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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"PAULIE (THE FASTEST CREAMER IN THE WEST)
Apologies to Benny Hill x
You could hear the wank thrusts slap as they raced across his shaft,
And the rattle of his bollocks as they swung both to and aft.
And he Creamed his way to Forum Lounge, his cum upon his vest,
His name was Paulie, he was nicknamed FASTEST CREAMER in the WEST.
Now Paulie lusted a pensioner, a Granny known as Dee,
She lived all alone in Liverpool at number 23.
They said she was too good for him, she was haughty, proud and chic,
But Paulie wanted NSA with Gran three times a week.
They called him Paulie, (Paulieeeeeeeeeee)
And he was the FASTEST CREAMER in the WEST
She asked for sensuality , he said, You’ve got it Gran
If you want skill and passion then Paulie is your man.
She said ‘Can you do it wet and slow? Cos wet and slow is best?
He said ‘Gran I got no choice but slow cos I can’t get past your chest!
That tickled old Paulie, (Paulieeeeeeeeeee)
He was the FASTEST CREAMER in the WEST
Now Paulie had a rival, a sexy looking hunk,
Called LovEmOld from Chester with pineapple flavoured spunk.
He tempted Gran with his colgate smile , eight pack and muscled legs,
She dribbled on his Adonis’ belt and butt like ostrich eggs
She nearly dropped at his monster cock and he said, "If you treat me right,
You'll have wet sex every morning and cunny every night."
He knew once she sampled his stamina he'd have her in the bag,
And all Paulie had to offer was a fifty second shag.
Poor Paulie, (Paulieeeeeeeeeee)
He was the FASTEST CREAMER in the WEST
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Awaits Granny's riposte. 
