FabSwingers.com forum: Todays random irritation..

By *amschwingerz OP Couple
over a year ago

West

Twats who say 'can I get' when ordering fast food etc..

Someone remind them that they are not in a real life episode of Friends!!!

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you like fries with that? Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I keep getting annoyed by people from Leeds (who I work with) saying

"wo" instead of where and

"woz" instead of was.

Not a problem really expect they talk to customers on the phone like that. I expect they get the image of a chav with his trousers half hanging off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who do not let the water drain away from sinks after they have finished using them, grrrrrrrrrrrr!

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"People who do not let the water drain away from sinks after they have finished using them, grrrrrrrrrrrr!

what else would their hair float in?

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Mine today has been me,Im having a mini crisis of confidence and need a kick up the arse

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

how long have you got?

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"Mine today has been me,Im having a mini crisis of confidence and need a kick up the arse

eh,have a look in the mirror,that should clear up the confidence thing.

plus,no need for a kick up the arse,when something else,would fit so much better.

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"Mine today has been me,Im having a mini crisis of confidence and need a kick up the arse

eh,have a look in the mirror,that should clear up the confidence thing.

plus,no need for a kick up the arse,when something else,would fit so much better.

ooh lala

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By *lackboaWoman
over a year ago

greenock

tourists rubbernecking the gorgeous scenery and crawling along a single track road at 28 mph totally oblivious to the queue of cars forming behind them, and refusing to pull in to the passing places to allow the said traffic to pass...........and......breathe

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

People who say 'chimley' and 'drawring'

It's an n not an l and there is only 1 r

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Raindrops on wing mirrors and drivers with no lights on in dark conditions,marvelous!!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Bright coloured petals and warm woolen mittens

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By *issbehaveCouple
over a year ago

wrexham

Banks! Enough said!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who don't say 'Goodbye' or 'See ya' before they end a phone call

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah and then theres those iritating people who continually moan on about tiny trivial things that irk them!!!

I mean... seriously come-on surely that itself would be enough to irritate most people….

Nope I didn't call anyone Shirley!!! So Rassssssssp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mid text conversation and the other person just stops texting!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who say 'chimley' and 'drawring'

It's an n not an l and there is only 1 r

And mill-yons instead of millions.

And sangwich instead of sandwich.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The woomen" when actually they are refering to a singular woman!! On the news, news reporters saying it, ohh a sec etary,luv that one, s e c r e t a r y,, ffs.

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over a year ago

"People who say 'chimley' and 'drawring'

It's an n not an l and there is only 1 r

And mill-yons instead of millions.

And sangwich instead of sandwich.

Rob says sangwich........I spent a couple of yrs trying to correct him but gave it up as a bad job long ago now,I just turn my ears off now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who say 'chimley' and 'drawring'

It's an n not an l and there is only 1 r

And mill-yons instead of millions.

And sangwich instead of sandwich.

Oh and crips instead of crisps.

And aks instead of ask

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 for me...

Skelington

and those pain killers... iferbupromen for Ibuprofen...

Winds me up very time!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"People who say 'chimley' and 'drawring'

It's an n not an l and there is only 1 r

And mill-yons instead of millions.

And sangwich instead of sandwich.

Rob says sangwich........I spent a couple of yrs trying to correct him but gave it up as a bad job long ago now,I just turn my ears off now

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tell him to ask for a piece or a butty instead... much easier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahhh thsat reminds me (grrrr) when I first moved up here, the (rather attractive woman) who was training me for my job took me up to the canteen, and asked if I wanted a 'fancy piece'

Turns out a 'fancy piece' up here is a cake or somesuch...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bright coloured petals and warm woolen mittens"

Brown paper packages tied up with strings...

Wolf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Argentinia instead of Argentina .

Pants instead of trousers .

People that enter into conversation without even a hello .

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Bright coloured petals and warm woolen mittens

Brown paper packages tied up with strings...

Wolf

Whiskers on kittens!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Todays random irritation is....two thirteen year olds playing band hero.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Todays random irritation is....two thirteen year olds playing band hero.

