FabSwingers.com forum: Cover stories

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ok we need some help on coming up with some cover stories about where we are going haha we've used the works firework party, but our teens are not daft and keep asking where we're going all dressed up

we've tried the none of your business card but that makes them question even more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The rotary club annual awards.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We told ours we were hosting a Bunga Bunga party

That soon shut them up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The rotary club annual awards.

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we've used that one they think we're fundraising lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Out. "

Going out out

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By *lue NarwhalMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

Tell them the truth,

They won't believe you and you can have a clear conscious that you haven't lied.

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

Out

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

"Tell them the truth,

They won't believe you and you can have a clear conscious that you haven't lied. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

out to a social club

out to a dinner party

going to have sex as you kids are always about lol

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

Out Out

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By *eadySteadyCockCouple
over a year ago

Tredegar

Bingo, everyone will loose interest in your social activity pretty quickly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Time together in hotel

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

Date night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell them your having dinner with someone you’re considering leaving your estate to.

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By *unguya2zMan
over a year ago

coventry..ish

Just say you're going to Narnia

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

A dinner party Social Club you have joined.

Or playing bridge

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Out. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tell them your having dinner with someone you’re considering leaving your debts to.

Fuzz

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By *otSoNewWalesCoupleCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

Something really, really boring so they lose interest and don't ask questions.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tell them your having dinner with someone you’re considering leaving your debts to.

Fuzz"

Ok. Perhaps taking advice on how to offload your debts into your dependants.

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Tell them your off to do a course in pottery in Abu Dhabi and will bring them back an ash tray

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tell them your having dinner with someone you’re considering leaving your debts to.

Fuzz

Ok. Perhaps taking advice on how to offload your debts into your dependants. "

The government would probably tax them for that too

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tell them your having dinner with someone you’re considering leaving your debts to.

Fuzz

Ok. Perhaps taking advice on how to offload your debts into your dependants.

The government would probably tax them for that too

Fuzz"

Not if they’re in an inflateable dingy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We say to dinner and the cinema x

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By *atcherwankerMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Tell them exactly where you're going and what you're doing when you get there. They'll never ask again...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ballroom dancing classes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tell them your having dinner with someone you’re considering leaving your debts to.

Fuzz

Ok. Perhaps taking advice on how to offload your debts into your dependants.

The government would probably tax them for that too

Fuzz

Not if they’re in an inflateable dingy.

Say what!

Any could you be a dependent to off load debts into?

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dinner with friends usually elicits a “boring” response so we stick with that one

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By *Brinksy xxWoman
over a year ago

Halesowen

Out out... and then say.. would you like me to start asking you where you go every time you go out? . That worked for me

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By *hispers-40Woman
over a year ago

up the garden path

Date night

Chrismas works party

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Our kids used to question us. We mostly told them to mind their own business

or that we were meeting friends.

Now mobile phones are commonplace they don't need to know where you are for contact reasons.

It's different with parents knowing where kids are, you need to be able to get them out of any scrapes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just say ‘date night’, most teenagers recoil in utter horror that their parents might actually have a sex life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See you later kids we’re off out to see some friends,jobs done

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By *itmanAndHerrCouple
over a year ago

st helens

You can use out for date night twice a week for the rest of your life. And you'd be setting such a good example as how a loving relationship should be.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"You can use out for date night twice a week for the rest of your life. And you'd be setting such a good example as how a loving relationship should be."

That's very true. Kids need to know that their parents relationship is separate to their relationship with them as children.

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

Double bluff ! Tell them the truth they will never believe you anyway , and chances are they will stop asking

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple
over a year ago

Chester

Weve always gone out every Friday for date night, now kids left told them were doing hotel overnights coz we can as cant take time off for proper hols - they just ecpect us to be out now - usually say your not going Blackpool again are you lol

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By *sThunderThighsWoman
over a year ago

Toy Land

Ask them if they wanna come .. that usually stops them asking!

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By *ampWithABrainWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

I'm honest with my daughter she doesn't bat an eye. When she was younger I just said a date but as a couple you could just say date night/seeing friends/friends party.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"Out. "

Out out

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"Ok we need some help on coming up with some cover stories about where we are going haha we've used the works firework party, but our teens are not daft and keep asking where we're going all dressed up

we've tried the none of your business card but that makes them question even more

We often go and meet up with friends out of town... and also go to watch bands a lot too

Cal x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell them that your having a date night

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thank u told them from now on we will be having regular date nights

errrrr was their reply so hopefully the third degree will stop xx

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By *eonBlueMan
over a year ago

Oakham

PTA Meeting.

Local Government meetings about really boring subjects like voting rights or green issues.

Night school classes for art appreciation and modern poetry discussion.

Pub Quiz team night!

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple
over a year ago

Chester

"Thank u told them from now on we will be having regular date nights

errrrr was their reply so hopefully the third degree will stop xx"

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