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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Got my magic wand ready.... what would you make 'offus fuckus' and why?

All the woe is me threads after being in site a week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All the threads complaining about other threads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This head cold I've had for a couple of weeks. It's doing my bonce in.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"All the threads complaining about other threads

*closes thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hmm let me see does it have to be fab related ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Capital FM.

Piss poor excuse for a radio station.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"hmm let me see does it have to be fab related ?"

Nope anything you want.... mine was just a joke you see

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

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Phil Collins , Sting and Brian Ferret for starters bunch of smarmy talentless fuckers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get rid of the clouds. Don't mind the cold but give us some sun.

So cumulonimbus fuckatis veritas for me please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"hmm let me see does it have to be fab related ?

Nope anything you want.... mine was just a joke you see

Ah, the old I was only joking excuse, I'm on to your game Pollyanna

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"hmm let me see does it have to be fab related ?

Nope anything you want.... mine was just a joke you see

Ah, the old I was only joking excuse, I'm on to your game Pollyanna

Its true they bore me, but not enough to offus fuckus them.... some are quite entertaining

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"hmm let me see does it have to be fab related ?

Nope anything you want.... mine was just a joke you see

silly me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get rid of stray cat that keeps comming in my house .it won't stay and i feed it and then goes .then 5am wants in .Then the spider that lives in my wing mirror and makes a lovely web on a daily basis .

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Phil Collins , Sting and Brian Ferret for starters bunch of smarmy talentless fuckers

Who is Brian Ferret

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you please make this week offus fuckas Polly? And next week too..then put it on pause for a while, like 3 months?

Oh and also I don't suppose you can do anything about the north and south being so far apart?

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Capital FM.

Piss poor excuse for a radio station."

Bet you're a Radio one fan

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Phil Collins , Sting and Brian Ferret for starters bunch of smarmy talentless fuckers

Who is Brian Ferret

Adrian Mole's best mate...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can you please make this week offus fuckas Polly? And next week too..then put it on pause for a while, like 3 months?

Oh and also I don't suppose you can do anything about the north and south being so far apart?

Peach x"

Time freezing I dont think my trusty wand can manage but I'll give it a go for you gorgeous lady....

North and South? Well I can being a bit of the north to you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The whole Brexit shitstorm. Let's forget the whole thing ever happened.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Capital FM.

Piss poor excuse for a radio station.

Bet you're a Radio one fan

Smooth, actually.

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By *nfinity1Man
over a year ago

Near Bournemouth

"Phil Collins , Sting and Brian Ferret for starters bunch of smarmy talentless fuckers

Add Elvis and Rod Stewart to the list.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All the threads appreciating "underappreciated" people annoy me. And not just because no one appreciates me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Phil Collins , Sting and Brian Ferret for starters bunch of smarmy talentless fuckers

Add Elvis and Rod Stewart to the list."

Think nature took care of Elvis

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre

"Phil Collins , Sting and Brian Ferret for starters bunch of smarmy talentless fuckers

Who is Brian Ferret

Adrian Mole's best mate...

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Some wonkey donkey biatch. Actually make that 2

I do love an unattainable challenge

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Get rid of the clouds. Don't mind the cold but give us some sun.

So cumulonimbus fuckatis veritas for me please. "

Ya can't rid of clouds, I'd be homeless

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By *nfinity1Man
over a year ago

Near Bournemouth

"Phil Collins , Sting and Brian Ferret for starters bunch of smarmy talentless fuckers

Add Elvis and Rod Stewart to the list.

Think nature took care of Elvis

Didn't take care of his awful music though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Phil Collins , Sting and Brian Ferret for starters bunch of smarmy talentless fuckers

Add Elvis and Rod Stewart to the list.

Think nature took care of Elvis

Didn't take care of his awful music though."

I guess thats still caught in a trap

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By *nfinity1Man
over a year ago

Near Bournemouth

"Phil Collins , Sting and Brian Ferret for starters bunch of smarmy talentless fuckers

Add Elvis and Rod Stewart to the list.

Think nature took care of Elvis

Didn't take care of his awful music though.

I guess thats still caught in a trap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get rid of all the people who don't like Christmas.

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre

"Phil Collins , Sting and Brian Ferret for starters bunch of smarmy talentless fuckers

Add Elvis and Rod Stewart to the list.

Think nature took care of Elvis

Didn't take care of his awful music though.

