FabSwingers.com forum: Peeing where you shouldn’t

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Anyone, where have you peed where you shouldn’t ?

The usual no one would admit is the swimming pool or steam room lol but we all know we do it, showers also!

Lol

Just for fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The local convents lawn... this summer

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By *sh6866Man
over a year ago

halifax

I once peed where i shouldn't have......on an electric fence!

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

I squatted and had a wee out of the shed door the other night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Through the letter box of an estate agent!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once peed where i shouldn't have......on an electric fence!

Lordy lord...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had to stop at the side of the road once, broad daylight and not a bush in sight . 3 door car so could only open one to hide behind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I quite often have to crouch at the side of the road.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

In my ex wife's feng shui waterfall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" not a bush in sight "

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Snows always good after a night out to the pub

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I quite often have to crouch at the side of the road.

I was nearly wetting myself waiting for a lull in the traffic. Just had to go for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I peed in the sink in someone's office once a long time ago. Their door automatically locked, but I had to pee...I was there alone and realized I wouldn't be able to get back in if I went to the bathroom. So, the sink it was.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the Ex Mother inlaws bathroom ! Well to elaborate it was her ensuite

d*unk and naked missed the bathroom on the landing and wandered in there to her and my surprise ! Breakfast was a little awkward

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" not a bush in sight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just outside our tent at a festival cause i wouldnt make it to the porta loos. Literally bottom half naked and we where surrounded by loads of other tents.. early morning show

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I regularly pee all over the Cotswolds. Public loos are few and far between.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once done a pee on my bosses car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I regularly pee all over the Cotswolds. Public loos are few and far between."
ha always wondered what the whiff round there was loly

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By *uicy72Woman
over a year ago

North Colchester

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By *uicy72Woman
over a year ago

North Colchester

Shewee!

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By *uicy72Woman
over a year ago

North Colchester

"I had to stop at the side of the road once, broad daylight and not a bush in sight . 3 door car so could only open one to hide behind

You needed a shewee!

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

"Just outside our tent at a festival cause i wouldnt make it to the porta loos. Literally bottom half naked and we where surrounded by loads of other tents.. early morning show

Ah, the hell of stumbling across a damp field, half asleep in the dark. 5litre bottle, and a funnel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Middle of Africa - lions, hippos, elephants etc.

Quickest piss ever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I work on roads and there are usually no welfare facilities for miles, so I look for the most hidden places or if worse comes to worse have to pee by the van with the door ajar

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

"Just outside our tent at a festival cause i wouldnt make it to the porta loos. Literally bottom half naked and we where surrounded by loads of other tents.. early morning show

I knew I recognised you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a lady I'd just met a couple of hours prior.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On my husbands cock while riding him on the sofa.... the sofa had to be scrubbed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once pissed up up the front wheel of the JCB I was driving through Norwich city centre after being stuck in traffic for nearly 5 hours due to a few inches of snow! It was like nightmare as I get stage fright at the best of times let alone in a busy high street

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In someone's wardrobe, all over their clothes while very very d*unk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We had bunk beds as kids

I was on top brother below ..

It didn't wake him.up but woke my parents ..

I got a right telling off

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

"I once peed where i shouldn't have......on an electric fence!

I witnessed a lad at school doing that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I quite often have to crouch at the side of the road.

I was nearly wetting myself waiting for a lull in the traffic. Just had to go for it

Local newspaper report....

12 mile tail back on M6

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just outside our tent at a festival cause i wouldnt make it to the porta loos. Literally bottom half naked and we where surrounded by loads of other tents.. early morning show

Ah, the hell of stumbling across a damp field, half asleep in the dark. 5litre bottle, and a funnel.

Oh the good times ahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just outside our tent at a festival cause i wouldnt make it to the porta loos. Literally bottom half naked and we where surrounded by loads of other tents.. early morning show

I knew I recognised you

Hahahaha.

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By *.a75Man
over a year ago

Callington

"The local convents lawn... this summer

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By *evil_u_knowMan
over a year ago

city

All over myself on a bus while trying to piss into a bottle that overflowed.

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By *aenMan
over a year ago

Here and There

On my ex sister in law who’d fallen asleep in the bath

while a little d*unk (both if us) and mistaking bath for bog

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"On my ex sister in law who’d fallen asleep in the bath

while a little d*unk (both if us) and mistaking bath for bog

Haha surprise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On my husbands cock while riding him on the sofa.... the sofa had to be scrubbed

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now that I like that he sound of.

I’ve done it in lots of places but when you have to go you have to go but I remember doing it into a plastic bag on a national express and tying it up and popping it behind the back seat! Terrible thinking about it now but that was probably 30 years ago when I was more reckless

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ever tried peeing while walking? Hilarious!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Compost bin but it's approved and effective

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I peed in the men's loos on a ferry once, I wondered what the funny looking sink things were and why silly men kept coming in and going out quick looking bewildered, until I got outside and realised my mistake XXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On my husbands cock while riding him on the sofa.... the sofa had to be scrubbed

now that I like that he sound of.

You dirty bugger x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Outside a police station

and ended up staying in it for the night.. many moons ago when I used to Drink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In my knickers and trousers today, while I was out shopping. I had to buy new trousers and knickers and change.