Aww you could be listening to the next Foo Fighters!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Todays random irritation is....two thirteen year olds playing band hero.

Aww you could be listening to the next Foo Fighters!!

xx"

I'd rather listen to the dogs fighting.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

the scum that forms on jam when i haven't got a knob of proper butter in the house!

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

Steve Ryder as the ITV Rugby link man - the guy is complete and utter crap!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two deaf old biddies with four yapping dogs between them holding a conversation about their grandchildren outside my house...I can't hear my Judge Judy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have to confess that I'm guilty of irritating myself once a month. It usually happens around maintenance time when what I mean to say to my ex-wife is 'Hiya, here is your money' but what actually comes out of my mouth is 'fucking blood-sucking spawn of satan, here's ya goddam money!'

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

My brother texting me at a silly hour on a saturday morning, when he knows i dont work on saturdays

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"I have to confess that I'm guilty of irritating myself once a month. It usually happens around maintenance time when what I mean to say to my ex-wife is 'Hiya, here is your money' but what actually comes out of my mouth is 'fucking blood-sucking spawn of satan, here's ya goddam money!'

pmsl

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By *ingmasterMan
over a year ago

nottingham

pushchair users . do they own the pavement or what ?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"the scum that forms on jam when i haven't got a knob of proper butter in the house!

Yes that's so vexing

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I thought maintainence was paid for children ?

I want an ex!

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"the scum that forms on jam when i haven't got a knob of proper butter in the house!

Yes that's so vexing

oh for a proper knob...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Parking spaces not designed for a big,,,,,long,,,,van, van drivers have to go to tesco too !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"the scum that forms on jam when i haven't got a knob of proper butter in the house!

Yes that's so vexing

oh for a proper knob...

You rang, m'lady....?

;)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve just noticed there’s a movie on TV at the moment called “The Neverending Story” which finishes a 14:55…..

I find that sort of hypocrisy quite irritating

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

People who 'axe' a question.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"the scum that forms on jam when i haven't got a knob of proper butter in the house!

Yes that's so vexing

oh for a proper knob...

You rang, m'lady....?

;)

Your humility is truly endearing x

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"People who 'axe' a question."

Can I axe you why ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who drag their feet when walking!

Pick your blinkin feet up FGS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought maintainence was paid for children ?

I want an ex!"

It is, and I do pay it for my daughter to benefit from. The money-grabbing cow always has little 'extras' each month that she'd appreciate me paying half towards. I say 'appreciate' but when I decline saying the maintenance I pay should cover everything, I get, "Oh well, she'll have to go without then!" thrown in my face.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who will rescue a clapped out old kettle saying, "That'll do nicely for the caravan, will that!"...

Feckin caravanners - student life for OAPs.

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

"People who 'axe' a question.

Can I axe you why ?"

Actually it's more irritating when they say 'I am axeing you'. I tend to take a step back just in case.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Today it has been Google Maps & that annoying new Haribo advert.

What idiot thought that the general public would enjoy a "family" singing the most annoying song in the world? & what's with the dodgy dancing??

I'm boycotting Haribo sweets in protest!

I really don't like that advert.

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By *andtsurreyCouple
over a year ago

Torbay

Mine today is having a profile that says we aren't looking for anyone under 30, yet have a message from an 18 yr old who says he knows he might be annoying us but do we want to meet??

FFS Nooooooo !!

Grrrrrr

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

"Mine today is having a profile that says we aren't looking for anyone under 30, yet have a message from an 18 yr old who says he knows he might be annoying us but do we want to meet??

FFS Nooooooo !!

Grrrrrr

So long as you have under 30's visible in your friends list I think you are always likely to get other under 30's assuming you make exceptions.

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By *andtsurreyCouple
over a year ago

Torbay

good point... profile dutifully changed

Still... 18 ?!!!!!

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By *unPeteMan
over a year ago

Near Bristol

Talking with your mouth full

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Standing in a massive queue at a chip shop, waiting to be served and finally getting to second place in the queue, only to have the one person in front of you, order so much stuff there’s not enough chips left to make a single portion up for you….

