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"I sent a message to a single guy today. He came, looked at our profile, and signed out without replying. Unbelievable! " Maybe I'll send another in a few hours. And another after that....just in case he didn't see the others? Yes, I will. | |||
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"Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear, who would do such a thing? " It is against forum rules to name and shame. I don’t want sending on holiday unless it’s somewhere hot | |||
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"I sent a message to a single guy today. He came, looked at our profile, and signed out without replying. Unbelievable! Maybe I'll send another in a few hours. And another after that....just in case he didn't see the others? Yes, I will. " Send some abuse if he keeps up this charade. | |||
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"I sent a message to a single guy today. He came, looked at our profile, and signed out without replying. Unbelievable! Maybe I'll send another in a few hours. And another after that....just in case he didn't see the others? Yes, I will. " That's the spirit ... pester them into a meet. I've heard it works | |||
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"Shocking form!! How dare a male delete a message without reply " I know I’m hurt! | |||
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"So I plucked up the courage and sent a message but it was deleted without reply. Wtf? " I will reply to all messages | |||
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"Why would ya men take time to reply to something that actually requires us to read and everyone knows men don’t read profiles, so they’re hardly going to read a message are they " I know, hardly anyone reads the shit you write, they just look at the pics | |||
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"So I plucked up the courage and sent a message but it was deleted without reply. Wtf? I will reply to all messages" The thing that just flew overhead...was a joke | |||
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"Start a couple different profiles and see if he bites on one of those " Nah I think he’s a twunt | |||
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"So I plucked up the courage and sent a message but it was deleted without reply. Wtf? " his loss | |||
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"Did you send a Vag pic again? " Fucksake I haven’t sent those since you told me it looked awful | |||
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"Start a couple different profiles and see if he bites on one of those Nah I think he’s a twunt " Oh..that was from you?! | |||
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"Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear, who would do such a thing? It is against forum rules to name and shame. I don’t want sending on holiday unless it’s somewhere hot " To paraphrase Lord Blackadder, sarcasm to you is just a word beginning with "S". | |||
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"Its terrible isn’t it, however imagine that said person doesn’t log on a daily basis and when he does he has an inbox of 900 messages all saying 'No thanks' can you imagine having to reply to even half of them. I’m sorry but a deleted message is an indication of they’re not interested." Hmmm maybe | |||
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"Why would ya men take time to reply to something that actually requires us to read and everyone knows men don’t read profiles, so they’re hardly going to read a message are they I know, hardly anyone reads the shit you write, they just look at the pics " This is why I’m surprised, you’re pics are great | |||
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"So I plucked up the courage and sent a message but it was deleted without reply. Wtf? " As I said, you are on our hotlist. I would at least reply. | |||
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"Did you send a Vag pic again? Fucksake I haven’t sent those since you told me it looked awful " Lol.... | |||
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"Its terrible isn’t it, however imagine that said person doesn’t log on a daily basis and when he does he has an inbox of 900 messages all saying 'No thanks' can you imagine having to reply to even half of them. I’m sorry but a deleted message is an indication of they’re not interested. Hmmm maybe " But no, just must be an ignorant dickhead | |||
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"I sent a message to a single guy today. He came, looked at our profile, and signed out without replying. Unbelievable! " Clearly he was bonkers! x | |||
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"You have to understand, some of us get thousands of messages and we cant respond to them all." Well I know that, I have read the rules | |||
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"So I plucked up the courage and sent a message but it was deleted without reply. Wtf? As I said, you are on our hotlist. I would at least reply. " Oh really, thanks | |||
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"I sent a message to a single guy today. He came, looked at our profile, and signed out without replying. Unbelievable! Maybe I'll send another in a few hours. And another after that....just in case he didn't see the others? Yes, I will. Send some abuse if he keeps up this charade. " Naturally! | |||
