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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I was recently pottering around a garden centre.

Firstly I enjoyed the garden centre and secondly I’m pottering.

What have you lot done recently that you may not have done a few years ago?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being back home and in bed on a Saturday night by 12 pm

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay

Turn grey!

Otherwise still doing what I've always tried to do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you find yourself referring to people in their late teens as "youngsters"

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By *eloniichargesCouple
over a year ago

Ankh-Morpork

Last visit to the opticians had me leaving with "see-ers" and "readers"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Baking lots of baking and enjoying it, even though I don’t like cake

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York


" I was recently pottering around a garden centre.

Firstly I enjoyed the garden centre and secondly I’m pottering.

What have you lot done recently that you may not have done a few years ago?"

Oh dear, it's started now! Did you come away with one of those fleeces with wolves on as well?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cardigans

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire


" I was recently pottering around a garden centre.

Firstly I enjoyed the garden centre and secondly I’m pottering.

What have you lot done recently that you may not have done a few years ago?"

Time to worry is when they ask you if you have an OAP discount card lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saying things that make me sound like my mother

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" I was recently pottering around a garden centre.

Firstly I enjoyed the garden centre and secondly I’m pottering.

What have you lot done recently that you may not have done a few years ago?

Oh dear, it's started now! Did you come away with one of those fleeces with wolves on as well?! "

Good grief no. I’m getting older not blind

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York


" I was recently pottering around a garden centre.

Firstly I enjoyed the garden centre and secondly I’m pottering.

What have you lot done recently that you may not have done a few years ago?

Oh dear, it's started now! Did you come away with one of those fleeces with wolves on as well?!

Good grief no. I’m getting older not blind "

There's a group on Facebook where people go round taking pictures of those fleeces out in public like a safari, I find it hilarious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanting to buy cardigans and slippers and looking forward to an early night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" I was recently pottering around a garden centre.

Firstly I enjoyed the garden centre and secondly I’m pottering.

What have you lot done recently that you may not have done a few years ago?

Oh dear, it's started now! Did you come away with one of those fleeces with wolves on as well?! "

Best comment ever!!! And the group on Facebook is awesome lol.

I know I have got old because when they play "what's my age again" on radio one I know a lot of the answers.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

When your baby has their first driving lesson in Friday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When standing with a pen in your hand and thinking to yourself 'now where did i put that pen'..... My son looked at me and said "are you being serious"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When standing with a pen in your hand and thinking to yourself 'now where did i put that pen'..... My son looked at me and said "are you being serious" "

Similarly I’ve gone downstairs to a colleague at work and forgotten what the heck I was going to discuss by the time i get there. Seriously OMG

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you go to the doctors/dentist/hospital and they look like children and you wonder if they are old enough!

I've been watching the film Grease since I can remember, saw it again the other day and I thought my god they look young!

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By *reckledWoman
over a year ago

manchester

When the thought of staying in with a steaming mug of hot chocolate sounds better than going out and getting d*unk!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"When the thought of staying in with a steaming mug of hot chocolate sounds better than going out and getting d*unk! "

I actually made that noise people make when there's a food that takes your fancy. It's like a cooooorrrr and an oooooooo

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By *W ChapMan
over a year ago

Swindon

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By *easingtessWoman
over a year ago

waterford


"When you find yourself referring to people in their late teens as "youngsters" "

I do this all the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When it takes me 4 days to recover from a heavy night out.

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By *W ChapMan
over a year ago

Swindon

When you are unable to speak to half the people you'd like to on here due to age filters.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Liking bigger pants when out in the cold . Love my G string but over the stables I find my back warm with my longer pants on . lol

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

When you look in your rear view mirror, and realise you can't drive with your mouth closed anymore

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

Bought shoes for comfort not fashion!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

When ( like me ) you make that roaring sound every time I get off the sofa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On a night out i over hear a conversation a group of young ladies are having.

"Did you see that guy who was trying to hit on me, he was dead old, must have been about 35"

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By *ushandkittyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

When you make the same noises getting out of bed as you used to make in bed

Or as Fred Wedlock sang 'It takes you all night to do what you used to do all night!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leaving a late night pub and seeing the girls in their skimpy tops and dresses, and instead of perving, consider that they will catch their death with cold.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you listen to radio one and don't understand the music so switch to radio 2.

We just dont "get it".

Remember our parents say in the same thing.

Mans not hot? Wtf is that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you find yourself referring to people in their late teens as "youngsters"

I do this all the time "

So glad I'm not the only one! I've only done it a handful of times but every time I do I get paralysed with fear that I've become my mother......then I remember she doesn't really use the word, which makes it worse because then I'm worried that I'm turning into my grandma.

Not that that's a bad thing, but there's a time and a place, and they should both still be many many years away!!

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay

When modern music is just a racket!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When your daughter announces she's pregnant and I'm gonna be a grandad (I'm chuffed, though)

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

When I am old enough to be people’s dad when going out to a vanilla club

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Saying things that make me sound like my mother "

Oh goodness yes this!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When your daughter announces she's pregnant and I'm gonna be a grandad (I'm chuffed, though) "

Congratulations

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By *umpsMan
over a year ago

city

When you get a text message from your kids in short text... and you have to look up Google to find what they mean.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when things you remember happening 10 yrs ago - actually happened 30 yrs ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I saw a freddo for 50p last week. I teared up to the thought of a 900% increase from my childhood. Society is fucked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm old on paper but not anywhere else

Refuse to be!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A schoolboy let me sit down on a busy bus today

My body hurts and all people under 25

Could be my children

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

Discovered at the weekend that it hurts to kneel directly on the floor, I had to find a more comfortable position

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