I guess thats still caught in a trap

You've gone " way on down " in my estimation with that sort of comment

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Phil Collins , Sting and Brian Ferret for starters bunch of smarmy talentless fuckers

Add Elvis and Rod Stewart to the list.

Think nature took care of Elvis

Didn't take care of his awful music though.

I guess thats still caught in a trap

You've gone " way on down " in my estimation with that sort of comment

I know, really should be sent to the jail house rock for crimes against puns

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fondant icing. Cakes from now on should only have quality icing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All the threads complaining about other threads

Boom.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Erm wet holly gosh what would I fuckusoffus in a jolly Harry Potter way

I would ask people if they feel glum write their posts and she them as a draft . Look at them again after an hour and if the feel the same post them.

Oh and get rid of rate my cock. , as mine is already the nicest

Splendid larks

Taff

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre

"Phil Collins , Sting and Brian Ferret for starters bunch of smarmy talentless fuckers

Add Elvis and Rod Stewart to the list.

Think nature took care of Elvis

Didn't take care of his awful music though.

I guess thats still caught in a trap

You've gone " way on down " in my estimation with that sort of comment

I know, really should be sent to the jail house rock for crimes against puns

It's left me all shook up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Save the as. Draft an reread them as I obviously didn't oh school boy error

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My chest infection. And anyone else's illness too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you please make this week offus fuckas Polly? And next week too..then put it on pause for a while, like 3 months?

Oh and also I don't suppose you can do anything about the north and south being so far apart?

Peach x

Time freezing I dont think my trusty wand can manage but I'll give it a go for you gorgeous lady....

North and South? Well I can being a bit of the north to you

Xx"

We'll be bringing the south up your way very soon sexy lady

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Phil Collins , Sting and Brian Ferret for starters bunch of smarmy talentless fuckers

Add Elvis and Rod Stewart to the list.

Think nature took care of Elvis

Didn't take care of his awful music though.

I guess thats still caught in a trap

You've gone " way on down " in my estimation with that sort of comment

I know, really should be sent to the jail house rock for crimes against puns

It's left me all shook up

Don't be cruel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Work. It stops me posting, wanking and fucking. Pretty much all my leisure activities.

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Anyone who doesn't like cake, gin or Haribo

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anyone who doesn't like cake, gin or Haribo "

Agreed! Thats my staple diet right there

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My chest infection. And anyone else's illness too! "

Big booby hugs Rubi xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit drivers who don't use indicators

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

Anyone that compares bare back to russian roulette

Anyone that whines that not getting a reply is rude

Anyone that messages a profile with a view to getting a meet when they don't fit the criteria posted on the profile.

All these deserve a lifetime ban

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Mood hoovers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Work. It stops me posting, wanking and fucking. Pretty much all my leisure activities."

Then you'll be poor and no one will want you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Work. It stops me posting, wanking and fucking. Pretty much all my leisure activities."

So full time picture poster is not your official title?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Work. It stops me posting, wanking and fucking. Pretty much all my leisure activities.

Then you'll be poor and no one will want you."

You saying women only want me for my money?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Shit drivers who don't use indicators "

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Work. It stops me posting, wanking and fucking. Pretty much all my leisure activities.

So full time picture poster is not your official title?

I wish someone would pay me to do that!

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

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"Phil Collins , Sting and Brian Ferret for starters bunch of smarmy talentless fuckers

Add Elvis and Rod Stewart to the list.

Think nature took care of Elvis

Didn't take care of his awful music though.

I guess thats still caught in a trap

You've gone " way on down " in my estimation with that sort of comment

I know, really should be sent to the jail house rock for crimes against puns

It's left me all shook up

Don't be cruel

I'm sure you're the devil in disguise

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Phil Collins , Sting and Brian Ferret for starters bunch of smarmy talentless fuckers

Add Elvis and Rod Stewart to the list.

Think nature took care of Elvis

Didn't take care of his awful music though.

I guess thats still caught in a trap

You've gone " way on down " in my estimation with that sort of comment

I know, really should be sent to the jail house rock for crimes against puns

It's left me all shook up

Don't be cruel

I'm sure you're the devil in disguise

Thats just suspicious minds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Politicians mostly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having to pay for Gin ....... surely that's just wrong???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dentists, the sanctimonious bastards. Swish and flick those buggers away pronto please!

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre

"Phil Collins , Sting and Brian Ferret for starters bunch of smarmy talentless fuckers

Add Elvis and Rod Stewart to the list.