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By *ighamCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Higham Ferrers

Various golf courses including one occasion where a dog walker got a bit of a shock

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By *hotographer 30Man
over a year ago

rochdale

flight from London to Manchester kitchen in a cup .

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By *eather_Loves_SexWoman
over a year ago

Halfway Between London and Brighton

In a bottle & on a towel while in stationery traffic on M25! Deffo need a shepee

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By *WkinkymaleMan
over a year ago

Llandudno - Colwyn bay

in my own trousers a few weeks ago, I was away and not sure where I was staying. I got to the appartment but couldn't make the toilet in time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last year while walking home from town, the pressure got too much for me and a little squirt came out with every step.Eventually the dam burst and I just let go...A dark stain spreading across my grey jeans.Someone must have noticed but no one said anything.

I actually cried with embarrassment.I can't believe I'm telling the tale now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a jerry can in a white van with 18 away fans sat on garden furniture singing songs while I try to pee...

^^^^because of the alcohol you need to pee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve had the toilet door slowly open on one of them virgin trains. Didn’t realise button to press to lock. Pants trouser down by my ankles,in the am about to wipe my arse position,then door slides open,group of people standing there,even had used toilet paper in hand. That was embarrassing, sorry for going off on an angle .

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By *heeky_subCouple
over a year ago

northampton

Few weeks ago, drank way too much water. Was stuck in traffic and couldn't get out of the car, and ended up wetting myself in my car. Then had squidgy shoes and wet jeans, for the rest of the 40min journey home.

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By *ornylittlesubWoman
over a year ago

Grangemouth

In a guys mouth.....he had done the same to me before I "switched"...that will teach the fker!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In my friends football boot. To be fair he'd pissed on my leg in the shower the week before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mates parents had an extention put on. Not used to the new room layouts and coming out of his bedroom rather tipsy he turned right into the bathroom.

His sister was not impressed to be woken up by a steady stream

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Cant believe I’m actually telling people this but yes I have wet myself.

I was doing the three peaks over a weekend and was at the top of Ben Nevis, it was absolutely freezing and quite foggy. I couldn’t feel my fingers to do anything with my clothing and I was too scared to walk off anywhere in case I fell off, so I stood still and wet myself

it was a mistake ... it was very warm at first and then very, very cold for quite a long time!

Normally I can hold on forever but not that day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In my friends football boot. To be fair he'd pissed on my leg in the shower the week before "

That'll teach him.

I pissed on my husband's back just before I jumped out of the bath. It was revenge for him flicking piss at me before he got in, as he pissed in the toilet behind me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a old landladies house. She had given me the hump, so pissed in one of her rooms as I left

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whilst on a wildlife holiday touring Iceland we were driving across the interior where there is nothing but lakes and volcanoes. We all needed to pee and came across an emergency shelter which didn't have a toilet. So all the men stood outside on one side and all the ladies crouched the other side. We certainly got to know each other well on that holiday lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Something that intrigues me slightly. We all know it is against the law for a guy to wee against the wall in public,we see it on those cop shows sometimes.But,how does the law stand if you just wee yourself,while walking down the street?

I have occasionally been tempted,while busting,wearing a long skirt,walking home through the park,,,to just go and stand on the grass with my legs apart and do what I have to do ,smiling and nodding at passing strangers.

I've never done it because,,,it just seems wrong and I'd still have the problem of wet knickers and drips down my legs but,,,,would it actually be illegal?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peed on someone's car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Peed on someone's car

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Peed on someone's car

How’d you manage that? Why did you do that lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was busting for a pee in a BnQ and the toilets was out of order..so went out into the garden centre and pee'd in a shed...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Something that intrigues me slightly. We all know it is against the law for a guy to wee against the wall in public,we see it on those cop shows sometimes.But,how does the law stand if you just wee yourself,while walking down the street?

I've never done it because,,,it just seems wrong and I'd still have the problem of wet knickers and drips down my legs but,,,,would it actually be illegal?

As far as I know it is indecent exposure which is the issue not actually weeing, so standing and wetting yourself would be fine, but can I watch I find a woman choosing to wet herself so horny

A lady I used to see often did it and told me about if afterwards to turn me on.

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

Loving this thread.

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

I drive all over in my large van every day, and carry one of those thermos travel mugs for the times I get caught short? It's 1/2 liter capacity, and there have been times when I've had to cut the pee flow because the cup overfloweth......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I suppose I should post a few places I have peed as I am a big fan of naughty peeing.

Bed (using waterproof protectors so no damage)

Carpet (same)

over tits

over face

over ass

in pussy

in mouth

in ass

beer garden on the grass

park down the leg of shorts with my back to everyone so no one could see

beach many times, sometimes naked

pissed my jeans (watching the change in colour is quite horny)

side of the road loads of times

there are many more

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Have a thing for peeing into a bottle lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone, where have you peed where you shouldn’t ?

The usual no one would admit is the swimming pool or steam room lol but we all know we do it, showers also!

Lol

Just for fun"

You peed in a steam room?

Really?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Over my mothers shoes, mistaking her room for the bathroom after a big night out. Popular I was. I just turned left not right.

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