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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Who wants someone to do...

Chores

Massages

Cleaning

Pampering

Diy

Hard labour

(Oral if wanted)

Preferably someone strict

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

Get the fuck here now!

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

I need a lean-to conservatory taken down and rebuilt. Pronto.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need a lean-to conservatory taken down and rebuilt. Pronto."

You don't want much lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got a shed that needs re-roofing before the winter hits hard.

The whole garden needs turning over.

Got a room that needs plastering.

Car needs washing.

Get on with it and hurry up.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"I need a lean-to conservatory taken down and rebuilt. Pronto."
hold on.... Join the queue lol

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


"I need a lean-to conservatory taken down and rebuilt. Pronto.hold on.... Join the queue lol"

Hey! I started the queue! Get inline! He's MY bitch!

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"I need a lean-to conservatory taken down and rebuilt. Pronto.hold on.... Join the queue lol

Hey! I started the queue! Get inline! He's MY bitch! "
we can share

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Wow... Never been so in demand... Whos strictess? ??????

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"Wow... Never been so in demand... Whos strictess? ??????"
umm probably clem lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Available to be shared

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

When you have a mo, we need the gable end weatherboarding pulled off, insulation replaced & most of the boards renewing.

We'll supply materials & a ladder

S

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

If you like helping people, have you considered charity work? If you get horny just wank in the toilets?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yep, I'll have all you're offering. My flat needs decorating desperately

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Anyone more local to the north west... I'll start closer to home lol

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCpleCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville

The manners of some of you is really rather shocking. Clem I think you should apologise to the OP.

Now then, we would be delighted OP to have use of your services and in return you would be well and truly used and abused. I won’t detail in here what you will be doing should you choose our offer, because i don’t want to embarrass these amateurs anymore than they’ve already embarrassed themselves.

Do please let us know if we are to your liking

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sounds Intersting

Can you direct message??

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By *taceylacyCouple
over a year ago

NOTTINGHAM

Kitchen needs painting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How long are you available for?!

My list of needs is lengthy

The boys room needs the beds building (from scratch), plastering and painting.

The girls room needs plastering and papering.

The kitchen needs plastering and painting and tiling, as does the hallway, and the lounge could do with a lick of paint.

The toilet needs replacing, tiling, and the shoe rack needs a coat/shoe cupboard building.

The garage needs clearing, all tools selling, I need a bar built and a sofa and pool table collecting. The garage needs repairs and decorating.

There's a mole in the garden or a family of them likely that need catching.

The veg patch could use some tlc.

The boisterous dog that would follow you round dropping his ball anticipating play time could use a walk or two an all.

Mot time is coming up for my car, and it deffo needs a service.

Hubby is always working, or we've visitors bringing their problems for him to attend.

I'm beginning to think I'll have another huge list at the end of it all. Maybe we need a second husband?! Double the dick, productivity, and permanent company - think I've found an unconventional solution

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Wow...I'll book a month off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you fix whirlpool fridge freezers because I would be as demanding with you as you want if you please come and fix mine you sexual services slave!!! (You'll need to tell me how bitchy to be with you because I'm generally quite nice to people lol)

X

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"The manners of some of you is really rather shocking. Clem I think you should apologise to the OP.

Now then, we would be delighted OP to have use of your services and in return you would be well and truly used and abused. I won’t detail in here what you will be doing should you choose our offer, because i don’t want to embarrass these amateurs anymore than they’ve already embarrassed themselves.

Do please let us know if we are to your liking "

Oooh you smoothies hehe

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCpleCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville


"The manners of some of you is really rather shocking. Clem I think you should apologise to the OP.

Now then, we would be delighted OP to have use of your services and in return you would be well and truly used and abused. I won’t detail in here what you will be doing should you choose our offer, because i don’t want to embarrass these amateurs anymore than they’ve already embarrassed themselves.

Do please let us know if we are to your liking

Oooh you smoothies hehe "

I’m not talking to you. I’ve sent you to Coventry for dissing our username. I’ll keep you on my hotlist for now, but if you do it again I’ll have to consider taking you off. You’ve been warned

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Please drop a direct message all


"The manners of some of you is really rather shocking. Clem I think you should apologise to the OP.

Now then, we would be delighted OP to have use of your services and in return you would be well and truly used and abused. I won’t detail in here what you will be doing should you choose our offer, because i don’t want to embarrass these amateurs anymore than they’ve already embarrassed themselves.