Think nature took care of Elvis

Didn't take care of his awful music though.

I guess thats still caught in a trap

You've gone " way on down " in my estimation with that sort of comment

I know, really should be sent to the jail house rock for crimes against puns

It's left me all shook up

Don't be cruel

I'm sure you're the devil in disguise

Thats just suspicious minds

All those elvis puns must be the wonder of you

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Some wonkey donkey biatch. Actually make that 2

I do love an unattainable challenge

If you're happy and you know it .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Work. It stops me posting, wanking and fucking. Pretty much all my leisure activities.

Then you'll be poor and no one will want you.

You saying women only want me for my money?

Money makes men more attractive women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Having to pay for Gin ....... surely that's just wrong???"

You don't HAVE to pay for it. You'll have to be a fast runner though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Phil Collins , Sting and Brian Ferret for starters bunch of smarmy talentless fuckers

Add Elvis and Rod Stewart to the list.

Think nature took care of Elvis

Didn't take care of his awful music though.

I guess thats still caught in a trap

You've gone " way on down " in my estimation with that sort of comment

I know, really should be sent to the jail house rock for crimes against puns

It's left me all shook up

Don't be cruel

I'm sure you're the devil in disguise

Thats just suspicious minds

All those elvis puns must be the wonder of you

You bring out the best in me you Big Hunk O'Love

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snapchat Filters

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre

"Phil Collins , Sting and Brian Ferret for starters bunch of smarmy talentless fuckers

Add Elvis and Rod Stewart to the list.

Think nature took care of Elvis

Didn't take care of his awful music though.

I guess thats still caught in a trap

You've gone " way on down " in my estimation with that sort of comment

I know, really should be sent to the jail house rock for crimes against puns

It's left me all shook up

Don't be cruel

I'm sure you're the devil in disguise

Thats just suspicious minds

All those elvis puns must be the wonder of you

You bring out the best in me you Big Hunk O'Love

That sort of comment just fills me with Suspicion

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Phil Collins , Sting and Brian Ferret for starters bunch of smarmy talentless fuckers

Add Elvis and Rod Stewart to the list.

Think nature took care of Elvis

Didn't take care of his awful music though.

I guess thats still caught in a trap

You've gone " way on down " in my estimation with that sort of comment

I know, really should be sent to the jail house rock for crimes against puns

It's left me all shook up

Don't be cruel

I'm sure you're the devil in disguise

Thats just suspicious minds

All those elvis puns must be the wonder of you

You bring out the best in me you Big Hunk O'Love

That sort of comment just fills me with Suspicion

Dont be suspicious, just love me tender

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Snapchat Filters"

Fucking dog ears

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre

"Phil Collins , Sting and Brian Ferret for starters bunch of smarmy talentless fuckers

Add Elvis and Rod Stewart to the list.

Think nature took care of Elvis

Didn't take care of his awful music though.

I guess thats still caught in a trap

You've gone " way on down " in my estimation with that sort of comment

I know, really should be sent to the jail house rock for crimes against puns

It's left me all shook up

Don't be cruel

I'm sure you're the devil in disguise

Thats just suspicious minds

All those elvis puns must be the wonder of you

You bring out the best in me you Big Hunk O'Love

That sort of comment just fills me with Suspicion

Dont be suspicious, just love me tender

In the ghetto ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drama llamas-chill the Fuck out already!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have snap chat and not a clue how it works

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The rain, it only rained like 3 times in the past 2 weeks but it can fucks off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Got my magic wand ready.... what would you make 'offus fuckus' and why?

All the woe is me threads after being in site a week

me having no icecream in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Phil Collins , Sting and Brian Ferret for starters bunch of smarmy talentless fuckers

Add Elvis and Rod Stewart to the list.

Think nature took care of Elvis

Didn't take care of his awful music though.

I guess thats still caught in a trap

You've gone " way on down " in my estimation with that sort of comment

I know, really should be sent to the jail house rock for crimes against puns

It's left me all shook up

Don't be cruel

I'm sure you're the devil in disguise

Thats just suspicious minds

All those elvis puns must be the wonder of you

You bring out the best in me you Big Hunk O'Love

That sort of comment just fills me with Suspicion

Dont be suspicious, just love me tender

In the ghetto ?

Better there than the heartbreak hotel

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Drama llamas-chill the Fuck out already!

Yeah. Fucking pricks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Drama llamas-chill the Fuck out already!

