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By *ondafirestorm OP   Man
over a year ago

heckington

I want to be reincarnated as one so i can hear people say "oh my god its so big!" lol

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"I want to be reincarnated as one so i can hear people say "oh my god its so big!" lol"

and then hit it with a shoe...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want to be reincarnated as one so i can hear people say "oh my god its so big!" lol"

Then sucked up the hoover...

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

Then dumped in the bin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or eaten by our dog

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By *ondafirestorm OP   Man
over a year ago

heckington

Well wasnt quite what i was hopeing for lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i would put a glass over the top of you and wait for you to die slowly evil bitch aint i sorry just dont like spiders Tam x

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By *ondafirestorm OP   Man
over a year ago

heckington

ah! but i would be a sexy spider!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i would put a glass over the top of you and wait for you to die slowly evil bitch aint i sorry just dont like spiders Tam x "
but you got to leave the glass on the window sill so that it bake in the sun at the same time as it suffocates

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"ah! but i would be a sexy spider!"

ahh but you would be a dead, sexy spider

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

Not a lot of buddhists here tonight then I see

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By *rs ColourfulCouple
over a year ago

Newton Abbot

I find them quite interesting... never kill them

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By *ondafirestorm OP   Man
over a year ago

heckington

i like miss flirty lol,and who said i was dead sexy? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't understand why people hate spiders so much, always having grab them and put outside for people.

They do seem to be getting bigger though

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By *ondafirestorm OP   Man
over a year ago

heckington

Well bigger is the key word of this thread lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thinks spiders are dirty they get in drains. They remind me of men sometimes for some reason. My little dog eats small insects, hubby said we should train her to catch the big spiders. But she is only a handbag size dog and im not sure if she wouldnt harm herself by eating a big spider. When we lived in a flat in town never used to see any.

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

Spiders don't bother me at all, but im not to keen on snakes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont like snakes either, we know a song about that.My hubby said he saw one going through are porch outside the back door once, glad i didnt see it.

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By *uckscouple2007Couple
over a year ago

Bucks

the only good spider is a dead spider !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i will always pick a spider up and put it outside rather than squash it x pussy

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset


"I dont like snakes either, we know a song about that.My hubby said he saw one going through are porch outside the back door once, glad i didnt see it."

I love the Northern soul record by

Al Wilson - The Snake, but thats as close as I want to be with one.

I'm like Harrison Ford in Raiders of the lost ark, Why did it have to be snakes, I HATE SNAKES!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spider friendly lady here. I have several sharing my home with me (much to the disgust of friends and family) I even name them, Oh look, Boris has popped out to say hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Spiders don't bother me at all, but im not to keen on snakes. "

am quite keen on trouser snakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i trod on one this morning

i felt so bad as usually i try to save the little shits before the cats eat em

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dont like snakes either, we know a song about that.My hubby said he saw one going through are porch outside the back door once, glad i didnt see it.

I love the Northern soul record by

Al Wilson - The Snake, but thats as close as I want to be with one.

I'm like Harrison Ford in Raiders of the lost ark, Why did it have to be snakes, I HATE SNAKES! "

Dont you remember that song in the seventies, i dont like spiders and snakes. I dont mind seeing them on telly though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's more larger spiders around this year as spiders mate in the spring which was extra warm this year so more boot knocking opportunities for the little buggers! And which hypocrite could begrudge them that?

And as well as two cats I keep a trouser snake as a pet....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" There's more larger spiders around this year as spiders mate in the spring which was extra warm this year so more boot knocking opportunities for the little buggers! And which hypocrite could begrudge them that?

And as well as two cats I keep a trouser snake as a pet.... "

is your trouser snake house trained ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" There's more larger spiders around this year as spiders mate in the spring which was extra warm this year so more boot knocking opportunities for the little buggers! And which hypocrite could begrudge them that?

And as well as two cats I keep a trouser snake as a pet....

is your trouser snake house trained ??? "

He is very well behaved in the main, but does tend to get extremely exciteable and increase in size when being stroked by the fairer sex...I figure that he enjoys this so much I don't discourage him. The best thing in such a situation is to be firm with him. He is overdue a training session actually, might you be experienced in such a role? He also loves dark wet places, I think its his natural habitat...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" There's more larger spiders around this year as spiders mate in the spring which was extra warm this year so more boot knocking opportunities for the little buggers! And which hypocrite could begrudge them that?

And as well as two cats I keep a trouser snake as a pet....

is your trouser snake house trained ???

He is very well behaved in the main, but does tend to get extremely exciteable and increase in size when being stroked by the fairer sex...I figure that he enjoys this so much I don't discourage him. The best thing in such a situation is to be firm with him. He is overdue a training session actually, might you be experienced in such a role? He also loves dark wet places, I think its his natural habitat... "

my way of being firm is slapping it on the head with a rolled up newspaper...a bit like the way people used to train puppies

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset


" Spiders don't bother me at all, but im not to keen on snakes.

am quite keen on trouser snakes "

Yes, but they only have one eye!

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By *amslam1000Man
over a year ago

willenhall

Hi look at this link these are the size we used to have in our tents in the first gulf war

http://www.camelspiders.net/

Just a link not a comercial plug lol

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset


"Hi look at this link these are the size we used to have in our tents in the first gulf war

http://www.camelspiders.net/

Just a link not a comercial plug lol"

Thanks for that link Sam,

christ those look viscious buggers.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I wasn't scared of spiders..... I am now

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By *amslam1000Man
over a year ago

willenhall

apparently there are bigger ones in the south american jungle been reports of dogs and goats been taken

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