FabSwingers.com forum: Too old to swing........

By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

You are NOT allowed polite sympathetic answer ( unless you are Jo. She can't help herself )

You have to be honest.

What is the age to stop swinging?

Answers from the over 90's only please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When it stops bringing you pleasure Granny ?

I is getting on, but a little way of 90 btw %*..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm slowing up a bit now Granny, so by the time Funky has his leaving party, I may be ready to leave too. xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

holds cigar in one hand, forked fingers in the V salute the other...

We will never, surrender! ;o)

Wolf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"holds cigar in one hand, forked fingers in the V salute the other...

We will never, surrender! ;o)

Wolf

"I am a warrior"....PIL....and the irrepressible John Lydon

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

What's the swinging equivalent of the Derby and Joan ....

Should we organise an over sixites shindig .... ?

The images in my noggin are doing Nuttin' for me....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you want to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My libido is definitely slowing down...

In my twenties I was preoccupied with sex....

These days I can go days without thinking about it......I actually find that quite liberating...

Yeah...the image of seventy olds having an orgy are kinda erm...I was going to say squalid....but thats not what I mean..mabye less dignified....

Thats not right either....I`m waffling, but intrigued with the subject...

Youngsters with flawless features do nothing at all fer me....I`m quite accepting of cellulite, stretch marks, wobbles...

Quite where I`d draw the line is difficult to answer..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In only seven years from now, I'll be over sixty..... scary thought!

My kids will have eventually all left home, only one of my dogs will still remain.

I'll be that unwashed unloved bag lady hoarder alone in her house and avoided by the neighbours.

So what's new I hear you say!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"When you want to.

Okay .... but logically .. there will be a time when people WANT to play and are ABLE to play but stats are against them...

What age is that ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I am too frail to lift my bum/leg/whatever!

Mind you, I can still enjoy oral just by lying on my back!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you want to.

Okay .... but logically .. there will be a time when people WANT to play and are ABLE to play but stats are against them...

What age is that ?"

i would think that would vary greatly from person to person as in how well they have aged i guess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You are NOT allowed polite sympathetic answer ( unless you are Jo. She can't help herself )

You have to be honest.

What is the age to stop swinging?

Answers from the over 90's only please.

when yr dead and buried...and sniffing the daffodils..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lady of 75, would stuggle fer mail....I would guess....thats an arbitary figure....

Dunno the age whereby you would stop being sexually attractive to others...

Theres a big market in granny porn...wether thats just in the realm of fantasy...I dunno...

Dunno ...dunno...

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By *lackboaWoman
over a year ago

greenock

the answer Granny......is when theres nobody left that wants to shag yer........I'm older than you.....and still firing on all cylinders......but....i take your point...the day will come when its not fun anymore....or the aches and pians the next day outweigh the fun......it hasnt happenned yet though.....Ibuprofen is a fabulous thing !!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't think it's an age thing really. Everyone gets old, so there will always be people the same age as you are. Afterall, all the playmates are getting older too.

I think the time comes when it stops being fun anymore, you don't get all tingly on the way to your meet.

This isn't always an age thing. Some people just move on to another phase in their lives.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When the Whist Drive is more appealing than your Sex Drive?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmmmm older women

Though it's all relevant anyone I feel like an old git at 37 ahhh to be in my 20s again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sadly the attitude of out of sight out of minds prevails on this island...

Quite sad really..

I`ve no experience of nursing homes etc..but wonder at the attitude that exists within that care industry...

Do they welcome the fumblings of the geriatic, seeing it as a human need or desire...

Off topic I know..its not something thats spoke about very often...

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

Dave..... that is the most interesting thought i've read on here for some time x

provocative, scary , funny , ironic .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when the cobwebs start developing

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By *evilwolfCouple
over a year ago

Leicestershire

"Sadly the attitude of out of sight out of minds prevails on this island...

Quite sad really..

I`ve no experience of nursing homes etc..but wonder at the attitude that exists within that care industry...

Do they welcome the fumblings of the geriatic, seeing it as a human need or desire...

Off topic I know..its not something thats spoke about very often..."

I'd run a nursing home for swingers... I've even thought of a name for it...

dunshaggin

Wolf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A dear friend of mine maintained a healthy sex life until she was 80 (she had a toy boy of 75) and, as she always told me "never give it up unless you have to, it keeps you young, alert and vital".

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

Now C'mon ......

Some of you are confusing Swinging with Sex...

I said Swinging......

Im NEVER giving up sex. Never.

There HAS to come a time when your pension ( I can't stop laughing now ) just WON'T cover your costs......

I feel a new thread coming on ....

