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sucker "

Your wife is very clever OP.

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

But after you’ve eaten there may be more fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Haha! I know that little trick

Could really go for bacon and eggs right now...

Peach x"

I'll be nipping down the shops then

Fuzz

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCpleCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville


"Sucker

Your wife is very clever OP. "

Stitched up like a kipper

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..

Oh that’s good! I like her style

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha brilliant. Clever girly.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I’m naming this breakfast ‘the heart stopper’. I’ve fried everything in butter. There’s a good chance our hearts will stop before we’ve eaten it all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m naming this breakfast ‘the heart stopper’. I’ve fried everything in butter. There’s a good chance our hearts will stop before we’ve eaten it all "

Make me some?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m naming this breakfast ‘the heart stopper’. I’ve fried everything in butter. There’s a good chance our hearts will stop before we’ve eaten it all

Make me some? "

I may as well. It’s like a production line here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could do with some stodge. Instead I'll just eat my Grapefruit pretending it's a sausage.

I can't remember the last time I had breakfast in bed. It would be so nice

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I could do with some stodge. Instead I'll just eat my Grapefruit pretending it's a sausage.

I can't remember the last time I had breakfast in bed. It would be so nice "

Well I’ve got breakfast in bed I guess!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

You fell for the old switcheroo!

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By *ust Ms LovinWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

I can't seem to get out of bed this morning .. I've tried but I can't !! Someone kick my ass out of bed !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yay x

I'm on my way x

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I can't seem to get out of bed this morning .. I've tried but I can't !! Someone kick my ass out of bed !"

Steel toes or barefoot?

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By *ust Ms LovinWoman
over a year ago

birmingham


"I can't seem to get out of bed this morning .. I've tried but I can't !! Someone kick my ass out of bed !

Steel toes or barefoot?"

It's Peachy's fault you should give me sympathy !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can't seem to get out of bed this morning .. I've tried but I can't !! Someone kick my ass out of bed !

Steel toes or barefoot?"

Ooo. You have an evil twist in you .

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By *ust Ms LovinWoman
over a year ago

birmingham


"I can't seem to get out of bed this morning .. I've tried but I can't !! Someone kick my ass out of bed !

Steel toes or barefoot?

Ooo. You have an evil twist in you . "

She is evil !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll pass on your wife's kind offer. I'm in the bath. Don't want soggy sausage.

I make a breakfast oven dish as I hate frying food.

I chuck eggs sausage bacon beans mushrooms and hash browns in an oven dish n shove it in the oven. Takes about 40 mins to cook but I eat it outta the dish so there's little washing up.

Ptu xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll pass on your wife's kind offer. I'm in the bath. Don't want soggy sausage.

I make a breakfast oven dish as I hate frying food.

I chuck eggs sausage bacon beans mushrooms and hash browns in an oven dish n shove it in the oven. Takes about 40 mins to cook but I eat it outta the dish so there's little washing up.

Ptu xxx "

Sounds healthy..... and a bit shit.

A fry up needs to be seriously bad for you to be really good.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I can't seem to get out of bed this morning .. I've tried but I can't !! Someone kick my ass out of bed !

Steel toes or barefoot?

Ooo. You have an evil twist in you .

She is evil !!! "

I'm innocent I tell thee, innocent

I've boiled the kettle 3 times and still not managed to make a brew.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll pass on your wife's kind offer. I'm in the bath. Don't want soggy sausage.

I make a breakfast oven dish as I hate frying food.

I chuck eggs sausage bacon beans mushrooms and hash browns in an oven dish n shove it in the oven. Takes about 40 mins to cook but I eat it outta the dish so there's little washing up.

Ptu xxx

Sounds healthy..... and a bit shit.

A fry up needs to be seriously bad for you to be really good. "

Yes does sound shit but when you set the fire alarm off for the whole building weekly it gets a bit embarrassing. xxc

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can't seem to get out of bed this morning .. I've tried but I can't !! Someone kick my ass out of bed !

Steel toes or barefoot?

Ooo. You have an evil twist in you .

She is evil !!!

I'm innocent I tell thee, innocent

I've boiled the kettle 3 times and still not managed to make a brew."

I’ve had four coffees in three hours.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll pass on your wife's kind offer. I'm in the bath. Don't want soggy sausage.

I make a breakfast oven dish as I hate frying food.

I chuck eggs sausage bacon beans mushrooms and hash browns in an oven dish n shove it in the oven. Takes about 40 mins to cook but I eat it outta the dish so there's little washing up.

Ptu xxx

Sounds healthy..... and a bit shit.

A fry up needs to be seriously bad for you to be really good.

Yes does sound shit but when you set the fire alarm off for the whole building weekly it gets a bit embarrassing. xxc"

Fire alarm? I thought that was just an indicator that tea was ready

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got told if I want breakfast in bed I should sleep in the kitchen

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I got told if I want breakfast in bed I should sleep in the kitchen "

My breakfasts come with a blow job too.

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By *ust Ms LovinWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

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By *ust Ms LovinWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

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By *ust Ms LovinWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

I've moved to the sofa

Cheeky is making me breakfast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I should go put the bacon on really. But I'm comfortable.

Anyone want to do it for me?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I've moved to the sofa

Cheeky is making me breakfast"

I think I need food.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got told if I want breakfast in bed I should sleep in the kitchen

My breakfasts come with a blow job too. "

Am I just being optomistic or was that an offer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I should go put the bacon on really. But I'm comfortable.

Anyone want to do it for me?"

I'll be right over......

Hope you're not hungry!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll pass on your wife's kind offer. I'm in the bath. Don't want soggy sausage.

I make a breakfast oven dish as I hate frying food.

I chuck eggs sausage bacon beans mushrooms and hash browns in an oven dish n shove it in the oven. Takes about 40 mins to cook but I eat it outta the dish so there's little washing up.

Ptu xxx

Sounds healthy..... and a bit shit.

A fry up needs to be seriously bad for you to be really good.

Yes does sound shit but when you set the fire alarm off for the whole building weekly it gets a bit embarrassing. xxc

Fire alarm? I thought that was just an indicator that tea was ready "
hahaha not in this building. xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope you didn't even take her a cuppa up, sod 'er!

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By *evil_u_knowMan
over a year ago

city

Pretty sure that's considered a war crime and a breach of your human rights for sure..

A good lawyer could get it to the Hague, expensive but worth it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I got told if I want breakfast in bed I should sleep in the kitchen

My breakfasts come with a blow job too.

Am I just being optomistic or was that an offer? "

If I were to be making you breakfast it would, of course, be on the menu

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I hope you didn't even take her a cuppa up, sod 'er! "

She got coffee and fresh orange juice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got told if I want breakfast in bed I should sleep in the kitchen

My breakfasts come with a blow job too.

Am I just being optomistic or was that an offer?

If I were to be making you breakfast it would, of course, be on the menu "

Talk about making it impossible for a guy to say no!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I got told if I want breakfast in bed I should sleep in the kitchen

My breakfasts come with a blow job too.

Am I just being optomistic or was that an offer?

If I were to be making you breakfast it would, of course, be on the menu

Talk about making it impossible for a guy to say no!!!"

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