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"Its terrible isn’t it, however imagine that said person doesn’t log on a daily basis and when he does he has an inbox of 900 messages all saying 'No thanks' can you imagine having to reply to even half of them. I’m sorry but a deleted message is an indication of they’re not interested. Hmmm maybe But no, just must be an ignorant dickhead " Could be, I’ll never know twunt | |||
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"Too many shots of your cleavage. Once you've seen one cleavage you've seen them all. . " Ahh sorry but I didn’t ask for profile advice | |||
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"Did you send a Vag pic again? Fucksake I haven’t sent those since you told me it looked awful " Maybe try sending one where you've shoved a Sky Remote up there? I hear it's the be all and end all of genitalia pics. | |||
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"Try the old.... could you explain why you didnt respond to previous message, message. That is always a good move " I can’t be arsed, I thought I looked okay but I obviously have a face like a smacked arse! | |||
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"Did you send a Vag pic again? Fucksake I haven’t sent those since you told me it looked awful Maybe try sending one where you've shoved a Sky Remote up there? I hear it's the be all and end all of genitalia pics." Oh really? Tried and tested? Maybe I should do that | |||
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"Did you send a Vag pic again? Fucksake I haven’t sent those since you told me it looked awful Maybe try sending one where you've shoved a Sky Remote up there? I hear it's the be all and end all of genitalia pics. Oh really? Tried and tested? Maybe I should do that " Sky remote is so last season, I heard a Pringles tin was all the rage! | |||
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"Did you send a Vag pic again? Fucksake I haven’t sent those since you told me it looked awful Maybe try sending one where you've shoved a Sky Remote up there? I hear it's the be all and end all of genitalia pics." Actually, that's not too stupid an idea because it would give us men an indication of the potential fit! | |||
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"Did you send a Vag pic again? Fucksake I haven’t sent those since you told me it looked awful Maybe try sending one where you've shoved a Sky Remote up there? I hear it's the be all and end all of genitalia pics. Oh really? Tried and tested? Maybe I should do that Sky remote is so last season, I heard a Pringles tin was all the rage! " Xmas themed | |||
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"Splitting my sides so hard at this most amusing thread." Haha it’s funny isn’t it. | |||
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"So I plucked up the courage and sent a message but it was deleted without reply. Wtf? " So...they know you? | |||
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"I sent a message to a single guy today. He came, looked at our profile, and signed out without replying. Unbelievable! Maybe I'll send another in a few hours. And another after that....just in case he didn't see the others? Yes, I will. " Good plan | |||
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"So I plucked up the courage and sent a message but it was deleted without reply. Wtf? " I'm sick of you women treating all us men like pieces of meat. Always demanding cock pics for your wank library. This isn't Instashag, we men are sensitive souls and need to be wooed. | |||
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"Instead of the sky remote try a banana, that way you will be offering sex and a snack at the same time. Offering food is often a good way to lure these pesky elusive men into your lair XXX" Bugger, that’s upped the competition now | |||
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"So I plucked up the courage and sent a message but it was deleted without reply. Wtf? " Plan B, copy and paste, "Fancy a shag" and send hundreds of those out. That should work | |||
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"when single guys message to a couple or female am sure 90% of the messages get deleted so don't know why u moaning about one guy " You missing the irony here? | |||
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"Try the old.... could you explain why you didnt respond to previous message, message. That is always a good move I can’t be arsed, I thought I looked okay but I obviously have a face like a smacked arse! " You know if you had said something more than "Fancy a fuck?" I might have considered it. I'm off to meet the girl who messaged "Fancy a fuck, sexy?" | |||
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"So I plucked up the courage and sent a message but it was deleted without reply. Wtf? I'm sick of you women treating all us men like pieces of meat. Always demanding cock pics for your wank library. This isn't Instashag, we men are sensitive souls and need to be wooed." True dat. We're not free prostitutes you can order like Pizza delivery! I'm so hurt right now. | |||