Haha right?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Drama llamas-chill the Fuck out already!

Yeah. Fucking pricks "

Cuntwaffles

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Phil Collins , Sting and Brian Ferret for starters bunch of smarmy talentless fuckers

Add Elvis and Rod Stewart to the list.

Think nature took care of Elvis

Didn't take care of his awful music though.

I guess thats still caught in a trap

You've gone " way on down " in my estimation with that sort of comment

I know, really should be sent to the jail house rock for crimes against puns

It's left me all shook up

Don't be cruel

I'm sure you're the devil in disguise

Thats just suspicious minds

All those elvis puns must be the wonder of you

You bring out the best in me you Big Hunk O'Love

That sort of comment just fills me with Suspicion

Dont be suspicious, just love me tender

In the ghetto ?

Better there than the heartbreak hotel

Love me tender and I'll never send you there.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Drama llamas-chill the Fuck out already!

Yeah. Fucking pricks

Cuntwaffles

Absolute dick dribbling fuckwits

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

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"Phil Collins , Sting and Brian Ferret for starters bunch of smarmy talentless fuckers

Add Elvis and Rod Stewart to the list.

Think nature took care of Elvis

Didn't take care of his awful music though.

I guess thats still caught in a trap

You've gone " way on down " in my estimation with that sort of comment

I know, really should be sent to the jail house rock for crimes against puns

It's left me all shook up

Don't be cruel

I'm sure you're the devil in disguise

Thats just suspicious minds

All those elvis puns must be the wonder of you

You bring out the best in me you Big Hunk O'Love

That sort of comment just fills me with Suspicion

Dont be suspicious, just love me tender

In the ghetto ?

Better there than the heartbreak hotel

Love me tender and I'll never send you there. "

Sorry could never do that I've got a wooden heart

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Drama llamas-chill the Fuck out already!

Yeah. Fucking pricks

Cuntwaffles

Absolute dick dribbling fuckwits"

Cockjugglingthundercunts

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Phil Collins , Sting and Brian Ferret for starters bunch of smarmy talentless fuckers

Add Elvis and Rod Stewart to the list.

Think nature took care of Elvis

Didn't take care of his awful music though.

I guess thats still caught in a trap

You've gone " way on down " in my estimation with that sort of comment

I know, really should be sent to the jail house rock for crimes against puns

It's left me all shook up

Don't be cruel

I'm sure you're the devil in disguise

Thats just suspicious minds

All those elvis puns must be the wonder of you

You bring out the best in me you Big Hunk O'Love

That sort of comment just fills me with Suspicion

Dont be suspicious, just love me tender

In the ghetto ?

Better there than the heartbreak hotel

Love me tender and I'll never send you there.

Sorry could never do that I've got a wooden heart

You ain't nothing but a hound dog

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Drama llamas-chill the Fuck out already!

Yeah. Fucking pricks

Cuntwaffles

Absolute dick dribbling fuckwits

Cockjugglingthundercunts"

Cum guzzling minge licker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Having to pay for Gin ....... surely that's just wrong???

You don't HAVE to pay for it. You'll have to be a fast runner though. "

Hmmmmm see I don't like running ..... any other ways to get free gin?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Having to pay for Gin ....... surely that's just wrong???

You don't HAVE to pay for it. You'll have to be a fast runner though.

Hmmmmm see I don't like running ..... any other ways to get free gin? "

Running? Nope! If you see me running then you better run too coz something is trying to kill me

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

November. I want to bust out the Christmas tunes, tree, and mince pies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shit drivers who don't use indicators

This

Don't do that, think of all those BMW employees getting made redundant

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"November. I want to bust out the Christmas tunes, tree, and mince pies. "

Didn't Christmas start on 1st November

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

"November. I want to bust out the Christmas tunes, tree, and mince pies.

Didn't Christmas start on 1st November

There are 12 days of Christmas, not one of them is in fucking November

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"November. I want to bust out the Christmas tunes, tree, and mince pies.

Didn't Christmas start on 1st November

I like to hold back... I'd be double the size if i start eating mince pies in November!

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

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"Phil Collins , Sting and Brian Ferret for starters bunch of smarmy talentless fuckers

Add Elvis and Rod Stewart to the list.

Think nature took care of Elvis

Didn't take care of his awful music though.

