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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Alton towers has said today that speedo swiming trunks have been banned from there swimmining pools

I kid you not people its on sky news lolxx

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"Alton towers has said today that speedo swiming trunks have been banned from there swimmining pools

I kid you not people its on sky news lolxx "

that does it, it'll have to be the tubber suit then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Alton towers has said today that speedo swiming trunks have been banned from there swimmining pools

I kid you not people its on sky news lolxx "

Bloody good job too. Nothing worse than seeing some prat in skimpy trunks with his beer belly overhanging and a tiny little acorn trying to say, "I'm much bigger really, honest I am."

Or those luminious skimpy skin tight short things that just scream out, "Look at my whanger, it's fookin enormous!"

Don't get me started on mankinis!!

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago


"Alton towers has said today that speedo swiming trunks have been banned from there swimmining pools

I kid you not people its on sky news lolxx "

Not surprised.......they're disgusting articles

Unless of course they're pure white and on the body of an adonis

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

so my red ones or green ones are a definate no no then?

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago


"so my red ones or green ones are a definate no no then?"

Yep Im gonna write to Chams and see if they will ban them too

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

awww you could have broken it to him a bit more gently

hehehe

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"awww you could have broken it to him a bit more gently

hehehe"

s'ok I'm a big boy you wouldn't have seen them under my beer belly anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

I want to know what reason Alton Towers gave for the ban

Was it abuse to eyeballs??

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

probably had something to do with fall out on the big dipper

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago


"probably had something to do with fall out on the big dipper"

Oooooh thats reminded me of an embarrassing memory

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"probably had something to do with fall out on the big dipper

Oooooh thats reminded me of an embarrassing memory "

I've lost 4 stone since then

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago


"probably had something to do with fall out on the big dipper

Oooooh thats reminded me of an embarrassing memory

I've lost 4 stone since then "

well done thats a great achievement

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"probably had something to do with fall out on the big dipper

Oooooh thats reminded me of an embarrassing memory

I've lost 4 stone since then

well done thats a great achievement"

ty - er've lost the equivalent of an average person between us - our bit for saving fuel pmsl

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By *1dKingColeMan
over a year ago

east london

OI!

This is discrimination!

The Prats! FFS, I've dived in them, raced in them, and swam the bloody channel in them! Everyone used to wear them and baggy shorts are bloody awful to swim in! F**king fashion police!

I'm going to start a protest!

Will be passing on Thur and think I will now detour especially to get chucked out for wearing them!

LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

You can't pass somewhere like that without going for the big rides

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OI!

This is discrimination!

The Prats! FFS, I've dived in them, raced in them, and swam the bloody channel in them! Everyone used to wear them and baggy shorts are bloody awful to swim in! F**king fashion police!

I'm going to start a protest!

Will be passing on Thur and think I will now detour especially to get chucked out for wearing them!

LOL

"

sooo ...you are going to the beach party to swim then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You can't pass somewhere like that without going for the big rides "
bugger off you ...youre quicker than me!! (not hard) xxx

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