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"So I plucked up the courage and sent a message but it was deleted without reply. Wtf? I'm sick of you women treating all us men like pieces of meat. Always demanding cock pics for your wank library. This isn't Instashag, we men are sensitive souls and need to be wooed. True dat. We're not free prostitutes you can order like Pizza delivery! I'm so hurt right now." But I hadn’t even asked him for a shag! maybe that’s where I went wrong! | |||
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"So I plucked up the courage and sent a message but it was deleted without reply. Wtf? " Not just men by any means. It happens to me with ladies | |||
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"So I plucked up the courage and sent a message but it was deleted without reply. Wtf? I'm sick of you women treating all us men like pieces of meat. Always demanding cock pics for your wank library. This isn't Instashag, we men are sensitive souls and need to be wooed. True dat. We're not free prostitutes you can order like Pizza delivery! I'm so hurt right now. But I hadn’t even asked him for a shag! maybe that’s where I went wrong! " The next step is to go to the support section and moan about the site and the men in it. Some men feel so guilty about rejecting you that you can actually get a shag out of it! If that doesn't work delete your profile as a form of protest and create a new profile 2 days later..... | |||
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"Quite a few low flying jokes overhead this morning " Some people come to this battle of wits unarmed it seems. | |||
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"I sent a message to a single guy today. He came, looked at our profile, and signed out without replying. Unbelievable! Maybe I'll send another in a few hours. And another after that....just in case he didn't see the others? Yes, I will. " Make sure any follow up messages you send are an exact copy of the first one. I've heard men love it when you do that.... | |||
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"I sent a message to a single guy today. He came, looked at our profile, and signed out without replying. Unbelievable! Maybe I'll send another in a few hours. And another after that....just in case he didn't see the others? Yes, I will. Make sure any follow up messages you send are an exact copy of the first one. I've heard men love it when you do that.... " That new inbox will show then how much you want to meet them. Gotta be a winner | |||
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"So I plucked up the courage and sent a message but it was deleted without reply. Wtf? Plan B, copy and paste, "Fancy a shag" and send hundreds of those out. That should work " It was you then. How many times does a guy have to say no reply= not interested | |||
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"So I plucked up the courage and sent a message but it was deleted without reply. Wtf? " The bloody cheek! Did you attach a vaj pic though? Apparently guys need their minds stimulated, who knew?! | |||
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"So I plucked up the courage and sent a message but it was deleted without reply. Wtf? " Unbelievable; Shocking; Doesn't he know who you are!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! . How Dare He; pmsl | |||
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"So I plucked up the courage and sent a message but it was deleted without reply. Wtf? The bloody cheek! Did you attach a vaj pic though? Apparently guys need their minds stimulated, who knew?! " No I didn’t, I did ask him if he fancied a fuck, that’s the error of my way! | |||
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"So I plucked up the courage and sent a message but it was deleted without reply. Wtf? " Welcome to our world my dear | |||
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"Look you ladies have to realise that us guys are inundated.. We have so many messages, one maybe two a year that we cant possibly read them all.. You have to entice us, stand out from the crowd.. Don't just send us pictures of your tits, fanny and arse.. be more creative.. we want to see lack and white, half naked on a mountain top with a snow leopard just barely covering your lady garden.. AND... if your message remains yellow and is unread for 15 seconds then our internet connection has probably died " ^ | |||
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"So I plucked up the courage and sent a message but it was deleted without reply. Wtf? " Made me giggle | |||
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"So I plucked up the courage and sent a message but it was deleted without reply. Wtf? The bloody cheek! Did you attach a vaj pic though? Apparently guys need their minds stimulated, who knew?! No I didn’t, I did ask him if he fancied a fuck, that’s the error of my way! " Looking at your profile , he's a silly boy | |||
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"Sent some guy a cunt pic, he completely blanked me, bet you he's in the bloody closet. Dunno why he's wasting genuine women's time by not responding." The twat. | |||
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"So I plucked up the courage and sent a message but it was deleted without reply. Wtf? " Just damn rude | |||
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"So I plucked up the courage and sent a message but it was deleted without reply. Wtf? " I told you no unsolicited vag pics | |||
