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"Pigeons die after they have sex ... The one fucked did anyway. " | |||
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"If you put your ear against somebody's knee you can almost hear them saying WHAT THE F*CK ARE YOU DOING " | |||
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"If you put your ear against somebody's knee you can almost hear them saying WHAT THE F*CK ARE YOU DOING " This made me laugh out loud | |||
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"If you fully stretched out your intestines from end to end you'd die..." | |||
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"If you put your ear against somebody's knee you can almost hear them saying WHAT THE F*CK ARE YOU DOING " Love it | |||
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"If you took out all of the space between the atoms of every living human, the solid matter left of all 7 billion people would fit into the size of a cube of sugar." Must be a fucking big sugar cube | |||
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"If you took out all of the space between the atoms of every living human, the solid matter left of all 7 billion people would fit into the size of a cube of sugar. Must be a fucking big sugar cube" It's actually a normal size sugar cube | |||
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"The centre of a ring doughnut is calorie free." Oh that's good to know | |||
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"Women blink twice as much as men per day " Men blink half as much as women per day | |||
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"Charlie Chaplin lost in a Charlie Chaplin look a like contest." Actually wondering if this is true | |||
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"Its illegal to sell fish on Sundays" But it's legal to sell shellfish on Sundays... But only to yourself It's called Selfish Sell Shellfish Sunday | |||
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"Men who wear glasses take longer to cum when wanking." | |||
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"Polar bears are left handed The youngest set of parents ever recorded were 7and 8 (I’m only 90% sure this is true) " | |||
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" All crisps made in the UK go out of date on a Saturday. Waits 45 seconds for people to come back from kitchen.... Waits 45 more for them to check their Google calendars.... See. Told ya" ^ it works lol | |||
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"Fun smoking fact... Most men who try Camel eventually go back to women." I gave up camel. They gave me the right hump!! | |||
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"Fun smoking fact... Most men who try Camel eventually go back to women. I gave up camel. They gave me the right hump!! " | |||
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"Fun smoking fact... Most men who try Camel eventually go back to women. I gave up camel. They gave me the right hump!! " The dog just looked at me funny. That got a proper lol | |||
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"Charlie Chaplin lost in a Charlie Chaplin look a like contest. Actually wondering if this is true " Happened to Groucho Marx too | |||
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"The centre of a ring doughnut is calorie free." PMSL. | |||
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"Polar bears are left handed The youngest set of parents ever recorded were 7and 8 (I’m only 90% sure this is true) " Youngest parent on the world was 5, Lina Vanessa Medina. | |||
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"Polar bears are left handed The youngest set of parents ever recorded were 7and 8 (I’m only 90% sure this is true) Youngest parent on the world was 5, Lina Vanessa Medina. " You've got to be joking | |||
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"Polar bears are left handed The youngest set of parents ever recorded were 7and 8 (I’m only 90% sure this is true) Youngest parent on the world was 5, Lina Vanessa Medina. You've got to be joking " Google tells you all about her. | |||
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"Silence is the most important note in music... without this we would just have continual noise!" Or jazz as it's commonly called | |||
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"Charlie Chaplin lost in a Charlie Chaplin look a like contest. Actually wondering if this is true Happened to Groucho Marx too" Groucho Marx lost a Charlie Chaplin look-a-like contest??? | |||
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"Charlie Chaplin lost in a Charlie Chaplin look a like contest. Actually wondering if this is true Happened to Groucho Marx too Groucho Marx lost a Charlie Chaplin look-a-like contest??? " | |||
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"If two light house keepers get married is their marriage on the rocks" Only if its Mr & Mrs Jack Daniels | |||
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"Fidel Castro had sex with 35 000 women. " True, and they all tried to assassinate him. | |||
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"The elephant is the only mammal that can't jump " Ahh but an elephant can jump higher than a house. | |||
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"Charlie Chaplin lost in a Charlie Chaplin look a like contest. Actually wondering if this is true " He came 3rd | |||
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"Charlie Chaplin lost in a Charlie Chaplin look a like contest. Actually wondering if this is true Happened to Groucho Marx too Groucho Marx lost a Charlie Chaplin look-a-like contest??? " Wouldn’t have expected Groucho to win that one anyway | |||
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"Charlie Chaplin lost in a Charlie Chaplin look a like contest. Actually wondering if this is true He came 3rd" Anyone who has seen Lucky Number Slevin will confirm | |||
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"The swimming pools on the Titanic are still full today." Haha I liked that | |||
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"Every time you say the c word a kitten dies." Meow... splat! | |||
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"In ancient Egypt it was common for ladies with a large cliterous to display them in the market place as it was thought that they posseded magical powers. " *Possessed | |||
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"The swimming pools on the Titanic are still full today. Haha I liked that " Me too and it's technically true | |||
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"Is crazy paving all its cracked up to be" | |||
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"In ancient Egypt it was common for ladies with a large cliterous to display them in the market place as it was thought that they posseded magical powers. " Now they just show them on fab... | |||
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"In ancient Egypt it was common for ladies with a large cliterous to display them in the market place as it was thought that they posseded magical powers. Now they just show them on fab..." This made me giggle | |||
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"In ancient Egypt it was common for ladies with a large cliterous to display them in the market place as it was thought that they posseded magical powers. Now they just show them on fab... This made me giggle " I'm sure the second best thing you could have on your lips is a smile | |||
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"The swimming pools on the Titanic are still full today. Haha I liked that Me too and it's technically true " Haha yeah suppose it is lol | |||
