FabSwingers.com forum: anal sex by accident ?!!

By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

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By *ingmasterMan
over a year ago

nottingham

still knocking the mud off ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 09/09/11 15:14:32]"

if one accidently bashes against my back doors its excrutiatingly painful - I dunno how anyone could have accidental anal but its giving me plenty of thinking material

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

Just found this post on another forum

Anonymous Poster

"I am female. I recently had anal sex" (on accident) (it slipped!!)

Cant believe she thinks it was a accident or have any of the ladies on here had anal sex by accident ?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It can happen...fer sure...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think I'd have to be unconscious for that to happen accidentally!

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"Think I'd have to be unconscious for that to happen accidentally!

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that can be arranged

just joking !! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How can you if your doing anal you have to take it slowly

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Just found this post on another forum

Anonymous Poster

"I am female. I recently had anal sex" (on accident) (it slipped!!)

Cant believe she thinks it was a accident or have any of the ladies on here had anal sex by accident ?!

it can happen!! That's how I accidentally got my tattoo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it can makes me think how big see is there because it's small that's why you take it slowly to let it stretch to let you in plus it's dry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If it can makes me think how big see is there because it's small that's why you take it slowly to let it stretch to let you in plus it's dry"

No offence, but you don`t appear to know much about anal sex..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

so its slamming the cock in the pussy and it slips out and the person carries on slamming it in and gets the butthole instead

(slamming as in hard sex)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anal to me means..... liquored-up lubed-up and fucked-up(the back alley)

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Shit happens!

One time at band camp I fell over and accidentally impaled the girl who was playing 'the oboe'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"so its slamming the cock in the pussy and it slips out and the person carries on slamming it in and gets the butthole instead

(slamming as in hard sex)"

Yessum...

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By *icboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"so its slamming the cock in the pussy and it slips out and the person carries on slamming it in and gets the butthole instead

(slamming as in hard sex)"

Might be a bit on the sore side, for the giver me thinks...

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"Shit happens!

One time at band camp I fell over and accidentally impaled the girl who was playing 'the oboe'."

Would that be the pink oboe?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"so its slamming the cock in the pussy and it slips out and the person carries on slamming it in and gets the butthole instead

(slamming as in hard sex)

Might be a bit on the sore side, for the giver me thinks...

Rather depends on the recipient methinks lol..

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"Shit happens!

One time at band camp I fell over and accidentally impaled the girl who was playing 'the oboe'.

Would that be the pink oboe?"

Yes!

Were you there too???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think I'd have to be unconscious for that to happen accidentally!

hahahahah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"so its slamming the cock in the pussy and it slips out and the person carries on slamming it in and gets the butthole instead

(slamming as in hard sex)

Might be a bit on the sore side, for the giver me thinks...

be good though slamming sex

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By *icboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"so its slamming the cock in the pussy and it slips out and the person carries on slamming it in and gets the butthole instead

(slamming as in hard sex)

Might be a bit on the sore side, for the giver me thinks...

be good though slamming sex

With you...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"so its slamming the cock in the pussy and it slips out and the person carries on slamming it in and gets the butthole instead

(slamming as in hard sex)

Might be a bit on the sore side, for the giver me thinks...

be good though slamming sex

With you...

could u handle me

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"Shit happens!

One time at band camp I fell over and accidentally impaled the girl who was playing 'the oboe'.

Would that be the pink oboe?

Yes!

Were you there too??? "

Humph, you forgot me already

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"so its slamming the cock in the pussy and it slips out and the person carries on slamming it in and gets the butthole instead

(slamming as in hard sex)

Might be a bit on the sore side, for the giver me thinks...

be good though slamming sex

With you...

could u handle me

man-handle you Jacqs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"so its slamming the cock in the pussy and it slips out and the person carries on slamming it in and gets the butthole instead

(slamming as in hard sex)

Might be a bit on the sore side, for the giver me thinks...

be good though slamming sex

With you...

could u handle me

man-handle you Jacqs

i usually am

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By *unPeteMan
over a year ago

Near Bristol

I get fucked in the arse by the company at every quarterly appraisal ... but I think it's done deliberately

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By *unPeteMan
over a year ago

Near Bristol

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By *icboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"so its slamming the cock in the pussy and it slips out and the person carries on slamming it in and gets the butthole instead

(slamming as in hard sex)

Might be a bit on the sore side, for the giver me thinks...

be good though slamming sex

With you...

could u handle me

man-handle you Jacqs

i usually am

I'll gve it a damn good go.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I`m deliberating ...the size of the aubergine...wheres that lube ?..

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"Yes!

Were you there too???

Humph, you forgot me already

You were the pink oboe player I impaled!

It's all coming back to me now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I`m deliberating ...the size of the aubergine...wheres that lube ?.."

that isnt going anywhere near my ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I`m deliberating ...the size of the aubergine...wheres that lube ?..

that isnt going anywhere near my ass

hahaa its coolio....fer aficiandos only

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By *icboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"I`m deliberating ...the size of the aubergine...wheres that lube ?..

that isnt going anywhere near my ass

hahaa its coolio....fer aficiandos only

or veggies xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I`m deliberating ...the size of the aubergine...wheres that lube ?..

that isnt going anywhere near my ass

hahaa its coolio....fer aficiandos only

or veggies xxx

hahaha it does make fer interesting times...eyeing the veg section of supermarkets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fox ache! anal and ve-ge-tables...you are purvurse!

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Theres a few that turn up at A&E after having accidental anal sex

with potatoes,vases,bottles, all sorts

Homes are dangerous places people.....be careful

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"Theres a few that turn up at A&E after having accidental anal sex

with potatoes,vases,bottles, all sorts

Homes are dangerous places people.....be careful

lulz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fox ache! anal and ve-ge-tables...you are purvurse! "

Who me Lainey ?

Oh indeed! lol....indeed so...glorying in my shameless lust haha..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Theres a few that turn up at A&E after having accidental anal sex

with potatoes,vases,bottles, all sorts

Homes are dangerous places people.....be careful

Thats true...ahem...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sox notices thread entitled …….”Anal sex by accident ?!!” Posted @ 15:14:32……….and finally stops laughing at 16 :41…… and now he’s off laughing again ……..,,,,anal by accident......yeah rite, it happens to me all fook’in time…. !!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My first time anal was by accident i was on all fours fell over and my fella at the time moved at same time lost balance and it when in he was very wet as i was as id had my legs up most of the session haha

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By *icboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"My first time anal was by accident i was on all fours fell over and my fella at the time moved at same time lost balance and it when in he was very wet as i was as id had my legs up most of the session haha

A likely story.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A looong time ago, in Vanilla land, that happened to me too!

And at the time, I don't know who was more mortified, him or me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hehehe, maybe 'he' did it accidently on purpose!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love sex with me face-down and prone, and I get very wet. I've had vanilla guys get a bit confused as to which hole they're poking, but I always put them straight!

Fortunately, swinging guys seem a lot more 'clued up' about the difference between vaginal and anal sex

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