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By *easingtess OP   Woman
over a year ago

waterford

The swimming pools on the Titanic are still full today.

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By *easingtess OP   Woman
over a year ago

waterford

Please feel free to add yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fidel Castro had sex with 35 000 women.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha .

If we're going with that theme, a wild penguin can never get killed by a wild polar bear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

About 1 in 200 people are descendants of Genghis Khan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women blink twice as much as men per day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pigeons die after they have sex

... The one fucked did anyway.

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By *easingtess OP   Woman
over a year ago

waterford


"Pigeons die after they have sex

... The one fucked did anyway. "

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester

A rat can last longer than a camel without water

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you put your ear against somebody's knee you can almost hear them saying WHAT THE F*CK ARE YOU DOING

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester


"If you put your ear against somebody's knee you can almost hear them saying WHAT THE F*CK ARE YOU DOING "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gambling in libraries is illegal

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By *easingtess OP   Woman
over a year ago

waterford


"If you put your ear against somebody's knee you can almost hear them saying WHAT THE F*CK ARE YOU DOING

"

This made me laugh out loud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you took out all of the space between the atoms of every living human, the solid matter left of all 7 billion people would fit into the size of a cube of sugar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you fully stretched out your intestines from end to end you'd die...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Melting glaciers and icebergs make a distinctive fizzing noise known as "bergy seltzer".

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By *easingtess OP   Woman
over a year ago

waterford


"If you fully stretched out your intestines from end to end you'd die..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have Christmas because of Jesus.

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By *arry and AnnCouple
over a year ago

Louth


"If you put your ear against somebody's knee you can almost hear them saying WHAT THE F*CK ARE YOU DOING "

Love it

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By *osheaMan
over a year ago

manchester

Its illegal to sell fish on Sundays

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"If you took out all of the space between the atoms of every living human, the solid matter left of all 7 billion people would fit into the size of a cube of sugar."

Must be a fucking big sugar cube

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you took out all of the space between the atoms of every living human, the solid matter left of all 7 billion people would fit into the size of a cube of sugar.

Must be a fucking big sugar cube"

It's actually a normal size sugar cube

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Today is Colgate's birthday.

As it was yesterday, and will be tomorow.

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By *imandHerNottsCouple
over a year ago

North Notts

Fray Bentos is the president of Cuba ????

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By *ophieLouiseTV/TS
over a year ago

yorks

Silence is the most important note in music... without this we would just have continual noise!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The centre of a ring doughnut is calorie free.

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By *easingtess OP   Woman
over a year ago

waterford


"The centre of a ring doughnut is calorie free."

Oh that's good to know

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By *unguya2zMan
over a year ago

coventry..ish


"Women blink twice as much as men per day "

Men blink half as much as women per day

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By *unguya2zMan
over a year ago

coventry..ish

A polar bear one slipped up on a penguin at London zoo and landed on 13 more killing them all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Charlie Chaplin lost in a Charlie Chaplin look a like contest.

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By *easingtess OP   Woman
over a year ago

waterford


"Charlie Chaplin lost in a Charlie Chaplin look a like contest."

Actually wondering if this is true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men who wear glasses take longer to cum when wanking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its illegal to sell fish on Sundays"

But it's legal to sell shellfish on Sundays...

But only to yourself

It's called

Selfish Sell Shellfish Sunday

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Women are 4386% more complicated than men !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fun fact. If you say:

Selfish Sell Shellfish Sunday

...out loud, you need to wipe your phone screen afterwards...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 08/11/17 12:46:47]

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By *easingtess OP   Woman
over a year ago

waterford


"Men who wear glasses take longer to cum when wanking."

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Some sea slugs use a new penis every time they have sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fun smoking fact...

Most men who try Camel eventually go back to women.