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"The centre of a ring doughnut is calorie free." HAHAHAHAHA | |||
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"The swimming pools on the Titanic are still full today. Haha I liked that Me too and it's technically true Haha yeah suppose it is lol " No its not. The Titanic was scrapped for spare parts.... the ship that never sank! | |||
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"Women blink twice as much as men per day Men blink half as much as women per day" And everyone blinked when they read this | |||
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"Women blink twice as much as men per day Men blink half as much as women per day And everyone blinked when they read this" They aren't blinking! They are batting their eyes at you! And I thought I was bad at picking up 'signals'! | |||
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"Women blink twice as much as men per day Men blink half as much as women per day And everyone blinked when they read this They aren't blinking! They are batting their eyes at you! And I thought I was bad at picking up 'signals'!" | |||
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"Birds don’t urinate." Mine does. Take her on a road trip and it's like she drank the Hoover Dam and sprung a leak! | |||
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"The span of your arms is the same as as your height. Unless your me, my arms are 2"longer!" Think it's can be approximated to rather than is. | |||
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"Theoretically travelling in a car at 60mph it would take the following length of time to travel to these various points in space The moon 5 months Mars 63 years The sun 171 years Nearest star Proxima Centauri 46 000 000 years Centre of the milky way 300 000 000 000 years Nearest galaxy Andromeda 922 337 203 685 477 years " Sort of like being on the M25 at rush hour? | |||
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"Charlie Chaplin lost in a Charlie Chaplin look a like contest. Actually wondering if this is true He came 3rd" Dolly Parton also came 3rd in a Dolly Parton look a like competition.......... to two transvestites. | |||
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"Banging your head against the wall burns 150 calories per hour" I think I'll try that | |||
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"Banging your head against the wall burns 150 calories per hour I think I'll try that " Paracetamol for the headache,and you're good to go! | |||
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"Banging your head against the wall burns 150 calories per hour I think I'll try that Paracetamol for the headache,and you're good to go! " Emporer Nero had a horse as one of his generals!!! | |||
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"The swimming pools on the Titanic are still full today. Haha I liked that Me too and it's technically true Haha yeah suppose it is lol No its not. The Titanic was scrapped for spare parts.... the ship that never sank!" I saw that documentary too it was brill | |||
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"Banging your head against the wall burns 150 calories per hour" Beats going to gym! | |||
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"You once held a world record when you were born for being the youngest person on the planet " Oooh err never thought of it that way..although I guess it would be jointly held but even so | |||
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"You once held a world record when you were born for being the youngest person on the planet Oooh err never thought of it that way..although I guess it would be jointly held but even so " Yeah I guess you'd probably only hold it for a millisecond or share it with lots of others! | |||
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"You can't spell advertisements without semen between the tits" | |||
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"Its impossible to lick your own elbow " I actually tried this | |||
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"You once held a world record when you were born for being the youngest person on the planet " Wow that's an awesome fact . I'd never thought of that | |||
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"The following sentence can be read forwards and backwards the same “do geese see god”" Weird Al wrote a song that was all palindromic sentances, look for 'Bob' by him on you tube. | |||
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"Its impossible to lick your own elbow I actually tried this " Lol i bet a few others did as well | |||
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"Its impossible to lick your own elbow " No it's not. I can do it | |||
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"Its impossible to lick your own elbow I actually tried this " Not true. I've actually seen someone do this. Yes she's on fab | |||
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"Its impossible to lick your own elbow I actually tried this Not true. I've actually seen someone do this. Yes she's on fab " Lol either double jointed or a very very long tongue !!! | |||
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"Its impossible to lick your own elbow I actually tried this Not true. I've actually seen someone do this. Yes she's on fab Lol either double jointed or a very very long tongue !!! " Extremely long tongue. Luckily she doesn't just use it for licking her elbow. A very beautiful sexy lady! Shes one of a kind! | |||
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"There are two thousand holes in Blackburn Lancashire. That's the same amount of holes it took to build the Albert hall." Four thousand to be precise | |||
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"You can walk on water, when it freezes..." You can walk on freezers whilst drinking water! | |||
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"The word ‘gullible’ doesn’t show up on google searches. " ?? That’s because you’ve spelled it wrong!! There’s a silent Ka in front | |||
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"Men who wear glasses take longer to cum when wanking." Pushing their glasses back up their nose ....... puts them off their ‘stroke ‘ ? | |||
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"There are two thousand holes in Blackburn Lancashire. That's the same amount of holes it took to build the Albert hall. Four thousand to be precise " Did they have to count them all? | |||
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"There are two thousand holes in Blackburn Lancashire. That's the same amount of holes it took to build the Albert hall. Four thousand to be precise Did they have to count them all?" I love that song | |||
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"Its impossible to lick your own elbow " It's frowned upon to lick other peoples | |||
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"The swimming pools on the Titanic are still full today." But | |||
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"Its impossible to lick your own elbow It's frowned upon to lick other peoples " I know! What's that about? I just see it as me being friendly. | |||
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"Men in the Australian Walibri Tribe traditionally greet one another by shaking each others penises (one hopes that a prompt washing of hands is subsequently observed)" Do you know for how long, and how fast, and is there any YouTube footage? | |||
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