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moral judgements from the strangest of places ! !

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By *prite128 OP   Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

written inside the gideon bible i was near recently was a hand written message to read the following verses - Hebrews 13 vs 4-7

" Marriage should be honored by all, and the marriage bed kept pure, for God will judge the adulterer and all the sexually immoral."

gave us both a giggle , especially as neither of us are married ...but we werent so sure about the sexually immoral bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gods an odd one anyway

Why make a key to fit all locks and the locks to fit all keys and then expect you NOT to have a wander about?

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Who made God God anyway

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By *prite128 OP   Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

lol exactly ...it did make me giggle !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who made God God anyway "

Why his mummy silly xx

Talk about cicles

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By *ackneyMan
over a year ago

_ackney

That's funny sprite - I'd have laughed too!

when i was at shool (a long time ago) we were all given a Gideon bible... we worked out that the pages were ideal replaements for rizzlas!

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago


"That's funny sprite - I'd have laughed too!

when i was at shool (a long time ago) we were all given a Gideon bible... we worked out that the pages were ideal replaements for rizzlas!

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so thats why all the bibles are dissapearing from hotel rooms

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone

Sodem and Gomora, round here today!!!

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"Sodem and Gomora, round here today!!! "

More like sod em all tomorrow

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone


"Sodem and Gomora, round here today!!!

More like sod em all tomorrow"

Its gettin a little scary on here lol. Will have the Jehovah's witnesses round next

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By *prite128 OP   Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

i knew my children had never been to sunday school when son number 1 asked ..

" when god made the world how did she do it ? "

and when son number 2 told me that the story of Jonah was from the beano

lol xx

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone


"i knew my children had never been to sunday school when son number 1 asked ..

" when god made the world how did she do it ? "

and when son number 2 told me that the story of Jonah was from the beano

lol xx"

Noooooo johna was in Viz!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" ..

" when god made the world how did she do it ? "

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Actually he is right god was a woman

A man could not have possibly made such a balls up of it xx

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By *prite128 OP   Woman
over a year ago

maidstone


"i knew my children had never been to sunday school when son number 1 asked ..

" when god made the world how did she do it ? "

and when son number 2 told me that the story of Jonah was from the beano

lol xx

Noooooo johna was in Viz!!!"

lol that particular little sprite isnt reading viz yet ! x

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By *prite128 OP   Woman
over a year ago

maidstone


" ..

" when god made the world how did she do it ? "

Actually he is right god was a woman

A man could not have possibly made such a balls up of it xx "

over my knee for a smack you !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" ..

" when god made the world how did she do it ? "

Actually he is right god was a woman

A man could not have possibly made such a balls up of it xx

over my knee for a smack you !! "

Promises promises xx

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By *ackneyMan
over a year ago

_ackney


"

over my knee for a smack you !! "

me first please miss!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *prite128 OP   Woman
over a year ago

maidstone


"

over my knee for a smack you !!

me first please miss!!

Oi theres a que "

i'll bring my smacking hand to the beach party for you Mr ... !

as for _ackney ... well not at the beach party so no smack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It never ceases to amaze me how the church is ever ready to tell us how merciful god is but still enforces the edict that if we transgress god's rules we will burn in hell. How fucking christian is that!

I have a challenge to make:

Dear God,

If you can appear before me now, in human form and tell me tomorrow night's lotto numbers - to prove you exist like, which I know you can do coz you sent Jesus down here to tell everyone to niavely turn the other cheek when some feckin asshole wants to smack ya round the chops (like der, how dumb is that nonsense!).

Well, if you can do that, appear to me, right now, with the numbers, I'll check myself into a clinic to get my head examined. Deal?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

over my knee for a smack you !!

me first please miss!!"

Oi theres a queue xx

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By *ackneyMan
over a year ago

_ackney

me second please miss!!

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By *prite128 OP   Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

i prefered the second verse of the same chapter ...much more me !

"Do not forget to entertain strangers, for by so doing some people have entertained angels without knowing it."

xx

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By *ackneyMan
over a year ago

_ackney

I feel justified! thanks for that sprite!!

Any other words of inspiration??

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago


"i prefered the second verse of the same chapter ...much more me !

"Do not forget to entertain strangers, for by so doing some people have entertained angels without knowing it."

xx"

That is an ace quote

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By *prite128 OP   Woman
over a year ago

maidstone


"I feel justified! thanks for that sprite!!

Any other words of inspiration??"

lol...no, sorry !

just like to see things in balance as im sure there are some good bits in there ....

i'll stick with being sexually immoral tho

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By *ackneyMan
over a year ago

_ackney

Hi wishy,

just for your info - the numbers for tomorrow's lotto are as follows:

3, 15, 17, 27, 36, 47

I hope this helps you see the way,

Dave

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By *ackneyMan
over a year ago

_ackney

when's the beach party sprite??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou shalt not covert thy neighbours ass

Where does it say anything about bonkin it

Covert actually means being jealous of it lol

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And i know it meant animal pmsl xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

over my knee for a smack you !!

me first please miss!!

Oi theres a queue xx "

*sneaks to the front while the others bicker*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

over my knee for a smack you !!

me first please miss!!

Oi theres a queue xx

*sneaks to the front while the others bicker* "

Oi back i say xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*holds up Number 1 golden ticket*

Too late sunshine

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By *prite128 OP   Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

lol you buggers ..theres no queue!

anyhow..have you finished burning in hell yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lol you buggers ..theres no queue!

anyhow..have you finished burning in hell yet "

I'm still coming down from Heaven

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*holds up Number 1 golden ticket*

Too late sunshine "

Aha makes perfect scence now after you sir lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lol you buggers ..theres no queue!

anyhow..have you finished burning in hell yet "
bloody hell sprite ! you,ve changed!

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By *prite128 OP   Woman
over a year ago

maidstone


"lol you buggers ..theres no queue!

anyhow..have you finished burning in hell yet bloody hell sprite ! you,ve changed! "

have i ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lol you buggers ..theres no queue!

anyhow..have you finished burning in hell yet bloody hell sprite ! you,ve changed!

have i ?? "

Yr pics look the same but have an air of confidence about you

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