So your faced with either waiting ages until more chips are fried …. Or leaving the shop empty handed behind the greedy bastard who’s got bags and bags of the fukers in front of you....…..

Quite frankly this situation boils my piss when it happens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Standing in a massive queue at a chip shop, waiting to be served and finally getting to second place in the queue, only to have the one person in front of you, order so much stuff there’s not enough chips left to make a single portion up for you….

So your faced with either waiting ages until more chips are fried …. Or leaving the shop empty handed behind the greedy bastard who’s got bags and bags of the fukers in front of you....…..

Quite frankly this situation boils my piss when it happens

If you wait, at least you'll know you're getting the first bag out of a fresh batch rather than the last bag of an old batch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you wait, at least you'll know you're getting the first bag out of a fresh batch rather than the last bag of an old batch.

That’s true Wishy….. but at local my chippy, they always rush the next batch out when stocks are low and queues are long … So the fresh ones tend to be undercooked but still scorching hot,,,,, so ya risk burning ya gob on tasteless starchy piss poor chips you wish yu'd never bought……!!!

By the way,,,,,yes your rite,,, those crazy people rescuing stuff for the caravan…. OMG….. what the fuk is that all about… I mean, it must be like living in Steptoe and sons shed ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not being able to sleep , irritating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Twats who say 'can I get' when ordering fast food etc..

Someone remind them that they are not in a real life episode of Friends!!!

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!"

It sounds like its ruff behind that McDonalds counter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who give kids instructions too,,,,, ”unloosen" their laces when taking off shoes etc.

When what they really mean is "loosen" the laces…………. ffs "unloosen" means fasten the fukers !!!!!

Oo-er…. While I’m on…… those other fuckers who say….. “ well that’s the ‘first’ time in a long while since I’ve done that"..... while trying to explain they’ve recently re-done something they’d not done for a period of time……

FFS’’’’’ its not the First time at all, its just a while since you did it last !!!!!….

But apart from those two big issues… I’m pretty cool with everything else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My random irritation of today will be the head gasket on my month old car giving out grrrrrrr!

(only month old to me, but, still)

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By *uro anchorMan
over a year ago

Coventry

brown paper packages tied up with string..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

people who can't spell the word can't, it hasn't got an R in it !

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By *antaMan
over a year ago

Stirling/Alloa

2 for me

chillax........ next person who says that to me is going to get "kunched" ---kicked and punched

and

products that say they are "new and improved"

its wrong they are either "new" or "improved" if its improved there has been a previous one so its not feckin new!!!!!!!

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By *amschwingerz OP Couple
over a year ago

West

People who continue to finish a sentence while yawning!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Motorway digital displays stating,

"High Winds",, no shit!!!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Motorway digital displays stating,

"High Winds",, no shit!!!"
would you have preferred the shit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my wee irritation today is peeps that say 'eh' before they say anything.

For example... 'eh, can i get a cheeseburger' 'eh, can i get a drink with that' 'eh, can i get a thickshake' 'eh can i get strawberry' 'eh, can i get fries'

'EH - gonnae no say EH!!!'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Motorway digital displays stating,

"High Winds",, no shit!!!"

We saw one that read 'Pedestrians in road'. What the fuck is a pedestrian doing on the fookin motorway!!

Turns out it was a worker.. so why didn't the frickin sign say 'Workmen in road' like it usually does?

I'm sure some tanked-up from the weekend stupid arse is sitting there nursing a hangover each morning and his/her brain is still on the pillow at home.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Motorway digital displays stating,

"High Winds",, no shit!!!would you have preferred the shit?

I have my favourites, "Queue ahead" when your already in the feckin Queue!!

But the topper is "FOG" and you never saw that sign, guess why,,,,

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Motorway digital displays stating,

"High Winds",, no shit!!!would you have preferred the shit?

I have my favourites, "Queue ahead" when your already in the feckin Queue!!

