FabSwingers.com forum: New fwb required.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Seeking a new fwb as my current one is having trouble fitting me in, not literally lol. Must be local and be a fit with my profile requirements. Benefits include meals in or out, orgasms a plenty, 4 weeks annual leave and company pension lol. In box me to arrange an interview

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCpleCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville

No car or laptop or mobile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will the interviews be in the same day? Like a workshop/role play interview?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Lol @ leave and pension but only four weeks!?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lol @ leave and pension but only four weeks!?

Bank holidays are additional lol x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No car or laptop or mobile

Mobile yes, I love a bit of textual intercourse

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Will the interviews be in the same day? Like a workshop/role play interview? "

Hmmmmmm....if I was 30 I’d say yes. Now days I think interviews might be limited to two a day

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Lol @ leave and pension but only four weeks!?

Bank holidays are additional lol x "

Do you do flexi time and what are your rules re lone working?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you offer any health cover and sick pay ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lol @ leave and pension but only four weeks!?

Bank holidays are additional lol x

Do you do flexi time and what are your rules re lone working?

I’ll be as flexible as you are and you’re welcome to bring a friend along if you don’t fancy working alone

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By *0tt0nSu3Woman
over a year ago

London

What about uniforms?

Are they required, and if so are they provided?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you offer any health cover and sick pay ? "

Doctor patient role play can be arranged

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What about uniforms?

Are they required, and if so are they provided?"

Uniforms will be provided by Victoria’s Secret

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Don’t all rush at once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where can I send my cv?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Where can I send my cv?

To my inbox. Interviews will commence on Monday

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The response is somewhat underwhelming haha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My FWB is having trouble fitting me in also, he's already fired me twice this year Can I apply, I don't have any references though. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will the interviews be in the same day? Like a workshop/role play interview?

Hmmmmmm....if I was 30 I’d say yes. Now days I think interviews might be limited to two a day

Run it like the apprentice. Over a few weeks of trials.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I suggest you conduct oral interviews.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where can I send my cv?

To my inbox. Interviews will commence on Monday

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My FWB is having trouble fitting me in also, he's already fired me twice this year Can I apply, I don't have any references though. X"

If he’s fired you twice you must have been naughty. That’s a good enough reference for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Will the interviews be in the same day? Like a workshop/role play interview?

Hmmmmmm....if I was 30 I’d say yes. Now days I think interviews might be limited to two a day

Run it like the apprentice. Over a few weeks of trials.

I’d love to do that pointy finger thing and say “you’re hired!”

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I suggest you conduct oral interviews.

Great idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will there be the possibility of job sharing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

60 miles!!

I'm sure that's discriminatory!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"60 miles!!

I'm sure that's discriminatory!!

Everything is negotiable

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Will there be the possibility of job sharing?

Define job sharing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will there be the possibility of job sharing?

I'm intrigued by job sharing would you switch off even days odd days?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Job sharing is a thing... X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Job sharing is a thing... X"

I’m curious as to how you’d like to share it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Job sharing is a thing... X

I’m curious as to how you’d like to share it.

I don't know I hadn't thought about dynamics.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Job sharing is a thing... X

I’m curious as to how you’d like to share it.

I don't know I hadn't thought about dynamics.

If you have a friend who’s happy to do housework while you do the sex I’d be ok with that lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Job sharing is a thing... X

I’m curious as to how you’d like to share it.

I don't know I hadn't thought about dynamics.

If you have a friend who’s happy to do housework while you do the sex I’d be ok with that lol x "

Ha ha... That's OK then..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Job sharing is a thing... X

I’m curious as to how you’d like to share it.

I don't know I hadn't thought about dynamics.

If you have a friend who’s happy to do housework while you do the sex I’d be ok with that lol x

Ha ha... That's OK then.. "

Sorted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you like a boy or a girl?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Would you like a boy or a girl?"

Haha....good question. In this instance I’d say the role is more suited to a girl. But I’d interview you just to avoid a discrimination case lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My FWB is having trouble fitting me in also, he's already fired me twice this year Can I apply, I don't have any references though. X

If he’s fired you twice you must have been naughty. That’s a good enough reference for me

I was very naughty indeed XXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do I have to move?

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

My FWB can't fit me in either! Saw him twice in 4 months

I need a new one within 15-30 miles of me. Adventurous, funny, enjoys meals and randomness and probably odd quirky gifts and constant witty retorts

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My FWB can't fit me in either! Saw him twice in 4 months

I need a new one within 15-30 miles of me. Adventurous, funny, enjoys meals and randomness and probably odd quirky gifts and constant witty retorts "

If only we were closer. And I were younger. And funny haha! X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do I have to move?"

