FabSwingers.com forum: Are Jaffa cakes, cakes?

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over a year ago

Is ovaltine a chocolate or a malt drink?

Are slugs homeless snails?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jaffas are BISQUITS!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask the vat man. He’ll tell you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jaffa cakes are the work of the devil, that's what they are!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ask the vat man. He’ll tell you."

He will probably try and do the r word to me like he does to everyone else

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Jaffa cakes are cakes because they go hard if you leave them out, biscuits go soft

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jaffa cakes are the work of the devil, that's what they are!"

So is your booty pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are slugs homeless snails?"

Afraid so. Homelessness is not exclusive to humans

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jaffa cakes are cakes because they go hard if you leave them out, biscuits go soft "

Is that your official reasoning on the subject?

But why make a cake so thin?

If it's that thin is it a cake?

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

"Jaffa cakes are cakes because they go hard if you leave them out, biscuits go soft "

Does that mean bread is actually cake too????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jaffa cakes are cakes because they go hard if you leave them out, biscuits go soft "

What she said.. definatly cakes x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Are slugs homeless snails?

Afraid so. Homelessness is not exclusive to humans

I may have to throw a few lettuce leaves in their collection plate

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jaffa cakes are cakes because they go hard if you leave them out, biscuits go soft

Does that mean bread is actually cake too????

Nice counter argument

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes. Jaffa cakes are cakes. Cakes go hard when they go off, biscuits go soft. Science bitch

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"Jaffas are BISQUITS!

The court case decided that biscuits go soft when they're past their best whilst cakes go hard... therefore jaffa cakes are very tasty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jaffa cakes are cakes because they go hard if you leave them out, biscuits go soft "

This Is what I was told too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jaffa cakes are cakes because they go hard if you leave them out, biscuits go soft

Does that mean bread is actually cake too????

Let's not get into the breadcake bap barm stories muffin argument

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

I was in Bosnia the other week and their version is literally called "Orange Biscuit"

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"Jaffa cakes are cakes because they go hard if you leave them out, biscuits go soft

Does that mean bread is actually cake too????

Let's not get into the breadcake bap barm stories muffin argument

Its a roll

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

*stotties

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jaffa cakes are cakes because they go hard if you leave them out, biscuits go soft

Does that mean bread is actually cake too????

Let's not get into the breadcake bap barm stories muffin argument

No....let’s

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are slugs homeless snails?

Afraid so. Homelessness is not exclusive to humans

I may have to throw a few lettuce leaves in their collection plate

With Xmas coming you could donate used walnut shells to the slug community

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jaffa cakes are cakes because they go hard if you leave them out, biscuits go soft "

This and they are subject to different VAT rules I believe

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jaffa cakes are cakes because they go hard if you leave them out, biscuits go soft

Does that mean bread is actually cake too????

Let's not get into the breadcake bap barm stories muffin argument

Its a roll

Someone is going to get a roll, in the form of a rolled up newspaper wrapped around their tush in a minute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jaffa cakes are cakes because they go hard if you leave them out, biscuits go soft

Does that mean bread is actually cake too????

Let's not get into the breadcake bap barm stories muffin argument

Its a roll

Someone is going to get a roll, in the form of a rolled up newspaper wrapped around their tush in a minute

Too right.... It's a bloody COB!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jaffa cakes are cakes because they go hard if you leave them out, biscuits go soft

Does that mean bread is actually cake too????

Let's not get into the breadcake bap barm stories muffin argument

Its a roll

Someone is going to get a roll, in the form of a rolled up newspaper wrapped around their tush in a minute

Too right.... It's a bloody COB!!!!"

Pipe down you its a butty

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"Jaffa cakes are cakes because they go hard if you leave them out, biscuits go soft

Does that mean bread is actually cake too????

Let's not get into the breadcake bap barm stories muffin argument

Its a roll

Someone is going to get a roll, in the form of a rolled up newspaper wrapped around their tush in a minute

Bring it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jaffa cakes are cakes because they go hard if you leave them out, biscuits go soft

Does that mean bread is actually cake too????

Let's not get into the breadcake bap barm stories muffin argument

Its a roll

Someone is going to get a roll, in the form of a rolled up newspaper wrapped around their tush in a minute

Too right.... It's a bloody COB!!!!

Pipe down you its a butty

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only a butty if its two slices of bread if its round its a cob

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"Jaffa cakes are cakes because they go hard if you leave them out, biscuits go soft

Does that mean bread is actually cake too????

Let's not get into the breadcake bap barm stories muffin argument

Its a roll

Someone is going to get a roll, in the form of a rolled up newspaper wrapped around their tush in a minute

Too right.... It's a bloody COB!!!!

Pipe down you its a butty

only a butty if its two slices of bread if its round its a cob

You're both wrong... If it's round it's a bap

Nita

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By *evil_u_knowMan
over a year ago

city

My cock is a cake, goes hard if you leave it out.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jaffa cakes are cakes because they go hard if you leave them out, biscuits go soft

Does that mean bread is actually cake too????

Let's not get into the breadcake bap barm stories muffin argument

Its a roll

Someone is going to get a roll, in the form of a rolled up newspaper wrapped around their tush in a minute

Bring it

;)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jaffa cakes are cakes because they go hard if you leave them out, biscuits go soft

Does that mean bread is actually cake too????

Let's not get into the breadcake bap barm stories muffin argument

Its a roll

Someone is going to get a roll, in the form of a rolled up newspaper wrapped around their tush in a minute

Too right.... It's a bloody COB!!!!

Pipe down you its a butty

only a butty if its two slices of bread if its round its a cob

Butty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jaffa cakes are cakes because they go hard if you leave them out, biscuits go soft

Does that mean bread is actually cake too????

Let's not get into the breadcake bap barm stories muffin argument

Its a roll

Someone is going to get a roll, in the form of a rolled up newspaper wrapped around their tush in a minute

Too right.... It's a bloody COB!!!!

Pipe down you its a butty

only a butty if its two slices of bread if its round its a cob

You're both wrong... If it's round it's a bap

Nita"

I am not getting drawn into it but jaffa cakes never get the chance to go hard at mine

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"My cock is a cake, goes hard if you leave it out."

goes soft if you put it in?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jaffa cakes are cakes because they go hard if you leave them out, biscuits go soft

Does that mean bread is actually cake too????

Let's not get into the breadcake bap barm stories muffin argument

Its a roll

Someone is going to get a roll, in the form of a rolled up newspaper wrapped around their tush in a minute

Too right.... It's a bloody COB!!!!

Pipe down you its a butty

only a butty if its two slices of bread if its round its a cob

You're both wrong... If it's round it's a bap

Nita

I am not getting drawn into it but jaffa cakes never get the chance to go hard at mine

Would anything get a chance to go hard at yours?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My cock is a cake, goes hard if you leave it out.

goes soft if you put it in?

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By *mmabluTV/TS
over a year ago

upton wirral

"Jaffa cakes are the work of the devil, that's what they are!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jaffa cakes are cakes because they go hard if you leave them out, biscuits go soft

Does that mean bread is actually cake too????

Let's not get into the breadcake bap barm stories muffin argument

Its a roll

Someone is going to get a roll, in the form of a rolled up newspaper wrapped around their tush in a minute

Too right.... It's a bloody COB!!!!

Pipe down you its a butty

only a butty if its two slices of bread if its round its a cob

You're both wrong... If it's round it's a bap

Nita

I am not getting drawn into it but jaffa cakes never get the chance to go hard at mine

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