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By *wisted2000Woman
over a year ago

under my rock cleethorpes

Polar bears are left handed

The youngest set of parents ever recorded were 7and 8 (I’m only 90% sure this is true)

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By *easingtess OP   Woman
over a year ago

waterford


"Polar bears are left handed

The youngest set of parents ever recorded were 7and 8 (I’m only 90% sure this is true) "

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By *oapysubmarineMan
over a year ago

rotherham

90% of male fab users think the user above is hot the other 10% fab cock pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All crisps made in the UK go out of date on a Saturday.

Waits 45 seconds for people to come back from kitchen....

Waits 45 more for them to check their Google calendars....

See. Told ya

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"

All crisps made in the UK go out of date on a Saturday.

Waits 45 seconds for people to come back from kitchen....

Waits 45 more for them to check their Google calendars....

See. Told ya"

^ it works lol

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Fun smoking fact...

Most men who try Camel eventually go back to women."

I gave up camel. They gave me the right hump!!

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By *easingtess OP   Woman
over a year ago

waterford


"Fun smoking fact...

Most men who try Camel eventually go back to women. I gave up camel. They gave me the right hump!! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

West Ham and Bolton were the first two teams to play an FA cup final at Wembley

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fun smoking fact...

Most men who try Camel eventually go back to women. I gave up camel. They gave me the right hump!! "

The dog just looked at me funny. That got a proper lol

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"Charlie Chaplin lost in a Charlie Chaplin look a like contest.

Actually wondering if this is true "

Happened to Groucho Marx too

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @


"The centre of a ring doughnut is calorie free."

PMSL.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Polar bears are left handed

The youngest set of parents ever recorded were 7and 8 (I’m only 90% sure this is true) "

Youngest parent on the world was 5, Lina Vanessa Medina.

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By *easingtess OP   Woman
over a year ago

waterford


"Polar bears are left handed

The youngest set of parents ever recorded were 7and 8 (I’m only 90% sure this is true)

Youngest parent on the world was 5, Lina Vanessa Medina.

"

You've got to be joking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Polar bears are left handed

The youngest set of parents ever recorded were 7and 8 (I’m only 90% sure this is true)

Youngest parent on the world was 5, Lina Vanessa Medina.

You've got to be joking "

Google tells you all about her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And the youngest father in the world was 12.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Driving a car in Las Vegas is illegal.

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"Silence is the most important note in music... without this we would just have continual noise!"

Or jazz as it's commonly called

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"Charlie Chaplin lost in a Charlie Chaplin look a like contest.

Actually wondering if this is true

Happened to Groucho Marx too"

Groucho Marx lost a Charlie Chaplin look-a-like contest???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dogs can see their own farts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If two light house keepers get married is their marriage on the rocks

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By *easingtess OP   Woman
over a year ago

waterford


"Charlie Chaplin lost in a Charlie Chaplin look a like contest.

Actually wondering if this is true

Happened to Groucho Marx too

Groucho Marx lost a Charlie Chaplin look-a-like contest??? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If two light house keepers get married is their marriage on the rocks"

Only if its Mr & Mrs Jack Daniels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fidel Castro had sex with 35 000 women. "
True, and they all tried to assassinate him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything that can dissolve in water can be recovered.

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre

The elephant is the only mammal that can't jump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The elephant is the only mammal that can't jump "

Ahh but an elephant can jump higher than a house.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Charlie Chaplin lost in a Charlie Chaplin look a like contest.

Actually wondering if this is true "

He came 3rd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you scaled the earths existence into 24 hours then humans have only been around for 45 seconds

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"Charlie Chaplin lost in a Charlie Chaplin look a like contest.

Actually wondering if this is true

Happened to Groucho Marx too

Groucho Marx lost a Charlie Chaplin look-a-like contest??? "

Wouldn’t have expected Groucho to win that one anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Charlie Chaplin lost in a Charlie Chaplin look a like contest.

Actually wondering if this is true

He came 3rd"

Anyone who has seen Lucky Number Slevin will confirm

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By *teve197_ukMan
over a year ago

Sutton Coldfield

Every time you say the c word a kitten dies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The swimming pools on the Titanic are still full today."

Haha I liked that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Every time you say the c word a kitten dies."

Meow... splat!

