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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I mowed the lawn today, after doing so I sat and had a cold beer and the drink helped facilitate some deep thinking on various topics. Finally I thought about the age old question - is getting kicked in the nuts more painful than childbirth?

Women always maintain that childbirth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts. Well after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the definitive answer to the question.

Getting kicke in the nuts IS more painful than childbirth, and here is the reason for my conclusion:

A year or so after giving birth to a child a woman will oftern be hear to say "I think I would like to have another baby." On the other hand however, you will never hear a man say "You know what, I think I'd quite like another kick in the nuts!"

I rest my case. Time for another beer I think.....

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

That’s original, I’ve never heard that before

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"That’s original, I’ve never heard that before "

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Nice one OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always think to myself 'what a prick' whenever i hear a guy say this, a woman pushing an 8 pound baby out of a hole my penis struggled to get in isn't more painful then an impact to the nuts... we used to hit each others bollocks at school on purpose and there wasnt any gas and air needed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That’s original, I’ve never heard that before "

You can thank Viz for it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I always think to myself 'what a prick' whenever i hear a guy say this, a woman pushing an 8 pound baby out of a hole my penis struggled to get in isn't more painful then an impact to the nuts... we used to hit each others bollocks at school on purpose and there wasnt any gas and air needed"

if you're struggling to get your penis in the hole, that's not the one the baby comes out of......

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By *ornylittlesubWoman
over a year ago

Grangemouth

One small flaw in your theory....you DO get guys who like getting kicked in the nuts...and not nearly anything like a year apart!

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By *otForSoftiesWoman
over a year ago

The North / Party Hard Everywhere


"One small flaw in your theory....you DO get guys who like getting kicked in the nuts...and not nearly anything like a year apart! "

Indeed! I saw one guy at Hull Fet last night taking a pounding and asking for more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As an aside....apparently kidney stones is the worst pain.

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By *ornylittlesubWoman
over a year ago

Grangemouth


"One small flaw in your theory....you DO get guys who like getting kicked in the nuts...and not nearly anything like a year apart!

Indeed! I saw one guy at Hull Fet last night taking a pounding and asking for more "

I have dished out such "punishment" myself...on the recipients say so I hasten to add!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One small flaw in your theory....you DO get guys who like getting kicked in the nuts...and not nearly anything like a year apart!

Indeed! I saw one guy at Hull Fet last night taking a pounding and asking for more

I have dished out such "punishment" myself...on the recipients say so I hasten to add! "

You may be the least subby sub ever

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By *ornylittlesubWoman
over a year ago

Grangemouth


"One small flaw in your theory....you DO get guys who like getting kicked in the nuts...and not nearly anything like a year apart!

Indeed! I saw one guy at Hull Fet last night taking a pounding and asking for more

I have dished out such "punishment" myself...on the recipients say so I hasten to add!

You may be the least subby sub ever"

A little "switch" during fked up sessions is always good variety...it's the spice of life so I have heard!

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By *ampWithABrainWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Both examples are wrong.

Twisted ovary is THE worst pain EVER

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By *otForSoftiesWoman
over a year ago

The North / Party Hard Everywhere


"One small flaw in your theory....you DO get guys who like getting kicked in the nuts...and not nearly anything like a year apart!

Indeed! I saw one guy at Hull Fet last night taking a pounding and asking for more

I have dished out such "punishment" myself...on the recipients say so I hasten to add!

You may be the least subby sub ever

A little "switch" during fked up sessions is always good variety...it's the spice of life so I have heard! "

I have spiked shoes and boots to dish out that particular punishment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d say getting kicked in the nuts probably isn’t as painful as childbirth because it doesn’t last as long

And there’s a biological trick in a woman’s brain to forget the true magnitude of how utterly painful it is, allowing her to think she might like another one...

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"I mowed the lawn today, after doing so I sat and had a cold beer and the drink helped facilitate some deep thinking on various topics. Finally I thought about the age old question - is getting kicked in the nuts more painful than childbirth?

Women always maintain that childbirth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts. Well after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the definitive answer to the question.

Getting kicke in the nuts IS more painful than childbirth, and here is the reason for my conclusion:

A year or so after giving birth to a child a woman will oftern be hear to say "I think I would like to have another baby." On the other hand however, you will never hear a man say "You know what, I think I'd quite like another kick in the nuts!"

I rest my case. Time for another beer I think....."

There are some guys who are asking for it again less than a year after their kicking

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