But the topper is "FOG" and you never saw that sign, guess why,,,,

"
Cause you was contemplating your navel?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

or 'check your fuel'

Yes i got some fuel - now what? lol

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Isn't FOG = For Old Gits

Followed by :

"Have you tried the inside lane lately? It gets you to the same place the middle one does"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Motorway digital displays stating,

"High Winds",, no shit!!!would you have preferred the shit?

I have my favourites, "Queue ahead" when your already in the feckin Queue!!

But the topper is "FOG" and you never saw that sign, guess why,,,,

Cause you was contemplating your navel?

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That and busily "conforming to red X" which offft everyone knows,,(apart from me)

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By *evilwolfCouple
over a year ago

Leicestershire

"any hole's a goal"

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

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By *ssentialminx2011Couple
over a year ago

sheffield

Ppl pullg ya up on ya spelling & text slang Grrrrrr AND WRITING IN CAPITAL LETTERS TO "EMPHASISE SUMUT!!!OK M8!!LOL

"YESSSSS I DO IT ~ TO MAKE A POINT OK!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Supermarket checkouts whilst you have a trolley full of stuff.

" do you need some bags? Yes please (unless you want me to take the trolley home.)

Then they proceed to give you a few bags and you need to ask for more!

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Ppl pullg ya up on ya spelling & text slang Grrrrrr AND WRITING IN CAPITAL LETTERS TO "EMPHASISE SUMUT!!!OK M8!!LOL

"YESSSSS I DO IT ~ TO MAKE A POINT OK!!

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By *ssentialminx2011Couple
over a year ago

sheffield

GO ON THEN ~ I'LL SAY IT ~

WHILST WERE ON THE SUBJECT!!!

PPL (and i mean a very small minority of "F A B" sters!!)

;-)

"WHO ARE DARN RIGHT "BLOODY NASTY TO PPL ON THE FORUMS!!!!! Grrrrrrrr !!!

~ & usually for the "slightest" mistake & or /petty,& pathetic nit picking etc is "totally out of order!!

We ALL feel its form of petty bullying & down right nasty ,when there's really no need to be!!!

Dont get me wrong ~Everyone has a right to give their 6penneth on a thread,nothing against them at all (freedom of speach un all that),but to actually "pick on individuals" is unaccecptable & dozen of other ppl feel exactly the same !!

I've had dozens of private messages now from luvlie ppl ALL SAYING EXACTLY THE SAME THING !!! and what makes me "laff" the most is ~ these ppl never or very rarely contribute to the forums topics themselves,instead they "lurk" in the shadows,,ready & waiting to pounce on ANY~ONE that simply annoys them!!!

"P*** OFF " THESE FAB FORUMS DONT NEED YA !! ~unless you have sumthing decent to say !!!???? ~ STAY AWAY !!!

(that's me done ~ xx)

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

My irritation is at Fast Food outlets, when I go in for food, know what I want, and state it clearly, only for the spotty oik, straight out of nappies behind the counter, mumble to me...

"Do you want Fries with that??"

Grrrr! If I'd wanted Fries, I'd have bloody well asked for them!!!

Must go and lie down now in a darkened room and recover!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep some people aren't pleasant and even tell others to P*** OFF.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Supermarket checkouts whilst you have a trolley full of stuff.

" do you need some bags? Yes please (unless you want me to take the trolley home.)

Then they proceed to give you a few bags and you need to ask for more!

On that, my one is the goods flying at you to the point you have a backlog of stuff to bag, friend once simply walked away from the checkout, leaft the person at checkout to cancel it all etc, ohhhhh Luv to do that!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"my wee irritation today is peeps that say 'eh' before they say anything.

For example... 'eh, can i get a cheeseburger' 'eh, can i get a drink with that' 'eh, can i get a thickshake' 'eh can i get strawberry' 'eh, can i get fries'

'EH - gonnae no say EH!!!'"

Eh... That job at the McEhh gettin ya down eh??

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

"My irritation is at Fast Food outlets, when I go in for food, know what I want, and state it clearly, only for the spotty oik, straight out of nappies behind the counter, mumble to me...

"Do you want Fries with that??"