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By *leedsMan
over a year ago

Leeds

A hippopotamuses mammary milk is pink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve never had so many mentions in a thread in my life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In ancient Egypt it was common for ladies with a large cliterous to display them in the market place as it was thought that they posseded magical powers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In ancient Egypt it was common for ladies with a large cliterous to display them in the market place as it was thought that they posseded magical powers. "

*Possessed

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By *ogerNesszonesMan
over a year ago

Northern England

It's only when you look at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day that you realise just how often they burst into flames.

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By *easingtess OP   Woman
over a year ago

waterford


"The swimming pools on the Titanic are still full today.

Haha I liked that "

Me too and it's technically true

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By *appyhumper123Man
over a year ago

hull

Is crazy paving all its cracked up to be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cherophobia is the fear of fun.

ptu xxx

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

Penguins have knees.

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

The word 'Palindrome' is not a palindrome.

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By *easingtess OP   Woman
over a year ago

waterford


"Is crazy paving all its cracked up to be"

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

The span of your arms is the same as as your height.

Unless your me, my arms are 2"longer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In ancient Egypt it was common for ladies with a large cliterous to display them in the market place as it was thought that they posseded magical powers. "

Now they just show them on fab...

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By *ophieLouiseTV/TS
over a year ago

yorks

It is illegal to eat mince pies on Christmas day in England! X

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By *easingtess OP   Woman
over a year ago

waterford


"In ancient Egypt it was common for ladies with a large cliterous to display them in the market place as it was thought that they posseded magical powers.

Now they just show them on fab..."

This made me giggle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In ancient Egypt it was common for ladies with a large cliterous to display them in the market place as it was thought that they posseded magical powers.

Now they just show them on fab...

This made me giggle "

I'm sure the second best thing you could have on your lips is a smile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The swimming pools on the Titanic are still full today.

Haha I liked that

Me too and it's technically true "

Haha yeah suppose it is lol

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By *ungBlackTopMan
over a year ago

salford


"The centre of a ring doughnut is calorie free."

HAHAHAHAHA

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By *iker BullMan
over a year ago

leeds

A day on Venus is longer than a year on venus

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By *icenick1966Man
over a year ago

clowne

If you put a few flat black and white Lego pieces together, they make ideal Licorice Allsorts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The swimming pools on the Titanic are still full today.

Haha I liked that

Me too and it's technically true

Haha yeah suppose it is lol "

No its not. The Titanic was scrapped for spare parts.... the ship that never sank!

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By *ung-RobMan
over a year ago

Rickmansworth

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By *ung-RobMan
over a year ago

Rickmansworth


"Women blink twice as much as men per day

Men blink half as much as women per day"

And everyone blinked when they read this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women blink twice as much as men per day

Men blink half as much as women per day

And everyone blinked when they read this"

They aren't blinking! They are batting their eyes at you! And I thought I was bad at picking up 'signals'!

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By *ung-RobMan
over a year ago

Rickmansworth


"Women blink twice as much as men per day

Men blink half as much as women per day

And everyone blinked when they read this

They aren't blinking! They are batting their eyes at you! And I thought I was bad at picking up 'signals'!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Birds don’t urinate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some Eskimos use fridges to prevent their meat from freezing

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

The rock band AC/DC are not mega-stars. Indeed, their band members are proably unknown to most people. However their album Back in Black is the 2nd biggest selling album in history (behind Michael Jacksons Thriller).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nepal is the only country in the world that doesn't have a 4 sided flag.

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By *rozacMan
over a year ago

london

You can't spell advertisements without semen between the tits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They have brought out a new drug thats a hybrid between _rozac and viagra. If you don't get a fuck you don't give a fuck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Birds don’t urinate."

Mine does. Take her on a road trip and it's like she drank the Hoover Dam and sprung a leak!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The span of your arms is the same as as your height.

Unless your me, my arms are 2"longer!"

Think it's can be approximated to rather than is.