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"So I plucked up the courage and sent a message but it was deleted without reply. Wtf? " So I plucked up the courage and sent a message and it was answered . Wtf? ? | |||
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"Yes OP. All we men want is a little bit of respect. Is that too much to ask? " | |||
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"So I plucked up the courage and sent a message but it was deleted without reply. Wtf? I told you no unsolicited vag pics " I know I know. Sorry about those | |||
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"So I plucked up the courage and sent a message but it was deleted without reply. Wtf? " I sent you a message and you didn't reply lol | |||
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"So I plucked up the courage and sent a message but it was deleted without reply. Wtf? " Probably because he sent you one weeks or months before, and you deleted it without reply. | |||
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"It was obviously your opening line. No need for niceties. I find 'you have a face I want to sit on' ,or 'I'm going to make you my gush slut' works well. And if he still doesn't answer after that, then he deserves an abuse message before being blocked. " Hehe may try that! | |||
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"Did you send a Vag pic again? Fucksake I haven’t sent those since you told me it looked awful Maybe try sending one where you've shoved a Sky Remote up there? I hear it's the be all and end all of genitalia pics. Oh really? Tried and tested? Maybe I should do that Sky remote is so last season, I heard a Pringles tin was all the rage! " Make sure you leave the lid end out so the pringles are still accessible. As forvthe OP, you clearly have appalling taste in men....... | |||
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"So I plucked up the courage and sent a message but it was deleted without reply. Wtf? I sent you a message and you didn't reply lol " Yeah I know sorry about that | |||
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"So I plucked up the courage and sent a message but it was deleted without reply. Wtf? " I have just checked my inbox. Are you sure you sent it? | |||
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"Did you send a Vag pic again? Fucksake I haven’t sent those since you told me it looked awful Maybe try sending one where you've shoved a Sky Remote up there? I hear it's the be all and end all of genitalia pics. Oh really? Tried and tested? Maybe I should do that Sky remote is so last season, I heard a Pringles tin was all the rage! Make sure you leave the lid end out so the pringles are still accessible. As forvthe OP, you clearly have appalling taste in men....... " Thanks, I have realised the error of my ways now | |||
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"I just wasted half my day chatting to what appeared to be an extraordinarily good looking bi guy. Only to discover that it was just another single woman posing as a guy using stolen pics. I swear half of the guys on this site are pathetic lonely single women. Thinking of leaving fab..." | |||
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"I'm just suggesting this as an idea to fab. We men need three buttons. 1) I'm fine. Thanks for asking. 2) No I don't fancy a fuck. But thanks for asking 3) When you have something interesting to say please feel free to message me. Until then just wank to my cock pics until the urge passes. This would help us guys with thousands of messages we receive from desperate ladies on an hourly basis. " | |||
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" All I want to know is whether Sky voids warranties on remotes sent back damaged by "jizzy/quim juice cocktails". And if so is it specifically covered in the T&Cs" Wouldn’t have any idea, I don’t have sky, I’m a virgin | |||
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"So I plucked up the courage and sent a message but it was deleted without reply. Wtf? " Happens to me 25 times a day | |||
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" All I want to know is whether Sky voids warranties on remotes sent back damaged by "jizzy/quim juice cocktails". And if so is it specifically covered in the T&Cs Wouldn’t have any idea, I don’t have sky, I’m a virgin " Typical female. Trying the old hard luck story.... "I haven't had sex before" to play on men's sympathetic nature.... well it only works so many times! | |||
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" All I want to know is whether Sky voids warranties on remotes sent back damaged by "jizzy/quim juice cocktails". And if so is it specifically covered in the T&Cs Wouldn’t have any idea, I don’t have sky, I’m a virgin Typical female. Trying the old hard luck story.... "I haven't had sex before" to play on men's sympathetic nature.... well it only works so many times!" I meant I have virgin and not sky | |||
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" All I want to know is whether Sky voids warranties on remotes sent back damaged by "jizzy/quim juice cocktails". And if so is it specifically covered in the T&Cs Wouldn’t have any idea, I don’t have sky, I’m a virgin Typical female. Trying the old hard luck story.... "I haven't had sex before" to play on men's sympathetic nature.... well it only works so many times! I meant I have virgin and not sky " Good Lord that's a nice bum you have! Anyway, I'd be more impressed by a girl gauging herself with a Firestick remote than a Sky one, nobody wants to be throwing a hot dog through the Arc De Triomph lol | |||