Grrrr! If I'd wanted Fries, I'd have bloody well asked for them!!!

I must clarify that I don't say the above to the counter staff; I usually respond with, "I've given you my order!"

If they still don't get it, I will say it again; usually after that, they get the hint!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"my wee irritation today is peeps that say 'eh' before they say anything.

For example... 'eh, can i get a cheeseburger' 'eh, can i get a drink with that' 'eh, can i get a thickshake' 'eh can i get strawberry' 'eh, can i get fries'

'EH - gonnae no say EH!!!'

Eh... That job at the McEhh gettin ya down eh??

could be worse!

ken, ya ken, ken what ya mean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My irritation is at Fast Food outlets, when I go in for food, know what I want, and state it clearly, only for the spotty oik, straight out of nappies behind the counter, mumble to me...

"Do you want Fries with that??"

Grrrr! If I'd wanted Fries, I'd have bloody well asked for them!!!

I must clarify that I don't say the above to the counter staff; I usually respond with, "I've given you my order!"

If they still don't get it, I will say it again; usually after that, they get the hint!"

I'm quite partial to McD's Big Breakfast but I can't stand the rubbery substance they attempt to pass off as scrambled egg, so I always ask for 'no egg, extra sausage please'.

This simple request throws them into absolute confusion as the silly girl, who thinks that her arse looks cute in Mcd's tight black trousers but in reality the McFat Muffins are about to make a complaint over unfair competition, searches the touch screen for the button that says 'Got a fookin awkward one here!' .. Usually, after about three minutes of trying to read said screen, they give up and yell my order back over to the greasy oik who makes up such food delicacies, and he promptly responds by saying, "Wha? Ya want Wha? fook it!" as he burns his hand on the hot grill he put it on because he forgot where he was when asked a simple question. Can't multi-task, obviously, but then they only asked him one question at a time in his interview so how could management have possibly known they'd face a HSE inquiry for a burnt hand from a kid who is so spotty he probably gets a cuddle from his mother at arms length in case he pusses all over her and struggled to find a friend from whom to learn about life because the only intelligible thing he could utter went along the lines of "will I go blind if I wank too much?"

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over a year ago

"My irritation is at Fast Food outlets, when I go in for food, know what I want, and state it clearly, only for the spotty oik, straight out of nappies behind the counter, mumble to me...

"Do you want Fries with that??"

Grrrr! If I'd wanted Fries, I'd have bloody well asked for them!!!

I must clarify that I don't say the above to the counter staff; I usually respond with, "I've given you my order!"

If they still don't get it, I will say it again; usually after that, they get the hint!

I'm quite partial to McD's Big Breakfast but I can't stand the rubbery substance they attempt to pass off as scrambled egg, so I always ask for 'no egg, extra sausage please'.

Ouch!

Remember us never to serve you again at McD's

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over a year ago

All Motor Vehicles are sold with a perfectly serviceable set of indicators, then some discerning drivers go and get a set of "Physic Signals" so you have to guess what they intend to do as they approach roundabouts, junctions etc

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

"My irritation is at Fast Food outlets, when I go in for food, know what I want, and state it clearly, only for the spotty oik, straight out of nappies behind the counter, mumble to me...

"Do you want Fries with that??"

Grrrr! If I'd wanted Fries, I'd have bloody well asked for them!!!

I must clarify that I don't say the above to the counter staff; I usually respond with, "I've given you my order!"

If they still don't get it, I will say it again; usually after that, they get the hint!

I'm quite partial to McD's Big Breakfast but I can't stand the rubbery substance they attempt to pass off as scrambled egg, so I always ask for 'no egg, extra sausage please'.

Wishy.

Thanks for supplying me with the funniest response in ages. That was sheer brilliance.

Ref the gloop they pass off as egg; it is more likely than not, a reconstituted egg product which used to be common in Catering.

I recall this stuff years ago, in Scambled Egg format, when it was in 22lb blocks, deep frozen, for ease of storage and long shelf life factors.