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By *evon DelightCouple
over a year ago

A town in Devon

76.21% of all statistics are made up.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The length from your wrist to your elbow is the same as the length of your foot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Theoretically travelling in a car at 60mph it would take the following length of time to travel to these various points in space

The moon 5 months

Mars 63 years

The sun 171 years

Nearest star Proxima Centauri 46 000 000 years

Centre of the milky way

300 000 000 000 years

Nearest galaxy Andromeda 922 337 203 685 477 years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Theoretically travelling in a car at 60mph it would take the following length of time to travel to these various points in space

The moon 5 months

Mars 63 years

The sun 171 years

Nearest star Proxima Centauri 46 000 000 years

Centre of the milky way

300 000 000 000 years

Nearest galaxy Andromeda 922 337 203 685 477 years

"

Sort of like being on the M25 at rush hour?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Banging your head against the wall burns 150 calories per hour

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By *ushandkittyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester


"Charlie Chaplin lost in a Charlie Chaplin look a like contest.

Actually wondering if this is true

He came 3rd"

Dolly Parton also came 3rd in a Dolly Parton look a like competition.......... to two transvestites.

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By *easingtess OP   Woman
over a year ago

waterford


"Banging your head against the wall burns 150 calories per hour"

I think I'll try that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Banging your head against the wall burns 150 calories per hour

I think I'll try that "

Paracetamol for the headache,and you're good to go!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Banging your head against the wall burns 150 calories per hour

I think I'll try that

Paracetamol for the headache,and you're good to go! "

Emporer Nero had a horse as one of his generals!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The swimming pools on the Titanic are still full today.

Haha I liked that

Me too and it's technically true

Haha yeah suppose it is lol

No its not. The Titanic was scrapped for spare parts.... the ship that never sank!"

I saw that documentary too it was brill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Banging your head against the wall burns 150 calories per hour"

Beats going to gym!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Challenger Deep in the Marianer Trench is the deepest known part of the ocean at 6.7 miles deep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are roughly 10 times more stars in the night sky than grains of sand in all the world's deserts and beaches

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

You once held a world record when you were born for being the youngest person on the planet

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"You once held a world record when you were born for being the youngest person on the planet "

Oooh err never thought of it that way..although I guess it would be jointly held but even so

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"You once held a world record when you were born for being the youngest person on the planet

Oooh err never thought of it that way..although I guess it would be jointly held but even so "

Yeah I guess you'd probably only hold it for a millisecond or share it with lots of others!

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By *amiePhuktMan
over a year ago

Bristol

Its impossible to lick your own elbow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are two thousand holes in Blackburn Lancashire. That's the same amount of holes it took to build the Albert hall.

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By *eanontiWoman
over a year ago

Limerick


"You can't spell advertisements without semen between the tits"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The following sentence can be read forwards and backwards the same

“do geese see god”

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes

The cure for the biggest killer in the world is growing naturally but the government make it illegal.. The research is a millionaire company

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By *easingtess OP   Woman
over a year ago

waterford


"Its impossible to lick your own elbow "

I actually tried this

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"You once held a world record when you were born for being the youngest person on the planet "
Wow that's an awesome fact . I'd never thought of that

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By *ushandkittyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester


"The following sentence can be read forwards and backwards the same

“do geese see god”"

Weird Al wrote a song that was all palindromic sentances, look for 'Bob' by him on you tube.

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

The head of a cock is mushroom-shaped, to catch and remove other men's spunk, natures way of "let the best man impregnate"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In 1923, jockey Frank Hayes won a race at Belmont Park in New York despite being dead — he suffered a heart attack mid-race, but his body stayed in the saddle until his horse crossed the line for a 20–1 outsider victory

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester

When a male bee climaxes, their testicles explode then they die.