Hmmmm move yes...move in not so sure lol x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My FWB is having trouble fitting me in also, he's already fired me twice this year Can I apply, I don't have any references though. X

If he’s fired you twice you must have been naughty. That’s a good enough reference for me

I was very naughty indeed XXX"

You’re top of the list so far

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

"My FWB can't fit me in either! Saw him twice in 4 months

I need a new one within 15-30 miles of me. Adventurous, funny, enjoys meals and randomness and probably odd quirky gifts and constant witty retorts

If only we were closer. And I were younger. And funny haha! X "

Semantics....are you always so negative haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My FWB can't fit me in either! Saw him twice in 4 months

I need a new one within 15-30 miles of me. Adventurous, funny, enjoys meals and randomness and probably odd quirky gifts and constant witty retorts

If only we were closer. And I were younger. And funny haha! X

Semantics....are you always so negative haha

x "

Ok you win. I’ll book the movers on Monday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would you like a boy or a girl?

Haha....good question. In this instance I’d say the role is more suited to a girl. But I’d interview you just to avoid a discrimination case lol. "

Fabulous. We’re all about inclusivity in the Lounge

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

"My FWB can't fit me in either! Saw him twice in 4 months

I need a new one within 15-30 miles of me. Adventurous, funny, enjoys meals and randomness and probably odd quirky gifts and constant witty retorts

If only we were closer. And I were younger. And funny haha! X

Semantics....are you always so negative haha

Ok you win. I’ll book the movers on Monday

Yippee x

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"Would you like a boy or a girl?

Haha....good question. In this instance I’d say the role is more suited to a girl. But I’d interview you just to avoid a discrimination case lol. "
you would need a doorman for security

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My FWB can't fit me in either! Saw him twice in 4 months

I need a new one within 15-30 miles of me. Adventurous, funny, enjoys meals and randomness and probably odd quirky gifts and constant witty retorts

If only we were closer. And I were younger. And funny haha! X

Semantics....are you always so negative haha

Ok you win. I’ll book the movers on Monday

Yippee x

Yippee indeed

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By *iffler 2019Woman
over a year ago

Saltash aka Fraggle Rock

Ffs I am miles away

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ffs I am miles away

Sleepover? Not that you’d get much sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Housework? You can put a feather duster in my hand as i bend over

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Housework? You can put a feather duster in my hand as i bend over

You bent over and me with the duster sounds more inviting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Housework? You can put a feather duster in my hand as i bend over

You bent over and me with the duster sounds more inviting

You doing your own housework sounds more appealing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Housework? You can put a feather duster in my hand as i bend over

You bent over and me with the duster sounds more inviting

You doing your own housework sounds more appealing

You might need to work on your interview technique a little

lol x

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By *iffler 2019Woman
over a year ago

Saltash aka Fraggle Rock

"Ffs I am miles away

Sleepover? Not that you’d get much sleep

I wouldn't want to sleep

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ffs I am miles away

Sleepover? Not that you’d get much sleep

I wouldn't want to sleep

What are you waiting for then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Housework? You can put a feather duster in my hand as i bend over

You bent over and me with the duster sounds more inviting

You doing your own housework sounds more appealing

You might need to work on your interview technique a little

lol x "

Get me on my knees and you won't be worrying about housework

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By *iffler 2019Woman
over a year ago

Saltash aka Fraggle Rock

"Ffs I am miles away

Sleepover? Not that you’d get much sleep

I wouldn't want to sleep

What are you waiting for then?

Omw lol x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ffs I am miles away

Sleepover? Not that you’d get much sleep

I wouldn't want to sleep

What are you waiting for then?

Omw lol x"

I’ll be waiting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No car or laptop or mobile

or great designer wardrobe

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By *iffler 2019Woman
over a year ago

Saltash aka Fraggle Rock

"Ffs I am miles away

Sleepover? Not that you’d get much sleep

I wouldn't want to sleep

What are you waiting for then?

Omw lol x

I’ll be waiting

Naked hopefully

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ffs I am miles away

Sleepover? Not that you’d get much sleep

I wouldn't want to sleep

What are you waiting for then?

Omw lol x

I’ll be waiting

Naked hopefully

Of course

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By *ogerNesszonesMan
over a year ago

Northern England

"Housework? You can put a feather duster in my hand as i bend over

Sorry for hijacking your thread OP; but on reading through Vanilla Cupcake's profile, I've never been quite so tempted to shave a year off my age!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Housework? You can put a feather duster in my hand as i bend over

You bent over and me with the duster sounds more inviting

You doing your own housework sounds more appealing

You might need to work on your interview technique a little

lol x

Get me on my knees and you won't be worrying about housework

Hehe that’s more like it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Housework? You can put a feather duster in my hand as i bend over

Sorry for hijacking your thread OP; but on reading through Vanilla Cupcake's profile, I've never been quite so tempted to shave a year off my age!

I’m sure your interest will be noticed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No car or laptop or mobile

or great designer wardrobe

I don’t think you’ll need to wear much tbh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No car or laptop or mobile

or great designer wardrobe

I don’t think you’ll need to wear much tbh

i have issues wearing clothes when sexy people are around or in my bed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No car or laptop or mobile

or great designer wardrobe

I don’t think you’ll need to wear much tbh

i have issues wearing clothes when sexy people are around or in my bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Housework? You can put a feather duster in my hand as i bend over

Sorry for hijacking your thread OP; but on reading through Vanilla Cupcake's profile, I've never been quite so tempted to shave a year off my age!

You'd have to move too

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