I guess thats still caught in a trap

You've gone " way on down " in my estimation with that sort of comment

I know, really should be sent to the jail house rock for crimes against puns

It's left me all shook up

Don't be cruel

I'm sure you're the devil in disguise

Thats just suspicious minds

All those elvis puns must be the wonder of you

You bring out the best in me you Big Hunk O'Love

That sort of comment just fills me with Suspicion

Dont be suspicious, just love me tender

In the ghetto ?

Better there than the heartbreak hotel

Love me tender and I'll never send you there.

Sorry could never do that I've got a wooden heart

You ain't nothing but a hound dog

That's just stepped right on my blue suede shoes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Phil Collins , Sting and Brian Ferret for starters bunch of smarmy talentless fuckers

Add Elvis and Rod Stewart to the list.

Think nature took care of Elvis

Didn't take care of his awful music though.

I guess thats still caught in a trap

You've gone " way on down " in my estimation with that sort of comment

I know, really should be sent to the jail house rock for crimes against puns

It's left me all shook up

Don't be cruel

I'm sure you're the devil in disguise

Thats just suspicious minds

All those elvis puns must be the wonder of you

You bring out the best in me you Big Hunk O'Love

That sort of comment just fills me with Suspicion

Dont be suspicious, just love me tender

In the ghetto ?

Better there than the heartbreak hotel

Love me tender and I'll never send you there.

Sorry could never do that I've got a wooden heart

You ain't nothing but a hound dog

That's just stepped right on my blue suede shoes

Well its too late, you've hurt my feelings, are you lonesome tonight now

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

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"Phil Collins , Sting and Brian Ferret for starters bunch of smarmy talentless fuckers

Add Elvis and Rod Stewart to the list.

Think nature took care of Elvis

Didn't take care of his awful music though.

I guess thats still caught in a trap

You've gone " way on down " in my estimation with that sort of comment

I know, really should be sent to the jail house rock for crimes against puns

It's left me all shook up

Don't be cruel

I'm sure you're the devil in disguise

Thats just suspicious minds

All those elvis puns must be the wonder of you

You bring out the best in me you Big Hunk O'Love

That sort of comment just fills me with Suspicion

Dont be suspicious, just love me tender

In the ghetto ?

Better there than the heartbreak hotel

Love me tender and I'll never send you there.

Sorry could never do that I've got a wooden heart

You ain't nothing but a hound dog

That's just stepped right on my blue suede shoes

Well its too late, you've hurt my feelings, are you lonesome tonight now

No but my corsets too tight

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over a year ago

"Phil Collins , Sting and Brian Ferret for starters bunch of smarmy talentless fuckers

Add Elvis and Rod Stewart to the list.

Think nature took care of Elvis

Didn't take care of his awful music though.

I guess thats still caught in a trap

You've gone " way on down " in my estimation with that sort of comment

I know, really should be sent to the jail house rock for crimes against puns

It's left me all shook up

Don't be cruel

I'm sure you're the devil in disguise

Thats just suspicious minds

All those elvis puns must be the wonder of you

You bring out the best in me you Big Hunk O'Love

That sort of comment just fills me with Suspicion

Dont be suspicious, just love me tender

In the ghetto ?

Better there than the heartbreak hotel

Love me tender and I'll never send you there.

Sorry could never do that I've got a wooden heart

You ain't nothing but a hound dog

That's just stepped right on my blue suede shoes

Well its too late, you've hurt my feelings, are you lonesome tonight now

No but my corsets too tight

Better loosen it before you end up in the promised land

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre

"Phil Collins , Sting and Brian Ferret for starters bunch of smarmy talentless fuckers

Add Elvis and Rod Stewart to the list.

Think nature took care of Elvis

Didn't take care of his awful music though.

I guess thats still caught in a trap

You've gone " way on down " in my estimation with that sort of comment

I know, really should be sent to the jail house rock for crimes against puns

It's left me all shook up

Don't be cruel

I'm sure you're the devil in disguise

Thats just suspicious minds

All those elvis puns must be the wonder of you

You bring out the best in me you Big Hunk O'Love

That sort of comment just fills me with Suspicion

Dont be suspicious, just love me tender

In the ghetto ?

Better there than the heartbreak hotel

Love me tender and I'll never send you there.

Sorry could never do that I've got a wooden heart

You ain't nothing but a hound dog

That's just stepped right on my blue suede shoes

Well its too late, you've hurt my feelings, are you lonesome tonight now

No but my corsets too tight

Better loosen it before you end up in the promised land

Well I just can't help believing I'll fit in it one day

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