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By *amiePhuktMan
over a year ago

Bristol


"Its impossible to lick your own elbow

I actually tried this "

Lol i bet a few others did as well

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By *appyhumper123Man
over a year ago

hull

It's Friday the before the weekend what could be more fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Picasso's full name is Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso

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By *imandHerNottsCouple
over a year ago

North Notts

Umbongo, despite what you’ve been brainwashed with isn’t even available in the Kongo!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its impossible to lick your own elbow "

No it's not. I can do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its impossible to lick your own elbow

I actually tried this "

Not true. I've actually seen someone do this. Yes she's on fab

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By *amiePhuktMan
over a year ago

Bristol


"Its impossible to lick your own elbow

I actually tried this

Not true. I've actually seen someone do this. Yes she's on fab "

Lol either double jointed or a very very long tongue !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its impossible to lick your own elbow

I actually tried this

Not true. I've actually seen someone do this. Yes she's on fab

Lol either double jointed or a very very long tongue !!! "

Extremely long tongue. Luckily she doesn't just use it for licking her elbow. A very beautiful sexy lady! Shes one of a kind!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can walk on water, when it freezes...

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire


"There are two thousand holes in Blackburn Lancashire. That's the same amount of holes it took to build the Albert hall."

Four thousand to be precise

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By *imandHerNottsCouple
over a year ago

North Notts


"You can walk on water, when it freezes..."

You can walk on freezers whilst drinking water!

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By *rLucky777Man
over a year ago

Leeds

The word ‘gullible’ doesn’t show up on google searches.

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By *imandHerNottsCouple
over a year ago

North Notts


"The word ‘gullible’ doesn’t show up on google searches. "

?? That’s because you’ve spelled it wrong!! There’s a silent Ka in front

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By *ewbie1972Man
over a year ago

Somewhere


"Men who wear glasses take longer to cum when wanking."

Pushing their glasses back up their nose ....... puts them off their ‘stroke ‘ ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The closest milk (enzyme for enzyme, goodness levels) from a human is from a donkey..

Hands up who likes cows milk!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ww1 peace treaty was signed at 5am on 11th of november.

the French wanted a more symbolic time of midday and sold the idea to the Brits as 11.11.11.

8000 men died between 5am and 11am.

our last at 09:30.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There are two thousand holes in Blackburn Lancashire. That's the same amount of holes it took to build the Albert hall.

Four thousand to be precise "

Did they have to count them all?

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By *ewbie1972Man
over a year ago

Somewhere


"There are two thousand holes in Blackburn Lancashire. That's the same amount of holes it took to build the Albert hall.

Four thousand to be precise

Did they have to count them all?"

I love that song

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.

The Earth would fit into the Sun 13 million times...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its impossible to lick your own elbow "

It's frowned upon to lick other peoples

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By *ewbie1972Man
over a year ago

Somewhere

Seeing as it’s Remembrance Sunday

Every Victoria Cross is made from Chinese built cannons captured from the Russians by the British during the Crimean war

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By *RnMrsFreakCouple
over a year ago

Hull,England

1 in 12 men and 1 in 200 women are colourblind.

You can't fold a piece of paper in half more than 8 times.

If my cock was 8 times longer it would be an inch longer than my wife.

All true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The swimming pools on the Titanic are still full today."

But

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Majority of sharks only attack wet people

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By *adyLucknGamblersCouple
over a year ago

Harwich / Colchester

For men, sex burns between 100 and 200 calories on average. On the other hand, it only burns approximately 69 calories for women.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In case if being caught in a avalanche the first thing to din bus try to clear your face and spit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sharks will only bite you if you're wet

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Men in the Australian Walibri Tribe traditionally greet one another by shaking each others penises (one hopes that a prompt washing of hands is subsequently observed)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its impossible to lick your own elbow

It's frowned upon to lick other peoples "

I know! What's that about? I just see it as me being friendly.

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.


"Men in the Australian Walibri Tribe traditionally greet one another by shaking each others penises (one hopes that a prompt washing of hands is subsequently observed)"

Do you know for how long, and how fast, and is there any YouTube footage?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The male sea horse has the babies

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By *imandHerNottsCouple
over a year ago

North Notts

The room from which the phrase ‘room temperature’ is located in Scunthorpe and its main use is checking the calibration of air conditioning equipment.

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