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"So I plucked up the courage and sent a message but it was deleted without reply. Wtf? " What? He's clearly an up his arse fat slag! | |||
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"So I plucked up the courage and sent a message but it was deleted without reply. Wtf? What? He's clearly an up his arse fat slag! " I know the bloody cheek! | |||
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" All I want to know is whether Sky voids warranties on remotes sent back damaged by "jizzy/quim juice cocktails". And if so is it specifically covered in the T&Cs Wouldn’t have any idea, I don’t have sky, I’m a virgin Typical female. Trying the old hard luck story.... "I haven't had sex before" to play on men's sympathetic nature.... well it only works so many times! I meant I have virgin and not sky Good Lord that's a nice bum you have! Anyway, I'd be more impressed by a girl gauging herself with a Firestick remote than a Sky one, nobody wants to be throwing a hot dog through the Arc De Triomph lol " | |||
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"So I plucked up the courage and sent a message but it was deleted without reply. Wtf? " must be mad | |||
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"I sent a message to a single guy today. He came, looked at our profile, and signed out without replying. Unbelievable! Maybe I'll send another in a few hours. And another after that....just in case he didn't see the others? Yes, I will. " | |||
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"Did you send a Vag pic again? Fucksake I haven’t sent those since you told me it looked awful Maybe try sending one where you've shoved a Sky Remote up there? I hear it's the be all and end all of genitalia pics." I'm always loosing my remote . Lol | |||
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"Is it White Knight time yet? Ahem Bloody men letting us all down and showing us all in a bad light - you’re an absolute stunner OP and I apologise on behalf of all men on here PS fancy a meet - I’ll happily send a pic of my cock next to a USB stick " Haha | |||
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"Did you send a Vag pic again? Fucksake I haven’t sent those since you told me it looked awful Maybe try sending one where you've shoved a Sky Remote up there? I hear it's the be all and end all of genitalia pics.I'm always loosing my remote . Lol" Stop shoving it up your ass then! | |||
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"Did you send a Vag pic again? Fucksake I haven’t sent those since you told me it looked awful Maybe try sending one where you've shoved a Sky Remote up there? I hear it's the be all and end all of genitalia pics.I'm always loosing my remote . Lol" Interesting if you have a new Sky Q Box !! | |||
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"Is it White Knight time yet? Ahem Bloody men letting us all down and showing us all in a bad light - you’re an absolute stunner OP and I apologise on behalf of all men on here PS fancy a meet - I’ll happily send a pic of my cock next to a USB stick " Congratulations! Please cut out and present this voucher at your local hardware store: ********************************** For Services to Damsels In Distress. This voucher entitles the holder to one can of Brasso to keep that armour spic and span. Only one voucher per Knight. Multiple exploits of derring-do are non-transferrable. Voucher has no cash value. Voucher must be presented with the recipient mounted on his trusty steed. ********************************** | |||
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"OP it isn't really your fault. You're not the first lady to join this site with unrealistic expectations and perceptions. The reality is just because you have the most increadible drop dead gorgeous body, amazing breasts, the most spankable bottom ever and lips I could kiss all night, doesn't mean I'm automatically jump into bed with you. We men like to feel that we have been wooed and won over and not that we are just another trophy or notch on your bedpost. Sorry to disillusion you." Ahh that’s me told then and I can’t even do the crying emoji | |||
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"OP it isn't really your fault. You're not the first lady to join this site with unrealistic expectations and perceptions. The reality is just because you have the most increadible drop dead gorgeous body, amazing breasts, the most spankable bottom ever and lips I could kiss all night, doesn't mean I'm automatically jump into bed with you. We men like to feel that we have been wooed and won over and not that we are just another trophy or notch on your bedpost. Sorry to disillusion you. Ahh that’s me told then " ftfy | |||
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"I sent a message to a single guy today. He came, looked at our profile, and signed out without replying. Unbelievable! It’s bloody ridiculous. I’d message you back " "And guys if your avatar is a picture of your cock, or you have a public gallery full of pictures of your cock it's highly unlikely I'll respond." Would you.....would you? | |||
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"So I plucked up the courage and sent a message but it was deleted without reply. Wtf? " Send it to me i woodount delete it | |||