To cook it, you simply placed the block in a large cooking pot of boiling water, and hey presto, in about 40 minutes, you'd Scrambled Eggs.

Ok, it looked a bit more yellow than the natural frshly made equivalent, but apparently, it tasted well by all accounts. I never did try it myself; in my opinion, it looked more like newly mixed wall rendering!

It was lethal stuff too, if you happened to drop a block of it. One of our breakfast chefs did so and injured his foot. I'd to accompany him to A&E, where Xrays found he'd broken 3 toes!

However it fell down to me to register him at the reception desk; when I was asked for the cause of his injury, the department staff collapsed in fits of laughter when I said "Scrambled Egg fell on his foot!"

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Women wearing the wrong size bras...seen a few today with four tits, ffs get yourself measured

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over a year ago

There was this one time I walked into a Mcd's for breakfast and all the staff were Chinese, which is not surprising considering I was in China Town.

I asked for my usual 'no egg, extra sausage' and the polite gentleman, who I believed to be the manager as he was wearing a tie and only had a few spots, said, "I'm sorry, I can give you extra hash brown but not extra sausage."

I said, "Have you run out of sausage then?"

He said, "No, sausage costs 5p more than hash brown so I can replace the egg you don't want with an extra hash brown."

I then said, "Can you give the individual prices of the component parts of my meal so that I can work out what would be the best option to order?" (bearing in mind we're talking about 5p here)

He then dropped into pigeon English peppered with pure mandarin and said, "So solly, me not unnerstand."

At which point I waved my wallet at him and said, "So solly, no open!" and walked out. Twat.

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over a year ago

"There was this one time I walked into a Mcd's for breakfast and all the staff were Chinese, which is not surprising considering I was in China Town.

I said, "Have you run out of sausage then?"

He said, "No, sausage costs 5p more than hash brown so I can replace the egg you don't want with an extra hash brown."

I then said, "Can you give the individual prices of the component parts of my meal so that I can work out what would be the best option to order?" (bearing in mind we're talking about 5p here)

He then dropped into pigeon English peppered with pure mandarin and said, "So solly, me not unnerstand."

At which point I waved my wallet at him and said, "So solly, no open!" and walked out. Twat."

ha ha. Anymore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who don't say 'Goodbye' or 'See ya' before they end a phone call "

People who say "Bye" three of four times ending in a whisper.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thread titles that take longer to read than the replies to them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What he said ^^^^^^^

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By *amschwingerz OP Couple
over a year ago

West

Young blokes who cant smoke a cigarette without gobbing every two minutes..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People that spit, in general

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By *icboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"People that spit, in general"

what about the spitting girl in porn films?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ewwww... ladies dont spit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"pushchair users . do they own the pavement or what ?"

push chair users ? or push chair pushers ? lol and if its the pushers then yes we do lol

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"ewwww... ladies dont spit"

Guys who spit on me! I carry lube if needed!!

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By *amschwingerz OP Couple
over a year ago

West

Blokes who do 'snot rockets'...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The next person to tell me 'simples' had better be two feet tall and covered in fur!

Otherwise... *SLAP*!

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"The next person to tell me 'simples' had better be two feet tall and covered in fur!

Otherwise... *SLAP*!"

Haha I agree! Meerkat does it? D'aww. Person does it? GRRRRR!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No asians on profiles .

I understand its a personal preference but its damn irritating , reading through a profile and then as you get to the end

No Asians ! But why

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"at the end of the day"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'No offence but'..... offence, offence, offence!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

' to be honest ' .......blah ,blah ,blah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who say 'Off, of', when its frikkin 'FROM'

Scott Mills- you know who you are!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

' Google it ' ..........

No I want you to explain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who say 'Off, of', when its frikkin 'FROM'

Scott Mills- you know who you are!"

'Frikkin' is perfectly OK though.

