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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm a little biased on what "hung" actually means and I know that, my boyfriend is a bit on the bigger side at about 8" (hung like a horse as some men from here who have met us say) so I know I'm spoiled right off of the bat.

But I get messages all the time on here asking if I could handle their dick. With usernames like hungtop or vwejoeblogs. Saying it's about nine, ten or however many inches but when checking or asking for pictures it's very obviously... Smaller than him.

So I have two questions, the first is. When do you all generally consider a guy "hung" and second. Where do so many of the men on here get these measures from!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I run the tape measure from the base of my skull, down my back, under my balls and up under the shaft to the tip. I find this to be pretty accurate

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I run the tape measure from the base of my skull, down my back, under my balls and up under the shaft to the tip. I find this to be pretty accurate "

Unfortunately I wish that joke was less relatable

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By *ultry SuccubusTV/TS
over a year ago

London

True OP.

The measuring should be base to tip but still can be measured inaccurately.

That's why they put the remote next to their dicks.

It's more accurate to measure the remote.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines about two and a half hands I think, but quite thick or as one guy said once when he joined the Mrs and myself “that’s one fat cock that”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They *should* measure in Ariel mode, run the fabric tape measure from base to bell and make sure it starts on zero.

Circumference can be taken around the thickest part of the penis.

Trust and believe me I've had many guys tell me they're 8 or 9 inches and absolutely will not accept it when I say its below that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *evil_u_knowMan
over a year ago

city

The way it is medically measured is under the "bottom" of penis, not the top where you measure to the bottom of your tummy, but from the tip down the bottom side, down into the balls.

Most people are bigger measuring this way. But women expect a top measurement, cause if youre 8 inch on the top, but tell girls you are 9 they will call you on it, even though you might be 9.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They *should* measure in Ariel mode, run the fabric tape measure from base to bell and make sure it starts on zero.

Circumference can be taken around the thickest part of the penis.

Trust and believe me I've had many guys tell me they're 8 or 9 inches and absolutely will not accept it when I say its below that. "

can honestly say ive never measured

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"They *should* measure in Ariel mode, run the fabric tape measure from base to bell and make sure it starts on zero.

Circumference can be taken around the thickest part of the penis.

Trust and believe me I've had many guys tell me they're 8 or 9 inches and absolutely will not accept it when I say its below that. "

It's a pain though, I've been let down quite a few times.

Then the hubby has the opposite issue, thinking he's average and not accepting he's on the bigger side .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never measured mine, just know its about two of my hands long.

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire


"The way it is medically measured is under the "bottom" of penis, not the top where you measure to the bottom of your tummy, but from the tip down the bottom side, down into the balls.

Most people are bigger measuring this way. But women expect a top measurement, cause if youre 8 inch on the top, but tell girls you are 9 they will call you on it, even though you might be 9."

Medically measured ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They *should* measure in Ariel mode, run the fabric tape measure from base to bell and make sure it starts on zero.

Circumference can be taken around the thickest part of the penis.

Trust and believe me I've had many guys tell me they're 8 or 9 inches and absolutely will not accept it when I say its below that. "

They should also use centimetres as using imperial measurements only is against eu trading standards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does size really matter that much?........... just sayin.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The way it is medically measured is under the "bottom" of penis, not the top where you measure to the bottom of your tummy, but from the tip down the bottom side, down into the balls.

Most people are bigger measuring this way. But women expect a top measurement, cause if youre 8 inch on the top, but tell girls you are 9 they will call you on it, even though you might be 9.

Medically measured ?"

I was about to say even health publications say to measure along the top of the penis, not below.

The below measurement is what a lot of people call vanity measuring for obvious reasons.

When has your penis ever been medically measured?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does size really matter that much?........... just sayin."

To guys who are blessed down there, yes they think it’s the be all and end all of what women want

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They *should* measure in Ariel mode, run the fabric tape measure from base to bell and make sure it starts on zero.

Circumference can be taken around the thickest part of the penis.

Trust and believe me I've had many guys tell me they're 8 or 9 inches and absolutely will not accept it when I say its below that. can honestly say ive never measured "

I'm not the only one then!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Does size really matter that much?........... just sayin."

I can confirm it does

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine’s so tiny I offer the use a magnifying glass to find it

I find a micrometer screw gauge and vernier calipers are what I need to measure it accurately

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got inch marking tattooed on mine and I use it as a depth gauge

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By *evil_u_knowMan
over a year ago

city


"Medically measured ?"

Yes, the penis size has been medically measured both flacid and erect in most of europe and america. Some countries allow the person to submit their penis size.

However for medical reasons, and the official stat, and standard way to measure is under the penis, pushing into the ball to where the penis ends.

They dont measure how much it will penetrate the woman, but how big the organ actually is.

However if youre a big guy you probably just put it on a table beside a ruler. See 7/8 inches and think that's the length, but its not.

this creates a bit of a problem, because there can be a difference of an inch or so in the two measurements, and the bigger one is the actual size of your penis, the smaller one is how much it will penetrate a woman.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Does size really matter that much?........... just sayin.

To guys who are blessed down there, yes they think it’s the be all and end all of what women want "

It matters quite a bit, I can enjoy sex with a smaller person especially if they make up for it in other ways, but I have never been able to cum from a smaller dick alone whereas with bigger dicks I'm like a lil fountain~~ not to mention the fact that when it gets too deep and hurts a lil it just drives me nuts.