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"I sent a message to a single guy today. He came, looked at our profile, and signed out without replying. Unbelievable! It’s bloody ridiculous. I’d message you back "And guys if your avatar is a picture of your cock, or you have a public gallery full of pictures of your cock it's highly unlikely I'll respond." Would you.....would you?" At least you’ve read my profile! | |||
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"I think your sarcasm is wasted on the masses...." Totally | |||
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"So I plucked up the courage and sent a message but it was deleted without reply. Wtf? " I love this thread. Who knew women got ignored as well. All is well in the land of fab | |||
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"So I plucked up the courage and sent a message but it was deleted without reply. Wtf? I love this thread. Who knew women got ignored as well. All is well in the land of fab " Who'd have thunk it right? But if it's on the internet it has to be true. | |||
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"I think your sarcasm is wasted on the masses...." I'm actually surprised just how many people are missing the sarcasm of the thread. | |||
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"I think your sarcasm is wasted on the masses.... I'm actually surprised just how many people are missing the sarcasm of the thread. " It’s not just the Americans that don’t understand irony besides the deafening din of clippety clop, clippety clop drowns out the subtle whisper of ironic humour | |||
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"I sent a message to a single guy today. He came, looked at our profile, and signed out without replying. Unbelievable! Maybe I'll send another in a few hours. And another after that....just in case he didn't see the others? Yes, I will. Send some abuse if he keeps up this charade. " | |||
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"What’s a message " Its a thing women get from site support to remind them to renew their subscriptions.... | |||
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"What’s a message Its a thing women get from site support to remind them to renew their subscriptions...." I got one of those last week, I deleted it | |||
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"I think your sarcasm is wasted on the masses.... I'm actually surprised just how many people are missing the sarcasm of the thread. It’s not just the Americans that don’t understand irony besides the deafening din of clippety clop, clippety clop drowns out the subtle whisper of ironic humour " Steady on old chap! Those guys don't take these things lightly. You can't even flip Mr Pres the birdie any more. As we speak they are re-aiming the missiles from North Korea to us....!!! | |||
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"Bugger, I thought this was some sort of recruitment drive. " Hehe | |||
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"What’s a message Its a thing women get from site support to remind them to renew their subscriptions.... I got one of those last week, I deleted it " Mine usually get purged along with the bulk delete of messages I do once a day. | |||
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"So I plucked up the courage and sent a message but it was deleted without reply. Wtf? " Fab straight. | |||
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"So I plucked up the courage and sent a message but it was deleted without reply. Wtf? Fab straight. " I think you hit the nail right on the head! | |||
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"So I plucked up the courage and sent a message but it was deleted without reply. Wtf? " Do you know how many messages we get on a daily basis? Put jelly in your reply to show you've read my post. | |||
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"So I plucked up the courage and sent a message but it was deleted without reply. Wtf? Do you know how many messages we get on a daily basis? Put jelly in your reply to show you've read my post. " That’s too much effort sorry | |||
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"I sent a message to a single guy today. He came, looked at our profile, and signed out without replying. Unbelievable! It’s bloody ridiculous. I’d message you back "And guys if your avatar is a picture of your cock, or you have a public gallery full of pictures of your cock it's highly unlikely I'll respond." Would you.....would you? At least you’ve read my profile! " Of course. All men read profiles. It's only women on here who don't. Nobody used my "if you've read this put 'I have a wafty minge' in the subject heading or I'll just delete it" instruction | |||
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"So I plucked up the courage and sent a message but it was deleted without reply. Wtf? Do you know how many messages we get on a daily basis? Put jelly in your reply to show you've read my post. That’s too much effort sorry " Typical single female | |||
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"I've only been here 6 minutes and I've already got 237690 messages... And I'm just a silouette... Errr what does FAF mean " You need to set up your filters and select "block single females" | |||