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Forum Mod
over a year ago

Nothing has irritated me today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nothing has irritated me today

S'cos you're a laid back chick.. or rather, you should be laid back, chick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""at the end of the day"

Dont you mean "Back in the day" ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bacon in burgers !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just seen an advert for a 3D phone

What the fuk does anyone need a 3D phone for ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im not irritated at all today, got a meet with a very sexy guy planned , so im happy.Julie xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who say 'chimley' and 'drawring'

It's an n not an l and there is only 1 r

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over a year ago

"People who say 'chimley' and 'drawring'

It's an n not an l and there is only 1 r

You can add hospickle to those.And the use of the letter f in a word when its th. All equally irritating.

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over a year ago

"GO ON THEN ~ I'LL SAY IT ~

WHILST WERE ON THE SUBJECT!!!

PPL (and i mean a very small minority of "F A B" sters!!)

;-)

"WHO ARE DARN RIGHT "BLOODY NASTY TO PPL ON THE FORUMS!!!!! Grrrrrrrr !!!

~ & usually for the "slightest" mistake & or /petty,& pathetic nit picking etc is "totally out of order!!

We ALL feel its form of petty bullying & down right nasty ,when there's really no need to be!!!

"P*** OFF " THESE FAB FORUMS DONT NEED YA !! ~unless you have sumthing decent to say !!!???? ~ STAY AWAY !!!

(that's me done ~ xx)

my random irritation is people shouting in forum posts ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my random irritation is people shouting in forum posts ..."

EH?, SPEAK UP, I CAN`T HEAR YOU!!!!

Quiet women.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bad spelling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cling film ,had a huge fight with a roll of it this morning but I won in the end

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over a year ago

"cling film ,had a huge fight with a roll of it this morning but I won in the end

Pick on your own size lol

Or you can try the foil , much easier to beat in a fight

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

the time it takes to get an insurance quote! 45 minutes most of which was telling me the legal stuff

I really can't be bothered to ring around for more quotes

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over a year ago

"cling film ,had a huge fight with a roll of it this morning but I won in the end

Pick on your own size lol

Or you can try the foil , much easier to beat in a fight

It was a super duper size roll hmmm not sure thats the right thing to say think I best stick to I will try the tin foil instread

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over a year ago

"cling film ,had a huge fight with a roll of it this morning but I won in the end

Pick on your own size lol

Or you can try the foil , much easier to beat in a fight

It was a super duper size roll hmmm not sure thats the right thing to say think I best stick to I will try the tin foil instread

Warning: Foil can come in super duper sizes too avoid catering size products

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By *umourCouple
over a year ago

Rushden

"People who say 'chimley' and 'drawring'

It's an n not an l and there is only 1 r

You can add hospickle to those.And the use of the letter f in a word when its th. All equally irritating."

And "bokkle"... Seems to be a northwest thing! We have three sets of friends from around the Manchester area and they ALL say bokkle!!!

And what about all those people who should know better? Usually Labour MP's on the television who seem to have forgotten the letter "g"! They have put in a "plannin application" or are "lookin for a solution". No wonder the youth of today are having a hard time in education. Taught one thing and the powers that be are using another!

(That's enough steam for this allocation of Broadband! lol.. Be glad when Virgin can come and install!)

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"please remove items from bagging area", so i take said item away(shopping bag)only for the fucking wanking bastard machine to say....wait for it....

"please put item back in bagging area"

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over a year ago

"People who say 'chimley' and 'drawring'

It's an n not an l and there is only 1 r

You can add hospickle to those.And the use of the letter f in a word when its th. All equally irritating.

And "bokkle"... Seems to be a northwest thing! We have three sets of friends from around the Manchester area and they ALL say bokkle!!!

(That's enough steam for this allocation of Broadband! lol.. Be glad when Virgin can come and install!)"

Oh to be purfic.

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By *urreyfun2008Man
over a year ago

East Grinstead

Hate ordering a mocha, as about half the time, they make an americano, usually catch them due to price or what they tell person on coffee machine.

Best one was ordering a mocha frappacino and them making a mango smoothie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"fucking wanking bastard

Always a first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stubbed my toe , ouch !!!!

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By *ssentialminx2011Couple
over a year ago

sheffield

tut tut!! " LANGUAGE Jay!!" lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spotting someone that has verified themselves

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