The difference in sensation is like night and day, not to say a smaller guy can't make me cum either. Just not as intensely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've not measured mine but I know from being on fab that it's average but if I was to measure it it would be along the top and not from my butt hole

If I'm honest when I see status updates from locals that are looking for vwe 8" plus they usually end up in my not interested in meeting list as I would hate to feel inadequate!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Medically measured ?

Yes, the penis size has been medically measured both flacid and erect in most of europe and america. Some countries allow the person to submit their penis size.

However for medical reasons, and the official stat, and standard way to measure is under the penis, pushing into the ball to where the penis ends.

They dont measure how much it will penetrate the woman, but how big the organ actually is.

However if youre a big guy you probably just put it on a table beside a ruler. See 7/8 inches and think that's the length, but its not.

this creates a bit of a problem, because there can be a difference of an inch or so in the two measurements, and the bigger one is the actual size of your penis, the smaller one is how much it will penetrate a woman."

I definitely want to verify this with my gp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have never measured using any method, it just is what it is. I'm more than happy with my size, so no need to worry about the actual size.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I'll measure some of y'all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll measure some of y'all"

I’m ready to be measured lol x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll measure some of y'all"

You could measure my hubby but he will never believe you XD

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll measure some of y'all"

I’ll lend ya my magnifying glass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got inch marking tattooed on mine and I use it as a depth gauge "

that was fun for the tattooist

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I'll measure some of y'all

I’ll lend ya my magnifying glass "

Why thankyou kind sir.

I'm going to use my gag reflex to determine length

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll measure some of y'all

I’ll lend ya my magnifying glass

Why thankyou kind sir.

I'm going to use my gag reflex to determine length "

Assuming it reaches that far

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I'll measure some of y'all

I’ll lend ya my magnifying glass

Why thankyou kind sir.

I'm going to use my gag reflex to determine length

Assuming it reaches that far "

Exactly.

Tiny or huge

It's all we need to know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I run the tape measure from the base of my skull, down my back, under my balls and up under the shaft to the tip. I find this to be pretty accurate "

this is the correct way to measure

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll measure some of y'all

I’ll lend ya my magnifying glass

Why thankyou kind sir.

I'm going to use my gag reflex to determine length

Assuming it reaches that far

Exactly.

Tiny or huge

It's all we need to know."

Oh dear I appear to have broke my measuring tape then~~

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The formula is ((L*D)+(W/G))/(A^2)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I measure mine from the base of my ego to the tip of imagination.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think a mans 8inch is longer than on the ruler haha.

I'd never refer to my self as hung cos well I've seen dicks on here and elsewhere longer than my arm

But at 7" I'd say I have a nice pretty penis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They *should* measure in Ariel mode, run the fabric tape measure from base to bell and make sure it starts on zero.

Circumference can be taken around the thickest part of the penis.

Trust and believe me I've had many guys tell me they're 8 or 9 inches and absolutely will not accept it when I say its below that. "

Perhaps they are when they’re with a girl who really gets them proper excited

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need someone to come and measure mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Medically measured ?

Yes, the penis size has been medically measured both flacid and erect in most of europe and america. Some countries allow the person to submit their penis size.

However for medical reasons, and the official stat, and standard way to measure is under the penis, pushing into the ball to where the penis ends.

They dont measure how much it will penetrate the woman, but how big the organ actually is.

However if youre a big guy you probably just put it on a table beside a ruler. See 7/8 inches and think that's the length, but its not.

this creates a bit of a problem, because there can be a difference of an inch or so in the two measurements, and the bigger one is the actual size of your penis, the smaller one is how much it will penetrate a woman."

When you say a country will allow someone to submit their pens size...to what? Their medical records I guess. Sort of begs the question why?

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

I've started ordering sky remotes of eBay to get an accurate measurement of mine. Reckon I'll need at least ten of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Medically measured ?

Yes, the penis size has been medically measured both flacid and erect in most of europe and america. Some countries allow the person to submit their penis size.

However for medical reasons, and the official stat, and standard way to measure is under the penis, pushing into the ball to where the penis ends.

They dont measure how much it will penetrate the woman, but how big the organ actually is.

However if youre a big guy you probably just put it on a table beside a ruler. See 7/8 inches and think that's the length, but its not.

this creates a bit of a problem, because there can be a difference of an inch or so in the two measurements, and the bigger one is the actual size of your penis, the smaller one is how much it will penetrate a woman."

It's probably the amount that can penetrate that most women are interested in then isn't it...if size is important to them

Most seem more interested in what's attached to the penis and how it's used!

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By *DONToBEoNOSEYoMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

After my “out of 10” post a few days ago it’s safe to say mine is commonly known as a “pecker”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mesured new pic added

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll measure some of y'all

I’ll lend ya my magnifying glass

Why thankyou kind sir.

I'm going to use my gag reflex to determine length "

I like the sound of your measuring technique can you measure mine for me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I usually measure mine with a meter stick lmfao k.o size dont matter i really dont care how big my cock is its what i do with it that excites me plus a 10 inch cock would probs pain a woman instead of pleasuring her

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I usually measure mine with a meter stick lmfao k.o size dont matter i really dont care how big my cock is its what i do with it that excites me plus a 10 inch cock would probs pain a woman instead of pleasuring her "

That little bit of pain is the point

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