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"I've only been here 6 minutes and I've already got 237690 messages... And I'm just a silouette... Errr what does FAF mean You need to set up your filters and select "block single females"" Then I can do my own perv..... perusing... | |||
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"I've only been here 6 minutes and I've already got 237690 messages... And I'm just a silouette... Errr what does FAF mean You need to set up your filters and select "block single females" Then I can do my own perv..... perusing... " Exactly that. Then you can add at the bottom of your profile. Single females. When I want you I'll find you. Also a good idea to put in caps at the top of your profile: NO SINGLE FEMALES A few lines later add. REPEAT NO SINGLE FEMALES Then warn them that if they message you they will be blocked. Make it clear that you are only there to meet unicorns. Unicorns are mythical single males who join couples to spice up their sex lives. Because single males are in such high demand and and there's so few of them they are almost impossible to find. | |||
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"I've only been here 6 minutes and I've already got 237690 messages... And I'm just a silouette... Errr what does FAF mean You need to set up your filters and select "block single females" Then I can do my own perv..... perusing... Exactly that. Then you can add at the bottom of your profile. Single females. When I want you I'll find you. Also a good idea to put in caps at the top of your profile: NO SINGLE FEMALES A few lines later add. REPEAT NO SINGLE FEMALES Then warn them that if they message you they will be blocked. Make it clear that you are only there to meet unicorns. Unicorns are mythical single males who join couples to spice up their sex lives. Because single males are in such high demand and and there's so few of them they are almost impossible to find." Wow thats a lot of writing...you sure Forget this I'm off to the pub What do I do with all these FAF messages | |||
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"Why would ya men take time to reply to something that actually requires us to read and everyone knows men don’t read profiles, so they’re hardly going to read a message are they I know, hardly anyone reads the shit you write, they just look at the pics " What there pics as well must get new glasses | |||
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"You messaged first? Ou feeling ok haha x" Yep you know it happens sometimes! | |||
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"You messaged first? Ou feeling ok haha x Yep you know it happens sometimes! " Aye sometimes haha but wih my preference I tend to be too young haha x | |||
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"I've only been here 6 minutes and I've already got 237690 messages... And I'm just a silouette... Errr what does FAF mean You need to set up your filters and select "block single females" Then I can do my own perv..... perusing... Exactly that. Then you can add at the bottom of your profile. Single females. When I want you I'll find you. Also a good idea to put in caps at the top of your profile: NO SINGLE FEMALES A few lines later add. REPEAT NO SINGLE FEMALES Then warn them that if they message you they will be blocked. Make it clear that you are only there to meet unicorns. Unicorns are mythical single males who join couples to spice up their sex lives. Because single males are in such high demand and and there's so few of them they are almost impossible to find. Wow thats a lot of writing...you sure Forget this I'm off to the pub What do I do with all these FAF messages " I just bulk delete them. I change my status to: Sorry too many messages for me to read. Clearing my inbox. | |||
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"I've only been here 6 minutes and I've already got 237690 messages... And I'm just a silouette... Errr what does FAF mean You need to set up your filters and select "block single females" Then I can do my own perv..... perusing... Exactly that. Then you can add at the bottom of your profile. Single females. When I want you I'll find you. Also a good idea to put in caps at the top of your profile: NO SINGLE FEMALES A few lines later add. REPEAT NO SINGLE FEMALES Then warn them that if they message you they will be blocked. Make it clear that you are only there to meet unicorns. Unicorns are mythical single males who join couples to spice up their sex lives. Because single males are in such high demand and and there's so few of them they are almost impossible to find. Wow thats a lot of writing...you sure Forget this I'm off to the pub What do I do with all these FAF messages I just bulk delete them. I change my status to: Sorry too many messages for me to read. Clearing my inbox." But they still keep sending them... So many messages...so little time... Anyone know a good secretary? And what is this FAF. It's on all of them | |||
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"I don’t know how you guys find the time to answer all of these messages! " It’s the magic wands they wield haha | |||
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"I don’t know how you guys find the time to answer all of these messages! " I have a cut and paste response that says "Stop trying to get into my pants. There's already an asshole in there" | |||
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