Then I have to get some work done or face the wrath of those who must be obeyed.....( me really )

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

When you have to lube everything up with duck fat and the knitting pattern still looks more appealing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you no longer get one line messages from single males saying "fck na plx!!!!oneone!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When getting up from my knees takes 2 hours longer than when I got down

When I have to carry KY instead of lipgloss

When my stockings are designed to help varicous veins rather than seamed lace top

When part of my swinging wardrobe includes a tartan rug for my knees and instead of heels my feet are enclosed in those furry heated foot warmer things

When my nipples get sore from scraping the floor (that day is certainly nearing)

When my teeth are wrapped around a cock after he's pulled out of my mouth

When swallowing cum is appreciated as a warm drink rather than a sexy thing

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By *hechairman18Man
over a year ago

Salford Quays , Manchester

I'm old guy, and I'm still swinging.

My problem is that it is getting really difficult trying to fake an orgasm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sadly the attitude of out of sight out of minds prevails on this island...

Quite sad really..

I`ve no experience of nursing homes etc..but wonder at the attitude that exists within that care industry...

Do they welcome the fumblings of the geriatic, seeing it as a human need or desire...

Off topic I know..its not something thats spoke about very often..."

When the night nurse comes round with the sleeping pills she could also dish out the viagra too.

Fucking 'ell, the heart monitors would be going off like car alarms

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"Sadly the attitude of out of sight out of minds prevails on this island...

Quite sad really..

I`ve no experience of nursing homes etc..but wonder at the attitude that exists within that care industry...

Do they welcome the fumblings of the geriatic, seeing it as a human need or desire...

Off topic I know..its not something thats spoke about very often...

When the night nurse comes round with the sleeping pills she could also dish out the viagra too.

Fucking 'ell, the heart monitors would be going off like car alarms

Jack!! great image ...snoring totem poles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How strait is the gate ...when the penis pump is locked away...

Delayed gratification emblazoned on the dinner plates..

I`d prolly dribble too !!..

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"How strait is the gate ...when the penis pump is locked away...

Delayed gratification emblazoned on the dinner plates..

I`d prolly dribble too !!.."

You have nice breasts Dave.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How strait is the gate ...when the penis pump is locked away...

Delayed gratification emblazoned on the dinner plates..

I`d prolly dribble too !!..

You have nice breasts Dave."

Still firm and pert Granny....

This must be my proudest moment..

Thank you x

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

You have a cute pussy too ......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You have a cute pussy too ...... "

It makes my blood run pink with blushes Granny x

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By *ricky_DickyMan
over a year ago

Mirfield

"Now C'mon ......

Some of you are confusing Swinging with Sex...

I said Swinging......

Im NEVER giving up sex. Never.

There HAS to come a time when your pension ( I can't stop laughing now ) just WON'T cover your costs......

I feel a new thread coming on ....

Then I have to get some work done or face the wrath of those who must be obeyed.....( me really ) "

Granny financial restraints don't just affect the older swingers on pensions. I too am on a very low income, benefits don't go very far. I just have to be selective in who I meet and watch the pennies.

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

when it becomes a chore

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By *ricky_DickyMan
over a year ago

Mirfield

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

46 lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you loose your sex drive

or people stop asking to meet you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"46 lol xx

You are already knackered then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When getting up from my knees takes 2 hours longer than when I got down

When I have to carry KY instead of lipgloss

When my stockings are designed to help varicous veins rather than seamed lace top

When part of my swinging wardrobe includes a tartan rug for my knees and instead of heels my feet are enclosed in those furry heated foot warmer things

When my nipples get sore from scraping the floor (that day is certainly nearing)

When my teeth are wrapped around a cock after he's pulled out of my mouth

When swallowing cum is appreciated as a warm drink rather than a sexy thing

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Bet you can't wait for that day to come. NOT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you still get an itch.........scratch it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I finally retire, which will be probably around the age of seventy the way things are going, I intend to fill the suddenly vacant 70 hours a week I usually spend working with allsorts that I don't have enough time for in my opinion right now. I'm going to put my weight training routine into overdrive for a start, sessions fitted around 15 hour days will instead become four days a week but fully body workouts averaging 3 hours a day as I will finally have the time to get my body to as near to what I want as possible.

I'll spend a couple of hours each day doing things with the house and garden so its exactly the place I want to live in pretty swiftly rather than work in progress. And most of all I'll finally have the time to indulge in all pleasures of the flesh that I would like, rather than getting rare days off with not much notice that I have to somehow squeeze meets into. Viagra exists and if I happen to need it in my seventies I have no qualms about using it!

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

When the zimmer gets in the way of the spit roast.

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By *eglieanCouple
over a year ago

Torbay

30 and not a day over. Then lie about your age for the next 50 years...

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"30 and not a day over. Then lie about your age for the next 50 years..."

How many thirty year old women have muzzies , thick tights and stand in Post Office queues same time and day every week ?

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

For me personally, I would consider stopping if I was not fit anymore. Simple...

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