Do please let us know if we are to your liking

Oooh you smoothies hehe

I’m not talking to you. I’ve sent you to Coventry for dissing our username. I’ll keep you on my hotlist for now, but if you do it again I’ll have to consider taking you off. You’ve been warned "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The manners of some of you is really rather shocking. Clem I think you should apologise to the OP.

Now then, we would be delighted OP to have use of your services and in return you would be well and truly used and abused. I won’t detail in here what you will be doing should you choose our offer, because i don’t want to embarrass these amateurs anymore than they’ve already embarrassed themselves.

Do please let us know if we are to your liking

Oooh you smoothies hehe

I’m not talking to you. I’ve sent you to Coventry for dissing our username. I’ll keep you on my hotlist for now, but if you do it again I’ll have to consider taking you off. You’ve been warned "

Strictness flexing imo.... could all just be hot winded talk!! Lol x

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCpleCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville


"The manners of some of you is really rather shocking. Clem I think you should apologise to the OP.

Now then, we would be delighted OP to have use of your services and in return you would be well and truly used and abused. I won’t detail in here what you will be doing should you choose our offer, because i don’t want to embarrass these amateurs anymore than they’ve already embarrassed themselves.

Do please let us know if we are to your liking

Oooh you smoothies hehe

I’m not talking to you. I’ve sent you to Coventry for dissing our username. I’ll keep you on my hotlist for now, but if you do it again I’ll have to consider taking you off. You’ve been warned

Strictness flexing imo.... could all just be hot winded talk!! Lol x"

Yeah okay maybe it is. Nice to see you back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wow...I'll book a month off"

I'm quite demanding, and very distracting, if you think it'll take a month its definitely going to take two

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By *edknight40Man
over a year ago

Leicester


"Kitchen needs painting."

I’d decorate your insides and plaster the walls if decorators aren’t in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The manners of some of you is really rather shocking. Clem I think you should apologise to the OP.

Now then, we would be delighted OP to have use of your services and in return you would be well and truly used and abused. I won’t detail in here what you will be doing should you choose our offer, because i don’t want to embarrass these amateurs anymore than they’ve already embarrassed themselves.

Do please let us know if we are to your liking

Oooh you smoothies hehe

I’m not talking to you. I’ve sent you to Coventry for dissing our username. I’ll keep you on my hotlist for now, but if you do it again I’ll have to consider taking you off. You’ve been warned

Strictness flexing imo.... could all just be hot winded talk!! Lol x

Yeah okay maybe it is. Nice to see you back "

Lol thanks for the welcome back lovely... The new profile's been funner than the last two so I've been gabbing less! lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got a shed that needs re-roofing before the winter hits hard.

The whole garden needs turning over.

Got a room that needs plastering.

Car needs washing.

Get on with it and hurry up."

Do u have a wife who needs some fucking ?

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I'm very strict and demanding - but need no buildings demolished atm but tons of house duties

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


"The manners of some of you is really rather shocking. Clem I think you should apologise to the OP.

Now then, we would be delighted OP to have use of your services and in return you would be well and truly used and abused. I won’t detail in here what you will be doing should you choose our offer, because i don’t want to embarrass these amateurs anymore than they’ve already embarrassed themselves.

Do please let us know if we are to your liking "

No way! if he was serious he should have posted in meet requests. Its in the lounge, its fair game.

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCpleCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville


"The manners of some of you is really rather shocking. Clem I think you should apologise to the OP.

Now then, we would be delighted OP to have use of your services and in return you would be well and truly used and abused. I won’t detail in here what you will be doing should you choose our offer, because i don’t want to embarrass these amateurs anymore than they’ve already embarrassed themselves.

Do please let us know if we are to your liking

No way! if he was serious he should have posted in meet requests. Its in the lounge, its fair game. "

Pmsl - snooze you lose kidda

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you fix whirlpool fridge freezers

"

Is it a model FF175BP or FF175BG?

Welcome back BTW

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you fix whirlpool fridge freezers

Is it a model FF175BP or FF175BG?

Welcome back BTW "

Lol I dunno Scrabble, I'll check the details and let you know!, and thank you for the welcome sweetheart, lotsa love xxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Okay.... So who am I working for first

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